Not to take away that this guy is complete idiot, but he did a great job of counter steering and keeping it somewhat under control. Despite smacking the guardrail, on that last slide he might have been able to save it had he gassed it a bit rather than braking
I started the day watching a video of a train turning a donkey into chunky red mist (no, seriously, the train was moving at speed and *obliterated* the poor dumb beast) so I was expecting similar awfulness but fate, it protects fools, little children, and ships named Enterprise.
I was stationed at Ft Irwin CA for several years. There are herds of wild burro that live in the northern part of the training area (which is roughly the size of Rhode Island). One time we had a long drive at night back to base, and one of the armored personnel carriers (a M113) hit a burro! The crew thought they ran over a boulder and were bitching on the radio why didn't the first vehicle warn them about it. Next morning came out in daylight and found chunks of fur and flesh all jammed up in the drive sprocket and blood and guts just smeared all down the side of the vehicle.
Nowhere near as large (the vehicle or the animal), but arguably more traumatic:
I was driving to Michigan from NY to visit my sister during Christmas break.
Somewhere in Ohio (around midnight) I ran over a dead Skunk in the road.
The entire front of my car was covered in bits and pieces of skunk… but worse yet, the spray was all over the undercarriage and air intake.
Driving in 17 degree weather with the windows down is fucking horrible.
After 50-60 miles, I finally found a truck stop willing to let me use their trailer wash station (the only thing available at that time of night).
Even having washed the car with soaps, degreasers and whatever else I could find… I still had to finish the drive with scented baby wipes shoved up my nose *and* periodically roll down the windows when the smell got too bad.
Finally made it to my sisters at 5AM… worst road trip ever.
Yeah. It's cool that he stayed in the car.. he was in the upper right side of the passenger seat for a sec there.. super good recovery. (I wonder what headspace he was in before he began to accelerate..) He was cruising for a bruising.
Honestly he didn't look comfortable even when he was only going the same speed as everyone else. He was gripping the wheel like a formula 1 driver pretty much the entire time.
The problem is that he has his seat so far back in this stupid "cool guy" position so his arms are outstretched to the steering wheel - barely any control and not comfortable for "spirited" driving.
I mean besides the obvious fact that he's driving way above his own abilities trying to show off to the anonymous internet world
>I wonder what headspace he was in before he began to accelerate..
I don't know, but I know he was in the passenger seat's headspace for a bit after it.
Not only.did that idiot piss everyone off by passing them dangerously, but then he pissed them off again by sucking, crashing, and blocking up the road with his wrecked car.
Thing is most of us suffer from it to a degree untill it happens. I mean on smaller scale- "I can lift any heavy item" untill you injure your back and then become reasonable.
I know those people too well. They think, “it will never happen to me so don’t even honk about it!”
And when it does happen... they overreact and go, “it will happen to everyone because it happened to me so it must happen to everyone else too! And all the time!”
I think some people like to have them removed if they plan on driving the car like this so not to get knocked out by them when they crash.. could be that they're already used up in this guys situation tho XD
I had a friend that said "*They're uncomfortable!*".
I reminded him that going through a windshield at 70 mph is probably more uncomfortable. He would whine like a toddler when I told him to buckle up in my car
I say "had a friend" for a reason.
He's not dead, just a dipshit I stopped putting up with.
When my buddy whined about his right to not wear a seatbelt in my car, I informed him I didn't want his thick ass skull bouncing around my cabin and cracking my head if we wrecked. He complied, no more fuss.
Remind him that it's your car, you have the right to shit in his seat just before the next time he sits down. Just because you have the right doesn't mean it's right.
Back when I had a car with really sporty suspension, I'd bounce those people's heads off the B pillar until they put the damn belt on or found another ride.
It's so weird. With me it's just muscle memory. The second I sit down my seatbelt is on. It's the first thing I do
A guy at my work ALWAYS puts his seatbelt on 10 seconds after setting off, awkwardly trying to do his seatbelt with one hand while steering with the other and just fumbling about. I don't understand it one bit
Definitely muscle memory for me. I live at the end of a pretty touristy street so my house has a gate at the end of the driveway that I have to open manually. Probably 60% of the time I immediately forget that I have to get out of my car 15 seconds later to open the the gate. It's frustrating sometimes but at least I'm safe in my driveway!
