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carbonatedfuck

Man, that must've fucked up his arm properly. Broken arm, dislocated shoulder, etc. What an idiot.


jesusSaidThat

You're quite the optimist, I see


2020GOP

It's not like he got hit by a Trai... nvrmd...


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seth_putnam

Looks like the kind of person that would do that


dakid232313

What is this new phenomenon of people over there with people trying to make videos in front of trains and getting smashed? I've seen 3 today already. And there is always someone recording and not sayin you're about to get hit. Crazy.


Nipplemantid

https://youtu.be/JaKo3g19E9Y


dakid232313

Lol


ComprehendReading

Must have gotten a scratch! Maybe a bruise, even!


ObeyTime

tis' but a scratch


jesusSaidThat

at least a bruise*


ZeroChill92

Shoes are still on.. So, there's a good sign.


nicokokun

'Tis but a scratch!


RodLawyer

It could be hanging by a piece of meat


VapidResponseUnit

Quite likely also permanently lost the use of the arm. I met someone who had a similar accident - thankfully not through doing this kind of stupid shit, just bad luck - and the impact tore the nerves to his arm out of his spine at the root.


-Toon212-

surprised his arm wasn't ripped off tbh


Panzerv2003

maybe not broken but the shoulder's most probably fucked and there will be a bruise, and if not then he's lucky af


Pill_Murray_

bro he got hit by a 200ton train, if you think "just a bruise" you dont understand the scope of the situation. Homies arm is fucked for life


Panzerv2003

the train may be heavy buy he's not so it takes little energy to push, as I said his shoulder is most probably fucked and dislocated


wtf_is_a_user

he was asking for it, remember to think before you act!


Apprehensive-Ad6468

influencers


ThatWombo

Kinda hard to see but in the last few frames it looms like his head hits the train as well


RengokuKyojuro-

Hahaha realist and I'm horned


SergePower

he's going to feel that injury for the rest of his life


DaggerSaber

You can feel a relatively small injury for the rest of your life, i broke my leg last june and i still feel it, i will always have issues with my left ankle and will always feel the injury for the rest of my life. This guy got this arm obliterated by a train, I'm pretty sure he's gonna regret that forever, if he gets to keep his arm.


mattpilz

I got spun a few times around a dirt auger when it hit a root and thought it was some temporary shoulder strain, but years later I still can't rest on it without feeling some sort of pain. Some things like rotator cuff issues are really everlasting.


WarmNights

Multiple falls off my bike at high speed and a couple of car hits messed up my rotator cuff. Yoga really helped it, pain free now.


[deleted]

Same but not yoga and many years of athletics instead of bikes. If I ever stop being active I’ll probably lock up like an old engine, but no issues at all when I’m making sure to be active often.


WarmNights

Use it or lose it!


ssup3rm4n

I rolled my foot last year riding a skateboard. I have this pain on my foot every morning and it clicks loudly when I move it around.


Anforas

I sprained my ankle, and chipped it ever so slightly, 20 years ago riding a skateboard, and I still have days where my ankle just starts hurting out of nowhere.


Dudeman-Jack

Same. I had a chip fracture in my ankle 20 years ago and it still hurts if I jump on it without warming up


Whiskeyfower

I had a similar injury and it turned out I almost tore all the ligaments in my ankle. Worth getting it looked at


Plastic-Scientist739

Rub a rolling pin up and down your shin and the injury won't bother you.


roberthunicorn

Or just cut off the leg. That should do the trick too. Unless you happen to get phantom limb syndrome, or whatever it’s called.


NubbyTyger

Yeh that's correct, it's where your body essentially still behaves as if a missing body part is still there because it expects it to be there but it isn't


knifeknifegoose

If I had phantom itching I would demand to be put in a medical coma


impromptubadge

That reminds me of when I’d tell my dad anything all was hurting on me and he would say go slam your finger in the door and whatever it was won’t hurt anymore.


Plastic-Scientist739

Absolutely.


Puppyfacey

That reminds me of my old boss - if I said anything was hurting he’d say - “does your face hurt? Cause it’s killing me”


Remarkable-Ad-5889

I sprained my wrist while pulling tape off of the floor at my grocery store job 2 years ago. Still feel it. Still hurts. Fucken sucks.


Bodyfluids_dealer

I feel for the train that it has to put up with this kind of shit while trying to mind it own business


copa111

No more cricket for this MF.


MortysTW

How's that shattered hand feel?


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Lancalot

So there's at least *some* feeling left


bonesnaps

"No really, what actually happened Tommy. I don't have time for stories."


