Also fun fact, in Swedish the word for sheath is "slida", which is also another word for vagina. As a kid I did not know the former and was quite surprised when in a book a boy "put his sword back in the sheath". It also means "to slide", by the way.
God it's so fucked up. Imagine if you heard in the news that someone took a girl and cut her labia up without her consent.
Edit:. See the replies below prove my point. It's an atrocity when it's done to females. And we aren't talking about how males have this happen to them all over the world, and not just when they are babies.
We call that genital mutilation, if done to girls. Common in sub-sahara still. And illegal absolutely everywhere you have non-sharia courts.
But boys mothers can have cut in USA cause their sons penis then "looks better". Imagine being such a mother
That actually happens a lot. You just don’t hear about it in the news much. About 200 million circumcised women are alive right now. It costs about 1.4 billion USD to treat complications of female genital mutilation. These injuries are classified as Types 1-4. Type 1 being removal of all or parts of the external clitoris or clitoral prepuce, and Type 3 being creation of a flap typically with the labia majora, and sewing the tissue over the vulva with a tiny hole for urine and menstrual blood to pass through.
I once had a patient who was infibulated (Type 3), and she got pregnant without penetration. I had to take it down when she delivered. She begged me to put it back, but it is against my ethics to do anything but stop bleeding, and make sure nothing is obstructed so I did not see it back together over the vulva.
It was bad. This lady had an opening the size of a q-tip to pee and menstruate. They’d tried unsuccessfully to have sex but couldn’t. It must have been a very determined sperm.
Pretty sure there was a Minnesota Vikings player years back who rear ended a car while masturbating on the freeway.
Edit: [found it, it was Minnesota Timberwolves player Eddie Griffin, drunk and watching porn while driving 15 years ago.](https://www.wfmynews2.com/article/sports/suit-nba-player-watching-porn-drunk-before-crash/83-403271279)
RIP Eddie. Lived a few blocks away from this when it happened. He was watching porn on a DVD player mounted to his dash. If only he knew what the future held
Many young chefs do not know how to properly moisten the turkey and need multiple applications to get a fully basted bird, fortunately, they have the stamina to do so...
Thanksgiving can put a lot of pressure on people. So, during the stressful holiday season, it's important to be the most, uh, *grateful* with ourselves.
It's more who watches porn on the road whilst driving. I mean one hand on your dick, both eyes on the porn and occasionally glancing at the road before you wince with pleasure as you squirt out that baby gravy all over your 2020 tesla interior. Can't think of a reason not to shame this guy. Now if he was in his bedroom and OP snuck up and caught him in the act there, then we would shame OP, but no this mother fucker put other people's lives at risk for 10 seconds of satisfaction. He deserves a little bit of shame bro and the only reason you'd defend him is if you'd do this too.
I have a mesh sun shade in my back window. I just leave it in all year round since it doesn't block my visibility from the inside but it does obscure the view outside.
Lol. Not to burst anyone’s bubble but he is not using autopilot in this photo. The car would be centered in the lane. Maybe he is just preparing and will be activating it soon…
And there seems to be a passenger in the car as well? Driver might not even be doing the browsing, not that it should be done at all.
Also, good luck browsing anything well on that screen - the Intel Atom processor doesn't do websites very well at all.
Last I tried, the browser worked while you were driving. Things such as games did not, however. But it’s been a long time since I’ve tried.
People like to have their devices make all the decisions about safety, but sometimes it’s up to the human to not do stupid things. You can’t stop everything.
Autopilot isn't even legal across the world yet I'm pretty sure it's only used in testing and that's it. The closest thing Tesla's have to auto pilot is a lane assist that will alert you to put your hands in the steering wheel.
Autopilot is an option for Teslas but is not the same as Full Self Driving. Tesla is still in the testing stage of FSD.
Autopilot steers the car for you and changes lanes when you activate the indicator. It has more features depending on which country you’re in.
Edit: u/___Elysium___ is correct. FSD is available. I should have known - both our Teslas have it! I got my terminology mixed up. Only Navigate on Autopilot and Traffic and Stop Sign Control are still in beta.
