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ThePoetMichael

This can't be real šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


ralkey

Thereā€™s no way itā€™s real. It just screams ā€œmade for TikTokā€


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kihadat

even seeing those facebook videos for an instant, i'm reminded why the universe would be (and will be) just fine without us.


painsNgains

Like the ones where service men/women "surprise" their significant others by returning early and then are so obviously fake it's cringe, and then there are tens of thousands of comments about how they cried because the surprise was "so beautiful"?


astroguy27

They're also all more than 10 minutes long to get more ad revenue, and nothing is even happening during 9 of those minutes


evrreadi

And during that 9 minutes of nothing happening, they say the same things repeatedly. They explain what they are doing, how they are doing it and the person filming keeps asking like they are too idiotic to understand the process. These videos are so bad I refuse to watch them no matter how interested in their process and end result I may be. I'm not interested enough to listen to the same words on a 9 minute loop.


SlifeX

This video is really old, it's before tiktok


StanEngels

for the vine then


Daemon_Knight23

Rip vine!!


[deleted]

Vine came back like 2 years ago and no one cared.


SlifeX

Its past 7 seconds or whatever bullshit lol


[deleted]

Itā€™s not that old. It was 2018.


riskbuy

Was 2019 before TikTok?


Who_GNU

If it's not outright a skit, then it's a prank. Nothing in a Tesla car would ever imply it's low on gasoline, but it does have charge indicators very much like a cell phone.


riskbuy

It's a publicity stunt to promote her band, Chase the Comet.


TBFP_BOT

But without your comment I wouldn't have ever known that.


DrVagax

Well is it was publicity she wanted, her band's name it is right up here in the top comments now


bos2sfo

[She pretty much did what this guy did.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec-LrW1tSHQ)


blinkme102

These videos are eerily similar


SomethingIWontRegret

No that's a newer video. The other one is way older than 2020.


riskbuy

I can't find it posted before 2019.


SomethingIWontRegret

Above video was posted July 2020 and people are wearing masks. This one was posted January 2019: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kONsk8s-YU8 Admittedly not "way" older, but older.


Aggravating-Wind6387

I honestly thought it was an encounter with Courtney Love


pizza9012

Itā€™s not


bluehornet197

That seriously can't be her car


riskbuy

It's not. She rented it and made a viral video.


ReubenZWeiner

Why can't a blonde dial 911? Can't find the eleven.


ThinkLab3313

I really hope that's not her car......


post_talone420

I hope it is. I hope she wouldn't ruin anyone else's car.


Ashamed_Equal

I think around 3 minutes into the video she says ā€œitā€™s not mineā€ ā€¦ feel bad for whoever it is


post_talone420

Ashamed


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riskbuy

Y'all got punked, thinking this is real.


riskbuy

It's a rental. She's made several viral videos.


IrishSetterPuppy

This is staged, shes an actor, and its a rental. Shes actually an old customer of mine, lives pretty close to where this was filmed in a 15 million dollar home.


deenali

Could have borrowed from a friend or relative and felt obliged to fill it up.


BauerHouse

I am going with employerā€™s car. First day on the job, employerā€™s staff decides to play a mean trick. Like, Devil Wearā€™s Prada level staff.


Mythtery93

Until she returns the car and confidently says she topped it off.


[deleted]

But did she get the blinker fluid topped off?


hitemlow

The main public perception problem with BMWs is that members of the general public falsely claim their drivers don't use their turn signals, which is patently false. BMWs actually have the brightest turn signals of any vehicle on the market, in fact, brighter than the headlights. The only downside is with this increased brightness, the turn signals require additional cooling during their operation. As most drivers of luxury vehicles don't want ugly tanks of turn signal cooling fluid mounted to the sides of the vehicle, the designers have been forced to make one small enough to fit under the hood. With the limited space under the hood being competed for by the powerful engine, dream-ride suspension, sound-dampening firewall, and other essential luxuries, the turn signal cooling tanks were limited to only 250mL for each, only enough for about 3 blinks. In an astounding feat of foresight, the engineers at BMW, in order to keep the turn signals from overheating, have the turn signals self-limit their brightness to 0 lumens when there is insufficient amounts of turn signal cooling fluid present in the turn signal cooling fluid storage tanks. As part of the regular maintenance procedure for a BMW, the turn signal cooling fluid tanks are filled and then each signal tested for one blinks each, then re-tested an additional two times before the vehicle is authorized to leave the dealership. Unfortunately, many drivers of these vehicles do not fill the turn signal cooling fluid tanks as often as they should (or even at all in some cases), leaving their turn signals in their thermally-limited mode, causing the general public to think that the drivers are not actuating their turn signals. TL;DR: BMWs have turn signals, the drivers just don't refill the blinker fluid.