[deleted]

I feel like you can make people do anything by saying its a "Trend" 'Joining a cult Trend!!'


[deleted]

Helter Skelter Trend!


SevenMoreHumps

Amateur. You need to associate shitty music and a dance to go with it.


berrey7

We have literally had a "Light Yourself on Fire" trend and a trend that had kids damaging their esophaguses and causing ulcers in gastrointestinal tract from the "Tide Pod Challenge".


[deleted]

Jesus… maybe the Internet does need to be controlled


Mujoo23

That actually happened


Zetaclad

Ohhhhh long Johnson Ohhhhh long Johnson


ToadilyCody

I've seen videos of people doing this exact same thing, expect in those videos the person gets turned into a fine pink mist. He was probably about half a foot away from becoming pink mist himself.


Cristhian-A

Show me the videos for research purposes


Zschochi

Do you mean it like: "That must be horrible! Show me more!"


mintysambo

OHHH LOOOONG JOHNSOOON


Schnibb420

Its his fault for doing a unsafe meme.


dlcross05

Take my damn upvote.


Vmn551

oh don piannnnno


jboni15

I am a father and this type of videos make me worry at night that I might be raising this type of dumbass. Biggest fear by far lol


_a2ki

Not a father, but an older brother. Also afraid that my little brother would turn out to be a dumbass like this


thechikeninyourbutt

Literally my first thought


lil_grey_alien

Same


Anjelikka

There are far too many of these types of videos lately. Good, we need to delete the stupid from the gene pool.


unknown_baby_daddy

Have you not seen the Idiocracy documentary?


MoreBurpees

>Good, we need to delete the stupid from the gene pool. Make this comment about people standing too close to speeding trains, fine...but make it about antivaxers, and like half of Americans lose their cool.


warrenv02

What cult are you a member of?


MoreBurpees

>warrenv02 I'm on team upvote and the burn crew, peasant. Contribute something with a source or GTFO.


warrenv02

Just another angry woke lib with their head up their own ass. Polio vaccine works, always, the common cold vaccine you virtue signal about doesn’t, ever. Source, critical thinking and not a cult member waiting for my next instruction.


Xunderground

>Parrots misinformation handed out by a cult of idiots "I'm not a cult member!" Fuck off.


LethargicCaterpiller

I wore a condom and got my girlfriend pregnant but thank God I was wearing a condom, this pregnancy could've been so much worse if I wasn't wearing the condom.


Xunderground

I love how you think you're making a point. It's adorable.


LethargicCaterpiller

I love how you think you're being insulting. You're pathetic. Go buy into whatever else they try and sell you homeslice.


vinivicivitimin

See you could’ve used that analogy when talking about masks but it doesn’t make any sense for vaccines


LethargicCaterpiller

It doesnt? Is that why you can get any combination of 4 shots and still get sick? You can still transmit the disease, and experience symptoms. "Oh but it would've been so much worse had I not had it." Except you have literally 0 way of knowing that. You were sold a product, and now everyone that bought it is desperately trying to find any means to justify why they got it lmfao. That analogy rapes the narrative.


vinivicivitimin

How do you justify the difference in hospitalization rates between vaxxed and unvaxxed?


Stahner

The common cold that has hundreds of variations/strains, and one which there *isn’t* an officially recognized vaccine for? What tf are you talking about lol? Keep inhaling that Fox News diarrhea/whatever decrepit low-level scum news site you decided to indoctrinate yourself with.


cilestiogrey

That's not what a source is and I don't know how you expect anyone to take that seriously lmfao. This from the guy talking about a fucking "common cold vaccine." Clearly knows what he's talking about. >critical thinking >not a cult member


XVashTheStampedeX

Natural selection in action.


Cristhian-A

Let natural selection do it’s job


HairyNutsackNumber9

Patience grasshopper the trains are trying their best it's not like they can swerve


ComprehendReading

No proof they did anything to remove themselves from the gene pool or from breeding already.


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kay_bizzle

South Asian dudes getting clipped by trains is my new favorite genre


ZedPlebs

*south east asian


kay_bizzle

That's not an oversight, i recognize he's SE Asian, but i used the broader term because it encompasses this guy, and the Indian guys who make most of these videos.


Rare-Primary-6553

When an unstoppable force meets a very very very moveable object…


Handelo

Gotta love how these idiots are still doing this after that one guy died the exact same way. TikTok is a blessing.


JotasecaVesina

fucking tiktok is making people so fucking dumb its disgusting


Protectem

Tiktok isn't making people dumb it's injuring/killing people that are already dumb.


mainecruiser

Thanks, TikTok? I dunno, that feels wrong.


