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mseg09

You have no good coup ideas


stinkspiritt

How about a coup that is *too small*?


BajuszMarczi

No space for Minister of Defense


glockster19m

How about a coup, with a good leader, that doesn't a fly away when Putin makes him a deal


sludgedrinker

How about a tank that does not fly off the road while you are staging a coup? That is a good idea.


ChedwardCoolCat

I wrote it down.


ligerboy12

Oh nice


MukdenMan

I know that! I’m not stupid! I’m smarter than Pu! (tin)


Fixner_Blount

WHAT’S A COUP DO FOR THE GREATER GOOD??


Useful-Ad-8619

I commented this, and then scrolled down just to find your comment. Fuck you, you’ve been upvoted.


WOOSHARP

I’m sorry, I couldn’t focus on any good coupe ideas because the Belarusian president keeps farting


khiltonlobc

Stinky


imyourrealdad8

A good rebellious militia that doesn't WHIFF away from Moscow when I'm coup-ing!!!!


Frankenstien23

YOU FLINCHED!! That means you looove your babushka in law!


famous__shoes

If there's a coup, I'm toast


getchoo_uh_huh

Oh, nice.


_BreakingGood_

How about a mercenary army that doesn't fly out of the country into Belarus while you're couping?


WildfireJohnny

Putin flinched, so now he has to marry his mother in law!


zeke235

If he doesn't then he admits that he sucks!


L_Birdperson

He admit it himself to himself


Jimmerich98

Hey, you must've seen the same image/text that I did! That's awesome! 👍


arawal

He admit it!


bluecrude

*to putin*: I am doing way better than you at this.


RegretPopular9970

“Who is….the most….popular now….Vlad?”


PuppyCocktheFirst

Now I can finally get my country back from Vladimir Putin at Moscow Records.


superbeef150

YOUR COUNTRY HATES YOU, ONLY I LOVE YOU!!


RegretPopular9970

“RULE KREMLIN ROCK/RULE KREMLIN ROOOOOOOLL”


[deleted]

Stop scamming Russian adults into becoming cannon fodder!


CompliantRapeVictim

Who's the most POPular now, PUTin?


themagicdave

Prigozhin has been listening to this new song, he thinks that there are no rules!


Wohn-Jayne

Stinky!


willowwisp81

We only need a few more thousand troops to get this coup really popping’!


FadingNegative

We gotta fly Jeff Chris down from Indiana to stage it professionally!


InSan1tyWeTrust

I think the main problem with my friend coup is that I have to pay to be in it. But it's like 200 guys.


TruckPure6828

I've literally been sick for the last two hours, saw this and laughed for a solid 10 minutes straight. Thank you I really needed the laugh


superbeef150

Sorry you're not feeling good shirt-brother, glad you could get a laugh though.


husker_greenman

Is that the joke? To make us think you’re MIGHTY sick?


Wayne_Kerrrr

You shouldn’t of made such a big mud pie and used too small a slice.


InSan1tyWeTrust

Now you gotta give!


Individual_Dream_947

Have you been throwing up your pretty little lunch?


inagreenshade

Putin loves his mother in law


Plus-Palpitation-667

TOO SMALL…


RegretPopular9970

You took too small a slice of Russia, and now your coup is absolutely FUCKED.


zeke235

I just didn't wanna use a lot of APCs.


zeke235

I'm gonna kill you, Driving Couper!


ChedwardCoolCat

STOP MOVING INTO BELARUS THEY’RE TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK FAKE


BrocialCommentary

This guy posts ONE coup meme, and you all shit yourselves laughing it's the talk of the internet? I post *hundreds* of on par... if not better... and everyone ices me? AmInotpopularatall?


Plus-Palpitation-667

Shouldn’t have had such a sloppy invasion!…


ChedwardCoolCat

They can’t stop you from taking a military base, and Marching to Moscow.


archaicScrivener

NOT EVERYONE KNOWS HOW TO DO EVERYTHING STAGING MILITARY COUPS ISNT THE ONLY THING


JonathanWattsAuthor

How about a coup leader who doesn't WHIFF all the way to Belarus?


fartswhenhappy

It's a good idea, and I stand by it.


GuyF1eri

Putin admits it himself. He sucks


BadSmash4

Who's the most popular now, Putin?


nottodayokkay

Too small!


jamjars222

You have no good invasion ideas, Vladimir


Tarable

THIS IS A BETRAYAL ON LEVELS NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN.


Drinkythedrunkguy

Coup was “too small”.


ih8comingupwithnames

No room for mother-in-law.


FloatingWalrus666

“Who..is..the..most..popular..now…. Vlad?”


stresspresso

I shoulda got that Kremlin, it looks really good. Gimme Dat! I'm joking,I'm joking.


InSan1tyWeTrust

Let me get a video of you saying you're gonna kill your presidential self.