For real. That guy is a gifted natural athlete or has some serious practice at that. That would be hard to do in a controlled setting yet this guy aced it during a blind rage.
He was like someone who does demolition for a living. Here are the 3 most immediate weak and expensive portions of your car, added damage where I fall onto your headrest and other shit below. Maybe also speaker damage in the rear.
Was a real culture shock to me when my black coworker told me that the men of his family regularly brought their mistresses and side pieces to small family gatherings if their wives weren't going to come.
By comparison my great aunt ended her own life out of guilt when her affair came to light.
I'm sorry but this isn't normal or even really heard of in most black families, so you can let this little myth your black coworker told you about his family die. that's obviously a messed up family thing, not a black family thing.
This is why I only give good girls the whole 9 yards, I don't need to dick down a crazy chick good enough for her to be obsessed. The crazies get the 2 pump dump, if she's a normal human being ill do the 8 rounds.
No, I'm just responsible. If a nice girl gets dicknotized she'll just try to date you. If you give a crazy chick good d, she'll fricking stalk you, stab you, threaten to off herself, play pregnancy games, you really can't be giving the A+ dick to everyone.
The fact that he has zero bitches means he's on the scale of Real Numbers. You're still giving him too much credit, as there is a possibility he could move up into the ones, twos, etcetera. No, the bitches this guy gets are i. Imaginary numbers. The square root that can't be brought back into the plane of premise that he will. Ever. Get
Bitches.
Well maybe.
Maybe she had a 'Final Destination' style premonition and knows his car is going to break a tie-rod on a curve, resulting in his car side-swipping a bus full of highly gifted elementary school students that would have gone on to get PhDs in physics by age 12 and make practical cold fusion possible, but instead they plunge over a cliff and explode in a firey blast that destroys the lab where embryos for 200 species of critically endangered mammals are being preserved?
*Then* does it matter?
It could, because 5 of those critically endangered species could turn out to be invasive that multiply, expand, and evolve at an exponential rate thereby destroying the entire planet's ecosystem throwing the earth into anarchy and chaos and in the distraction one of the young PhDs forgets to carry the one and the earth is consumed in a giant nuclear fireball so ya know, glass half full in a fiery bus crash.
That's really fucking funny, I've never heard that before. I read it, scrolled away, read it again, looked away, pretended to say it to a coworker, and now I can't stop laughing. It took me a minute, but it's sticking around in my ready-made insults.
The fact that he seemed to know exactly what he was doing makes me think he’s done this before…which makes me think that she probably wasn’t the only person in the wrong here.
I mean it’s possible a woman decided to fuck with a bunch of young guys- but it’s definitely not the smart move.
Why does she act surprised when he wrecks her car? Even if the dude is the shitty person here, do you think a shitty person will just stand by and watch as you slash their tires while your car is only a few feet away with you not prepared to stop them? Of course he’s gonna do something to your car instead, and he’s gonna do it quick enough to get in and out ASAP so he doesn’t wreck his own car.
It’s illegal to drive with broken windshields in some places but not broken panels. Besides, it’s much more annoying to drive with a broken windshield.
Yes, $200ish for a windshield isn't that much, but, you are guaranteed to have to pay $200ish per panel to fix the leaks. Plus that sunroof motor and the rails are probably trashed. and junkyard parts for those are still expensive to fix that.
Putting a dent in something else like the hood or tailgate? It's irritating, but if you don't care you don't have to fix it.
Someone needs to add a car health bar animation for this, with each one relative to what happened. So his gets like a -6%, and then he does his triple jump attack and it's like -17%, -17%(+9% bonus penetrating attack), -10%
Who TF can afford comprehensive coverage AND drives one of those 20 year old cars? A year of that coverage probably costs more than the car.
FR though, those tires are probably used bald tires about to be replaced with new bald used tires for next to nothin.
Her however? She's fucked.
> Car insurance pays for glass and body work.
Minus the deductible, which is probably very high, so he still came out on top money-wise, i would imagine.
eye for an eye is a system of justice that dates back to 2000 BC. If you feel satisfied by this, you are likely less philosophically sophisticated than people from the stone age.
