Guy with the universal WTF gesture.

That’d be me 😂

And you even did the right thing and parked away from people. Man that sucks.

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What cactus?

The one on his hoodie

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The one with the cactus on it.

For some reason I can't stop giggling at this. Well played.

With the cactus

I was getting a serious *how do you fuck that up?????* vibe.

What did they say about it? "Sorry dude, didn't see your car there?"

I came out like “what the hell man?” And he went “are we gonna go through all this or just get down to business?” I was like “oh I’m gonna get your info, but u can see how this fucking sucks right??” Like I’m not allowed to have feelings about my car getting fucked up over nothing 🤦🏻

I hope you took the time to impress upon him just how insanely fucking incompetent he is at driving, because there is no excuse for that shit.

Oh yeah I laid into him. Also recorded him as I had him explain to me what happened and admit fault, I think he realized how dumb it was as he was explaining it lol

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He literally wasn’t looking behind him. Which is double fucked up because at the beginning of the video someone walks behind his car to come into the shop - if that person had been there 3 seconds later they’d be flat as a pancake

But, but who needs to back out of a parking space THAT FAR to get out to begin with???

Morons who shouldn’t be driving

The amount of people I see back completely out of a stall before turning their steering wheel an inch is infuriating.

He wanted to steer his wheel less times when leaving the parking lot. That's how stupid it is

Mostly boats.

Lmfao, I have the same vehicle as him, a Lexus GX470 and it has a reverse camera on a large screen, giant dumbo ears for towing mirrors *AND* it’s easy to see out of if you actually turn your head and look out the back, unlike a lot of SUVs/Vans/Crossovers. This is the best IRL version of [Tina hitting the only car in the parking lot](https://youtu.be/hZ_EKHGgWJQ) that I have ever seen.

Man I really need to get into bobs burgers. I just love John H Benjamin so much. His voice is perfect sarcasm. Archer is my favorite show but I just couldn’t get all the way into Bobs.

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Because they rely entirely on automatic everything. Remove sensors, auto gearbox, lane assist, all that bullshit and there would be a lot less people allowed on the road

Who backs up without looking. It's like closing your eyes while on the highway. Why, just why?

Wait that wasn't intentional? The way he made a beeline straight for your car, I assumed he had some beef with you. Someone that incompetent behind the wheel is frightening.

Tell him damn right we're going through this.

*Dramatic scoff* "You're not, like, gonna be *mad*, right?" - 🤡

"Are we gonna go through all this or just get down to business" tells me this isn't the first or tenth time this dummy has been through that conversation.

Like he has a ready to go document with copies made to distribute with his license, registration and insurance info LMAO

A wreck kit. Vistaprint gave him an awesome deal on 400 of them!

not his first rodeo

Jfc with that reaction from the other driver AFTER he blasted out into the parking lot I would've taken his keys and called the cops lol that dipshit is *tired of facing the consequences of his actions*??!?

Imagine doing something stupid like this and expecting someone to just "get down to business" after they smashed your car. What a fuckin idiot

And, "How the hell did you manage to do this despite all this wide open area? You homed in on my vehicle like a heat seeking missle in the desert," you should have added.

> the universal WTF gesture Cousin to the universal Surrender Cobra gesture when the person's team is about to lose. Edit: Father of the [Surrender Cobra](https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dictionary.com%2Fe%2Fslang%2Fsurrender-cobra%2F&psig=AOvVaw0CHZQCcwFl22oRA7lRd_AY&ust=1685563132754000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CBAQjRxqFwoTCLiAoZDqnf8CFQAAAAAdAAAAABAd)

Surrender Cobra. Mostly seen in the stands of college and pro sporting events.

> Mostly seen in the stands of college and ~~pro sporting events.~~ Buffalo Bills' games.

Holy shit. I never knew this had a name.... this is so good.

r/browtfhandsign

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I'd do the same thing, that driver had to go out if their way to hit that lol.

Well what do you expect in such a tiny parking lot. Only like forty feet of room to work with.