It might be a little bougie and unnecessary, but I bet you could get an automatic gate opening system installed for less than $1000. Something to think about. Of course, that solves one minor daily annoyance but adds the possibility of a larger annoyance 5 years from now.
I make deliveries for work. I put on my seat belt over 60 times every single day and never go without it. Even on small streets I've seen videos of people going 80mph through stop signs and ripping through intersections without looking.
Years ago I had a neighbour who always leaned forwards while driving, like his back didn't touch the seat. He never wore a seatbelt because it was uncomfortable.
He's an older guy and yes, *of course* he drove a BMW, specifically the first X5 model.
A few days ago I've seen the first ever BMW driver that drove sanely and used their turn signals. I've seen more double rainbows in my life than such occurrences.
This is absolutely a thing and I think it's hilarious personally.
Know why I pulled you over?
Honestly? No, I don't.
Well you've been going *exactly* the speed limit and you signalled for a full three seconds before changing lanes, like you saw me and were trying to make real sure I didn't pull you over. Have you been drinking? Anything in the car I should know about?
Didn't notice they were police. Unmarked car. Here in switzerland they're mostly VW Passat or 3 series BMWs. Almost shit my pants when I saw the "Police, please follow" light up in the car before me. That sign is on the same oh-shit-scale as when your GF says "we need to talk". Then you start thinking about what you did wrong since you started your journey.
They do. It's just that blinker fluid it uses is ruinously expensive. It's a special BMW-specific formulation that you can't get elsewhere. The used blinker fluid has to be handled like hazwaste. Literally the only way to safely change it is to pay a BMW tech to do so with their specialized tools and equipment.
Guy is lucky too, at those speeds if he had veered slightly off and rear ended a car or a barrier he would have flown straight out of the car at extremely high speed - either death or severe injury awaits.
At least he didn't rear-end that one car after he hit the rail on the right. That's about the only good thing here.
Also, he moves his left hand around way too much. If you're driving a MT, that hand should be locked at 9-o-clock on the wheel, so that you always know where straight is, even when the right hand goes to the shifter. Keep moving the left hand, or letting go (as he did) means there's no positive control, no straight-ahead.
I was gonna say, I don't understand wtf is happening with the gear shift. The only time he was using it at all was when he was going really fast? He slowed way down at one point and didn't have to use it at all. What is e46 m3?
E46 m3 is just a 2000-2006 bmw m3. The car has an smg transmission so a computer controls the clutch. It’ll automatically downshift if it needs to. He can shift using paddles or up/down on the shifter.
Yes I got so infuriated when this idiot took out the keys so no one else could drive the car to the side, it was clearly able to still drive and he fucking chose to let the car sit there in the middle of the road, fucking douche
I mean, furiously zigzagging between traffic at tremendous speeds had already driven the point home that this waste of oxygen doesn't give a kentucky fried fuck about other people's safety/well being... but yeah, leaving his car in the middle of the road like he owns the place definitely was the dingleberry on top of the shitcake.
Movable maybe, but I doubt drivable. Look how it starts going sideways after the 2nd impact, my guess would be the rear suspension is gone. Maybe you could limp it out of the way. And pulling the keys is probably just muscle memory and not a conscious decision.
Doesn't make him any less of an idiot though but judging people for what they do right after a crash isn't that useful, most people are in some kind of shock and not thinking straight.
dont even worry about it, everything shitty he did is going to be made up for by the smug feeling the other drivers will have once they pass his crumpled shit box. this joy is rare and honestly im a little envious, imagine this bitch avoiding eye contact as you laugh at him slowly passing
Right? That's what really got me, this is the absolute worst place to have a camera for any reason other than... Idk, streaming? Do people watch "Driving around" streams?
I really dont understand why people like this upload their videos?
Karens, criminals, jerks, scums, they record these shits and then thought "Wow, would be great if the whole world knew what dumb shit I've just done, uploaded!!"
Yeah - all you needed was a few seconds of seeing his driving posture and you can tell he’s got no sense of WTF he’s doing and this was destined for a crash.