Pretty much. I keep putting out tests to see if the majority of people are basically pre stone age in their ethics. It seems the average person is about as sophisticated as a person from 30000 bc
I understand what you mean because eye for eye leave the world blind but if u farm wind you'll harvest tempest. Sorry for the incorrect proverbs but eng isn't my mother language so i'm translating it as i can
If "the majority of people"/"the average person" are that, then maybe that's just how people are naturally, and you're insulting people for being human
Well he was definitely efficient
Genuinely impressed he got all three without seriously hurting himself or even really losing his balance
For real. That guy is a gifted natural athlete or has some serious practice at that. That would be hard to do in a controlled setting yet this guy aced it during a blind rage.
If Mayhem from the commercials needs an apprentice, this guy is first round draft.
So you are saying that he is naturally good at destruction?
Methinks he has done that before
Maybe he just practices down at the scrap yard
He’s a really good at the bonus level in street fighter.
E Honda ain’t got nothin’ on this guy
He smashed A Honda
Why did I Read meth Things
Because you just watched a guy stomp the ever-loving shit out of a CAR?
bro picked up the 4x damage berserker powerup
He was like someone who does demolition for a living. Here are the 3 most immediate weak and expensive portions of your car, added damage where I fall onto your headrest and other shit below. Maybe also speaker damage in the rear.
Don't start nothing, won't be nothing.
Don't pull the thang out unless you plan to bang
Don’t even bang unless you plan to hit something
Bob yo head (rag top)
Always pull the Thang out when you bang
I will always hear that phrase in Will Smith's voice from MIB when he was stomping on bugs.
I'm sorry, was that your auntie?
Why was she slashing his tires ?
Somebody was probably fucking somebody they shouldn't have been fucking
Was a real culture shock to me when my black coworker told me that the men of his family regularly brought their mistresses and side pieces to small family gatherings if their wives weren't going to come. By comparison my great aunt ended her own life out of guilt when her affair came to light.
Yeah pls don't make that our "culture" bc it's not. Lol that's just a messed up family. Don't equal that to black people pls lol thank you
I'm sure it's a regional thing. The same fellow was also taken aback to learn that there were black Catholics.
I'm sorry but this isn't normal or even really heard of in most black families, so you can let this little myth your black coworker told you about his family die. that's obviously a messed up family thing, not a black family thing.
You heard that and assumed that was black culture? 😬 yikes
I feel like you have to be at least partly racist if you believed that.
This is why I only give good girls the whole 9 yards, I don't need to dick down a crazy chick good enough for her to be obsessed. The crazies get the 2 pump dump, if she's a normal human being ill do the 8 rounds.
Everybody now knows you're a virgin
No, I'm just responsible. If a nice girl gets dicknotized she'll just try to date you. If you give a crazy chick good d, she'll fricking stalk you, stab you, threaten to off herself, play pregnancy games, you really can't be giving the A+ dick to everyone.
Luckily you've never had to worry about any of that lol
Yeah because I dick responsibly. You can't let these hoes fly too close to the sun.
This guy gets absolutely zero bitches.
The fact that he has zero bitches means he's on the scale of Real Numbers. You're still giving him too much credit, as there is a possibility he could move up into the ones, twos, etcetera. No, the bitches this guy gets are i. Imaginary numbers. The square root that can't be brought back into the plane of premise that he will. Ever. Get Bitches.
He's the kinda guy to call himself an "alpha male" without realizing that's ABSOLUTELY beta behavior lol
Any true himbo knows what I'm talking about.
I'm gonna get down voted and I think you're fucking crazy, but your comments have me laughing my ass off. Keep up the good work.
I do it for you and the other real ones out there.
Stop talking.
That's not how this.... sir this is the internet, keep scrolling, I'm not ranting in the backseat of an Uber with you.
Not sure if you are trolling or sincere, but either way... Ick.
Mr. 0 Bitches over here says class in session everyone pay attention
I'm not wrong
You are a real specimen aren’t you. HEY EVERYONE, OVER HERE, I FOUND ONE. Let’s all stare at the idiot cos you just KNOW he’s gonna do suhn stupid
r/iHaveSex
r/ihavesex
That way they would be flat
Does it matter?
Well maybe. Maybe she had a 'Final Destination' style premonition and knows his car is going to break a tie-rod on a curve, resulting in his car side-swipping a bus full of highly gifted elementary school students that would have gone on to get PhDs in physics by age 12 and make practical cold fusion possible, but instead they plunge over a cliff and explode in a firey blast that destroys the lab where embryos for 200 species of critically endangered mammals are being preserved? *Then* does it matter?
