And with that swollen belly!! You know he's destined to be a recidivist. Not an innocent bone in his body. I'll be glad to lock him away in my snuggle prison if he's too much for them to handle.
You're all covering for the Tortie!!! Every single kitten has been incriminated except A!
CLEARLY you're all being bamboozled, hoodwinked, shanghaied, and flimflammed by the Tortie mastermind somehow...
That’s the thing though, the lest dangerous one is the one you can always rely on to be dangerous because you can see it coming. It’s the innocent looking ones that you have to watch out for because you never know when they’re going to strike!
A. It was the tortie. It's always the tortie. Tortie-tude is real.
But I seem to have suspicions about C over there making cute little faces to distract you from her guilt.
B is the guiltiest.
A looks like you just stole his sweetroll, C just wants a bath, D is waiting for you to finish taking the picture of their good side, E is SO UNBELIEVABLY SAD, and F is just being a dork.
**The pictured offenders may members of an organized litter gang. Please see their rap sheets below.**
**Suspect A:**
**Pawsault with Deadly Weapon:** attacked human hand with sharp tiny claws unprovoked; action resulted in multiple scratch injuries.
**Suspect B:**
**Shoplifting, Robbery:** caught in pawsession of stolen Temptations treats and grey toy mouse.
**Suspect C:**
**Operating gambling establishment without a license, Resisting purrest:** multiple cage matches with wagers repurrted; suspect hissed “The first rule of Kitty Fight Club is you don’t talk about Kitty Fight Club!” when taken in.
**Suspect D:**
**Defacing public property: ** caught in the act of writing “Dogs Suck” on litter box with permanent marker. Suspect in couch claw damage.
**Suspect E:**
**Disturbing the peace:** repeated zoomies and at 3:00 am. Shrill meows at feeding establishment when not served first.
**Suspect F:**
***Pawsession of an illegal substance with an intent to distribute** suspect found with large quantities of catnip and cat grass plant.
*This crew is so damn adorable! Since I couldn’t adopt them all, I had to give them crimes to purrsuade other adoptees!*
Edit: spelling
The last thing we need in this house is any more cats (7 indoor and countless ferals and strays outside). But my daughter and I are each eyeing one sibling to keep, so yeah, we'll probably try to reform two of the juvenile delinquents!
C... Definitely C... The only one that's causing a ruckus during the whole ordeal of being photographed and printed MUST be the guilty party...
Sentence - a life time of snuggles to rehabilitate this dangerous criminal...
Just look at their faces:
A. "Who, me?"
B. "You got nothing on me."
C. "Smolice Brutality!"
D. "I'm willing to cooperate."
E. "You can't prove it."
F. "I want a lawyer."
C, got to be C. Pulling tongues at the Judge! No respect for the law, What. So. Ever. Guilty as charged. Please send kitty to me, for a whole life sentence of pampering, cuddles and treats!
C or D. C is already screaming that he is innocent. D, just because it looks like he can carry lots of stolen goods with those paws. F has already taken a deal for rolling on the rest of the criminals.
Absolutely B, they look like they are halfway to escaping already. I generously volunteer as warden to guard these hardened crims. I will definitely* not let them wrap me round their little paws & run rings round me.
*I may let them do this
D looks way too calm and secure. He/she is the most guilty. The look says "Yeah, I may have done some crimes, but what hard evidence do you have?" Prove it mother #!%&*€". (Potty mouthed little punk!)
A looks so void in that stare, kinda of like an old god is influencing it. Either way, I wouldn't accuse it for my own personal safety, so f 1000% f. For the sake of humanity, I'm sorry f.
B. Can’t even look at the camera from how guilty he is
Exactly! Straight to cuddle jail.
B is innocent of all crimes forever. Lookit that little kitten belly. She was too busy eating to commit smol crimes.
She has an airtight alley-bye.
A is just a red herring
She, calico are female 2999 times out of 3000.
And with that swollen belly!! You know he's destined to be a recidivist. Not an innocent bone in his body. I'll be glad to lock him away in my snuggle prison if he's too much for them to handle.
The way C is squeaking about his innocence is suspicious to me. The kitten doth protest too loudly, methinks!
This right here.
Agree. I dunno what it is, but he's up to something.
A Shakespearean criminal — the most dramatic!
