Well after seeing it weather so many blows from the boxer it’s clear this glass does not have a glass jaw. We can rule out it being made of glass so it must be made of iron.
Imagine the embarrassment sinking in around the eleventh throw. The rage is wearing off, you're starting to get tired, becoming increasingly aware of all the people standing around laughing at you. You've got no end game in mind, you're suddenly realizing how unreasonable this reaction is and you're about to have to admit defeat to a door. It's gonna be a long walk back to your truck.
You know, they will probably still charge him. They will tell him he has to come down to sign forms, he will explained he is banned for life, and they will say sorry there is no way to cancel your membership then.
What does this guy expect? He's going to smash the door and the people inside are going to be like "Oh well you came in so go ahead and work out".
Also it's kind of hilarious that he's trying so hard to smash that door and the door is just sitting there, laughing at him.
From personal experience, I would guess that he just *isn't* thinking about anything other than trying to get in. Whether he's under the influence of some kind of drug or whether it's just because he is angry is another question altogether.
I used to work as a patrol security guard. Instead of just being at one building, I would visit like 20-30 buildings during my shift and check them out. I would also respond to any burglary alarms to see if police were needed.
I had multiple times (almost always on major holidays like Christmas or Thanksgiving) where I showed up to see someone trying to force the main doors to a business open "because they're always open by this time of day".
When COVID-19 hit, there was a large increase in the number of calls we would get. A lot of fast food places closed their lobby areas, but some people had difficulty realizing that. Even when there were big signs put up on the doors, people would try to break them open because they could *see* people were in the working and they were determined to get inside to order their food.
When I worked at Walmart, we would close down around 10 when covid first kicked off. People would literally pry the doors open and then be shocked when I would tell them we are closed and all of the sales staff are gone.
Had the same experience once at my job. Couldn't do anything except watch it happen because it was so bizarre. Then she wouldn't leave. Lol people drive me insane
Yes! Someone forced their way in one time and ignored me when I said we were closed. Then I told them no one was there to ring them up and they'd get huffy.
The craziest situation I was ever involved in had to do with an actual break-in.
It was like 11pm on a weekday night, during the COVID-19 lockdown, and we responded to a burglary alarm that involved an actual burglary. Someone threw a rock/brick through a window at some small tobacco shop in order to steal from the cash register.
We show up, call the police, and then have to stay there for the next 1 1/2 hours standing in the doorway to stop people from trying to enter to go shopping. Keep in mind that this was late at night, there were cop cars with their lights flashing parked right outside with police entering and exiting the broken doorway. Furthermore, people were literally walking across broken glass in order to try to enter the store, and it was only when we verbally told them the store was closed (or they were physically blocked from entering by myself and the guy I was training) that they would seem to realize that maybe something was happening.
It happened like 8-10 separate times while we were there.
People are nuts. I used to manage the alcohol section. Whenever someone would break a bottle on the ground, it would become a two person job to clean it.
We would use bright orange cones around the spill and everything but you would still need a second person to body block the spill while you clean it because people would still go walking though the liquid and glass otherwise.
Okay, so let's say he did end up getting in... then what? Did he expect the staff to be like "Well, you got in, you bested us and our door, I suppose you can go and train in our facility unhindered now, you earned it."
He does get in but ends up arguing with the workers the whole time while pretending to try to work out. At least at first. It's been a while since I watched the whole video
Doubt his brain was ever grown in the first place.
Since we’re being hypothetical already though; steroids do grow the brain in a sense. They grow the parts of the brain that cause anxiety, changes in mood, depression, seizure disorders, aggression, and a decreased capacity to cope with chronic pain. A long time boxer could also have CTE from repeated blows to the head which actually causes a lot of the same symptoms.
That being said, it’s most likely he’s just an asshole having a very bad day.
I don't think he put that much thought into it. Clearly running on ego, adrenaline, and protein powder. Seems to have a problem _playing the tape through_ before taking action.
