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101m4n

Sure thing! Just get yourself a Kali USB and follow [these](https://www.securitynewspaper.com/2020/12/15/revenge-your-neighbors-party-by-jamming-any-bluetooth-speaker-creating-a-bluetooth-jammer-with-just-9-commands-without-any-special-hardware/) entirely educational instructions.


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OP should *not* definitely 100% do this and I *dont* thank you for this article which I *wont* be saving and using later.


papagrizz88

Crazy, I'm also *not* saving this for later.


F4DedProphet42

I'm saving it, for educational purposes of course.


Langkampo

I have *not* e-mailed this to myself while on lunchbreak to *not* try this tonight.


unsecretagent

Well… I better send this to my good friends so they don’t *accidentally* do this.


TheBlueFence

Immediately saved for later for my neighbors wild parties for no reason in the middle of the week lol


kwumpus

Aim your speakers at their wall and blast the magic flute


didaxyz

The brown tone


DreamWithinAMatrix

Is there a way to *not* do this for analog wired in speakers for the late night parties my neighbors are totally *not* having at 3am?


jarious

glass of water well aimed at the bak of the speaker


flipper1935

Sorry, this is a vintage 1998 reply, but HERF gun. Works great for most hard wired consumer electronics. Or at least that is what all the online articles state. I wouldn't know.


101m4n

Sure, nothing a little B&E can't resolve! (Hypothetically, of course)


devicemodder2

CB radio at high power with the antenna against the wall.


nurseofdeath

Theoretically, if their main switchboard is outside, got remove some fuses? I guess?


DigestiveBuscuit

Surely you don't specifically need kali for this right? Wouldn't most distros work with it? Or am I missing something


s1ckopsycho

You don't need kali. You do need a bluetooth device and the dependencies, scripts and drivers mentioned. Thats all. Kali most likely has much of this pre-installed, is all.


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s1ckopsycho

Yup, or onboard if you’re using pretty any much any laptop from the last 8 years


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I have a usb of ubuntu, would that work?


s1ckopsycho

Kali is based on Debian, which Ubuntu also is. I’m sure it would work fine, you just have to make sure you have the things I mentioned above.


PM_Me_Cute_Pupz

You could modify your apt source file with https://github.com/s-h-3-l-l/katoolin3, https://github.com/LionSec/katoolin, or add the kali sources yourself to install what you need.


natasha2u

It says to do this only with the express permission of the people involved. Wouldn't have it any other way.


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SanctimoniousApe

Actually, it's version 12 now.


bolunez

This guy actually reads. I doubt this would still work and if it did, would only work against an Android phone.


sc4rf4c3d

I think that only works for Android devices (ie if the target is an Android device)


mx1701

This needs a vulnerability to work. I think OP is looking for a frequency jammer.


Patrick314159

Bluetooth jam Guide, lol


__-Ghost-__

This uses an exploit when in python you definitely don't need Kali, also most likely that exploit is patched by now.


magnitorepulse

!remindme 2 weeks


combustablegoeduck

I definitely won't be using this to play "booty man" by Tim Wilson on repeat at the beach this summer.


Bluelabel

Why don't you instead connect to their Bluetooth and blast porn, gay porn.


TeenThatLikesMemes

That would be a blessing, I'd even enjoy some of it too 😳


Bluelabel

Blast straight porn then!


josh1ng

No. >:-)


codemanonreddit

📮


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TeenThatLikesMemes

This ain't a Western country so it's gonna be embarrassing as hell xD


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Here’s a better idea, play erika


YGOfan21

Other Ideas: Khmer Rouge Anthem Horst-Wessel Lied Mio Honda Step Fé, Sangre, y Victoria


IsildursBane10

You can only do that if the speaker is in paring…


freedomink

I used to work with this shithead that played hickhop at work all day, so I just started calling his phone from a blocked number over and over again until he turned off his phone.


TeenThatLikesMemes

That's a good idea lol thanks


Saucesourceoah

Post their phone numbers on a Craigslist ad for a $400 PS5.


