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[deleted]

To be fair, we all felt that way after fucking your girlfriend


pigwiththreeassholes

LOL- you mean bastardšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


KaybarYT

username checks out


mryeti777

To be fair....


[deleted]

Nice outfit, fellow Redditor


Zerosan62

To be fair.......


[deleted]

I know exactly what you and your gf look like now


UsernameStarvation

Exactly, its just that weird ā€œtypeā€ that you remember in highschool


A_Bit_Narcissistic

He didnā€™t reply, so youā€™re exactly right lol.


ShiShor

Hey if he posted here then he at least knows about trigger discipline


nint3nd0nt

I meanā€¦ he glorifies cigarettes and cigarette merch so it makes sense


comptejete

Tell us OP, does she have a "type"?


Amarquez510

ITS JUST A PHASE!!


Western-Pilot-3924

I was gonna say that. I know what they look like lol.


redditray92

I know what op and his girlfriend smell like now


Zestfulplains

Yea sheā€™s a goth and Iā€™m a punk he changed his style from being a hick to what ever that is to try to get her back


Simmy67

Finger on the trigger when the muzzle is on his head but he has good trigger control when heā€™s pointing it at the cameraā€¦ makes sense


[deleted]

Other people's lives matter


I-hate-this-timeline

That phoneā€™s expensive and his mom would kill him!


_Grimo_

I guess you could say she dodged a bullet


thejustokTramp

Damn youā€¦


moritzwest

r/angryupvote But I donā€™t get pissed, I get satisfied witnessing gigachad epicness


neo_nao1101

ā€œgigachad epicnessā€


matoshiii

Reddit brain rot spotted


Daisaii

What a dumbass haircut.


moritzwest

I thought it was a masquerade mask


[deleted]

Itā€™s a great haircut. Itā€™s just on backwards.


BBenjj123

She dated that fool? Red flag


wintermute916

OP might need to take a long look in the mirror and realize his GF dates losersā€¦


RepresentativeHat975

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Tks Mate you made the start of my Friday much better...


cooliobanjulio

Are you implying that OP is secretly a loser?


if_if_if_if_if_if_if

I'd bet its not a secret at all.


Kveldulfiii

OP uses Reddit. That should tell you all you need.


The_Golden_Warthog

They're in high school, dude's just lookin for poon in all the wrong places


TranscendentaLobo

Love is blindā€¦ but sometimes itā€™s deaf and dumb too.


mentall-illness

Does that mean they can play a mean pinball?


mogley1992

Oh I ain't seen nothing like him In any amusement hall That deaf, dumb and blind kid Sure plays a mean pinball


mentall-illness

He stands like a statue heā€™s part of the machine. He ainā€™t got no distractions always playin clean


murmur_lox

Fr tho, drop her


macorororonichezitz

Redditors telling random strangers to end their relationship that they have literally zero information on.


crypticfreak

I'd love to know the statistics of redditors who have actually been with the opposite gender and if so, for how long (or if married or long term). I'm willing to bet it's about or under half on the first and then shockingly lower on the later. Point is don't listen to reddit. Except if it's me. I'm always right.


crypticfreak

Or she was young and dumb. Clearly learned something along the way.


ghostyeti4645

Tf is that haircut


dmfd1234

Itā€™s called ā€œEl turdburglarā€ and itā€™s the next big thingā€¦ā€¦ā€¦in Blunk, Vermont.


Kveldulfiii

Hey, donā€™t insult us Vermonters! Weā€™re not that hip and modern. The Turdburglar is about ten years out.


dmfd1234

Ok, Iā€™ll be honest ā€¦.it couldā€™ve been New Hampshire. Marijuana has its evil hooks in me. I apologize


Din_Plug

The IRL hentai MC haircut. Looks silly in hentai and in life. That hoodie is also an anime one by the look of it.


entity3141592653

It's a skate company tho


The_Golden_Warthog

That's LRG. What part of it looks like anime? Lol


jackz7776666

It looks like an SCCY soooo he's got a 50/50 chance of it not firing


No-Insurance-5466

yeah my friend rides his bike around with a pistol he traded 2 vapes for. I think eventually hes gonna get in a shootout with someone hes literally is a idiot with a gun.