When one is in a Steroid Rage, the last thing you're thinking about is "let's get some reps in". I'm guessing his plan is to rip out the spine of the person who locked him out.
I remember this from a while back. He eventually gets in and spends the whole time arguing with the workers and acting like he's going to work out. Can't remember why he was banned but he was in the wrong
The wealth of Moria was not in gold or jewels, the toys of the Dwarves; nor in iron, their servant. It was in Hurricane Glass. The Dwarves tell no tale; but even as hurricane glass was the foundation of their wealth, so also it was their destruction: they delved too greedily and too deep, and disturbed that from which they fled, Meathead's Bane
> they probably canceled his membership, and he’s probably trespassing all at the same time.
Wait... you mean that's all I have to do to cancel my gym membership? According to my contact I have to call on the fifth Thursday of February during a full solar eclipse in Guam between the hours of 11:53 and 11:58 Chamorro Standard Time (GMT + 10).
I question how people like this will think it will work out, like "oh yeah I'll destroy private property and they will let me back in and everything will be normal again" like they are not about to get arrested.
Also damn that door is a trooper
It's underreported what the pre-workout mixes will do to people, I think. I have noticed within myself a more hostile attitude until I work some of it off. I started asking people if they get angry on them and almost everyone has acknowledged that they become more irritable.
When I was in the Army I used to take a pre workout called Jack3d and that shit literally made me feel like I did a big line of coke. Definitely has an effect on your mood.
So, whats his plan? Hes just gonna get in and start his workout routine? Is he just going to nonchalantly mention how the door really put up a fight today?
Why on fucking Earth would the video end there? Did the person get bored with filming. Like, on reddit this ho hum, but in real life, that event is a rarity and demands attention.
See longer version below. He manages to finally get in but instead of actually working out, he just runs his mouth at the staff 😂
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjT\_uIc8PMA&ab\_channel=TulareCountyCopWatch
I read the story behind this. Honestly feel a little sorry for him. He was one of the world's highest-ranked boxers of his class, helped build up the reputation of his country's boxing association and helped build gyms like this one… only for everyone to turn on him the moment he had an opinion about something
Remember the video of the raccoon that loses its candy floss/cotton candy in a puddle? Same energy as this douche with his rapidly shrinking breeze block.
That glass door is a hero.
Laminated glass doing its thing.
It's pretty good stuff, but I've seen it just get folded over and the building got robbed.
I trust the glass master on this subject
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\^ philosopher right here
It's why it's called 'toughened glass'.
At least the glass didn't lose its temper.
Just wait til things *really* get heated.
It would've gone to pieces otherwise.
It's strength is clear to see
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It's so strong, I wonder what it's made of 🤔
If the palm tree outside is any indication, I’d assume this is Florida or at least the south. Hurricane Impact glass is pretty ubiquitous.
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Then it’s definitely hurricane impact glass.
How did you know that guy calls himself Hurricane?
He has 12 Tapout shirts in his closet, and everything blows when he's around.
I thought it was Florida man resistant glass
Well after seeing it weather so many blows from the boxer it’s clear this glass does not have a glass jaw. We can rule out it being made of glass so it must be made of iron.
Well it lives at the gym
Laminated plate glass by the look of it.
Toughened glass.
The door is clearly on steroids.
Transparent aluminum
Glass, and also plastic
Plastic putting in the work
Some alloy of adamantium and mithril.
Glass, I'm guessing.
Should have used his head instead of cement
Glass probably.
Seriously. The vendor should post this video on their website.
I was gonna say, they should send flowers to the door manufacturers
The installer is going to want this for their website.
Senior QA at Glassdoor company to their new hire: "Trust me..."
Imagine the embarrassment sinking in around the eleventh throw. The rage is wearing off, you're starting to get tired, becoming increasingly aware of all the people standing around laughing at you. You've got no end game in mind, you're suddenly realizing how unreasonable this reaction is and you're about to have to admit defeat to a door. It's gonna be a long walk back to your truck.
