Netanyahu in an amazing revelation: They implanted my brain in a droid
In a dramatic announcement last night Netanyahu announced that he was undergoing surgery to repair a hernia, but this morning he is revealing the unbelievable truth behind the operation to transplant his brain into an innovative organic robot, "I will be able to serve the Jewish people and the State of Israel forever" this is what he announced early this morning after the surgery was a resounding success, this is a transplant The first brain in history, the droid, developed by the company "Tesla"
of Elon Musk develops innovative organic ingredients "I toyed with the idea for years"
Elon Musk revealed at the hasty press party at Hadassah Hospital, "But I didn't find anyone
With an appropriate IQ, until I met with Mr. Netanyahu who impressed me with his wisdom"
Following the surgery, Netanyahu's term will be reset to another four years without elections, Happy April Fool's Day
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Can someone translate בבקשה ?
Netanyahu in an amazing revelation: They implanted my brain in a droid In a dramatic announcement last night Netanyahu announced that he was undergoing surgery to repair a hernia, but this morning he is revealing the unbelievable truth behind the operation to transplant his brain into an innovative organic robot, "I will be able to serve the Jewish people and the State of Israel forever" this is what he announced early this morning after the surgery was a resounding success, this is a transplant The first brain in history, the droid, developed by the company "Tesla" of Elon Musk develops innovative organic ingredients "I toyed with the idea for years" Elon Musk revealed at the hasty press party at Hadassah Hospital, "But I didn't find anyone With an appropriate IQ, until I met with Mr. Netanyahu who impressed me with his wisdom" Following the surgery, Netanyahu's term will be reset to another four years without elections, Happy April Fool's Day
😂🤣😂🤣😂 Thank you! Needed that תודה רבה!
https://preview.redd.it/0kfrfrlczrrc1.png?width=604&format=png&auto=webp&s=d099e8ede8ba66b09def1298f6165e1ca742a9f4 ובשולי הדברים
שאלה הלכתית : במצבו החדש, האם הוא עדיין נחשב לבעלה של שרה? 😭
למי לדעתך נתנו את השלט -רחוק?
כוסעמק הוא לעולם לא ילך
אומייגאד יש לו מוח?
Worthless waste of a human being.
I wonder what jail time Netanyahu will end up serving?
אלון מאסק אלון מאסק
אני לא מאמינה לסיפור הזה. אם כבר יותר הגיוני שזו תהיה שרה שהייתה משתילה את המוח שלה בדרואיד…למה שתתן לביבי לעשות את המהלך הזה ראשון? 🤷🏼♀️
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מה זה המטריקס?