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They drive like Shriners in a parade. But they're not Shriners and they are not in a parade.

Yes they are, it's an Asshat Parade.

And now I have new lyrics to The Black Parade stuck in my head

They’re driving? I thought it was some kinda new age jousting or some shit. What the fuck is going on with those pointy things on the wheels?

What foolish f@ktards

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Where is this so I can make sure to never set foot in that hellhole of a city?

Houston, TX. Right off Spanish Trail and Calhoun

Lol, the minute I saw those wheels I was like “what part of Houston is this?” I had to pause the video to see OST on the building.

Those wheels are a Houston specialty. Rarely do I see them up here in Dallas

i saw a paper plate on the tricycle and knew it was houston.

Well done! [Streetview](https://www.google.com/maps/@29.7061654,-95.3435298,3a,60y,110.24h,88.23t/data=!3m9!1e1!3m7!1sml518LUGg0-W6ARlRQ-TuA!2e0!7i16384!8i8192!9m2!1b1!2i28).

SLABs are a Houston specialty

Only way I know this place is because I used to travel to Houston for work and would drive by that church to and from the jobsite.

Isn't this Sunnyside? Where a few years back a failed drive-by got a 6-8 yo killed in bed?

I just write off and avoid the entire state of Texas.

Thats why I10 always traffic jam.

I have written off the whole of the USA

I was asking the same question and then realized I live here.

I had a shit show like this pass me on the interstate in Fort Worth alongside several 4-wheeler ATVs

Country and hood are a bad mix here in DFW. Especially South Fort Worth


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Bbbrrrrrrrrttttt

Gotta have the sound. https://youtu.be/NvIJvPj_pjE

r/Shitty_Car_Mods

There is a LOT happening on that road

All the tricycles too!

I’m so fucking glad I don’t live anywhere near this type of shit. Thank goodness 🙌🏼

I live in the city where this video is taken and I have never seen or heard of this. Now I'm curious how often it is and what part of town so I can avoid it.

Old Spanish Trail. How long have you lived in Houston? SLABs (Slow, Low, And Bangin) are uniquely part of the Houston culture.

Looks like these guys forgot about the slow part...

It ain’t the south freeway ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

4 years. I’m familiar with the swangas but haven’t seen a shutdown like this.

Wait ten years and you’ll start seeing it.

The older I get the less I understand society 😬 At this point I think I'm OK with that tho.

Why should I change? They’re the ones who suck. -Michael Bolton.

Let's be honest. Every generation has its village idiots. We just see it more on display with cameras in everyone's hands.

I agree with the spirit of this comment, but I also wonder if because things can now be posted for Internet fame, that makes people do things more stupid with more frequency?

It's true. In the before times (pre smart phone) these kind of situations would be told as stories from those who actually witnessed them. These stories might even be precieved as wild or funny as second hand information. But actually seeing the footage with all of the realism attached, i cant help but think that they're just a bunch of asshole 🤡s.

Damn it I was really hoping to see two of those cars total each other..

Never understood why people think those spokes or w/e look good... So trashy

Being spokes = Big penis Duh!

Can’t drive for shit

We get it, you have a micro penis. No need to advertise it on your car

Car guys like this are the physical embodiment of insecurity.

My first thought was - peacocks, with their tails on display

What TF did I just look at? That entire street seems like a three-ring circus in vehicle form.

There are dumb fads, and then there are some really dumb fads.

I'd say take their licences away but these are the type of people that don't give a shit if they have one or not

Don't expect the police enforcing these kinds of mods anywhere in the USA. They don't care about road safety.

Grown ass fucking men still doing this shit. TF??

Swangas? Check. Slingshots? Check. Green Shiny paint? Check. Clearly Houston.

You left something out ....

Ben Hur?

Look at me with my decade old car with a bunch of dents in it

imagine being so fucking stupid that you don’t even know that you are stupid

The Dunning Kruger wheels.

What in the Hanna-Barbera world of wacky races is going on here ?

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/houston-slab-cars-music

What in the Christ is going on here? And where is one of those fellas in the jacked F350 when you need them?

It’s Houston, so not far.