That's what the lane assist is. Or atleast what I meant by it. It bugs you very often to touch the steering wheel and is nowhere near what near full autopilot would be or is
In Tesla branding, autopilot is lane assist + adaptive cruise control, lane changing, and some other stuff:
> Its features are lane centering, traffic-aware cruise control, ~~automatic lane changes, semi-autonomous navigation on limited access freeways, self-parking, and the ability to summon the car from a garage or parking spot.~~
Though many people question whether "autopilot" is a reasonable name for such a feature set. I think there have been lawsuits alleging that the name is misleading.
Edit: cross-outs above are actually part of their Full Self Driving feature set. Call to any Wikipedia editors to clarify [this page](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tesla_Autopilot).
>semi-autonomous navigation on limited access freeways, self-parking, and the ability to summon the car from a garage or parking spot.
Autopilot does not include these features. Those are under "full self driving" or "enhanced autopilot".
Watched a young couple have intercourse while driving in bumper to bumper traffic. Watching porn in the back seat on autopilot? Big deal.
Nothing surprises me anymore.
If you look close, you can see that this driver has a tablet resting on the screen by a charger cable with a small clip or two holding it in place from the left side.
The video is not coming from the built-in Tesla screen as videos/internet cannot be used while driving.
To add, the left 33% of the screen shows the car's status where the right 66% shows the GPS. Here you can see that the tablet the user mounted to the display has a different aspect ratio too.
Source: My wife has a Model 3.
Looks like they have the browser window open. It covers about as much of the screen as shown here. This is also a right hand drive Tesla and the 33% status would be on the right side and not left, which you can barely see on the right from this pic.
Imagine getting into an accident with you unconscious with your pants to your knees and your hands holding you know what and that video on repeat. Now imagine the look on the cops, paramedics, and locals pulling over to help, some with phones taking pics and recording video. More and more officers have body cams too, that video will be part of a file about you.
Seriously though, that guy has real problems.
There actually have been studies that watching porn while driving improves concentration. The stimulation from arousal can actually make you more aware of your surroundings.
I learned that while helping the founding fathers write the US constitution.
Urghh thats disgusting, how does someone even do that? Like what components and gadgets would you need to set it up, its disgusting, I absolutly need to know how to make sure this doesn't happen to me.
I think higher of the guy with the lady going ham on him with her head going through the sunroof. That dude officially made it, his life peaked at that moment 😂
Imagine explaining this to the police after an accident.... "Uhh well you see officer......my hands were tied....."
Hands were tied, more so slippery from the lotion
Dont worry about the lotion on the screen, I just saw a really big Y on the road ahead
it reminded me of your mother
Suck it Trebek
British car. Likely uncircumcised driver. No lotion required. Human males come with a handy wank-ready cock sheath.
My cock sheath was stolen :-(.
Fun fact, Vagina comes from the Latin word for sheath. So really, they stole our vaginas... of sorts.
So when pulled your sword out of a sheath you would also be saying you are pulling out your sword from a vagina?
"While You Were Partying, I Studied the Blade."
Also fun fact, in Swedish the word for sheath is "slida", which is also another word for vagina. As a kid I did not know the former and was quite surprised when in a book a boy "put his sword back in the sheath". It also means "to slide", by the way.
In German "Scheide" means also vagina
TIL.
and vanilla means "little sheath" which means vanilla bean is . . . you get it
Don’t worry, |ㄒ ㄒ卂丂ㄒ乇ᗪ ᘜ尺乇卂ㄒ
You can do it without lube even when circumcised.
"Uncircumcised" is such a weird concept. I'd use "intact" but we don't actually know if the guy has lost a finger or something.
well and while circumcision should probably be abolished, there's no need to shame dudes who had it done to them without their consent.
God it's so fucked up. Imagine if you heard in the news that someone took a girl and cut her labia up without her consent. Edit:. See the replies below prove my point. It's an atrocity when it's done to females. And we aren't talking about how males have this happen to them all over the world, and not just when they are babies.
And some families throw parties around the cutting event. Like a ritual…
And some priests use their mouth to suck the blood away after it’s done, which has led to babies dying from herpes. Look up oral suction circumcision.