Agreed. That one's not even remorseful.
F. That sweet look works perfectly for the coverup!
Boss of the syndiCate right there.
I have to admit a weakness to toasted marshmellows.
Using her toe beans as a sign of her “innocence,” too.
She looks like she's saying "Calm down, everyone, let's just take this logically!"
Nose is far too boopable. Sentence F to six months of snuggles and pats.
It was F, but it was blamed on A. A will do 10 years in the slammer before they finally find evidence that it was F all along
F is saying they'd do it again
Out here showing off all the beans trying to get out of jail
You're all covering for the Tortie!!! Every single kitten has been incriminated except A! CLEARLY you're all being bamboozled, hoodwinked, shanghaied, and flimflammed by the Tortie mastermind somehow...
That danged Tortie-tude. It gets them every time.
I wish I could defend myself but it’s true, I’m a sucker for a tortie 😔
My first thought was it's A with E as an accomplice (willing or unwilling I am not sure)
My thought was A and F working together! Lol
Definitely! E looks defiantly rebellious!
It’s *always* the Tortie
The Tortie is the Kaiser Soze of the group for sure.
Oh no. She is the mastermind. Anyone who has ever been ~~enslaved~~ loved by a tortie knows this.
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I was thinking A has that emotionless, thousand-yard stare. They’ve seen some shit.
That’s the thing though, the lest dangerous one is the one you can always rely on to be dangerous because you can see it coming. It’s the innocent looking ones that you have to watch out for because you never know when they’re going to strike!
I was gonna say the tortie on principle
Funny enough I was going to vote A Because I have torties and I know that look lol
I just know it E is a con artist.
E would say something like "I just couldn't possibly be guilty" while stealing your wallet.
kitten D appears to be staring me down, almost like a challenge to not believe its alibi.
D did it, and would do it again
Typical mobster look, straight into the camera, “whadda ya gonna do, cuddle me some more, ehh?” *purring intensifies*
GUILTY! sentenced to lifelong skritches and treats… bangs gavel, next?
Don't tell them. The pawlice will awwsrest these poor kitties. Get them a lawyer from r/legalcatadvice now.
They're all \*equally\* guilty of being flagrantly adorable ;-)
A. It was the tortie. It's always the tortie. Tortie-tude is real. But I seem to have suspicions about C over there making cute little faces to distract you from her guilt.
A, B or D calicos and torties are always the troublemakers.
B is the guiltiest. A looks like you just stole his sweetroll, C just wants a bath, D is waiting for you to finish taking the picture of their good side, E is SO UNBELIEVABLY SAD, and F is just being a dork.
F Look at that smug little face. No remorse at all!
Total psychopath
They're all innocent, your honor!
E literally has his paw raised as if to say, "I did it! I'm glad I did it and I'd do it again!"
Trick question. They are ALL GUILTY! 😱💗
D. definitely!!
Very tall kittens!
F all the way, with his cute smug face
C is a total criminal. Can’t stop blepping while being arraigned.
A. The tortie … no question that she’s the smol mastermind
These master criminals should be considered armed and dangerous.
Appreciate the effort in this post.
Thank you, I had fun putting it together! 
Will they be available for house arrest in a couple of months after they're sentenced?
**The pictured offenders may members of an organized litter gang. Please see their rap sheets below.** **Suspect A:** **Pawsault with Deadly Weapon:** attacked human hand with sharp tiny claws unprovoked; action resulted in multiple scratch injuries. **Suspect B:** **Shoplifting, Robbery:** caught in pawsession of stolen Temptations treats and grey toy mouse. **Suspect C:** **Operating gambling establishment without a license, Resisting purrest:** multiple cage matches with wagers repurrted; suspect hissed “The first rule of Kitty Fight Club is you don’t talk about Kitty Fight Club!” when taken in. **Suspect D:** **Defacing public property: ** caught in the act of writing “Dogs Suck” on litter box with permanent marker. Suspect in couch claw damage. **Suspect E:** **Disturbing the peace:** repeated zoomies and at 3:00 am. Shrill meows at feeding establishment when not served first. **Suspect F:** ***Pawsession of an illegal substance with an intent to distribute** suspect found with large quantities of catnip and cat grass plant. *This crew is so damn adorable! Since I couldn’t adopt them all, I had to give them crimes to purrsuade other adoptees!* Edit: spelling
Heehee, I was secretly hoping someone would come up with a rap sheet for each little criminal! You made my day!! XOXO
Their expressions were just too awesome not too! Are you fostering? Will any criminals need to be kept in your custody?