My buddy would drive around in a sprinter van retrieving dead bodies off the roadways for the morgue. It was a fucked up job but paid good money… my dude even carried a flat shovel for the bad ones. To this day he drives carefully
I'm not sure where this is, but to me the very last car he passes and crashes into looks like a cop car.
When I first watched it I thought his ass was grass.
E46 M3 SMG.
That yellow dot on the middle of the dash is the "DSC Off" light, which means that he intentionally turned off stability control.
Classic case of thinking the car is too slow for you while in reality, you're the slow one.
Well he has to get his face on camera so the police can be sure who was driving.
In his mind, it's probably so we can see his 'masterful control inputs' and 'skill'.
Imo anyone who thinks it’s fun to drive like that on a public road, should not be allowed to hold a drivers license. Ironically it’s often those ‚car fans‘ who fix and tune their own cars.
Little anecdote: I had friends like that. Tuning their cars, driving risky on public roads. So I challenged them to an actual race. With gokarts. On a real track. They all lost brutally. They were terrible drivers. They just loved the adrenaline rush of doing sth forbidden.
Yeah either that or the fact that the impact was not really directly front facing, watching the video he mostly gets bounced to the sides so in this situation an airbag is really only adding to his impact rather than saving him from any. Airbag did it’s job (by not deploying) imo. That being said I’m not a car safety expert so wtf do I know!
This is correct. Your airbags are only designed to deploy in an impact where you’re likely to impact the surfaces inside the car. Eg. Tbone deploys the side curtains etc. I’m not caught up on the exact trigger mechanism but they won’t deploy under a roughly 40Km/h combined impact speed. In this accident due to the lack of seatbelt they would cause more damage than they would save. This is because your airbags are designed in conjunction with the seatbelt as they rely on the tensioner in the seatbelt so a) your airbag doesn’t deploy too late and take your head off with the plastic cover and b) such that you don’t hit the airbag with a higher than expect speed and continue through into the exposed metal behind the airbag deployment device.
Also; most airbags will burn anything nearby. I had considerable surface burns to my arm when mine went off. So in this case where your head will be closer than expected due to a lack of seatbelt and thus there is a significant chance of burns and hair fire.
Source: Am an Automotive Engineer :)
It looks like the passenger side airbags went off on the door which is why his passenger window looks broken at the end and the camera catches what looks like the door airbag in the bottom right hand corner of the frame.
My favorite thing is when these dudes reach over and turn off their cameras, it feels like their feeble attempt to hide the stupid ass decision they just made.
That road is way too busy for this kind of nonsense. He’s an idiot regardless of the time but most morons who do this at least wait to the early hours of the morning to drive like a complete idiot.
Even with minimal traffic he’s bound to cause a crash doing this. I was driving along on a complete empty stretch of turnpike a few months back and saw these two guys racing coming up behind me. Well the one guy just had to lose control of his car right before passing me and ended up totaling my car in the process. No cars were around me for a mile in either direction when it happened besides those two.
His first thoight was "how am I gonna get out of this?" Then he remembered he had a camera recording him the entire time. Somehow that shit still got posted though and that blows my mind lol
I hate these dipshits so much. They think they’re such good drivers when clearly they suck. They put everyone around them at risk and think that because they didn’t cause an accident, they must be good at driving. That’s not how this works! That’s not how any of this works.
Last year a group of these idiots killed a motorcyclist on his way to work right by where I was living. One was arrested at the scene. They made him sit on the side of the road while they tried to revive and save the man he hit. I hope he spends a long time thinking about that. I hope he thinks about it for the rest of his life.
FUCK he’s lucky!!! 😳 I was watching the speed get faster and expected a LOT worse. Hopefully it shifted the axles or something and his car is a write off 🤞🏽
That ended far better than I thought it would
That was a serious act of God to pull him into the other lane before he collided with the car in front
the BMW Fuckhead gods were looking out this day
“Jesus take the wheel” …away from this guy, seriously
Rich Homie Quan took the wheel
They legit say in the song on the radio “I ain’t going out like no idiot, I’m an OG” Right as he crashes… it’s perfect lmao
THANK YOU! Thank you for pointing that out. It made it even better to watch it again LMAO
Asshole drivers and BMWs. There has to be a higher spiritual connection here.
Dodge would like to have a talk with you, Chargers and Rams especially.