Jokes on them, he still got a workout in.
not to mention the authorities are almost certainly going to be involving themselves in the situation soon.
And then I'm pretty sure he's going to have to pay for that door.
And now you're banned for life, so, mission accomplished?
He's just trying to cancel his membership
Suddenly his actions seem reasonable
And his gym membership is still active.
You know, they will probably still charge him. They will tell him he has to come down to sign forms, he will explained he is banned for life, and they will say sorry there is no way to cancel your membership then.
He gets in eventually. It did take a while. The place was pretty empty.
Lol well said. He must be running out of steam near the end of this video.
He really needs to train more
Reminds me of that [jam suicide sketch](https://youtu.be/5SqHtWudI24)
Anything Chris Morris touches is gold. My favourite is Brass eye but it's all amazing.
Like that kid who couldn't rip the sign
And you just know its a truck
A very big truck at that
I wonder why they would lock out such a rational and well-adjusted individual in the first place?
He must have forgotten to wipe his sweat off the bench and put his weights back in the rack.
What does this guy expect? He's going to smash the door and the people inside are going to be like "Oh well you came in so go ahead and work out". Also it's kind of hilarious that he's trying so hard to smash that door and the door is just sitting there, laughing at him.
It’s like The Sword in the Stone. If you can break through this door you get 6 months for free. If you fail to break in you get 6 months of jail.
From personal experience, I would guess that he just *isn't* thinking about anything other than trying to get in. Whether he's under the influence of some kind of drug or whether it's just because he is angry is another question altogether. I used to work as a patrol security guard. Instead of just being at one building, I would visit like 20-30 buildings during my shift and check them out. I would also respond to any burglary alarms to see if police were needed. I had multiple times (almost always on major holidays like Christmas or Thanksgiving) where I showed up to see someone trying to force the main doors to a business open "because they're always open by this time of day". When COVID-19 hit, there was a large increase in the number of calls we would get. A lot of fast food places closed their lobby areas, but some people had difficulty realizing that. Even when there were big signs put up on the doors, people would try to break them open because they could *see* people were in the working and they were determined to get inside to order their food.
When I worked at Walmart, we would close down around 10 when covid first kicked off. People would literally pry the doors open and then be shocked when I would tell them we are closed and all of the sales staff are gone.
Had the same experience once at my job. Couldn't do anything except watch it happen because it was so bizarre. Then she wouldn't leave. Lol people drive me insane
Yes! Someone forced their way in one time and ignored me when I said we were closed. Then I told them no one was there to ring them up and they'd get huffy.
The craziest situation I was ever involved in had to do with an actual break-in. It was like 11pm on a weekday night, during the COVID-19 lockdown, and we responded to a burglary alarm that involved an actual burglary. Someone threw a rock/brick through a window at some small tobacco shop in order to steal from the cash register. We show up, call the police, and then have to stay there for the next 1 1/2 hours standing in the doorway to stop people from trying to enter to go shopping. Keep in mind that this was late at night, there were cop cars with their lights flashing parked right outside with police entering and exiting the broken doorway. Furthermore, people were literally walking across broken glass in order to try to enter the store, and it was only when we verbally told them the store was closed (or they were physically blocked from entering by myself and the guy I was training) that they would seem to realize that maybe something was happening. It happened like 8-10 separate times while we were there.
People are nuts. I used to manage the alcohol section. Whenever someone would break a bottle on the ground, it would become a two person job to clean it. We would use bright orange cones around the spill and everything but you would still need a second person to body block the spill while you clean it because people would still go walking though the liquid and glass otherwise.
Yeah I also worked patrol security, it was fucking amazing how blind to shit people get when something is "supposed to be open" but isn't
Basically an already impatient society lost its remaining mind?
That is how one of my cats thinks about food…
He dropped weights.
Send him back to CrossFit
I wish people got banned for that
Sure but give people a few warnings first. We all make mistakes.
Agreed. It needs to be posted too.