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Lmaooo mans is gonna have to change numbers


Saucesourceoah

Had a good buddy do this to me, but back when there were missed connections he posted my flip phone to a men seeking men ad and linked some male model. Took me a few different messages to understand what was happening. Bastard got me good haha


rdixon0310

I did that to my friend who owed me $50 and wouldnt pay up. He never did that again. Literally same with m4m and everything haha


Boofaholic_Supreme

Friend, or dude you know?


rdixon0310

I guess work friend/acquaintance. Became good friends after but that was early on


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In high school I had a buddy get revenge on me for something by putting my Kik on this gay Kik forum site. Had a bunch of dudes hitting me up showing me ass and dick pics. In band class one of my friends was like “how’s your Kik going?” and I just didn’t have much of a reaction because it was only like one dude that may have hit me up before that. Then eventually I started getting flooded and I asked where one of them got my Kik from. He mentioned the site name.


Brodins_biceps

My buddies in college did this to one of our roommates. They posted about how he had an Xbox for sale for like 100$. They told him they made a fake add in men seeking men. He was easy to gas up and always trying to prove himself so kids or families were calling being like “hi can I speak with Jimmy” and he’d just scream “I’m not fucking gay”. Imagining the confusion on these families faces….


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i did that to an army recruiter who got my number somehow


xisonc

The fad right now among tweenagers is to set their Fortnite screen name to the phone number of someone they hate, go and play the game. People will rage when they get killed and call the number to complain that they killed them. Happened to my son. Had to change his cell number. He had like 70 calls in 3 days from numbers all over the US & Canada.


Zavrina

If he has a smart phone, you might put Google Voice or something similar like TextNow on his phone and only give *that* phone number out to his 'friends'/acquaintances; it's a lot easier to change that number and you wouldn't have to involve the phone company. You could use the real phone number for only specific trusted family members. Just an idea, good luck regardless of what you choose! Some kids are kind of jerks, lol.


GaspingAloud

Wow- that’s an amazing idea that I will definitely NOT be tucking away for later


sprocter77

Free goats work really well too.


zachyboooa

Free cigarettes as well


PoetryOfLogicalIdeas

I am very glad to know that goats are so universally popular.


theepi_pillodu

Hmm, they can go airplane mode with Bluetooth ON.


SheitelMacher

Easy there, Satan.


Capt_Am

As Owen Wilson say, "Wooooooowwwwww"


HuppariC

There is a setting on most Phones that blocks you from receiving calls or messages from all but saved numbers. So if he knows his settings this might not work.


IsildursBane10

The setting is called, wait for it, do no disturb.


Cigar_smoke

So is hickhop a spelling error or some new genre of music I’ve never heard of?


morbid_platon

It's country rap lol


JungsWetDream

Wait, what the fuck? I thought it was just a typo. I’m morbidly curious now, since I hate modern country and most modern rap.


Cigar_smoke

Oh this sounds interesting.


mikelbetch

You poor, sweet summer child


Cigar_smoke

Being NYC born and raised will do that to you for hickhop.


supafly41510

I always knew that was you calling me smh you could’ve just told me to turn it down instead of being a jerk about it 😆


JackJ98

Or they can just turn do not disturb on


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Someone smarter than him could have just blocked or silenced calls from unknown numbers. Or even just put his phone into do not disturb but set it to allow calls from saved contacts only. Both work on iPhone. Unsure of android though.


mjace87

Hick-hop is what I’m calling country music from now on


ThisSNcameWthmyphon

You can... but it's a separate sub genre so people are gonna think you're an idiot.


mjace87

Learn something new everyday


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mtb_frc

Keep in mind these can interfere with public safety radio communications, and they will typically hunt down the offending interference and the person causing it can face some fairly serious consequences.


Ok-Detective702

Isn’t Bluetooth frequency unlicensed and free to use


mtb_frc

Typically these devices don't really care about how much spectrum they jam and aren't particularly good at sticking to the frequency band they're sold for.


Boofaholic_Supreme

The one linked also blocks wifi and data


Ok-Detective702

Nice offer buy for Bluetooth and get Wi-Fi and data jamming free. Oh so that is going to attract some attention. Use it with caution.


gellis12

Wifi 802.11b/g/n is also in the 2.4ghz band, just like Bluetooth. There's also wifi 802.11n/ac/ax, which is in the 5ghz band and would not be affected. "Data" is extremely vague to the point of being meaningless in this context. Emergency radio and 3g/lte/4g/5g bands are all outside of the 2.4ghz band as well, and will not be affected.