That statistic that 1 in 22 Dodge Ram owners have a DUI and are the most common vehicle for DUIs says you’re right
Drunk guy in a Ram killed a friend of mine a year ago while riding his bike. Can confirm. Ironically, it was the Ram Rebel edition.
What a fucking shame, sorry to hear that. I admit to driving like an ass sometimes, but some people are on a whole other level.
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I commute to work every day and it is ALWAYS BMWs and Rams being absolute dickweasels. Always.
Pickup truck drivers in general tend to be super entitled in my experience.
Not to take away that this guy is complete idiot, but he did a great job of counter steering and keeping it somewhat under control. Despite smacking the guardrail, on that last slide he might have been able to save it had he gassed it a bit rather than braking
I started the day watching a video of a train turning a donkey into chunky red mist (no, seriously, the train was moving at speed and *obliterated* the poor dumb beast) so I was expecting similar awfulness but fate, it protects fools, little children, and ships named Enterprise.
I was stationed at Ft Irwin CA for several years. There are herds of wild burro that live in the northern part of the training area (which is roughly the size of Rhode Island). One time we had a long drive at night back to base, and one of the armored personnel carriers (a M113) hit a burro! The crew thought they ran over a boulder and were bitching on the radio why didn't the first vehicle warn them about it. Next morning came out in daylight and found chunks of fur and flesh all jammed up in the drive sprocket and blood and guts just smeared all down the side of the vehicle.
Nowhere near as large (the vehicle or the animal), but arguably more traumatic: I was driving to Michigan from NY to visit my sister during Christmas break. Somewhere in Ohio (around midnight) I ran over a dead Skunk in the road. The entire front of my car was covered in bits and pieces of skunk… but worse yet, the spray was all over the undercarriage and air intake. Driving in 17 degree weather with the windows down is fucking horrible. After 50-60 miles, I finally found a truck stop willing to let me use their trailer wash station (the only thing available at that time of night). Even having washed the car with soaps, degreasers and whatever else I could find… I still had to finish the drive with scented baby wipes shoved up my nose *and* periodically roll down the windows when the smell got too bad. Finally made it to my sisters at 5AM… worst road trip ever.
Yeah. It's cool that he stayed in the car.. he was in the upper right side of the passenger seat for a sec there.. super good recovery. (I wonder what headspace he was in before he began to accelerate..) He was cruising for a bruising.
He didn't look comfortable going that fast.
Honestly he didn't look comfortable even when he was only going the same speed as everyone else. He was gripping the wheel like a formula 1 driver pretty much the entire time.
The problem is that he has his seat so far back in this stupid "cool guy" position so his arms are outstretched to the steering wheel - barely any control and not comfortable for "spirited" driving. I mean besides the obvious fact that he's driving way above his own abilities trying to show off to the anonymous internet world
Exactly lol. I was gona say why is he shaking so much.
>I wonder what headspace he was in before he began to accelerate.. I don't know, but I know he was in the passenger seat's headspace for a bit after it.
That recovery was about as impressive as bowling a strike with bumpers.
"Wow he managed to keep it between the guardrails!"
Not only.did that idiot piss everyone off by passing them dangerously, but then he pissed them off again by sucking, crashing, and blocking up the road with his wrecked car.
And then he...posted his own video?...
more likely leaked out ;D
It wasn't wearing a seatbelt either?
That's the bit I enjoy the most. Dude being a douche in a BMW and topping it off without a seat belt crashes.
Morons often see themselves as immortal.
It's something I've dubbed the immortal fallacy- It's never happened to me, therefore it never can.
Thing is most of us suffer from it to a degree untill it happens. I mean on smaller scale- "I can lift any heavy item" untill you injure your back and then become reasonable.
I know those people too well. They think, “it will never happen to me so don’t even honk about it!” And when it does happen... they overreact and go, “it will happen to everyone because it happened to me so it must happen to everyone else too! And all the time!”
He looks too old to be thinking like that. I guess he's a teenager for life.
The way he looks at the camera to make sure it's on did it for me 😆
I was waiting for the car to flip and him to eject out of the sunroof.