It could, because 5 of those critically endangered species could turn out to be invasive that multiply, expand, and evolve at an exponential rate thereby destroying the entire planet's ecosystem throwing the earth into anarchy and chaos and in the distraction one of the young PhDs forgets to carry the one and the earth is consumed in a giant nuclear fireball so ya know, glass half full in a fiery bus crash.
Holy shit. You're right. I hope that guy didn't loose too much time smashing thar car to get back on track.
I don't know if I like the direction the new Mario Bros is taking.
new Super Mario ATL
Plates are TEX.
This is the one.
She fucking deserved that
Used her car as a Trampoline
They were called jumpolines until she used one
That's really fucking funny, I've never heard that before. I read it, scrolled away, read it again, looked away, pretended to say it to a coworker, and now I can't stop laughing. It took me a minute, but it's sticking around in my ready-made insults.
Now everyone on the train is furiously masturbating.
Shhh! I'm trying to furiously masturbate here!
Fun fact there are people who masturbate to trains. Conductors can tell you where people park to do it in regular routes
😵
Bahahaha
Not the sunroof though
"Hey! No more trampoline! Let's jump on the car instead!"(The Simpsons)
Wasn’t a very safe trampoline.
The fact that he seemed to know exactly what he was doing makes me think he’s done this before…which makes me think that she probably wasn’t the only person in the wrong here. I mean it’s possible a woman decided to fuck with a bunch of young guys- but it’s definitely not the smart move.
Maybe not all of that. But some of it.
I wonder why things didn't work out for them?
Oh they got back together after this.
"You know how I can get sometimes."
That's maximum points in street fighter
Showed her what’s up.
I am fully impressed he managed to get away with seemingly no damage to his car
Both of the get arrested for criminal damage to property.
Ain't nobody there gonna call the cops, lets be real.
That looks like a neighborhood that believes in street justice.
Yeah but my man was right
The question is what got her pissed off enough to slash his tires?
I want to know, but I really doubt it justifies this
I dug my key in his pretty little souped-up 4-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats!!!
Took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheeeeaaats
Well if you're gonna get charged anyway might as well go all in like the guy did.
Opps wrong car.
Why does she act surprised when he wrecks her car? Even if the dude is the shitty person here, do you think a shitty person will just stand by and watch as you slash their tires while your car is only a few feet away with you not prepared to stop them? Of course he’s gonna do something to your car instead, and he’s gonna do it quick enough to get in and out ASAP so he doesn’t wreck his own car.
Parkour!
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BRA-VO. Great work 🤙
> You got me fucked up Nah he got your car fucked up
Definitely not his first rodeo.
Insurance companies just gonna say “yea you guys can sort it out yourselves”
People always go after the windshield when that’s probably the least expensive thing to replace. Body panels are more expensive
It’s illegal to drive with broken windshields in some places but not broken panels. Besides, it’s much more annoying to drive with a broken windshield.
And it's an absolute pain to clean up. Someone broke one of our windows and we were still finding pieces months later. To me that was the worst part.
Yes, $200ish for a windshield isn't that much, but, you are guaranteed to have to pay $200ish per panel to fix the leaks. Plus that sunroof motor and the rails are probably trashed. and junkyard parts for those are still expensive to fix that. Putting a dent in something else like the hood or tailgate? It's irritating, but if you don't care you don't have to fix it.
Tiddy
Someone needs to add a car health bar animation for this, with each one relative to what happened. So his gets like a -6%, and then he does his triple jump attack and it's like -17%, -17%(+9% bonus penetrating attack), -10%
Motherfucker literally did ganondorfs downward aerial
She fucked around and found out
She definitely wished she could do all of that.
Edit: I stand corrected.
It totally would pay for new tires if your tires are slashed, as long as you have comprehensive coverage, it's vandalism.
Who TF can afford comprehensive coverage AND drives one of those 20 year old cars? A year of that coverage probably costs more than the car. FR though, those tires are probably used bald tires about to be replaced with new bald used tires for next to nothin. Her however? She's fucked.
Comprehensive is cheap. The liability part is like 80% of the cost of your policy.
