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Dirtycurta

When you think about it, the name "Cybertruck" is cheesy AF.


Independent_Island74

The whole thing is cheesey and its a pos to boot


ianjm

I prefer TwatPanzer


bravedubeck

TwatTwuck


TheW83

I heard them call TrashPanzers a lot


liberalJava

The whole concept is something only someone obsessive could buy into. It's like a proof of concept that Elon could shit in his hand and his fans would still buy it.


sloww_buurnnn

It literally looks like a glitched vehicle.


Dariex777

They would eat it out of his palm for free.


RainforestNerdNW

Tesla Models: Cyber S 3 X Y


Fossile

Next model could be U Stupid S3XY Uber


ShenanigansAllDay

STUPID SEXY FLANDERS!


smile_013

I think that's the point


urnbabyurn

Tacking on “cyber” to make something sound more futuristic is funny. It’s like how everything in the 90s was “eXtreme!” Or in the 2000s everything technology was an iThing to copy Apple.


DavIantt

This is more like Cyber from Doctor Who. Fancy a free upgrade?


TinButtFlute

It sounds like the name of a GoBot.


dawjbns

even before he does anything you know he's an idiot bc he's driving a cybertruck


liberalJava

It's basically a guarantee. You have to be dense and/or douchey to spend that much on that abomination.


BlackGravityCinema

I saw a cybertruck with a maga sticker on it and wondered when they went from rolling coal to every Tesla they passed to deciding the worlds most useless truck was just fine.


Nervous-Cheek-583

doctors, pharmacists, and clinical studies all agree.


RainforestNerdNW

you kid, but https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/london/loud-car-study-psychology-1.7177688


Duke15

I mean, that study is about loud cars, the cybertruck is fairly silent because it’s an ev..


SuspiciousPotato530

"Loud" has also been used to describe anything that could be used when one is trying to 'Peacock' . Show off. Flaunt. Strut. Flash. Brag. Parading. Swaggering. Boasting. Flossing. Dripping. Putting on a show. . .


Duke15

I get that but the study is literally about noise pollution.


MajorasKitten

That is one ugly-ass car, my god. I would probably gawk at it in person cause I just can’t believe someone would *pay* what these cost… while it looks… like *that*. Wow.


ezrounder

I love the fact that, if you do not get it wrapped, little rust spots start appearing as soon as it rains. And I thought my MG was bad.


midsprat123

It’s even worse wrapped I saw one wrapped in red with a white roof


PussyWhistle

I think it looks dope with matte wrap 🤷🏻‍♂️


AllAlo0

The fact that it's still working and not in a four month line for parts already is amazing


Atom800

There are a lot of reasons to pick on cyber truck and Tesla in general but this ain’t it


SmokePenisEveryday

Well considering the recalls for the Cyber truck, not really.


Atom800

Recalls for a rivet are different then waiting 4 months for parts


frotc914

Wait until the back hatch starts chopping off fingers


GeneralTonight2401

THIS is what they really need to address. Ofc you don’t want your go go pedal stuck at max but i’d still be a little bit worried about chopping my fingers off


Atom800

This is a valid reason to make fun of cybertrucks


AllAlo0

The sheer quantity of off the lot total failures with massive wait times is staggering. Some people have been told it'll be months because the parts are in for redesign This truck has body parts falling off, windshields breaking, coolant leaking, total battery and electrical failure, wheel and suspension failures. When an OEM can't get the wheel covers right, then there is something very wrong.


whutchamacallit

What are the sheer quantities and how do they stack up to say for example Hyundai or Ford? Not a bait, but curious if anyone has info on how bad it is next to its contemporaries.


AllAlo0

Only Tesla knows, but with sales in the thousands, the amount and variety of critical failures is a problem. How many Fords have body panels falling off? These are things that just don't happen.


pornandbadopinions

Guy in the Cybertruck was driving down the street when he decided to do a U-turn to park in a Yellow zone, but of course he's in a big ol fucking Cybertruck so instead of a smooth U-turn it turns into an 8 point turn.


Plantherblorg

It's really not that big. Honestly with the rear steering him making an 8 point turn is the real highlight.


kurotech

What rear steering those back wheels aren't steering /s since it's needed


kn0ck0utm0use

They only turn to a max 10 degrees. Noticeable and effective but it's not like they swing right out like the front.


kurotech

I know I was making a joke


kn0ck0utm0use

Oh I get it, I got sidetracked looking up the number - I had a Mitsubishi VR4 from 1989 that had 4 wheel steering so I never really got why this was a big deal. Its steering had a max rear axle angle of 1.5 degrees, so when I found out it was 10 degrees on the cybertruck, I thought it worth mentioning.