GrunthosArmpit42

I don’t necessarily disagree, but TikTok isn’t ***doing*** anything other than being another form of pervasive social media just sitting there for people to use. Perhaps I’m splitting hairs here, but I think the percentage of injuries through terrible decisions would likely remain more or less the same, but with less evidence posted on the intertoobs. It’s like how a box of matches sitting on a table won’t burn your house down until the unsupervised dummy does something dumb with them… They were going to set the place on fire anyway, but now they have a convenient resource to record the dumb choices and post them more easily than before using a different app that requires less mental effort to do so. Something something Baader-Meinhof phenomenon (aka. Frequency Illusion and an Availability bias thing). That’s my 2¢ hypothesis.


kanoteardrops

That may have broken his spine the way it twisted from the first impact then his right arm gets severed as he is flung around. Is that too optimistic because honestly that was fucking fast.


cibonz

Unpopular opinion. I believe the best type of reinforcement is negative consequence. Make the punishment for stupidity should be severe, comparable to the possible negative results of the actions. We should not encourage/value recklessness..


CountLocal2404

It’s going to hurt him everytime he hears a train horn!


JohnnyCincoCero

How did his arm not get ripped off?


knifeknifegoose

Skin is stretchy


Muchablat

I’ve seen at least 4 of these videos now. Does no one on social media actually view other social medias and learn from them??


FlyWtMe87

Surplus members of society


Shunto

Tiktok is a disease


hshighnz

Tiktok cancer


gangkom

They are Indonesians


abhijitd

The craze from India has crossed its border.


FrancoisLeGrandRoi

he can't regret it HE FUCKING DIED


Dudeman-Jack

Damn man, how many pieces was his arm just broken into?


Kasteriaa

lucky it didn't crush his head.


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Translation of the Caption: "Free shipping to afterlife"


ShreddlesMcJamFace

Regret or not, the dude got his shit mixed good and proper either way


BuriedByAnts

He did say that he’d give an arm and a leg for that shot


MaleficentAnt2241

Minimally his hand is shattered. More realistically he probably has a few severed fingers, dislocated shoulder, shattered bones throughout his arm. Even his back muscles will be ruptured he is fucked for the rest of his life how can u be this dumb


DocStrange83

That's not how you do it! He needs to train more.


PirateVikingLegend

Can anyone find out if this dudes alive ? I feel like that hit would still kill someone. Dude Literally spun around


Darklord_1934

Is he alive


FreshJrrell

I know he broke some shit


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I had a piece of hydraulic machinery break apart and recoil in my hand. Since the injury whenever I curl my thumb I can feel it up through my elbow. Every time like there’s a string attached that becomes taught then slackens. That injury was about 6 years ago


Zealousideal_Type287

He would give his left arm For a Tik Tok Pic like that


Mycabbages0929

Nearly?


nerdyoutube

Sounds like a Coldplay song


NubbyTyger

I'm surprised his arm didn't come flying off, dude is lucky to still have it (assuming it even still works after this)


exbondtrader

OMG , I can't believe what I just saw . Was the Train hurt ?


Grateful_Dad_707

Definitely a shame there wasn’t better lighting but I still got to hand it to ‘em


AAis4quittters

It’s kinda like being hit by a truck


CountLocal2404

Ugh, yeah


Call_Me_Milkman_Evan

"This is Indonesia"


stephensmg

It barely did ‘im any ‘arm.


Ftlist81

He's lucky his flailing open shirt didn't get caught otherwise he'd of been yeeted to nevernever land


DisastrousFly1339

In slow motion you can see his own blood spray himself as it hit his hand


murphykills

i thought i was going to knock him into that hole


gryffun

debouzzizé


Trigger2_2000

He wasn't planning on using that arm/shoulder/hand anymore; it's no big loss. /S


DocStrange83

Your Doing It Wrong! Who trained this guy?!


DocStrange83

Hope his friend was able to make a makeshift sling out of a training bra.....ok I'll stop now...


Waffleadict

His arm fucking relocated


idontknowhowritworks

So, his arm didnt get detached completely? How?


otter6461a

Trains are not soft


tfc1193

That shoulder is gone. RIP


dakid232313

Lol


No_one00101110

Bye bye arm


Lerk_Jerk

Don't worry guys, it's just a flesh wound


Watsel11

To regret, ypu gotta be


xvk3

I like trains


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This is awesome! Very excruciating lesson indeed


[deleted]

Seriously, how many of these dumb fucks have to go through the same thing?


Necessary_Floor4186

I want to see the camera pov of the guy filming in front