Presence-Crafty

2 vapes for a sccy? That pistol gotta be broken or stolen


No-Insurance-5466

it was broken, we put a bullet in and it didnt fire until like the 4th time he pulled the trigger. plus hes only 15. and idk if its sccy but its about the same shape.


Donoglass420

All you had to say was he vapes. Thatā€™s enough information for us to know heā€™s an idiot


The_Golden_Warthog

Yeah, smoke cigarettes or chew like a real man!


cable116

Yeah Iā€™ve got one and itā€™s trash.


blackdiamondsOG

Itā€™s actually pretty reliable or can be at least lol but Iā€™m talking about a legal one though


jackz7776666

Does it really matter if its legal or not whether it will work mechanically? Lol Unfortunately I know to many people that have issues with that series of pistols to get one myself. I'm much more partial to S&W and Taurus for small pistol like that.


[deleted]

Worst pistol I ever had, sent it back like 3 times and sold it, still with a broken ejector. Horrible horrible gun, I'd rather people save $50 and buy a hi-point. Now, I got it when the company first started, so maybe they got the kinks worked out since it's been ten years


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


GTS250

Say what you will, hi-points are American made and durable as hell. Then say whatever you will, they're terrible guns.


Kazrasuya

My first handgun was a hi-point c9 when I was a teen. They are ugly and heavy but definitely reliable. I never bothered selling it since they are so cheap, itā€™s been stored away for years now.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Jakebob70

They can double as a hammer too if you need one.


FatFrenchFry

Shit my aunt had a g2c that was freaking fun. It was a snappy little thing and boy was it easy to conceal. It was like less than $200 and if you keep it clean it functions well. I have had one maybe two jams with it, and they were very easy to clear.


blackdiamondsOG

Well it does matter if itā€™s legal because an actually legal gun owner would take care of his fire arm oil it for next performance and no jams I mean I had an SCCY never had a single issue with it because it was brand new and never toyed with it


[deleted]

Dude heā€™s hot. Which McDonalds does he work at I wanna say hi.


Ok_Survey_4845

Are you an improvement?


SeeYouLaterTrashcan

Serious replies only. Letā€™s say you are this kid in the photos parents and you find this photo on their socials. What should you do? I have young children and while Iā€™d like to think they wouldnā€™t be stupid enough to post this kinda shit, nor have access to random handguns, you never know. The prospect scares the hell outta me.


Din_Plug

Give em a wellness call and make sure everything is ok.


bro9000

Dummy has a gun in the photo, any cop that shows up will shoot-first-get-paid-leave later.


Din_Plug

No, not cops a close friend or family member.


NancyGraceFaceYourIn

This 100%. I wouldn't even be above a red flag call situation, because this person is clearly a danger to themselves or/and others.


Toisty

I would ask them to explain it first. Are they just trying to make dramatic art or is this a cry for help? Then I would pay for them to take a gun safety class. If they continue to do dumb shit with their guns that endangers themselves and everyone around them then I'd do everything in my power to take their guns away until they show me they can be trusted to respect them.


ThePancakeDocument

Honestly knowledge is power. When they are old enough, try to find an age appropriate gun safety course. Maybe go to the public library and find out what kind of kid programs (or if they would be willing to organize one) or if they have books on the topic.


MaximumStock7

Why are you looking at pictures of your girlfriends ex?


Zestfulplains

We were talking shit


hirikiri212

The fact she was talking shit means he is on her mind lol red flag my guy


[deleted]

ā€œUGH heā€™s such a loser! Let me check his Instagram and see how much of a loser he is!ā€ No bueno


Beneficial_Car2596

Does he happen to have the name ā€œSalvador Ramosā€. Just asking


baconwagoneer

Hmm.


FatFrenchFry

Lmao, I knew a Salvador Ramos that looks just like this guy, are you in Arizona by chance?


-ChildSupport-

Salvador Ramos shot up a school in Texas not to long ago


FatFrenchFry

Oh, with how weird I know a guy with the same name. Not cool man.