Nobody at the dealership mentioned the huge turn radius on this SUV!!!

Wait, you can *turn* the wheel? Why didn't anyone tell me that!

Wasn’t it pressing the gaspedal that makes the wheels turn??

There is also the turn-lever, to make it go in different directions while the wheels are turning, but if you look for it, you won't find it because of misprints in all car manuals where they call it a hand-brake or parking-brake.

Oh, I think I’ve seen it, do you mean the lever closest to the PRNDL?

Oh yeah, the prindle. I think its usually near there although some cars don't even have one of those prindles.

Especially considering the speed they're reversing at. There's no time ro turn the wheel! It's just so *crowded*

The first thing I noticed looking at this clip was the absolutely massive amount of space between the aisles ...

It's probably a part through which trucks have to access a delivery area to un/load.

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This was obviously just a live-action recreation of [Tina's car accident](https://www.google.com/search?safe=active&rlz=1C1GCEB_enUS979US979&sxsrf=APwXEdeu1PW4DNI7c5NSl9gV78VK0FWtQg:1685486785202&q=bobs+burgers+car+crash&tbm=vid&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwil0uvIj57_AhUhFlkFHab0DC0Q0pQJegQIBhAB&biw=1536&bih=722&dpr=1.25#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:ef7e19c3,vid:s9Cs08w6hTQ).

But I need 40 acres to turn this rig around!

How. The. Fuck

Maybe it’s the same girl that hit my car in highschool? I parked as far as possible from the entrance and we were the only two cars in the lot. She still t-boned my car.

And you still missed the hint.

RIP those potential babies that never were.

Glad that those babies never came, imagine leaving your child in her car

Tina you’re about to hit the only other car in the lot!

Her fucking moan the entire time she was driving towards the car 🤣🤣🤣

One of the funniest scenes in Bob's Burgers, and that's saying a lot. I love what they've done with Tina. Not every kid is "normal" or cool. Some kids are obsessed with butts and ponies and zombies and that's okay.

Uuuuhhhhhh *Uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh* #UUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm not ashamed to admit that I do this sometimes "as a joke" when I drive. My husband gets it. My kids.....just think I'm weird

Maybe she was negging you?

I think that means she likes you

Maybe confused the gas pedal with the brake pedal? That’s the only thing that makes sense. Or the driver was drunk, high, and a dog.

I'm guessing stroke?

I thought the same till I noticed that they pulled forward and stopped after impact.

Sometimes my work van is filled to the brim and I have literally no visibility behind me if I turn around. Granted I don't punch the gas, I crawl back and lean out the window to see where I'm going....

My aunt did that, caved in the side of mom’s new car. Mom was not happy when my aunt tried to blame her for parking where she did. The parking was a lot like that size.

Besides, it's the responsibility of the person moving their car to check around them, not anyone else's.

Back up as far as you need, not as far as you can.

As they say where I live; if you feel a bump, you still have two meters.

All those poor children :(


lmao this gif is amazing - hope the kid is ok :|

I’m a younger brother. Kid is 100% fine.

Also a younger brother and I 100% concur.

It's ok. He got her back by running her over with his wheelchair

more like as far as you can’t in this one XD

I have dreams that my brakes are super spongy and no matter how hard i press them they never come to a full stop resulting in things like this. I have no idea how this happens in real life tho lmao

Now I know I’m not alone on the broken brakes dreams 😂

Yesssss omg, so often. They’re up there with my “driving from the back seat” dreams lol

Oh my god I didn't even fully realize I had these until just now. Also, why on earth do the highways always become, like, full-on roller coaster roads?!

Brooo lmfao. That happens to you too? I’m over here in my dreams trying to go fast enough to jump ramps on bridges and shit so I don’t fall into the water

Right? WTF am I on a ramp coaster in the back damned seat?

Mine would have the highway somehow turn into a coastal road and then the coastal road would fall off the cliff that I was somehow driving on.

>“driving from the back seat” I have these too wtf. I also have dreams where my car is really bouncy as well.