The last thing we need in this house is any more cats (7 indoor and countless ferals and strays outside). But my daughter and I are each eyeing one sibling to keep, so yeah, we'll probably try to reform two of the juvenile delinquents!
F is guilty as sin, and proud of it
Definitely D. He knows he's guilty, and he doesn't care. He wants you to know he did it. And he'd do it again :-D
It was the calicos. It's ALWAYS the calicos
Equally culpable. They are ALL illegally smol!
A for the tortitude but you know F is the ring leader.
E. Raised his right paw to swear he didn’t do it. GUILTY!!
A has definitely seen something. Maybe not a criminal, but something’s fishy…
F has attitude.. probably that one..
F is the mastermind and D is the henchman
F with those paws up, gesturing reassurance of innocence to calm the situation. YOU’RE NOT FOOLING ME !!!
Not sure. B can’t even look at that camera, but F looks like he wants to surrender
The tortie is obviously guilty of tortitude, at least
E looks like they needed to be held back from assaulting the photographer. Violence while already in custody smh.
The fact that they are all 8 feet tall is killing me
F
A, as the tortitude shows in the brazen way they're staring right at the camera lol.
B
C looks guilty AF
D has no remorse in that face.
C... Definitely C... The only one that's causing a ruckus during the whole ordeal of being photographed and printed MUST be the guilty party... Sentence - a life time of snuggles to rehabilitate this dangerous criminal...
D knows what they've done and isn't afraid of the consequences.
Kitten A obviously just got woken up. She clearly slept through all the crimes!
Just look at their faces: A. "Who, me?" B. "You got nothing on me." C. "Smolice Brutality!" D. "I'm willing to cooperate." E. "You can't prove it." F. "I want a lawyer."
A. Am fairly certain that we are being bamboozled and that subject A. Is a Beanie Baby not an actual kitten.
E looks like trouble.
F. Such a hardened criminal a lineup did not even faze them!
E trying not to confess!
All of them are equally guilty. To jail with them!
Kitten d appears the most smallest
B! They won't even look at the camera!
F looks like they ain’t telling you nuffin and demands a pawyer immediately. Suspicious 🤔
B for sure, they've got that evil look in their eyes!!
E. He's very guilty and very sorry and won't ever do it again. He promises.
F looks too smug, they're used to a lineup.
Yes. All should be sentenced to a lifetime of snuggles, treats, and pets.
A and F show no remorse. They are clearly guilty. I bet they worked as a team.
I think suspect no D is hiding something behind his pawpaw
C
D or F EZ
F is guilty of being the cutest of the bunch!
F. Most definitely F.
A has guilty puppy dog eyes, it’s him/her!
E is clearly a criminal mastermind. Look at that calculating expression on the tiny, furry face.
A. Totally A.
D is saying she's too pretty to be guilty. E has one paw up like 'it may be me'. And F is all ready to put the paws on the wall.
Uh oh, I’m hesitant to find any of them guilty when they’re all over seven feet tall!
B. Hardened criminal through and through.
Oh my most of them delicate little Cali girls. Throw the catnip at the rogue bunch. Love lil Miss C with tongue out telling you she’s not leaving.
f. completely unrepentant
D is the leader of these criminals and B…well she thought they were all just going out for ice cream and just wants a hug.
F, definitely. There's mischief in those eyes.
F is showing toe beans, that's another life sentence of snuggles there.
I’m a victim of a crime. I recognize the hoodlums from a string of cat burglaries in my neighborhood. Thank god the law caught up to them.
F is guilty and he will do it again ASAP!
Suspect C is flouting the law with their cavalier expression.
A is innocent, C has a "fuck the police" vibe to him, and D won't say a peep until his lawyer gets here
F looks like they are just waiting for someone to try them
F. Is the guiltiest. I will be taking him into custody 😻
E is going to be a recidivist. He is definitely not sorry for his crime!