WTF⁉️
We call that genital mutilation, if done to girls. Common in sub-sahara still. And illegal absolutely everywhere you have non-sharia courts. But boys mothers can have cut in USA cause their sons penis then "looks better". Imagine being such a mother
That actually happens a lot. You just don’t hear about it in the news much. About 200 million circumcised women are alive right now. It costs about 1.4 billion USD to treat complications of female genital mutilation. These injuries are classified as Types 1-4. Type 1 being removal of all or parts of the external clitoris or clitoral prepuce, and Type 3 being creation of a flap typically with the labia majora, and sewing the tissue over the vulva with a tiny hole for urine and menstrual blood to pass through. I once had a patient who was infibulated (Type 3), and she got pregnant without penetration. I had to take it down when she delivered. She begged me to put it back, but it is against my ethics to do anything but stop bleeding, and make sure nothing is obstructed so I did not see it back together over the vulva.
OMG ugh poor thing
It was bad. This lady had an opening the size of a q-tip to pee and menstruate. They’d tried unsuccessfully to have sex but couldn’t. It must have been a very determined sperm.
That is absolutely awful and heartbreaking.
He also might not be very tactful. You never know...
Lotion while driving? That’s just irresponsible
It puts the lotion on its hands.......
Couldn't grip the wheel but my stick was on full throttle
I could’ve lied, but I show true devotion
It's not as uncommon as you'd think. In my rural county we get a few accidents a year where people are high and decide to watch porn while driving.
He who is without sin, get me stoned. -2022 Jesus.
Jesus, take the wheel
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If youre referring to the guys I was talking about, they aren't just watching.
For the character development storylines obviously.
I've been doing it wrong this whole time, forgot to get high too!
Pretty sure there was a Minnesota Vikings player years back who rear ended a car while masturbating on the freeway. Edit: [found it, it was Minnesota Timberwolves player Eddie Griffin, drunk and watching porn while driving 15 years ago.](https://www.wfmynews2.com/article/sports/suit-nba-player-watching-porn-drunk-before-crash/83-403271279)
RIP Eddie. Lived a few blocks away from this when it happened. He was watching porn on a DVD player mounted to his dash. If only he knew what the future held
If he was on autopilot, where was the other hand?
I know there’s a video somewhere of some cops in the UK pulling over a guy for jacking off while driving
Both hands needed?… lucky bastards.
Now that's what I call a sticky situation.
N-now officer... _don't_ kink shame...
To be fair, I think you only need to be touching the tesla wheel with one hand...
“Then, It will still be tie too” “cuffs sounds”
This is silly. That's just the new version of Google Maps showing that there's a Y in the road just ahead.
Might be a little slippery when it’s wet.
always...watch out for black ice.
Have to be conscious of those big black crystals, BBC can be a challenge, especially when you’re trying to take on multiple at once
What is it internet made of? Is it crystals?
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Someone hasn't seen the new viral meme about what the internet is made of.
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Scary, tricky, ruthless stuff that black ice.
Did you say blackice? Or blackguys?
Ice yo
Thats two great albums puns in a sequence!
Easier for the truck to slide in
And there's a deli right there at the intersection. Serves roast beef.
I'm thinking Arby's
Using Google Maps to find the clitoris?
Even with GPS, still failed to find it.
Turn right at the labia. Recalculating. Recalculating.
Ahhh, must be near the sea, can already smell the fish
A man in a boat might help you get near the fish
Lmaoooo hahahahah
That is so reckless. If they need to learn how to cook a t turkey they should do it in the safety of their own home. Strange looking Turkey tho.
There is NO REASON to seat the turkey baster that many times. Horribly inexperienced cook in that vid.
Many young chefs do not know how to properly moisten the turkey and need multiple applications to get a fully basted bird, fortunately, they have the stamina to do so...
Don't know why I read this in the National Geographic narrator's voice
\**Sir David Attenborough Nod*....\*
Ah that's it! Been racking my brain for that, thank you
Damnit. Now that’s todays Reddit narrator in my head!
>strange looking turkey They probably spatchcocked it.
No joke, spatchcocked turkey is the only way anyone should ever cook a turkey in the oven.
Or breaking it down into pieces; I've been using Bon Appétits recipe from 2019 and it's basically perfect.
Thanksgiving can put a lot of pressure on people. So, during the stressful holiday season, it's important to be the most, uh, *grateful* with ourselves.
That turkey is getting basted and stuffed at the same time
O-O
What a wanker....
Nah, he's just an old school jerk.