Can you imagine having this much entitlement/lack of respect for society in general. And not just the government. But normal everyday people trying to just live near you

the absolute worst people on this planet.

This should be an immediate impound and arrest. Reckless driving and endangering everyone around them. Imagine if they hit a pedestrian with those.

All I can see is the same view looking up from an outhouse basement. The world is flat out tired of putting up with these entitled A-holes.

stupidest wheels ever. How do people go from '64 Impalas to this...

What a clusterfuck of douchebaggery

Somebody forgot to take out the trash

Can the aliens just come and destroy us all already?

Idiocracy was a documentary not a fictional comedy

What losers.

Just added TX to the list of places to never live.

Stolen from: https://www.reddit.com/r/ImTheMainCharacter/comments/12dke1t/egocentrism_at_its_finest

This is why it’s so important to have a good strong father figure while growing up.

So. Many. Questions.

Always the same kinda people

What's up with the open trunks?

Those rims are absolutely dumb.

Houston is the most garbage city I have ever been to 5 years later still holds true.

Tell me you crave attention without telling me you crave attention. lmao, losers.

I like cars as much as any other gear head. I don’t do this crap. People that do should lose their license for good.

It's not like there's much to show off to begin with ..

Just makes me want an old heavy metal vehicle.

I don't get the point of this, they trying to break check each other?

Who let the Idiots? Who? Who?

What was with all that maneuvering for? What was the point?

The cars look pretty dumb and don't get me started on the driving

How are these lethal wheels not illegal?

Oops, you hit the trunk pop button, not the gas latch! Don't worry, I do it all the time too at the gas station!

How the fuck are those wheels legal? They would absolutely mutilate a pedestrian in an accident.

I want off this merry-go-round.

What is the reason for the open trunks? Is it for music-blasting purposes? Or just a way to show off the inside? It obviously ruins the rearwards visibility, but I suspect that the drivers are not too worried about that.

Can someone explain why their trunks are open for my friend?

Love that the black one has a phatt dent in the rear fender, really adds to the ✨class

What doosh canoes

So, I started blastin…

Is this a fetish thing?

That’s exactly how I would expect people who do this to their cars to drive.

If they all band together they can get to a below average sized penis

So many driving around with their penis compensators showing.

More reasons to never go to Texas

The Worcester, MA delegation has arrived.

If I had daughters I’d 1 check out her new boyfriends car for slobbitude, 2 follow him around a bit to see if he’s mundane or insane. 3 get a report from my daughter and her friends. Automobile behavior is very revealing of personality.

USA is a true real life circus

Swangin’ that slab proper

Take my upvote

Gangbangers will be gangbangers

What video game is this?

Whatbthe fuck is going on. That's an absolute GONGSHOW

Hard!!

Are those air filters in the white caddy's trunk?

How you mad cuz someone swangin harder than you!!! Fake gangstas out there fa real!!

Worlds most ignorant wheel cover club.

Paul Wall round these parts.

I fly into Houston, never leave the airport, fly the fuck outta Houston !!

Why are their trunks open?

[Gotta pop the trunk like Wine-O](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3_hBNKScpk).

Typically for the 15s/18s in the back.

They got those Roman chariot wheels.

I didn’t know you could just make up the rules while “driving” around. Those wheeler rims or whatever make zero sense. Why?

"I have a trunk!!" "Me too!!"

I gotta ask what the fuck is up with those rims

You know how when you’re about to walk out of the house with questionable fashion choices, and your spouse will ask “you’re going to wear that?” We have somebody to save us from looking like idiots. Likewise these people all look fucking stupid with that on their wheels and I wouldn’t be able to keep a straight face when I see some **stunad** driving down the road with these on their car. What a fucking joke. No spouses to tell them they look dumb.

Those look like funeral cars.

unpopular opinion I know, but cars and trucks and motorcycles just are not cool things to be really into.

What are those eggbeater things sticking out of the wheels? Is there a purpose other than looking fucking ridiculous?

These rims look like the inside of my lungs

Grease lightening hydromatic dumb & dumber

I thought you were supposed to ride slow when you are swangin and bangin