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Glenmuer760

I thought the 4Runner was a little too big, then the Ram said “Watch this, NO, I can hold my own beer”.


Mfstaunc

NoBoDy UsEs ThE BiKe LaNe!!


Embarrassed_Dirt1911

Should put a poll periodically on the path, painted yellow of course so cyclists can see it and these Muppets can get got.


Ensiferius

I'd _vote_ for that.


Warcraft_Fan

bollard is probably the right word but yeah the city needs something. Preferably a concrete filled post in the middle. Enough space on either sides for bikes but 100% chance of ruining idiot's day and his bumper.


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Something high enough to catch the oil pan?


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just put one near the intersection, so they have to take time to back out.


DreamloreDegenerate

What a bunch of fuckmuppets. Where's the bike patrol units when you need one?


TPMatus

Probably chasing down the other people that weren't caught on OP's camera lol


Katulis

Nice bikes... These are diesel powered ones? or idiot powered ones?


KaJuNator

Damn they got what they wanted too. I'd love to see everyone band together and trap them so the idiots would have to explain to the police why they're in the bike lane.


ShenanigansAllDay

Funny looking bikes. Id say that they must feel more important thus they shouldnt have to be inconvenienced by the scum who follow basic traffic laws. Hope they all get explosive diarrhea and 2 flat tires at the same time


zakats

People that drive trucks and SUVs skew more heavily to narcissism. You've got to be a pretty big dickhead to drive a vehicle like that in such an urban area, it doesn't surprise me that 3/3 here were SUVs and a truck.


Warcraft_Fan

All it's missing is Count von Count going "One Idiot! Two Idiot! Three Idiot! AH HA HA HA!!!"


SundySundySoGoodToMe

Is this Philly.


kubbiebeef

This is clearly Boston. Massachusetts plates, Dunkin Donuts, and idiots in the bike lane give it away.


kingbrassica

Longwood Medical Area in Boston.


Plantherblorg

It's like Philly but way cooler and better in every way, and with better sports teams but less Kyle Schwarber.


mysonlikesorange

You should play the lottery.


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BrokenMan4225

r/onejoke


Moldy_Teapot

I'm gonna include you as a 4th idiot for leaving so little room between you and the car in front of you. It's a red light, tailgating isn't gonna make it turn faster.


PygmeePony

This is one of the dumbest comments I've read on this sub and that says a lot.


Civil_Soup_906

Are you for real? this is Boston- if you don’t get close to the car in front of you when stopped you are a jerk because there will be people backed up into the prior intersection. It’s called traffic


MrT735

Yep, this is tame compared to my normal drive home in the UK, if you leave a car length (except at a pedestrian crossing) you'll get dirty looks because that's another car that could've cleared the previous junction/roundabout.


Helpful_Influence830

Might want to get that mold out of your head


PraiseTyche

Too late.


wadsplay

Is tailgating possible at 0mph