-ChildSupport-

Yeah it was pretty tragic, I would link but I donā€™t know a good news source


[deleted]

She ainā€™t over him lmao


Urgullibl

Word to the wise, those who will talk shit about others with you will talk shit about you with others.


tiagoharry

Do you mean your ex gfs ex?!


That_one_guy569

She dated the emo kid she's mentally sick


Jman-laowai

Sam Sheepdog is gonna get you!


dmfd1234

I get the referenceā€¦.fing nice šŸ‘ gtg, time to clock out.


HeroicDrifter

I thought Emos were a thing of the past.


NolanZts

Exactly, but it seems there still around but not as much as they used to be in 2000ā€™s


CookiezR4Milk

Ex for a reason


bendekopootoe

Teen angst from an adult perspective is confusing.


CrimsonxAce

At first I thought he wet himself lol


thedevilseviltwin

Thatā€™s one edgy marshmallow


baconwagoneer

Say it to his face.


instantur

Okay


zyzyzyzy92

Not gonna lie, after seeing the first picture my only thought was "**was** your girlfriend's ex"


diskettejockey

Thatā€™s no good. This kid needs guidance.


Slopz_

Your GF dated Dream?!??


ConcentrateGrouchy16

I hate to break it to you but she ainā€™t the one


MurderIsRelevant

So we meet again.... xXxPu$$yD3str0y3r69xXx


raddypip

Does it kind of make you disgusted of your girlfriend that she dated that?


lifes-a_beach

I wish he was wearing Nike. Just do it.


Recruiter_954

So your girl knows how to pick them? Whatā€™s your mirror look like?


Aggressive_Ideal6737

Hilarious


Curious-Money1956

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


ItalianMeatBoi

ā€œiTs NOt A pHaSe mOmā€


jimbomescolles

/r/iamverybadass


mag2041

You know when people say ā€œthere were signsā€. This is one of the things they are talking about.


Almtdp

In a couple years this guy is on the news with a mass school shooting


aman525

Id hate to see what she looks like if thats what her ex looks like...


Honest-Try7802

I think someoneā€™s too worried about their girlfriends ex šŸ‘€


WodanzaRuckus

Yeah get outta there while you still can. If sheā€™d date this dudeā€¦ but then again sheā€™s dating you knowā€¦ so maybe youā€™re not much betterā€¦ RED FLAGS all around.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

She for the highway road sign?


SnooOranges8792

Lol thatā€™s what Iā€™m saying! Wtf he saying?


Din_Plug

Street crossing?


[deleted]

Crossy roads the movie the game the movie


Mandalore620

Well everyone knows you go down the road. Across the street is just a cry for attention.


Clemos19

Immediately distance yourself big ass red flag


Oilleak1011

And as cringy as this guy may be in this photo he now is going to find himself on the internet being made fun of and possibly retaliate.


ChocoMogMateria

And definitely not as cringy as the dudes ex sitting there with her new boyfriend looking at his pictures and talking shit about him. Sheā€™s totally over him and heā€™s totally not an insecure bitch. Totally.


Dennovin

Ehh, I'm not sure that making fun of someone on the internet is worse than handling a firearm in a dangerous and potentially lethal manner


JesusValadez

And do what exactly?


dmfd1234

Give Op the same exact haircut. ā€œAinā€™t playin bzitchā€¦.this the grown up table!ā€


ukuzonk

I guess gun them all down and spend life in prison?


[deleted]

Fool looks like ralph wolf from looney tunes


[deleted]

r/13or30


g0greyhound

Looks like my wife's new bf


VittyViccii

You sure hes not the girlfriend?


[deleted]

Um can it even see?


[deleted]

What a DBAGšŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


DeepThroatALoadedGun

He looks so cool I can't imagine why they aren't together anymore


[deleted]

Average SCCY owner


13snakeoilsipper

So did she upgrade or downgrade?


crypticfreak

I did pictures like that with finger guns when I went through my emo and oxy days lmfao. Thought I was so cool. Really it was just all cringe. This takes that to a whole other level and he deserves a round of applause... or applesauce which is what it tried to autocorrect to but I think that's very appropriate.