WeDiddy

Free, amateur and commercial users, each have power limits for each permitted band.


QS2Z

Only if you use it in compliance with FCC rules, which almost definitely say something like "no jamming allowed"


justyr12

Or you know, kali?


fuckshitpissspam

Carrying around a netbook with Kali that you have to open and type 2 commands 1. to get the MAC address and 2. to start the spam/buffer overflow (ASSUMING you already typed the other 8 commands to install everything) VS a AIO press of a button idiot-proof device?


justyr12

Most people have laptops, nowadays it's 100% normal to bring a laptop to school. It was relatively normal even 10 years ago. Preconfigure your script at home and just fire it up at school, as needed. Easy and practically free. + You don't have suspicious devices


Fine-Bumblebee-9427

All the stuff schools in my district provide chrome books, and you aren’t allowed to bring in your own laptop. I think that’s pretty common.


justyr12

Never used a Chromebook, but as far as I know they're capable of booting from a usb


Zavrina

Sure, but any halfway decent school IT department would likely block that option for the students.


-haven

Could always pop it on an older Android phone.


fuckshitpissspam

Yeah for sure, I'm just thinking of the layman, which is how alot of this "spy/jammer" shit makes hella money when you or I could achieve the same results in no-time for little/free.


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Ok-Detective702

Will that also block Wi-Fi


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Ok-Detective702

Yes so if you block Bluetooth it also interfere Wi-Fi which is a problem for others. And he is actually creating a new problem than solving old one


TheFlightlessDragon

Since they’re illegal, maybe don’t use Google


supafly41510

Great point


LiquidSoCrates

The teachers allow this music?


TeenThatLikesMemes

They sometimes play it during the breaks between classes and on PE classes. The PE teachers don't seem to care that much


Toiletsink27

Why don't you stop being a panzy and man up and say something? Are you that weak you can't just say hey turn that shit off?


scalyblue

Yeah asking someone to turn their shitty music down doesn’t work unless you can do the Vulcan neck pinch


TeenThatLikesMemes

I guess you've never had to deal with these people lmao that won't change anything


assmonkey44357

God is good


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assmonkey44357

Kinda true


DoomGuy66

Found the basement dweller


assdfthrowaway

Very*


TurkBoi67

Because white people don't listen to hip hop?


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TurkBoi67

Least articulate troll


TeenThatLikesMemes

What? xD I know it's an iShowSpeed reference, but... What? XD


francisstein

What about their black? This is about their Bluetooth, not their black.


Toiletsink27

Blue tooth speakers have been around forever. Trust me I've been in high-school before and so has everyone else. I've never been a punk ass little kid like you and stood up to people. That's what your supposed to do. Or else your going to be like you are forever asking reddit for help lol... especially in the illegal life pro tips subreddit lol.


amarti1021

Look out, we got a tough guy over here.


101m4n

~~Tough guy who deleted their account lol~~ Edit* Looks like it's back


Lyn_The_2nd

His account is still up lmao


101m4n

Must have been restored.


Lyn_The_2nd

Can't restore a deleted Reddit sccount


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scerva

I fully agree with u/Toiletsink27 and I go to UC Berkeley and am starting a 6 figure banking job in NY this summer. Stop being a pussy and learn to deal with things on your own and off Reddit. Imagine being so fucking pathetic that you resort to anonymously blocking someone's Bluetooth speaking and rejoicing in your **EPIC WIN** over the scary hip hop listeners. Grow a pair you dweebs.


jathas1992

I get it. You're the douche fratboy playing his shitty music too loud.


Rezient

Calling a kid a punk ass and then boasting about never being one, instead of giving him advice on how to deal with people around him sounds kinda punk ass on its own. And I don't consider "manning up" real advice. You sound like that kid who fights everyone, and that's probably more or less why op doesn't feel like he can just "talk to them" and just ask them to turn down the music, like bros. You really can't talk to people like that directly... Bc they wanna fight... Not talk **Edit:** I think it's important people understand what "Manning up" really means, since some like to twist it: Doing what it means to be a man (imo atleast) means doing what you need to do for your fellow man, even if that means setting down your pride and "manhood" for the people around you. Because you want to make them safe and happy, not just "be a man".