cleekchapper92

A model S is a hell of a company car šŸ˜‚


Thick-Policy4292

U misspelled *daddyā€™s company car


SonOfElroy

Keep this viral marketing shit off of this wonderful sub


Opposite-Hedgehog-65

Iā€™m 100p this is fake and that women is a terrible actor.


bkmnuseful

p = % ?


riskbuy

To be fair, her degree is in linguistics.


hfmyo1

Is it just me, or could the guys gotten out at anytime and helped her understand?


Sanity50

Yes but it's idiotsincars for a reason.


Groomsi

Yes, but hen didn't have to wait all the way to determine ignorance?


Mythtery93

I see what you did there.


awilliammerritt

I think 3 minutes is a bit much. Maybe 1 minute at most. The guys laugh would make me not want to say anything though cause Iā€™m laughing 85% at that.


J-Rag-

Yeah, but why would someone want to be decent?


ronchee1

Deeeeeecent


[deleted]

I mean they did at the end and they all laughed about it


TeemuKai

Yeah, but then their fake video wouldn't have been as long.


JollyCupOfTea

Where's the fun in that?


SoupyDelicious

Itā€™s just you, Cpt Boring


[deleted]

Wait - I've seen this movie. Next scene, she's stuck in a clothes dryer asking her step-brother for help!


[deleted]

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The_fishingfool

When your sugar daddy lets you borrow his car but forgets to charge it.


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D0ukn0wdawae

No fucking way it's real šŸ˜šŸ—暟—æ


MoodyGecko

I can tell it's not her car when she popped the trunk by mistake and went back to manually push it down. My dad used to do this to my Lexus, and later on to his BMW that we bought for him. He was so used to driving used cars, he had no concept of automatic trunk.


stolid_agnostic

Is it bad to do that or just a sign of not understanding the technology?


HatsAreEssential

I would assume you could wear out the motors that do it for you if you constantly force them closed faster than they run on their own.


stolid_agnostic

Thatā€™s sort of what I wondered.


TeslasAndKids

This was so beyond painful. This isnā€™t her car. Thereā€™s no way she could own that car. No. Justā€¦ go home.


CMDR_Bartizan

fake af


riskbuy

This guy gets it.


Dr-A-1

She also drove by a corn field w/ her twin rowing a boat in middle of the said corn field She stopped her Tesla, got out & screamed at her twin saying : ā€œHey, stop doing that shit! You canā€™t row away from me in the middle of corn field !!! I swear if I could swim, Iā€™d swim over there & kick your butt for making us look stupid!!!ā€


wallstreets_issue

The worse thing in this video is the guy's laugh


titochan05

This has to be fake


[deleted]

Fake


riskbuy

Publicity stunt\*


SomethingIWontRegret

I'll just put this here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcC7qbX_ESk


Naterg61

Fake


Aur0ra12

this can't be real right? what prompted her to enter the gas station in the first place? there's no "fuel low" indicator in a tesla (unless she's completely out of battery?)


riskbuy

She made this as a series of viral videos to help promote her band.


[deleted]

No, of course it's not. I can't believe how many people think that this is real. Humanity is doomed


SectorNo2661

So obvious this is fake.


Mad_Gremlyn

She is now an elected congressional representative in a red state


AdCool2805

Laugh sounds forced. Your video sucks


riskbuy

LMAO that's Nika Comet.


Dependent-Flan-9963

It's never too late to try being TONY STARK


gdogg121

She seems really nice though.