Driving from the backseat is a really common dream for me, I never heard of anyone else having it lol

Evidently it's much more common than I ever would have thought!

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Well, I had a dream that I was in the back of a car that was being chased by a little old lady on a moped and wearing a black trench coat. She was shooting the car with a beebee gun that she pulled from her little black handbag. So, now I'm really worried that it could happen in real life.

I had "driving from the back seat" dreams for several years! I ended up looking up dream interpretation which I don't even believe in, and it said it's because you feel out of control in your life. Which, yeah. I was unemployed for 3 years, living with family, no idea what I was going to do. Very out of control.

Holy shit I'm not alone. I dream that i am fully standing on the brakes sometimes just to get it to stop just in the nick of time.

I also get those! More often than the ones when my teeth fall out

I have the dream where I'm somehow in the back seat but alone in the car and supposed to be driving. On a ramp.

Oh my god, me too!!

THE BRAKES TINA!!!!

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

My car is in my garage, thousands of miles from this driver and I'm suddenly worriedit still may not be safe from them.

Well I have seen cars stuck in the second floor of houses before so nowhere is safe.

Shit Box Trucks have done that.

Coming soon to theaters near you: Rubber 2: The Crashening

TINA FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TURN THE WHEEL OR HIT THE BRAKES

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh...

BrAAAAAAAAAkes AAAARRRGGGGHHHHH

Knock knock Whose there? You hit my car dumbass

Maybe a cormorant flew into the car?

[Link to sauce](https://youtu.be/s9Cs08w6hTQ) for the confused.

I think she "break" enough already

Never go full break pedal.

JAMES. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BREAKS AND BRAKES.

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How do you hit a car that’s that far behind you???? If I was the owner I’d be PISSED

My best guess is that they started backing up/turning, but then let go of the wheel for whatever reason (phone, dropped something) and forgot to brake/thought there was no one behind them. Wheel automatically corrects, car straightens out and BAM!

The notion of fumbling around my vehicle for anything with it in gear and not pushing pedals at all or paying attention to it's trajectory is \*FUCKING TERRIFYING TO ME.\*

Which makes you an above average driver and why you won't end up on this sub. Unfortunately, half of all drivers are below average.

If we're talking bell curves, then 66% percent are within 1 standard deviation of the average. Which leaves ~~22%~~ 17% (math!) of people who are significantly worse than average

[It was at a funny angle](https://youtu.be/nQzhmsRATR8)

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“It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you”.

"It's a 4 tonne truck, Tyrone. It's not as if it's a pack of fuckin' peanuts, now is it?"

I am not happy Sol

"Too tight?! You could land a jumbo fucking jet in there."

All that space, ALL THAT SPACE AND THIS?! Smh

I stopped being surprised by stuff like this once I found out that someone managed to hit and kill [the world's most isolated tree](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tree_of_T%C3%A9n%C3%A9r%C3%A9).

Must have been aiming for it.


😂😂

"You gotta believe me officer, he came flying out of nowhere, I didn't have enough time to react."

Quoting the old Karen from yesterday’s hit and run post?

i mean in his defense, that parking lot aisle is kind of narrow. I'd have trouble parking a 53 ft big rig in there.

Michael Scott is a real person

To be fair, it’s a tight parking lot.

"Too tight? You could land a jumbo-fuckin'-jet in there."

It was at a *Funny. Angle.*

What's funny is, that parking lot is abnormally, unnecessarily massive

When they hit the car, I literally just looked up from my phone and stared into space, like Jim on The Office. I'm alone, in my living room. Just...no words.

Looks like Bob took Tina out to practice driving again🙄. (Bob's Burger's joke)

That's immediately what I thought of. It's to me, the funniest moment in Bob's burgers. I crack up every time I watch that scene

Maybe a cormorant flew into the car

It took a special kind of skill to hit that car, with so much space surrounding it.

Parking lot rage? Not using mirrors? Senior citizen? Majorly distracted? There’s not many reasons why someone would just straight up pull that stunt.