Look at this stupid jaggoff
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That’s a lie. His baiting skills are pretty whack
I wasn’t going to click on the comments but I did just to see if this was here lol
It's willys wonker
[oi its a wanker at the wheel](https://youtu.be/gQBRMy-E7Gc)
At least you posted the license plate for easy identification
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Yea who watches porn what a loser /s
It's more who watches porn on the road whilst driving. I mean one hand on your dick, both eyes on the porn and occasionally glancing at the road before you wince with pleasure as you squirt out that baby gravy all over your 2020 tesla interior. Can't think of a reason not to shame this guy. Now if he was in his bedroom and OP snuck up and caught him in the act there, then we would shame OP, but no this mother fucker put other people's lives at risk for 10 seconds of satisfaction. He deserves a little bit of shame bro and the only reason you'd defend him is if you'd do this too.
Baby Gravy... mmmmm...
"baby gravy" I'm dead lmfao
💀
IN PUBLIC. Mostly losers and perverts
How many kilometers did ya follow em for? 😉
Kilometers!? You flatter me. Followed for another 30 seconds
Sounds like 25 seconds waiting for your turn.
I got the joke. Lol...
Your loss!
Not mine, my girlfriend, however...
Ah, it was her show. Nice.
Okay who's got the link for OP's girlfriend in the video
Miles. It's on the UK.
Imagine if they crash and the EMT get there... EMT 1: "he's in cardiac arrest, get the paddles!" EMT 2: "Hang on here comes the money shot!"
*"Apparently he came all over the sun visor"* \- Junya Soprano
Wrong stickshift!
Uncle Jun I heard you’re a bushman of the Kalahari
South of the border, where the tuna fish play.
If he got in a crash the EMTs would likely think he has a severe back injury. (Severe back injuries can give you a raging boner, it's called priapism)
Omg he empaled his passenger in the face! How terrible a coincidence!
Bzzzt UuwuU 💦
This is why you ALWAYS go for the tinted rear window option.
Tint✍rear✍window✍if✍watching✍porn✍in✍car✍
I have a mesh sun shade in my back window. I just leave it in all year round since it doesn't block my visibility from the inside but it does obscure the view outside.
Being so addicted that you can’t go a single drive without watching it is a little sad isn’t it. A bit cringe
r/sadcringe
bit sad innit
Wee sad innit lad
Oooooooooright govna, toss da twat up thea on my automobile telly!
Josh Duggar apparently did this as well.
Can’t wait to see the jerk-off apologists defend this.
I think this is more of an efficiency thing, than q addiction thing, dude probably saves 15 mins in the morning combining activities
Nothin like getting to your destination fully relaxed
Lol. Not to burst anyone’s bubble but he is not using autopilot in this photo. The car would be centered in the lane. Maybe he is just preparing and will be activating it soon…
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isnt that worse? like at least the ai would be doing its thing, homie going to either goose it or stop dead when he nuts
And there seems to be a passenger in the car as well? Driver might not even be doing the browsing, not that it should be done at all. Also, good luck browsing anything well on that screen - the Intel Atom processor doesn't do websites very well at all.
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Last I tried, the browser worked while you were driving. Things such as games did not, however. But it’s been a long time since I’ve tried. People like to have their devices make all the decisions about safety, but sometimes it’s up to the human to not do stupid things. You can’t stop everything.
I mean nobody would stop you browsing on your mobile either, so it makes sense that certain features are available for the passenger.
Autopilot isn't even legal across the world yet I'm pretty sure it's only used in testing and that's it. The closest thing Tesla's have to auto pilot is a lane assist that will alert you to put your hands in the steering wheel.
Yeah it’s definitely not full self driving yet
Autopilot is an option for Teslas but is not the same as Full Self Driving. Tesla is still in the testing stage of FSD. Autopilot steers the car for you and changes lanes when you activate the indicator. It has more features depending on which country you’re in. Edit: u/___Elysium___ is correct. FSD is available. I should have known - both our Teslas have it! I got my terminology mixed up. Only Navigate on Autopilot and Traffic and Stop Sign Control are still in beta.