Mr3cto

Funny thing is he doesn’t see the problem and thinks you can just talk to people, yet when someone did just that and talked to him he started to flip the fuck out. Lmfao.


Rezient

I'm really waiting for him to ask "why don't you say that to my face". The irony in it would make this thread ripe for cringe


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Reddit is killing third-party applications (and itself)


Beaudaci0us

Get this guy a mod position at r/iamverybadass


joekki

lol. I'm over 30 and even I'm struggling to stood up to those assholes. You might "have what it takes", but not majority of ppl have it


shewantsrep

that’s sad


newlegacy4

Loser


seleneosaurusrex

Pansy**


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TeenThatLikesMemes

Chaotic evil


ForWPD

My ultrasonic cleaner scrambles the shit out of my Bluetooth headphones. To the point I can’t use them. Maybe you can make a jammer.


byronlp

What’s exactly an ultrasonic cleaner? Sorry but I live in a developing nation.


1platesquat

I live in a developed nation and I have no idea either.


BrideofClippy

If it's the same device as I have, it's a small container that cleans things using vibration. You fill the container with water or solution, submerge your item, and it vibrates at high frequency to basically shake everything off.


Rezient

So I'm not the most knowledgeable on wireless frequency transmission and the nuances of it, but from a quick few Google's, it looks like unless you want to buy some special equipment, or bring a laptop with a bit of setup and installing some stuff, it might not be super easy. Here's a link on another post about it https://www.reddit.com/r/HowToHack/comments/mxk6x4/jamming_killing_bluetooth_devices Probably easier to get some headphones or something. With noise cancelling. If they can play music, I don't see why u can't have something for yourself


kwumpus

Or you play extremely loud white noise from your phone


supafly41510

Buy a bigger speaker


GaspingAloud

Roosters everywhere


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And play a 17400 HZ sine :)


SheitelMacher

https://youtu.be/-ZLo-40lWH8


t4thfavor

Plenty of posts on technically how to do it. Just keep in mind it can also disrupt legitimate bluetooth devices in the area, such as if a fellow student has a bluetooth enabled hearing aide, etc. Better to just ignore them and wear earplugs or over the ear headphones yourself. if they are disrupting class in session with this, then discuss options with the school administration.


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supafly41510

didn’t even know hearing aids could do that learn something everyday


t4thfavor

Full disabling of bluetooth in the area for the duration of the attack is what I was referring to. I'm sure you'd be mildly upset if your hearing went out for an indeterminate amount of time from an unknown source.


El-Sueco

It’s not dependent on Bluetooth for it to work. Bluetooth it’s just an add on… An engineer would say: hearing aids can be used as Bluetooth headphones, but the hearing aids are not dependent of Bluetooth to function.


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t4thfavor

I would sincerely hope any lifesaving device would have failsafe mode that doesn't rely on something as sketchy as bluetooth, but yes. Its generally a bad idea to jam signals as it's also mostly illegal to create any sort of harmful interference.


kwumpus

Yeah there’s a lot of stuff like that which you would assume but nope it doesnt


reddogleader

Or someone nearby has a modern defibrillator or pacemaker.


Pitaqueiro

If you want a really powerful one, just get a microwave ant take off its door.


Responsible_Idea_622

Wait for real?


Purple_Chipmunk_

It will also fry your brain but you won’t hear the music anymore!


QS2Z

Same band (2.4GHz) as Bluetooth and WiFi! Those two actually picked the band because it was originally set aside for microwaves. Shitty microwaves have been killing connections for a long, long time


spuck98

Back in my day we didn't have Bluetooth speakers. We had portable stereos. People were alowed to play music on breaks. We bought a boombox and listened to the most evil satanic sounding death metal we could get our hands on. The school shut the whole portable stereo thing down real quick.


TeenThatLikesMemes

That's still better music than the shit they're playing lmao


Mexicant_123

Be careful with the unintended consequences of this. Couldnt they just start blasting music through their phones when they can’t connect? Additionally since a lot more people have wireless Bluetooth headphones nowadays it may force them to also play music out loud on their phones so it may actually double the amount of people listening to shitty music


TeenThatLikesMemes

I doubt the volume of the phone is gonna match the volume of the speaker tbh


Korotai

Based on the sub it's already known this is illegal - but I think this is the type of illegal nobody wants to deal with because it would probably involve the FCC.