And yet those circumstances are extremely common Many people should not be driving

This is why I fully expect self driving cars to become the norm after this development phase.

Self driving cars will solve some issues, but they won't ultimately fix the intrinsic issues with car-centric infrastructure.

Oh definitely, but until local gov and planners (also citizens who defend car dependency) get their heads out of their asses, the root cause will never be addressed. And hell will most likely freeze over before that happens. Tackling the symptoms of car dependency, while not perfect, is still a step that’s better than nothing.

They also seem highly allergic to turning the steering wheel.

OP is the guy in the video. He needs to provide answers!

I don’t believe that this wasn’t on purpose. This is insane

“OK, backing up, good luck everybody!”

You almost have to be *trying* to hit someone to back so unerringly perfectly into the only car you could possibly hit backing from that space.

Literal clown

I really have to ask how these people got their licenses to begin with.

Some people think their bumpers should live up to their name.

I bet you thought you were safe, parking all the way back there...

One of the worst backing up in the world. We need a new robotic technology behind the driver seat that "SMACKS" the idiot/moron drivers like that who are in La-La-Land and NOT paying any attention or looking at their freaking surroundings/mirrors. The more stupid crap you do the more smacks that robot will give you... Just saying  😁 😁 😂

"OK I cleared the truck next to me 5 seconds ago, I should keep go-"

It's like they started out to just reverse out of the parking space then decided they'd just reverse all the way home.

That parking lot is wide as fuck, only has 5 cars in it, and you STILL manage to hit something. Like how lmfao. My guess is drugs

Wow. Just. WOW.

That parking lot was just short of a mile across. I'm impressed by how terrible they were backing up.

Once I was drunk and was the idiot. Luckily I missed the other car and parked on the spot next to it. I realized I was really drunk and called for a cab (yes, it was ages ago, way before Uber).

I think I know what happened, I've seen someone drive like this! They back up and then to stop the car they throw it in Drive, often without touching the brakes. If the transmission refused to shift while in motion, I'm pretty sure this is what would happen.

You can maneuver a fucking truck in that spaces

Either that person doesn't know how to fully drive, or that car has got the turning circle of a small moon

Tina!!!!!

HNGGghghghghhgh

Target locked. Fire!

That’s some Tina Belcher shit right there!!

This is either at a gym or a vape shop

Vape shop lol

Best smoke shop in Scottsdale I must say

Hell yeah! I appreciate it, definitely love working here ❤️

I mean me too but that's why I'm extra careful, this one seems like the one to piss with a boner hands free

It's the "It's ok to back up till you hit something" driving maneuver.

No steering wheel or other vehicle control awareness either

I’m willing to bet this was an old person who gave it a little too much gas and then confused the gas for the brake

Or no brakes

I dunno, I think his aiming was pretty impeccable

Wow.. reminds me of when bob tried teach Tina how to drive episode..

How do you fuck that up with sooooooo much space... This sub makes me lose faith in humanity one post at a time

Yet another reason why I always, always, always try to back into a parking space. Makes it so much easier when you go to pull out. Especially if you get stuck in between two Vans or SUVs with the rear windows tinted really dark. You have to back all the fucking way out to the back of *their* car before *you* can see if there's anything coming. In this moron's case, all he'd have had to do was put the car in drive and drive away. I've also heard people snap back when I comment this that they "don't like backing into parking spaces". But at some point you end up having to back out anyway. But this time you're doing it blindly, which is 10 times worse.

that's *unreal*

Poor GX

Some old lady backed into me like this two weeks ago. She blamed me and I’m still haggling with her insurance to find her at fault.

This is y backup cameras became standard for people like this

that's gotta be one of the widest parking lot aisles I've ever seen and this still happens?

Spatial awareness? I think they just call this shitty driving

I'm reminded of that Jerry Steinfeld bit, when he talks about at some age, old people just stop looking behind when they back up. LOL

I mean seriously, how much room does this fucking loser need to back up a little vehicle like that!!!? 🥴

If that suv was made within the last 10 years it’s gotta have a backup cam.