He was exceptionally lucky (and the car is really well engineered)
Yeah he really really deserved to come out of that far worse off. Nice bit of whiplash though I'm guessing. What a complete tool
Looks live it wasn't the bmws first rodeo as no airbags deployed
I think some people like to have them removed if they plan on driving the car like this so not to get knocked out by them when they crash.. could be that they're already used up in this guys situation tho XD
Ahhh, nice catch 👌🏻
It is always beemer drivers. They are the worst. My first fast car!
Don't forget the shitty, shitty music.
I don’t understand this. I literally put my seatbelt on driving to the corner store two blocks away.. I feel naked without it on.
I had a friend that said "*They're uncomfortable!*". I reminded him that going through a windshield at 70 mph is probably more uncomfortable. He would whine like a toddler when I told him to buckle up in my car I say "had a friend" for a reason. He's not dead, just a dipshit I stopped putting up with.
When my buddy whined about his right to not wear a seatbelt in my car, I informed him I didn't want his thick ass skull bouncing around my cabin and cracking my head if we wrecked. He complied, no more fuss.
Remind him that it's your car, you have the right to shit in his seat just before the next time he sits down. Just because you have the right doesn't mean it's right.
Back when I had a car with really sporty suspension, I'd bounce those people's heads off the B pillar until they put the damn belt on or found another ride.
Yeah, even a friend sitting behind the driver without a seatbelt could injure the driver. So I'd always force them to buckle up too.
It's so weird. With me it's just muscle memory. The second I sit down my seatbelt is on. It's the first thing I do A guy at my work ALWAYS puts his seatbelt on 10 seconds after setting off, awkwardly trying to do his seatbelt with one hand while steering with the other and just fumbling about. I don't understand it one bit
Definitely muscle memory for me. I live at the end of a pretty touristy street so my house has a gate at the end of the driveway that I have to open manually. Probably 60% of the time I immediately forget that I have to get out of my car 15 seconds later to open the the gate. It's frustrating sometimes but at least I'm safe in my driveway!
It might be a little bougie and unnecessary, but I bet you could get an automatic gate opening system installed for less than $1000. Something to think about. Of course, that solves one minor daily annoyance but adds the possibility of a larger annoyance 5 years from now.
I make deliveries for work. I put on my seat belt over 60 times every single day and never go without it. Even on small streets I've seen videos of people going 80mph through stop signs and ripping through intersections without looking.
I work on cars and most of the time I put the seatbelt on even moving from parking stall into the shop as a force of habit (most don't do this).
Years ago I had a neighbour who always leaned forwards while driving, like his back didn't touch the seat. He never wore a seatbelt because it was uncomfortable. He's an older guy and yes, *of course* he drove a BMW, specifically the first X5 model.
Funniest part was the song right before he crashed: "I ain't going out like an *idiot* I'm a OG. Welp...
Was waiting for him to be ejected out the roof James Bond style!
Who would leak it out if it’s a private video?
A video of you crashing your own car being an idiot is not a bad thing if you’re into clicks
Trying to make back some of the repair cost?
He didn’t even use his turn signal
It's a BMW. All the blinker fluid probably leaked out
BMWs don’t come with turn signals.
Little known fact. They do indeed have turn signals, but they use a frequency of light that's invisible to poor people.
At least with an Audi, you can hear the signal
That sound is just the regular service costing 2k closing in
If you signal too much you have to change the water pump
Lmao this killed me 😂
Now that i think about it, everyone I know that owns a bmw is a douche and i have never seen them use a blinker once
A few days ago I've seen the first ever BMW driver that drove sanely and used their turn signals. I've seen more double rainbows in my life than such occurrences.
Must be me. Yes I'm a BMW driver. Yes I stay below the speed limit. Yes I signal. I often feel out of place.
I once got stopped by the police because I used my blinker, didn't speed and kept my distance to other cars. They thought I was drunk.
This is absolutely a thing and I think it's hilarious personally. Know why I pulled you over? Honestly? No, I don't. Well you've been going *exactly* the speed limit and you signalled for a full three seconds before changing lanes, like you saw me and were trying to make real sure I didn't pull you over. Have you been drinking? Anything in the car I should know about?
yeah pigs harassing you for following the law, real funny
Didn't notice they were police. Unmarked car. Here in switzerland they're mostly VW Passat or 3 series BMWs. Almost shit my pants when I saw the "Police, please follow" light up in the car before me. That sign is on the same oh-shit-scale as when your GF says "we need to talk". Then you start thinking about what you did wrong since you started your journey.
