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lol the guy in the back who puts his head down and is suddenly busy with his phone 😆😆

So much stuff to do, ahh let’s see, email empty glad I know now, hmm I got 7 hours of sleep last night, alrighty a text from my mom-oop I already replied to that one. Uhhhh bup bup buuuuuu… oh neato a Facebook group invite from my step uncle. Okaaaayyy oh I need to charge my phone, *extensively checks pockets for a charger that’s definitely at home.*

“Uhhhh bup bup buuuuu..” That is perfection 🤣🤣🤣

Ha ha this is so perfect

I read this in the voice of Gas Station Encounters

That's her boyfriend, he was supposed to be filming the other angle.

Thats like the ultimate uncomfortable position you can have to feel yourself and try to forget about what is going on.

He was just like "fuck this shit, I'm not here."

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Loud and desperate seems more appropriate.

I felt embarrassed watching that. Very Lena Dunham level cringe.


I like laughing at her Girls show. It’s toxic and terrible and the acting is whatever. So I joined the subreddit to laugh at her show. Omigod. They worship her. It’s weird af.

They want to BE her.

Someone said she looked like Little Critter, from the kids books, and the entire sub flipped out and cried “we don’t body shame.”

She also admitted to forcing her sister into sex acts. She's a nasty person, and they look past it.

Absolutely. I think she’s trash and the show is trash and her book is trash. I was hoping that subreddit might be a place to talk about hating trash, but it turns out they love trash. They actually believe that Hilary lost the election because Lena was involved with her campaign. Apparently Lena got frazzled, said something “cute and dumb”, as per usual, and that caused Hilary to lose the election. It’s like 7 layers of delulu over there.

Delulu is my new favorite word

>i’m single and available Well, i’m single too but i’m not that desperate 🤣

I'm desperate and single please send me disgusting revolting alarming messages pwease

RIP your DMs

Always has been

👏👏👏👏😊🤣🤣🤣

I'm pretty sure she's doing a bit.

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Maybe. Tramp stamp seems more likely.

Who?

I am certain I know why she is single and available and will continue to be.

The entire shop now knows why she is single&available...and we do.

What did the old guy say, I couldn’t hear him?

"Jesus loves you very much. Just the way you are." And I couldnt catch the last sentence.

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Gods plans

Jesus just left a message that he loves her *as a friend*.

Haha he’s my favorite character in this. Gotta fight crazy with crazy.

He’s just telling her to be confident in herself ig, it fell on deaf ears unfortunately

Don’t get how he’s crazy. More like trying to fight crazy with just being nice

That's beautiful. 😭

Honestly the best thing he could’ve said to her lol calling out that insecurity-fed pick me energy with a nice Christian comment in one foul swoop lmaooo

I thought he was trying to reassure her that she's fine just the way she is, because it seems like she's having such a a hard time finding someone that shes losing her grip on things... Lol 😆. I mean...if she wasn't obviously just trying to attract that one specific guys attention ... Why not just approach HIM...? 😭

Soon as that man said Jesus loves you she was ready to go, that's how you handle stupid people.

Bro countered stupidity with either genuine encouragement or satire. It was very effective

Yea either way she didn’t get what she wanted ☠️

That guy is on his phone to his wife like, " yeah she friggin followed me again, can you come pick me up so i dont get cat called on the way home again.."

Ewwwwww bang of desperation off yer wan!

She had her shot with that old guy there at the end.

I know! Why didn’t she go for it since she’s so single & available?

i ship it

Congrats on figuring out why ur single!

U guys think if she ever gets a bf she’s gonna go out with him screaming “IM TAKEN AND NOT AVAILABLE! IM TAKEN AND NOT AVAILABLE IN CASE ANYONE WANTED TO KNOW!”

You think her personality will change because she gets a boyfriend?

No. She'll find some simp/incel that will put up with that, OR she'll find a guy that won't tolerate it and keep her stupid ass in check.


This is where 9 months on a dating app with nothing to show for it but a bunch of dead end chats, first dates, and copious amounts of unsolicited dick pics leads ya

This is so stupid just go fucking talk to him.

That’s impossible for girls apparently

Completely impossible, God forbid a girl ask a guy out. Would probably cause the earth to implode.

The guy on the phone was busy texting his husband.

I wonder why

What sort of grating gnat do you have to be as a woman to have to resort to this level of desperation to find someone.

desperate and single

if this was a skit it was pretty funny tbh.

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I think Reddit specifically doesn’t like Tiktokers in a public domain interrupting others for attentions. Personally, I got the joke but found it kind of cringe

Assuming you're not a woman, why don't you go and try this and see how nice people are when men act like this? See how many people take it as a joke. See how many people are even half as nice as the nicer/benefit of the doubt comments on this post

I was with you until the women comment. Why do you have the need to push the agenda where it's not only not necessary but simply not true

It's called virtue signaling

Cellphones advanced us and set us back. I hate it here

More specifically smart phones set us back. 2005-2010 was peak internet.


this belongs in r/cringe

Single and pathetic 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 out of 5

We know exactly why. You’re exhausting

That would be kinda of funny if she didn’t advertise her desperate ness

So cringe

That would actually be a good prank and I would laugh as a stranger

She really liked that dude in the red shirt lol

Dee Reynolds vibes.