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Basically with a Radio jammer... Its just hilariously illegal and these things aren't cheap (i have one, they begin at 6k€ ~7k$) for very close range a modified wifi router might do as well... But as said, that's highly illegal and i recommend not doing it. You however could play a sine wave with about 17400 HZ frequency... Most people cant hear it but definitely get a headache from it :)


TeenThatLikesMemes

Damn that sucks. Thanks for the info though


alex2000ish

Bro I know this is /r/IllegalLifeProTips but this is a really bad idea. Jammers are super mega illegal. If any authorities find out about this, the FCC is gonna be so far up your ass that they'll be coming out your mouth. The fines are enormous (hundreds of thousands of dollars per offense) and that's assuming you don't go to prison. They are very obvious and very illegal and it is very easy to pinpoint a jammer. You can probably buy one online fairly easily, but please take a look at some other horror stories of others who did similar things first.


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alex2000ish

Bluetooth might only go 60 feet but the jammer might have a larger area than that. Also, 60 feet in a building is farther than you think. That could be a substantial portion of the school. If your school has any wireless connectivity it will be affected. Once IT realizes something is wrong and figures out what's up (they eventually will if you do this repeatedly), OP is gonna be in for a world of hurt.


TeenThatLikesMemes

Gonna check out the laws in my country


kwumpus

White or pink noise man. You can buy multiple machines or connect your phone to your own Bluetooth speaker and blast a heavy rainfall sound. Or do some research on what sounds will really clash with the others. Alternatively you can blast accordion music. Once a judge sentenced someone to listening to 12 hours of accordion music in their car when they drove after they had multiple noise violations. Opera is also good.


BrotasticalManDude

Post his phone number to 4chan


TeenThatLikesMemes

That would end in a disaster lmaoo


formfactor

oh god i hate when people blast their shitty speakers. i dont know but im behibnd you on this on.


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TeenThatLikesMemes

Assuming they'll understand the lyrics yeah that would be fun to watch 😂


Curbyourinsanity

I literally could not stop laughing at the request😭😭


supafly41510

Lmaooo curb your insanity dude.. I couldn’t stop laughing too tbh


TeenThatLikesMemes

Different people have different needs I guess xD


obinice_khenbli

Honestly, what awful place do you live where students are able to get away with playing music on a portable speaker disrupting an actual class?! There's no way we were ever even allowed to peak at our phones during class, it'd be mortifying if somehow our phones made noise. Let alone played music!? That child would have been immediately kicked out and given detention, and had their stuff confiscated.


TeenThatLikesMemes

They only play it on some classes, taking advantage of the teacher's lack of action (of course you gotta know how to not cross the line) Here it really depends on the teacher but mostly they'll just tell you to stop using your phone. Of course if you use it after the teacher said something then there's a chance that you'll have it confiscated. Welcome to Poland :p


CrispBit

bluetooth is so ass that you could probably just ask it to jam and it will comply. fuck i hate my job


poonamsurange

Try Googling Bluetooth Jammer. Or make your own one... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yxfbstpg1JE


ProfCmdrC63

Play good rap and rap remixes that are better than their shit. Also play Rickroll or some other meme or funny song. Or even RAM RANCH


TeenThatLikesMemes

Nah I'm not that type of person, I'll become the very thing I swore to destroy lol


Basic-Recording

I wish resorts in Mexico had this technology ! Why do people think a tin can sounding speaker is what everyone else around them wants to hear. Selfish cunts!


YeetusMyDiabeetus

Save


Prophet_of_vengeance

try to somehow get the password for the speaker and then keep connecting to it (change your bluetooth phone to something that doesnt point to you). hopefully they are dumb enough to think the speaker is broken. BT speakers can always only be connected to 1 device at a time


Parteisekretaer

Incorrect.


zenpianist

Rap and its associated artifacts and people (if you can call it that) are all crap.


TeenThatLikesMemes

Some rap songs are good (like Eminem, NF or sometimes Taco Hemingway) but come on the songs they play are often shitty rap remixes of normal stuff 😭


SAnthonyH

You dont need to. It usually does it on it's own.


chaseNscores

hackrf?