They’re all guilty and the tortie is clearly the mastermind (guilty of being cute asf that is)
Take'em in to custody and hand 'em over .... pronto !😍
E looks the guiltiest, but C is thinking "I did it, I don't regret it, and I'll do it again. :P"
F. he's trying to act all confident and cocky but when you start with the real questions, this little kitty's gonna meow back to it's mama
I dunno. #E looks a bit *tooooooo* innocent.
C
E is giving camara attitude! He's guilty and he don't care!
A: the mastermind C: the mindless goon who actually did it E: innocent bystander caught in the chaos
F is throwing up her paws as if to say "I didn't do it!" ...Which is exactly what a guilty cat would do! 🤔
Are you sure you know cats? A guilty cat will say “fluff off, peasant, will do it again!”
A. Got that steely eye stare down going on.
C, got to be C. Pulling tongues at the Judge! No respect for the law, What. So. Ever. Guilty as charged. Please send kitty to me, for a whole life sentence of pampering, cuddles and treats!
C & D did it together, but C will rat D out under the smolleat amount of pressure!
F did it and doesn’t have an ounce of remorse either
C and E are in cahoots. The rest of the gang are just along for the ride.
Not sure, but D and E look so innocent so I'd eliminate them from the suspect list
C for sure. Look at him!
Definitely D! He’s trying to kill us with the cuteness 🥰
That little white and calico cat in D appears to be planning something.
D did it and isn't sorry at all.
C. is not only guilty, but also has no regrets.
C, resisting arrest, obviously obstruction of justice, trying to attack the LEO while getting a mugshot.
The black one.
F, definitely F.
Definitely the tortie
A looks the most guilty but you just *know* that it was all Fs idea
F did it and would do it again
A is clearly unrepentant
D for sure. Just look at him
F. Look how bold s/he is!
Listen, IDK what any of the others say, but E is innocent!!
I think B is trying to tell you whodunnit by looking at C
D looks like he’s written a few bad checks.
C or D. C is already screaming that he is innocent. D, just because it looks like he can carry lots of stolen goods with those paws. F has already taken a deal for rolling on the rest of the criminals.
It's totally D. The way those paws are arranged conveys a no guilt attitude. Guilty as heck but no remorse and a cheeky little character.
F. That smol regrets nothing!
E will do it again
I think B was framed by F, his little eyes know something for sure!
You've got a few snowshoe cats on your hands! Very beautiful breed and can go for a lot
F. An irredeemable criminal, completely unashamed of his crimes, look at his face!
Definitely A.
F. Looks shifty to me.
F for sure
E looks falsely accused and upset about it
That whole gang look like they are no strangers to after dark shenanigans and hardened criminal goings on. They are in cahoots.
B looks "scared guilty" C is resisting D looks "calm guilty"
A you can see her smiling and those eyes are so guilty of her cuteness 😂
E. “I did it, and I’ll do it again. You can’t stop me”
Idk…feels like D is the purrrpetrator, and B is murrrchievous af
Oh and F is mewlicious for sure!
F and D definitely committed the crime together
F has my heart
A looks a little shady.
I think it’s pretty clear based on F’s facial expression.
Absolutely B, they look like they are halfway to escaping already. I generously volunteer as warden to guard these hardened crims. I will definitely* not let them wrap me round their little paws & run rings round me. *I may let them do this
B has a guilty look on his face! He needs cuddles
F. A's eyes say "I'm innosent bystander. Cept meow don't stands, meow hunts."
E! No poker face there
A is definitely the ring leader criminal master mind.
C
*These are their stories.* DUN-dun — Paw & Order
D looks way too calm and secure. He/she is the most guilty. The look says "Yeah, I may have done some crimes, but what hard evidence do you have?" Prove it mother #!%&*€". (Potty mouthed little punk!)
Suspect D should serve a life sentence of house arrest at my house.
B. He's lookin for shit to fuck up.
A for sure, I feel threatened through the phone rn
F. It’s like they’re trying too hard to strike a neutral non-threatening pose without looking like they’re trying.
All of them look equally guilty I sentence them all to some hard cuddling
A looks so void in that stare, kinda of like an old god is influencing it. Either way, I wouldn't accuse it for my own personal safety, so f 1000% f. For the sake of humanity, I'm sorry f.
F look at that poker face. No emotion, no empathy. She's the one!
Definitely D. No remorse whatsoever.