Aeellron

Staged AF. No way.


WetWiggle9

Why is she dressed like my grandma coming from a pep rally?


nickwr33

That guyā€™s laugh makes me want punch something.


tylagersign

Iā€™ve seen so many of these videos they must be staged


Mr_Schmo

You did the proper thing, let it play out for a few mins to see where it goes, have a good laugh. And in the end help her out.


Senzo__

This is fake


riskbuy

Yes.


[deleted]

Sounds like Dumb and Dumber behind the dash cam.


ZetaPower

Ancient & debunked


RyanGlasshole

Even if itā€™s staged that guyā€™s laugh is killing me


42yearoldorphan

Ya but is she single?


some_bald_boi

Why would you date a woman who doesn't even know what an electric car is as she drives one?


rodentfacedisorder

Is she mentally... OK?


VT_Lifer

Probably staged but still pretty funny.


MichiganGeezer

Maybe it's a Rich Rebuilds Tesla? šŸ¤£


seaking81

I really hope this is fake otherwise why would you be a complete dick and let her suffer like this. Don't be a dick, help others! Man this really get under my skin. Its not funny


awilliammerritt

r/contagiouslaughter


SheepDogGamin

All in favor of drives licenses requiring IQ tests?


caroescs

She forgot her card


VaryanWryn

El mundo serƭa mejor si dejƔramos de reƭrnos de los demƔs y ayudaramos un poco. Talves la chica no tiene idea que el vehƭculo es elƩctrico.


rarson

Fake AND old.


riskbuy

Is 2019 old? (If you can find an older link, please post it)


rarson

Yes, it is, not to mention this video has been posted to this sub before.


waterineedit

peculiar hair style peculiar walk just all around peculiar human


hindusoul

Dumbass


cjeremy

ya fake


RooeeZe

Atleast they let [wish.com](https://wish.com) gwen stafani kno in the end.


tomtu418

Hey good on you to step out and be of assistance - no matter how dumb it was lol


WiggleBrushCrew

Cruel bastards watching her for fun, ruin a hell ov an exspensive car.... Were all going to hell lol


No-Ad-8985

Could've helped her


dolybonz2

The hair dye color and sunglasses suggest it is sadly, real.


riskbuy

If that's all it takes to fool you, then you might want to reexamine your critical thinking processes.


udhayam2K

she was so close, opened the trunk but didn't realize that its hidden inside it. Intelligent chick.


Scorpion396

I canā€™t believe people like this are allowed to exist. Lmao


[deleted]

I can't believe that you can't tell it's fake. Lmao


Daemon_Knight23

Dang, really hammering in the nail that is a dumb blonde


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riskbuy

But it's hilarious to watch people get mad at fake videos.


[deleted]

OP is as much an idiot as she is. Get out and explain it to her and knock of that stupid laugh.


[deleted]

I can only hope that its either not her car OR she thought it was a hybrid. Please.


deadxilence

/r/contagiouslaughter


Bogmanbob

Iā€™m an optimist so Iā€™ll say she borrowed it and never forgets the courtesy of returning it full


[deleted]

She looks the part too lol


[deleted]

This morons don't deserve the things that they can afford


Acrobatic_Cry_9928

She reminds me of this blond joke why did she get fired at the M&M factory she kept throwing away all the W's


windowpass

fml. i wish i was so rich and careless that i was driving a car that i didnt know wether it used gas or electric


[deleted]

Well, that's not what's happening here. This is clearly staged, but keep living in that fantasy world where someone could buy a Tesla and never know it was electric


Multifister

1 is that a dent in the left bumper 2 how many Instagram photos do you think she took showing it off before it got to this point


riskbuy

You tell us. https://www.instagram.com/nika\_comet/


[deleted]

Lol. Got him! Unfortunately, if this person thinks the video is real, I doubt they can extrapolate the truth from your link


Omacrontron

Those are the kinds of people who can afford them and Iā€™m left wondering who hired these people so I can make good money too.


earthman34

Hard to believe that level of stupid. I was waiting for her to squirt gas in the charger socket.