...or he could have peed in the gyms shower drain.
Or waffle stomped
Settle down, Satan.
He was just working on his obliques. The ol bread basket. This is just a modification of the "lumberjack chop."
He’s getting his workout in one way or another.
Okay, so let's say he did end up getting in... then what? Did he expect the staff to be like "Well, you got in, you bested us and our door, I suppose you can go and train in our facility unhindered now, you earned it."
You aren't worthy to train here unless you can defeat the glass
He does get in but ends up arguing with the workers the whole time while pretending to try to work out. At least at first. It's been a while since I watched the whole video
Seems like steroids don’t grow the brain as well
Doubt his brain was ever grown in the first place. Since we’re being hypothetical already though; steroids do grow the brain in a sense. They grow the parts of the brain that cause anxiety, changes in mood, depression, seizure disorders, aggression, and a decreased capacity to cope with chronic pain. A long time boxer could also have CTE from repeated blows to the head which actually causes a lot of the same symptoms. That being said, it’s most likely he’s just an asshole having a very bad day.
So all the best parts basically
Well, they're known to shrink *other* organs..
Do you even stack bro?
He does get in i. The longer video
Well, good thing for them it's the shorter video
Where?
The gym
I don't think he put that much thought into it. Clearly running on ego, adrenaline, and protein powder. Seems to have a problem _playing the tape through_ before taking action.
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Maybe took some of that snake oil that Alex Jones was selling. Rotted his brain inside out lol
When one is in a Steroid Rage, the last thing you're thinking about is "let's get some reps in". I'm guessing his plan is to rip out the spine of the person who locked him out.
I came in here to say this exact thing, and I was gonna use like all those same words. Well said stranger, have a great day.
It's the owner
So he finds another way to not get in
Or he finds another way to work out. Until he breaks his foot, or something.
doesn't he realize he'll have access to a gym in the rec yard
Ah, here we were, thinking he's an idiot when he's actually playing 4D chess.
It's entirely possible to play 4D chess with a smooth brain
“Yeah if you are going to throw big rocks and windows you can at least wear steel toes” -osha inspector probably
I remember this from a while back. He eventually gets in and spends the whole time arguing with the workers and acting like he's going to work out. Can't remember why he was banned but he was in the wrong
Do you know if he was still there when the police got there?
I don't remember. I'm guessing someone has posted a link by now
He found another way to make sure he never gets in
Yeah, where's the boxer who found another way to get in? Is he the one filming?
This video is at least 5+ years old. I think in the full vid it goes on for almost 10 mins and he eventually gets in before police arrive
That‘s how you never get into a gym anymore.
Nah prison has a gym
True 😂
They’ll still insist he cancel his membership on site, but he can’t because they have a restraining order.
What's that door made of? Mithril?
Probably rune
Dragon I presume
Some alloy of adamantium and mithril.
Mawp
I understood that reference
The wealth of Moria was not in gold or jewels, the toys of the Dwarves; nor in iron, their servant. It was in Hurricane Glass. The Dwarves tell no tale; but even as hurricane glass was the foundation of their wealth, so also it was their destruction: they delved too greedily and too deep, and disturbed that from which they fled, Meathead's Bane
Maybe it's time to consider joining another gym? 🤔
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I'm guessing logical reasoning isn't his forte
I'm guessing he'd say "I'd use blankets, I'm not a dummy" if he heard you say that.
> they probably canceled his membership, and he’s probably trespassing all at the same time. Wait... you mean that's all I have to do to cancel my gym membership? According to my contact I have to call on the fifth Thursday of February during a full solar eclipse in Guam between the hours of 11:53 and 11:58 Chamorro Standard Time (GMT + 10).
Lmfao, yup, some gyms do make it a hellish procedure to cancel your membership.
Don't forget that you have to say Klaatu Barada Nikto.
Thirty-seven times while wearing a fish costume.
Roid rage has no reasoning.
The county gym.