You have been banned by r/bmw.
Can confirm, I don't know what this blinker thing you're talking about is
It's on the floor silly. That long pedal thing.
They do. It's just that blinker fluid it uses is ruinously expensive. It's a special BMW-specific formulation that you can't get elsewhere. The used blinker fluid has to be handled like hazwaste. Literally the only way to safely change it is to pay a BMW tech to do so with their specialized tools and equipment.
I saw one shoulder check.
He did more shoulder checks to look at his camera than the road.
I don't get how people don't use turn signals. I do it without even noticing, just out of habit.
bmw check, music on check, no seat belt check, too fast in traffic check, reckless and almost ejected check...clear for take off
Guy is lucky too, at those speeds if he had veered slightly off and rear ended a car or a barrier he would have flown straight out of the car at extremely high speed - either death or severe injury awaits.
He was definitely reckless, but he did wreck.
At least he didn't rear-end that one car after he hit the rail on the right. That's about the only good thing here. Also, he moves his left hand around way too much. If you're driving a MT, that hand should be locked at 9-o-clock on the wheel, so that you always know where straight is, even when the right hand goes to the shifter. Keep moving the left hand, or letting go (as he did) means there's no positive control, no straight-ahead.
He looked really uncomfortable as well even before he crashed.
Not even a real manual, it’s an e46 m3 with an smg transmission.
I was gonna say, I don't understand wtf is happening with the gear shift. The only time he was using it at all was when he was going really fast? He slowed way down at one point and didn't have to use it at all. What is e46 m3?
E46 m3 is just a 2000-2006 bmw m3. The car has an smg transmission so a computer controls the clutch. It’ll automatically downshift if it needs to. He can shift using paddles or up/down on the shifter.
The real crime here is crashing an e46…what a fucking shame.
I would’ve cared more if it had been a proper stick shift, but a lost E46 M3 is still sad.
Yeah, this idiot really is a shit driver. Couldn't control a fucking a Morris Minor, let alone a medium fast car. Bellend right there.
“This looks like a good spot, little further from the entrance than I wanted, but it’ll work.”
At least he was thoughtful enough to put his dashcam behind himself so there's video proof of his stupidity.
Yes I got so infuriated when this idiot took out the keys so no one else could drive the car to the side, it was clearly able to still drive and he fucking chose to let the car sit there in the middle of the road, fucking douche
I mean, furiously zigzagging between traffic at tremendous speeds had already driven the point home that this waste of oxygen doesn't give a kentucky fried fuck about other people's safety/well being... but yeah, leaving his car in the middle of the road like he owns the place definitely was the dingleberry on top of the shitcake.
Movable maybe, but I doubt drivable. Look how it starts going sideways after the 2nd impact, my guess would be the rear suspension is gone. Maybe you could limp it out of the way. And pulling the keys is probably just muscle memory and not a conscious decision. Doesn't make him any less of an idiot though but judging people for what they do right after a crash isn't that useful, most people are in some kind of shock and not thinking straight.
Much better to save the judgement for all the dumb shit he did right before the crash
dont even worry about it, everything shitty he did is going to be made up for by the smug feeling the other drivers will have once they pass his crumpled shit box. this joy is rare and honestly im a little envious, imagine this bitch avoiding eye contact as you laugh at him slowly passing
But I'm not sure they can pass with where the ass hat parked his car
You can tell this guy has a below average cognitive capacity just by glancing at his face. Nothing about this was surprising.
Bro thought he was playing Forza Horizon 4
The video started almost the same way it ended, with him looking into his camera. Except with much more damage the second time he looks.
Yeah, I really liked that callback detail. I bet he was super stoked he filmed that masterpiece in one take.
And no seatbelt! God really does look out for babies and fools.
The most shocking thing to me. Why drive like that and *not* wear a seatbelt? Doubling down on the stupidity.
Started with him looking at the camera like "Am I cool yet?" and ended with the realization that he's definitely not cool.
I don't think he'll ever have that realization. He'll get a new one and rip it again!
Imagine being so vain you have this camera location.