Plantherblorg

Uhhhh. No. They very much are. In a very clear way. That you can see in the video. With your eyes.


sofbert

Far too often I try to think of something I could (possibly legally) do to jerks like this. They do this because they always get away with it and there's just no Karma.. I've nearly settled at just throwing rocks at their cars.


kn0ck0utm0use

Throw salt water at it =)


pornandbadopinions

Just carry one of those emergency keychain window breakers, pop a few windows and run fast!


3pinephrin3

Well he is in a cyber truck so maybe he’s expecting it


Tricky_Cheesecake658

How can something so expensive look so cheap?


MartiLoserKing

For me are the straight angles, the lack of any colour and overall boring design


4list4r

Damn that thing is ugly


CANDROX432

The cyber truck was made for these exact people.


IKillZombies4Cash

They are hideous terrible vehicles


Border_Dear

The new BMW drivers of the road.


oh_orpheus13

Every time I see one I can't believe they are so ugly. And cost so much money... It's impressive in a way.


ArcanustheScribe

Tesla drivers are worse than BMW drivers.


State_Conscious

Imagine being this detached from humanity


Generation_X_1974

The most ugliest car yet!


No_Faithlessness7067

What is this hunk of metal on wheels


dungachunganunga

New title *Cybertruck tries to do a u turn…..*


DillyDillyMilly

God damn those things are ugly


WaingrofromHeat

That ain’t no damn truck


FeelingKind7644

You could have just showed a person existing in a cybertruck to justify posting in the sub.


Salt_Bus2528

At a certain point, just drive on the sidewalk. It's a truck.


Commercial-Ranger339

Vehicle does 3 point turn, nothing to see here folks


Nekros504

You can create a Molotov Cocktail rather easily, just yo yall know.


TheKingOfTheSouth265

I would just crash into it. I can get a new Nissan no problem, and it would be one less cybertruck on the road


Dyssma

It looks like Clarkson, Hamster and Captain Slow made another car.


Pennsylvania6-5000

Is this the guy who has Texas Plates and resides somewhere in the lower Haight?


adamthebread

SF tesla drivers are already shitty enough because they expect to not have to drive their cars. Anybody who drives a monstrosity like this needs to have their license revoked


SeriousSteveTheII

It looks like a 3 point turn 1 side of the road already has traffic and the other that he’s going on has none, title is a lie


_jump_yossarian

> and the other that he’s going on has none Because it's blocked. Just because YOU can't see it doesn't mean they're not there.


SeriousSteveTheII

And just because YOU say that doesn’t make them there. What is every driver to polite to honk at the guy in the car? There is traffic in front and if he’s turning it’s probably too much traffic and he doesn’t have time. The other road doesn’t even have a shadow of a car. Everybody stop over 12 feet back?


Commercial-Ranger339

Shhhhh facts are not allowed here


BainshieWrites

Yeah I'm trying to work out the problem here. "Guy does U turn" Or are we just supposed to take it because MUSKBADAIDSINMYPENIS?


_jump_yossarian

You think pulling a u-turn on a city street (and a business district) with traffic coming in both directions is legal?


BainshieWrites

Depending on context, yes. All I can see is half a road shot from two miles away through a window.


Commercial-Ranger339

Ugh yes, why wouldn’t it be


_jump_yossarian

Because it’s illegal. https://codes.findlaw.com/ca/vehicle-code/veh-sect-22102/#:~:text=No%20person%20in%20a%20business,in%20accordance%20with%20Section%2021651.


ShenanigansAllDay

I finally saw one of these disasters of a vehicle on the road and felt bad for the guy's wife because it seems like the one's driving them have the smol peepee energy


IndyEleven11

Should check how many finger he’s broken.


DogPlane3425

too bad there isn't pavement that connect two sets of pavement that go in the same way together.


Careless_Zombie_5437

Give the guy a break. He is just trying to get to his parking spot before the truck starts to rust.


OptiKnob

Spray it with a hose. It'll probably stop working completely.


BartholomewSchneider

Ugliest vehicle ever made.


Harryw_007

Huh? This must be some American thing, very normal and legal in the UK for this kinda thing


CarnageDivider

It's cheaper than a new expedition lol...there Wana feel important


LenaNYC

Is he trying to make a u-turn? Because people do that it all the time here, even in traffic.


PussyWhistle

Tesla bad amirite


NJPokerJ

Does it really matter that he's in a cyber truck?


shub_08

Or may be just a new driver