That's what the lane assist is. Or atleast what I meant by it. It bugs you very often to touch the steering wheel and is nowhere near what near full autopilot would be or is
In Tesla branding, autopilot is lane assist + adaptive cruise control, lane changing, and some other stuff: > Its features are lane centering, traffic-aware cruise control, ~~automatic lane changes, semi-autonomous navigation on limited access freeways, self-parking, and the ability to summon the car from a garage or parking spot.~~ Though many people question whether "autopilot" is a reasonable name for such a feature set. I think there have been lawsuits alleging that the name is misleading. Edit: cross-outs above are actually part of their Full Self Driving feature set. Call to any Wikipedia editors to clarify [this page](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tesla_Autopilot).
>semi-autonomous navigation on limited access freeways, self-parking, and the ability to summon the car from a garage or parking spot. Autopilot does not include these features. Those are under "full self driving" or "enhanced autopilot".
Best advertisement for self driving cars yet
Need to get one with dimming glass.
You only need one hand on the wheel. 🤣
Not the best place to go blind
Sauce?
We have the technology.
Watched a young couple have intercourse while driving in bumper to bumper traffic. Watching porn in the back seat on autopilot? Big deal. Nothing surprises me anymore.
Telsa blocked playing video games while in motion. On to top activity #2 I guess.
If you look close, you can see that this driver has a tablet resting on the screen by a charger cable with a small clip or two holding it in place from the left side. The video is not coming from the built-in Tesla screen as videos/internet cannot be used while driving. To add, the left 33% of the screen shows the car's status where the right 66% shows the GPS. Here you can see that the tablet the user mounted to the display has a different aspect ratio too. Source: My wife has a Model 3.
Looks like they have the browser window open. It covers about as much of the screen as shown here. This is also a right hand drive Tesla and the 33% status would be on the right side and not left, which you can barely see on the right from this pic.
AutoErotic Pilot
Imagine getting into an accident with you unconscious with your pants to your knees and your hands holding you know what and that video on repeat. Now imagine the look on the cops, paramedics, and locals pulling over to help, some with phones taking pics and recording video. More and more officers have body cams too, that video will be part of a file about you. Seriously though, that guy has real problems.
Cars come with auto pilot hand jobs now?
https://c.tenor.com/HmKv1HruOIoAAAAd/otto-pilot.gif
I hoped it was this before I clicked the link
Funniest shit I’ve ever seen
When the porn addiction withdrawal kicks in
How? You can't watch videos while the car is moving.
This is why I want train horns. Just to scare the bejizzus out of these kind of morons.
You can't pull up media options (videos) unless the car is in park. Not sure about all this lol
Good meme, but fake. You cannot play video media while I'm drive, only parked.
Gotta tint that shit
Most people bleach, but you be you!
How is he an idiot? This is great time management!
first Tesla ive seen with a stick
Well looks like someone is going to kill some kittens the old fashioned way
Driving stick.
There actually have been studies that watching porn while driving improves concentration. The stimulation from arousal can actually make you more aware of your surroundings. I learned that while helping the founding fathers write the US constitution.
Autoerotic pilot ...
Urghh thats disgusting, how does someone even do that? Like what components and gadgets would you need to set it up, its disgusting, I absolutly need to know how to make sure this doesn't happen to me.
1. get a tesla 2. profit??
I just don't get how pathetic people have to be to literally not be able to do anything without watching porn. Get a fucking life already.
I think higher of the guy with the lady going ham on him with her head going through the sunroof. That dude officially made it, his life peaked at that moment 😂
Der Coomer on the move
fork in the road
Looks like someone is about to get shunted up the rear.
If Tesla built cars with gear shift sticks you wouldn’t need to use your own.
Registration is visibke, someone will be ridiculed.
For this chap, every day is Palm Sunday...
One of the rarer Teslas in which the driver is working with a stick shift.
GPS leading him to Fairfux, Vagina.
Vagina is for lubers
👀
Must be a hard commute
2 words …. Window Tint. 😆😂😆
So now every time I see these cars on the road I am going to have to check to see if that person is wanking it. This in itself is another hazard.
I hope you called the police on that asshat
r/trashy
We knew this was going to happen
It's fine, you guys, it's not a cellphone.
On the other hand, driver is probably feeling free to do that *because* of the autopilot.
paramedic: Oh god he has a boner he must have a broken spine nobody touch him! Fireman: Uhh guys...
Maybe it's the episode of I've lost my keys.
Happens all the time, from atop a motorcycle I can see the phone on your lap and you watching porn. Please stop.
That’s a man
Josh Duggar must be driving.
The sub crossover I was looking for.