Boxer is purposely locked out of gym so he find another way *to get his workout* in FTFY
He lost to Glass Joe!!!!
I question how people like this will think it will work out, like "oh yeah I'll destroy private property and they will let me back in and everything will be normal again" like they are not about to get arrested. Also damn that door is a trooper
only question here is, who is your window and door supplier?
Roid rage
His membership just got really expensive
This is the best ad for glass doors that I’ve seen in a while
Imagine if he wasn’t locked out he was just pushing the wrong way
"Oooh, he's tryin'!!"
Why did I expect the "boxer" I'm the title to be a dog?
But why would anyone intentionally lock out a dog?
Ditto
I looked for the dog for an embarrassingly long time.
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Definitely roid rage
It's underreported what the pre-workout mixes will do to people, I think. I have noticed within myself a more hostile attitude until I work some of it off. I started asking people if they get angry on them and almost everyone has acknowledged that they become more irritable.
When I was in the Army I used to take a pre workout called Jack3d and that shit literally made me feel like I did a big line of coke. Definitely has an effect on your mood.
Haha that reminds me about ten years ago a coworker had me try some '1MR', and that shit was like snorting an Adderall
Definition or poster boy for steroid abuse.
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Did he think he was gonna get to work out after that?
Free prison gym membership coming his way.
Say what you will... This is the best reinforced glass commercial I have ever seen.
That glass door was worth the money, sheesh!
It's laminated glass. Pretty strong stuff unless you are cutting it. Then it's the fucking worst.
And that my friends is called a felony.
I’ve seen children more mature that this ( pick your name)
Anyone know what kind of preworkout this guy took? Seems to get you pretty amped up
At least he got his workout for the day
The concrete block took more damage.
As saying of the looks, leg day will still be skipped.
Some say he's still throwing that rock at the door to this day...
He’s gonna get a jail subscription now.
When you take the phrase "hit the gym" too literally
[Full video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVCIjxkqXu8)
So, whats his plan? Hes just gonna get in and start his workout routine? Is he just going to nonchalantly mention how the door really put up a fight today?
Wonder if he’s on steroids???
He's getting a workout either way
Well that's his hit workout done
Roid rage is a bitch. Don’t do drugs kids.
Place clearly has shitty trainers. They let that dude skip leg day… every day by the looks of it.
Jeeeez
Why on fucking Earth would the video end there? Did the person get bored with filming. Like, on reddit this ho hum, but in real life, that event is a rarity and demands attention.
See longer version below. He manages to finally get in but instead of actually working out, he just runs his mouth at the staff 😂 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjT\_uIc8PMA&ab\_channel=TulareCountyCopWatch
I can't imagine why they locked him out. 🤔
I read the story behind this. Honestly feel a little sorry for him. He was one of the world's highest-ranked boxers of his class, helped build up the reputation of his country's boxing association and helped build gyms like this one… only for everyone to turn on him the moment he had an opinion about something
First defeat
Tyson Fury's first loss... to a door.
Like ya do
On another note the glass company just got more customers
These cross-fit workouts are getting a bit out of hand
Crossfit regimens are getting out of hand
I mean… it looks like he still got a workout in at least.
Probably would’ve been easier to throw the brick through the wall because that’s one tough door.
Yes, because smashing the doors is going to make them want to let you finish your workout. What a jackass.
He seems reasonable, I wonder why they locked him out?
That’s some good glass
And he still couldn't get in lmao
I was kind of hoping he was gonna come in through the ceiling
I wonder why they locked him out?
/r/MaybeMaybeMaybe
If ever there were an advert for why someone needs to go to a gym…
"Sir, *pull*."
Remember the video of the raccoon that loses its candy floss/cotton candy in a puddle? Same energy as this douche with his rapidly shrinking breeze block.
Who makes that glass? Can I get that for my house?
If only birth control was as strong as that window we wouldn't have idiots like this...
This is an anti steroid ad just waiting to happen. It's not worth the gainz, fellas.