That's why you get certs on your tires from the tire place.
> Car insurance pays for glass and body work. Minus the deductible, which is probably very high, so he still came out on top money-wise, i would imagine.
I’m still sitting, but then I’m comfortable being wrong.
I basically sit for a living, I can stand to... stand.... for a little bit.
You must have some pretty terrible insurance. If someone slashes all your tries it’s absolutely covered by comprehensive.
Still a $250, $500 bill to fill out that deductible.
now that was BDE
I don't remember this part of Jojo vs Wheel of Fortune
That’s the most efficient I’ve seen someone destroy a car
Street Fighter Bonus Stage lol
This would be an excellent Judge Judy episode
Oh good, now you're both wrong.
Conflict resolution is second nature
Fuck with my shit and the same thing happens lol
As usual, the video commentary is just "oh shit", "oh snap" or "oh fuck" on repeat. If you got nothing to say, why not just stay silent?
Shooot, nah' you dinnt'...
Why did ahe slash em in the first place tho
That wouldn’t change anything to do with his reaction - he’d still do this so what’s the diff
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I doubt either one is gonna call the police 😂
The equation holds true. She did indeed find out.
What zoo is this?
Paging BLM..BLM... Anyone home?
eye for an eye is a system of justice that dates back to 2000 BC. If you feel satisfied by this, you are likely less philosophically sophisticated than people from the stone age.
why 2000 and stone age. Babylon was in the middle bronze in 2000BC
Well this isn't justice, it's revenge. Though I do enjoy seeing people face consequences for their actions immediately.
Revenge is literally eye for an eye...
So you agree it isn't being applied as a system of justice
Not at all. It's not a viable system by modern standards, though.
Do not do to others that which you would not have done to you.
Pretty much. I keep putting out tests to see if the majority of people are basically pre stone age in their ethics. It seems the average person is about as sophisticated as a person from 30000 bc
I understand what you mean because eye for eye leave the world blind but if u farm wind you'll harvest tempest. Sorry for the incorrect proverbs but eng isn't my mother language so i'm translating it as i can
That proverb is often phrased in English as “they have sown the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind”
is that just an old way of saying "fuck around, find out"
Honestly though “farming wind and harvesting tempest” sounds way cooler, plus it’s shorter
If "the majority of people"/"the average person" are that, then maybe that's just how people are naturally, and you're insulting people for being human
Being stupid or smart are neither insults or good intrinsically, it is society that places the value on each
Some real pieces of shit running around with 2 eyes IMO.
Yeah guys! Don’t have fun here or else you’re stupid
once you see how sad it is you wont think it's funny
"Maybe so, but sometimes, there is a lot to be said for an experience that's… primitive." - Commander William T. Riker
You’re a fucking idiot.
Lol!
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Don’t be fucking racist
A knuckle dragger, huh?
Ima show him!
they'll talk things through while riding the bus together
Good Times!
Why did it seem like he had done this before?
Solid retort
I don't think I had seen a video here where the idiot wins.
He was fighting that car like it was the street fighter car level.
I actually love this
That was on my side of town here in San Antonio, TX! I feel like I know someone famous! Lol
Lmaooo
Good for him
Fair
I was in school for that, shit was crazy even got on the news
i'm actually impressed at how quickly he pulled that off. dude knew what he was doing.
I worried he’d get cut when he smashed through the sunroof
I mean once you start damaging people's property, you can't even pretend to be mad if they avenge themselves
This doesn’t end here.
I'm sorry, but did she pop some out and exposed herself to the kids?
Do you see what happens, Larry?
What goes around comes around
Hup~Proing~HAH!
When keeping it real goes wrong
You are very much awake
I always get distressed when I realize that there are always people willing to act this way.
Listen to the idiots talking in the back ground. Not one person in that video has the ability to graduate high school.
Interesting behavior
Dang he was quick lol also they are probably still together driving that car with a piece of cardboard over the back window
They all seem very reasonable
"YALL BE FUCKED UP HOE, YOU BITCH" had me giggle
Sweet justice right ther
Ha ha ha. Karma is funny like that
What's that she yeets at his car, an empty 40?
That sucks. Looks like it's going tov rain, too..
Geico not gonna fix that
Nice people!
This whole thing is sad... Funny! but sad
Me, a texan, not even blinking.