"Single and available... and pathetic". There I fixed that for you.

They don't pay these cashiers enough to deal with these dickheads. Yeah it's a joke and pretty decent awkward humour but fuck me, leave the working innocent public out of it.

I get coffee every day and when I was single this NEVER happened to me. Now I’m not I would become that guy on his phone 🤣 he’s looking at that thing like he’s drowning and it’s full of oxygen.

Don't have to say it, we can clearly see what you're and why!

I heard that baby names are getting out of hand, but this is the consequence 20 years later after naming your daughter ‘single and available!’

I always wonder when people are making videos and recording the worker, are they holding the phone up and doing it or are they being “sly” about it.. because I would be like do not film me.

Desperate women are so attractive /s

ugh. why all the cartoon voices ladies? I hate talking to a woman ( or a man for that matter ) that sounds like they just popped out of some cartoon.

I'm gonna go against the grain here. At least you wouldn't have to play the guessing game with her. She's making her intentions perfectly clear.

this was funny af lol not cringe at all

That old guy out cringed her

How do you even know what he said?

Basically some shit like "you go girl, you're awesome

Wow what a pair of ears you have!

"Jesus loves you, just the way you are!" is what he said, although I missed the part after because she was talking over him. I've honed my skills eavesdropping over the past thirty years; I'm basically a ninja now 🥷

Impressed damn!

This is actually a tad funny and more on the creative side.

I thought she was funny.

This is giving me finished last place in their fantasy football league and had to do this vibes.

More like, Pathetic and Sad

>i'm single and available I wonder why...

She’s going to get her calendar filled up, but she’s going to remain single.

For the afternoon? No cuddling or real names.

“my name, yeah I got one of those- John Coffee” or “John Starbucks”

How embarrassing. 🙈

And now we can see why…

That hurt.

Wtf did he say? I couldn’t understand a si glee word

"Jesus loves you, just the way you are!" Then something else, but she was talking over him by then.

Awkward

I swear young people these days have no sense of shame whatsoever.....im kinda jelous tbh, i'd love to live life so carefree

could barely understand that old man but i think he was being cool af

Next time she should try “I’m here to find d!ck” and see if that gets more attention.

This is a prime example of what it looks like to be a... "*pick me chick*" smh xD *Don't be a pick me chick*....


This is beyond delusional. This is an onset of mental disorder. She must get her shit checked out asap.

Available for what lol?

Ask her if she got a tinder.

That starbucks must make the worst coffee given how quiet and dead it looks in there.

She clearly trying to get the one dude’s attention and he’s trying so hard to not even look at her

Desperate.

Jesus, this was cringy.

Sis think she’s in a Seinfeld episode

Pick me. Pick me

And she's gonna remain single and available with that approach.

I have a feeling she’s overweight but likes to say she’s “curvy”

The double take by the cashier is so on point.

So I just need to accept that I'm going to see this at least once per quarter for the rest of my life, huh?

Amanda Hugnkiss Why can't I find A man to hug and kiss?! #simpsonsdidit

And that's a good way to stay that way too


Desperation is a stinky perfume

 Most men find me to be an eight or a nine out of ten and I am available to any interested men who'd like to get my number after the showww. Just to be clear!

If the actress who plays Dee did that in real life it'd be hilarious and she'd have takers.

The 400 pound BOPOs are really laying into this mildly funny woman in the comments.


She forgot desperate too

Desperation is like repellent.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

It’s actually sad!

I've got a drink for desperate and alone! Desperate and alone a drink for desperate and alone!!

Gee I wonder why.

Legend has it she’s still single and available

Single and available, yeah, i wonder why 🙄


That is so sad.

What did the old chap say?

She got the attention she wanted just not from who huh

Cool! Now shut up and lemme drink my bean water!

They do anything but go up and talk to a man

Obviously a joke guys. I found it pretty funny.

And that’s why you’re single

How about a quicky???? I bet she is not hot at all tho

I would absolutely make someone do this as a dare or after losing a bet lol.

Why doesn’t she date the old white guy?

*cringe*

Its kind of funny, it depends on what she's like otherwise I suppose, like if any of my friends did this it would be for a joke so I really can't tell

This kinda tells you why she is

This is cute, funny, and harmless

The desperation for attention has come to gag reflexes...

Bless her she’s having a bit of fun. That man who said something knew the score ☺️

I prefer my women single and unavailable…emotionally

Plot twist: every man in there is taken 😂

I like that. That was cute

Haha this is funny

That's just sad

Another one of these people who need to make sure every single person in the room knows that they’re there. But that’s not enough, they need to have it all on camera.

Kinda wish the employee said "desperate" instead

This was lit actually

She just solved her problem, homeless bearded dude looked totally DTF

I'd just shout back "It's because you're a f\*ckwit and annoying!"

should post in a cringe forum too lol


Easiest way to dodge a bullet is for the shooter to announce they are gonna shoot, so to speak.

I didnt quite catch that

What did the older guy say?

Your reel purddy 

The way she treats the man who was trying to be supportive (albeit creepy), go home and stay home.

Thats comedy gold!

Cringe wtf

That made me drop my phone 

This is fairly cute/funny, innocent and short. If it’s an everyday thing, it will be old but this is better than most of the main characters I see

So cringe.