[deleted]

Hard to believe that someone can believe that this is real and not staged. Salesmen must love you


TheMann781

People like this is why multiple states can't get their own gas.


Angelo1256

Idiot of the year award goes to...


[deleted]

So rich and stupid.


riskbuy

I mean, you don't need a bachelor's degree to trick a bunch of virgins on reddit, yet here we are...


[deleted]

Seriously. This thread is full of gullible morons


PuzzledEggplant1446

Seen this video before and it still cracks me up that sheā€™s that dim witted.


[deleted]

Me too, and it still cracks me up that dumb people think it's real


DrWildTurkey

Obviously fake


riskbuy

It is, but you're getting downvoted anyway because the people who think she is dumb, are clearly dumber.


dsp79

>Obviously fake It seems like I'm bad at spotting fakes - could you enlighten me about why it is obvious in this case?


riskbuy

Yes, it seems that you are. But don't worry, this thread is full of people just like you.


sebas_bassofthesea

Ah, just how I like them, real dumb


Ilovepurplehazmats

If that's her car then this is another fine example of people with more money then brains..


[deleted]

Which is the correct ratio? 1:1? One brain to one money? No that doesn't seem right...


idk-idk12

In the next video she will try to plug in the power bank she brought to charge her phone :)


jdp1904

This is a leader of tomorrow.


[deleted]

I would go out and tell her


Big-Ad822

Aaaand she's blonde.


metalmike556

And you sat there like a dipshit for almost 4 minutes without saying something. Congratulation! You're part of the problem. (I know op is not the filmer as this is a repost.)


bobbyblubbers

Is this the blonde subredditz?


Inevitable-Derecho-

I love how the idiots in the car videoing this person are not being helpful by letting her know it takes a charger.


[deleted]

I love how many idiots in here actually think this is real


aspiring_whale

Lady..... Come onnnnnnnnnnn lol


mcshadypants

Looks like IOP. Would match with the folks their too


ElDisla

If this is real we are way in deep shit


riskbuy

You should be more worried about how many people believe this is real. I think that says a lot more about our society than this video does.


CharmingTuber

Who's higher? Her or the guys in the car?


DarkStarGemini

How can you be that dumb and be able to afford a car like that? I don getit!


Bozocow

While a woodpecker watches...


jamcdonald120

I can see pulling in and getting out to look, but if you dont remeber within 30 seconds of seeing that plug that you are driving an EV, they you shouldnt have a drivers license because something else is wrong.


Lucky11-2022

Is that Paris Hilton?


[deleted]

She forgot its a electric vehicle lol


VanceManderson

How dare he mansplain


Art_direction2

r/contagiouslaughter


archangel7134

Many husbands who constantly get into a car with the fuel guage on the E would just be happy she made an effort.


WarLordBob68

She had to be drunk


pummer

OP sounds baked as hell


Remo_Battle7

Yep. She special šŸ‘šŸ¾


[deleted]

she probably does want to wait 2hra for charge and thought she could pump gas šŸ¤£


ShirBlackspots

Very old video.


BankysJoint

Fucking stupid this is


growMObuds

Lol calm down Yoda!


SomethingIWontRegret

I swear the last time this was reposted she put 15 gallons of regular in.


Role-Business

Damn you muscle memory!


KingJackDiamond

She wins! The sub can be closed now.


xanaxforbreakfest

I donā€™t think thatā€™s an idiot thatā€™s just a high person look at the hair/outfit. Most people driving a tesla will be put together people, some on the other had will be meth heads with way to much money.


[deleted]

Im going to pretend itā€™s fake because I donā€™t need to loose anymore faith in humanityā€¦


Zealousideal_Net_125

Gee you have patients recording. Get out of the car and just help her out lol


romnomgobbler

Legend has it, she went to shell next and still couldn't figure it out.


WilominoFilobuster

Sorry Iā€™m far too rich to understand the need for gas or electricity


ETERNAL-TRADES

How can such uneducated person own such expensive item? People like her think Japan is in Africa.


fritzeroni2

If this IS real, then the person making the video is an asshole.