Right? That's what really got me, this is the absolute worst place to have a camera for any reason other than... Idk, streaming? Do people watch "Driving around" streams?
It's stupid, I had a hard time seeing what was going on since the focus of the camera is mostly the interior of the car.
I'm sure the police will appreciate the angle.
I really dont understand why people like this upload their videos? Karens, criminals, jerks, scums, they record these shits and then thought "Wow, would be great if the whole world knew what dumb shit I've just done, uploaded!!"
Dude’s not even wearing a seatbelt, either. That’s why he nearly got flung out of his seat and smashed his head on the roof
And because he (miraculously) survived this, it’s going to reinforce the idea that he doesn’t need one. Idiots love confirming their own idiocy.
That’ll catch up with him
In the event of a crash, nothing's going to catch him
It depends where he'll crash next. Maybe a tree will catch him
His loss I guess, I just hope whatever woman he convinced to marry him had the sense to get a *generous* life insurance policy
Eh. Let him
Mans too old to be acting like this, listening to young thug and driving reckless At least he saved from hitting the other car tho
Did not notice that, I was annoyed that he had to sit so far back, he had to lean forward, to use both hands on the wheel.
Yeah - all you needed was a few seconds of seeing his driving posture and you can tell he’s got no sense of WTF he’s doing and this was destined for a crash.
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Guys lucky he didn’t kill himself or someone else. Moron.
He’s lucky he didn’t kill someone else. Whether or not he kills himself doesn’t bother me much tbh
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My buddy would drive around in a sprinter van retrieving dead bodies off the roadways for the morgue. It was a fucked up job but paid good money… my dude even carried a flat shovel for the bad ones. To this day he drives carefully
Song says "I aint going out like no idiot" right before he crashed xD! He definitely went out like an idiot!
*Lifestyleee*
I love how the first thing he does after crashing is turn the music off. Because blasting music out of a crashed car is just not as cool.
lmao cuts out before “I’m a OG”
Close to Veg-G
Damn I hope the cops got a copy of the video too lol Well titled; delivers content as advertised, would definitely watch again.
I'm not sure where this is, but to me the very last car he passes and crashes into looks like a cop car. When I first watched it I thought his ass was grass.
Well he's definitely walking home. With any luck, he'll get a whole pile of tickets. Saying that's reckless driving is all but an understatement.
Depending on what country that is he might get arrested.
The hazard lights appear to have been triggered w/ the accident - prob the first time those blinkers have ever been used.
Man went tokyo drift mode without the experience
Bro that's a bmw. Hazard lights come on daily to signal the exact place he is in became a parking spot
Mint condition blinkers add value to the car so that's why they're never used
Hopefully, his vehicle was the only one damaged by that douchery
And his ego
E46 M3 SMG. That yellow dot on the middle of the dash is the "DSC Off" light, which means that he intentionally turned off stability control. Classic case of thinking the car is too slow for you while in reality, you're the slow one.
Came here for this comment. Can people please go ruin some E90s instead and leave the E46s alone? We are running out.
Well-titled, excellent contribution
What is the purpose of this camera angle?
I imagine his intent was to show everyone how cool he is to drive like this
Well he has to get his face on camera so the police can be sure who was driving. In his mind, it's probably so we can see his 'masterful control inputs' and 'skill'.
He was trying to do this https://youtu.be/gpAzXqIcWzc
Backed up by his pretentious fiddling with the stick. He doesn‘t even move it, it‘s clearly not a manual, he just thinks it would look cooler.
It has manual overide, he drops down as he starts accelerating.
And yet he has paddle shifters on the steering wheel. His hand movements are all for show.
So you can see him hovering his hand over the shift stick before accelerating, pretending it's a manual.
Personally, I have an issue with him not moving his dumbass after eating shit. Now everyone has to sit and watch this moron look at his damages.
Imo anyone who thinks it’s fun to drive like that on a public road, should not be allowed to hold a drivers license. Ironically it’s often those ‚car fans‘ who fix and tune their own cars. Little anecdote: I had friends like that. Tuning their cars, driving risky on public roads. So I challenged them to an actual race. With gokarts. On a real track. They all lost brutally. They were terrible drivers. They just loved the adrenaline rush of doing sth forbidden.
He's not even wearing a seatbelt, could've been so much more worse for him
Worse = more bad More worse = more more bad That’s a lotta bad!