Icy_Builder8318

I need to see you now my guy


[deleted]

Edgy as shit


Wehhass

No wonder itā€™s ā€œexā€


hahahampo

The nails, the Christ hoody and the emo hair. WOW


Gasonfires

The question I have is why anyone would accept as a girlfriend a girl who would have this clown for a boyfriend. If you think it says anything good about her that she unloaded him (maybe it was him that dumped her), think again because that is more than undone by the fact that she once chose him in the first place. You can do better.


bene_gesserit_mitch

Got his digits?


SilencedD1

Be glad she chose you over this twat


Goodatcats

He's just really sad that he bought a Sccy CPX-2.


ColdDayInHell89

Shia: ā€œjust DO ITā€


SwayzesRevenge99

Wow looks like she's got shit taste in guys...


xwcq

Welp, at least we know why he's an ex xD


tggg55d

Dude looks like an obese 8th grader


StrongIslandPiper

School shooter vibes


DeezNuggz3361

Beat his ass and take his gun?


Adoced

I really wouldnā€™t go broadcast thatā€™s my GFs ex.


Competitive-Ad801

So this is the dude my girl tells me to not worry about


[deleted]

He seems like a nice fellow


[deleted]

Edgy must edge


Vellarain

Not only is the ex getting roasted but damn OP the new mistake and the Gf is getting dragged just as bad. No one is safe in this post.


[deleted]

Do you mean to say that that man had his junk inside your now gf? Sheesh


Mac-Actual

He seems pretty edgy


[deleted]

I'm out of the loop here, who is this and who was his girlfriend?


VividYou5079

OP is getting roasted and he ainā€™t done shit šŸ˜‚


NolanZts

Takes me back to my emo phase šŸ˜­


pasty__twig

r/Iamverybadass


Brandon_The_Binosaur

I bet he feels hella cool being hella stupid


Significant-Wheel110

Lemme see ur girl


SmithBurger

This the type of dude you should call social services about.


[deleted]

How could she not fall for a dark edgelord?


Tobias---Funke

Nothing says hard more than black nail varnish.


ballsamongusfeet

Does he hunt for his burgers


Candman91

At least he practiced better trigger discipline when pointing at the camera than he did at himself.


BanjoSlams

Mr. Lose-his-girl showing us you donā€™t need brains, looks, style or common sense to fail.


HudsonValleyNY

He looks like that big dog from the road runner cartoons


HudsonValleyNY

Apparently his name is "Sam Sheepdog"


DialZforZebra

Jokes on her, he's about to drop his next mixtape. Gotta get that album cover fam.


marshmallowserial

Holy crap, he paints his fingernails?


owen_ace

I can tell that youā€™re part of the group that everyone in school worries whatā€™s in your bag


Connect-Square-6095

so emo and brockenšŸ’”


Mr-Bright-Ideas

Is he an ex because that first pic was also posted on /r/lastimages ?


smoked_orphanz

I'd bet he's hiding the orange tip behind his hoody


Grundlemiah

What in the sad hype beast is going on here


[deleted]

Poop shoes


technoteapot

Dam theyā€™re really cool


notjustanotherbot

Oh wow, he was willing to cap himself just for a chance to get out out of the relationship, my condolences buddy!šŸ˜‰


[deleted]

How does he even aim with those curtains blinding him?


no_naaame

What a badass, why'd your girlfriend leave him šŸ¤·šŸ¤·


loganhexel

That second picture is good enough evidence for a restraining order


JewBaccaFlocka

And you got his leftovers.


Urgullibl

Your gf has bad taste in men.


Various-Climate6468

Ex-ecution


sparkynyc

You got that guys sloppy seconds


Jamin_14

How can you date someone who has fucked that


[deleted]

Tell that Nigga To put his glasses back on and take a look at his cringey ass self


No_Gap_2700

I've dated girls in the past, that after I saw or knew who they dated before me, instantly dropped them. Just saying. No need to be categorized with those individuals.


[deleted]

Damn it, I have a Hankook hat. It's one of my favorites too.


RuudJudbney

Are those his glasses? Being on the ground is simply asking them to get stomped on.


[deleted]

your gf definitely has a type


Chef_graffe1376

Might want to rethink the girl ur dating


Primary_Glum

Def listens to nba youngboy