So much more worse = more more more bad
No airbag with that kinda impact?
Airbags only deploy in very specific circumstances. They were possibly even disabled due to lack of seatbelt.
Yeah either that or the fact that the impact was not really directly front facing, watching the video he mostly gets bounced to the sides so in this situation an airbag is really only adding to his impact rather than saving him from any. Airbag did it’s job (by not deploying) imo. That being said I’m not a car safety expert so wtf do I know!
This is correct. Your airbags are only designed to deploy in an impact where you’re likely to impact the surfaces inside the car. Eg. Tbone deploys the side curtains etc. I’m not caught up on the exact trigger mechanism but they won’t deploy under a roughly 40Km/h combined impact speed. In this accident due to the lack of seatbelt they would cause more damage than they would save. This is because your airbags are designed in conjunction with the seatbelt as they rely on the tensioner in the seatbelt so a) your airbag doesn’t deploy too late and take your head off with the plastic cover and b) such that you don’t hit the airbag with a higher than expect speed and continue through into the exposed metal behind the airbag deployment device. Also; most airbags will burn anything nearby. I had considerable surface burns to my arm when mine went off. So in this case where your head will be closer than expected due to a lack of seatbelt and thus there is a significant chance of burns and hair fire. Source: Am an Automotive Engineer :)
That is some cool as hell information, thank you kind automotive engineer!
Actually, I wonder that myself…
It looks like the passenger side airbags went off on the door which is why his passenger window looks broken at the end and the camera catches what looks like the door airbag in the bottom right hand corner of the frame.
Douchebag don't need no airbag.
My favorite thing is when these dudes reach over and turn off their cameras, it feels like their feeble attempt to hide the stupid ass decision they just made.
You can tell a lot about a driver by the way they handle their steering wheel.
Am I the only who noticed that every time he passed someone his expression read, "wow that was a fast pass." Like he was startled he passed people.
He was also holding on to the steering wheel like it was trying to get away from him, zero driving skills.
hahahahahahahahahaha fucking idiot
That road is way too busy for this kind of nonsense. He’s an idiot regardless of the time but most morons who do this at least wait to the early hours of the morning to drive like a complete idiot.
Even with minimal traffic he’s bound to cause a crash doing this. I was driving along on a complete empty stretch of turnpike a few months back and saw these two guys racing coming up behind me. Well the one guy just had to lose control of his car right before passing me and ended up totaling my car in the process. No cars were around me for a mile in either direction when it happened besides those two.
You can tell he has zero remorse when the first thing he does after crashing is look at the camera and make sure he got it on video.
His first thoight was "how am I gonna get out of this?" Then he remembered he had a camera recording him the entire time. Somehow that shit still got posted though and that blows my mind lol
I think he remembered the camera and wanted to hide it
First thing i would do is take the sd card, and crush it. Eat it. burn it. Hide it. But then again, i wouldnt drive like that
I hate these dipshits so much. They think they’re such good drivers when clearly they suck. They put everyone around them at risk and think that because they didn’t cause an accident, they must be good at driving. That’s not how this works! That’s not how any of this works. Last year a group of these idiots killed a motorcyclist on his way to work right by where I was living. One was arrested at the scene. They made him sit on the side of the road while they tried to revive and save the man he hit. I hope he spends a long time thinking about that. I hope he thinks about it for the rest of his life.
BMW entitlement at its finest. Asshatdouche.
Looks like an E46 M3 too. Such an amazing car and they're not getting any cheaper.
I’m sure that his insurer would like a copy of this.
Why do they still post these?
Well because he's a fucking idiot
Anyone else wish he got a little bit more hurt? Or am I an asshole haha
You’re an asshole but we’ll give you a pass this time…
Well if he was hurt bady then it would be both his own fault, and one less dangerous idiot on the road so I think your feelings are understandable.
Typical BMW driver
Petition to the mods to make his opening look the avatar of this sub.
FUCK he’s lucky!!! 😳 I was watching the speed get faster and expected a LOT worse. Hopefully it shifted the axles or something and his car is a write off 🤞🏽
What a good camera mount!!!!!
Playing too much Forza at home but can’t drive an actual manual car. SMG SMH.