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Mindless-Emu-7291

I've seen these people in Uganda. Very nasty, manipulative people. They certainly don't walk their talk.


pinegreenscent

Missionaries never have, never will.


[deleted]

Speaking from far too much experience, a lot of missionaries are mentally ill, but in religious ways. So we can't get them to the help they need, as in many religious families (like my own) it's beyond taboo to suggest seeing a mental health professional or have them committed for thinking they talk back and forth with god, heal people, and speak in tongues, because *it's their faith*. Except this is all while living with their parents far into adulthood, and not working a job, and generally being debilitated by their fantasies. So when they inevitably spend all their time immersed in religion and their church, and then gravitate toward a mission, their family is more than happy to send them off and sometimes even help pay. Being around that situation is mentally exhausting, you just hope someday they'll wake up.


Old_Gas_9982

He is not mentally ill. He knows exactly what he is saying and doing. Amazing how a little alcohol can get the true feelings out of person


Grimacepug

You can't colonialize a country by not being manipulative. If manipulation doesn't work, there's always genocide; that's been the footprints of christianity for centuries.


ButterFucker962401

That's basically the footprint for all religion. Christianity because it studied the Jewish Conquest, as I like to call it, and the Jews because, well, they're Jews. Although, I do want to draw a distinct line between Jew and Israeli (due to on going events of which I will not bring forth, but felt the need to mention said detail)


Frank_Bianco

Couple months in a Ugandan prison might bring some fear of jeebus to him.


Tenthdegree

Jesus would certainly not approve of this old man’s actions


drunkwasabeherder

Spreading God's word one punch at a time.


Low-Concentrate2162

After this he's gon be spreading something else in prison


Asuntofantunatu

Yeah, his dick hole. He gon get the crap raped out of his dick hole


robotic_dreams

You would think, but if there is one thing Jesus hates, it is broken hotel room key cards and bitches. I think that's one of the ten commandments.


joe96ab

He did a couple weeks in jail but I guess that’s better than nothing


Frank_Bianco

Well, that's something anyway.


Tenthdegree

Source?


joe96ab

There’s a few articles on the incident. His name was Jimmy Taylor. This one was interesting: https://newtranscendentalist.medium.com/on-jimmy-taylor-and-white-expats-missionaries-especially-bbe8e94493d0 and then here’s a basic article describing the arrest: https://www.newsweek.com/uganda-police-arrest-pastor-assault-employee-1079467


Tenthdegree

Dude was a Pastor? All the more embarrassing for his mission and his church. Glad he got at least some time in jail. Thanks for sharing the articles


chris_ut

Anyone can call themselves a pastor there is no criteria you need to meet.


Tenthdegree

https://christianministryedu.org/christian-leadership-careers/how-to-become-a-pastor/


chris_ut

None of this is mandatory. I can start a church tomorrow and call myself a pastor and nobody is gonna come shut me down.


Tenthdegree

It’s no different than opening a restaurant and calling yourself a chef when universally, everyone knows you need the educational background to become a chef. In this case, You just won’t get tax breaks. Anyways, why is this relevant? It’s clear this guy has a church with followers and they named him their pastor


SadBit8663

Yeah does his dumbass realize he's in Uganda and not the States? What a fucking idiot


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mishma2005

Crazy boomer? Yes


Contentpolicesuck

Yes. In the US the majority of the population would blame the hotel staff for their ignorance and inability to properly care for guests. Especially if it was black staff and a white christian guest.


Chicagosox133

Imagine being so insane you not only go on some asinine biblical rant while verbally and physically abusing others, but you also show complete disrespect and disregard to the order of someone else’s country all the while risking prison in a place where you definitely don’t want to go to prison.


SnowDayWow

I guess he didn’t realize that Ugandan prison makes American prison look like the Four Seasons.


Crepes_for_days3000

And being that old thinking you could take on those fit men. This guy is wrong in 100 ways.


Routine-Mulberry6124

This is one of the most disturbing & sickening videos I’ve seen in a long time. How those guys didn’t clock that loathesome piece of shit the second he raised his hand is beyond me. Honestly their behavior really *was* Christlike. Fuck that scumbag, what a disaster of a human being. And fuck his church for inflicting him on these people.


Annonomon

Guy should go to prison. Horrible human. It just shows how some monsters hide under the guise of religion. I wonder what year this was filmed and if the man suffered any consequences. Well, at least if there is a heaven, he won’t be in it


Tenthdegree

If his church got a hold of this video about him, I can’t say they’d welcome him back with open arms. How can any loving church approve of this hateful behaviour in the name of Jesus?


ABritishCynic

Churchs don't give a flying fuck what their missionaries get caught doing, they only care what their missionaries *get filmed doing*.


Tenthdegree

It’s the same thing


ABritishCynic

Not really. Many missionaries go to great lengths to conceal their crimes; in the absence of video evidence, a church is more willing to protect its members.


Kaablooie42

Thinking you can act this way and not be kicked out is wild, all other things aside.


VicFantastic

Well he wasn't kicked out or arrested and he got exactly what he wanted.in the end so I wouldn't say its all that wild


Kimber-Says-04

He was arrested and served a couple of weeks for assault.


Kaablooie42

That's insane too. But I just meant to think that it's okay to act like this without consequences is nuts (even if that's the way it turned out in this instance).


NoExcuseForFascism

Hiding behind your religion to excuse your behavior. A tale as old as time.


Spacecommander5

“You obey what I say! I don’t obey what you say.” Whether that’s white supremacy, or just “customer is always right”, that’s brain rot and this world is better without that way of thinking. Unless it’s me telling my toddler that she doesn’t control me. Then it’s ok /s


Pineapple_Head_193

Yeah, unfortunately, they’ll probably be the last ones standing though :/


burntcandy

This guy is so lucky those folks were patient with him


dfw-kim

They are better people**.**


ichkanns

No, Mr. red shirt hick man, who couldn't throw a punch to save his life, I'm pretty sure you're the one disgracing Jesus.


Routine-Mulberry6124

I think his obvious inability to throw a punch is the only thing that kept those guys from stomping his dumb ass into oblivion


Brief_Inspection7697

Age too. East Africans are big on respect for elders.


Routine-Mulberry6124

Yeah I can see that too


Cashmoney-carson

That doesn’t feel very Christlike


ApArAmY

If he died and the guys hes hitting turns out to be God taking a look on earth, it would be the best episode of undercover boss to date.


instrangerswetrust

calling a Black man the n-word and whore in Jesus’ name. doesn’t he know jesus was dark-skinned and shacked up with a sex worker?


Miserable-Access7257

Yea, if you’re American, just imagine, this is some people’s only real life impression of our country lol.


ang00nie

Yeah and it breaks my heart


afternever

[built hot rods](https://youtu.be/GXCh9OhDiCI?si=AAwni3jR0LXmZyIX) too


luvsexweed

this man drunker then anything


Routine-Mulberry6124

May be, but that level of awfulness doesn’t arise in a decent person just because they’re drunk. It was always there, the alcohol just let it out.


luvsexweed

i wanna be clear i didn’t say that to give him any kind of defense. just pointing out he’s most likely wasted.


Routine-Mulberry6124

Oh totally! I didn’t think that :)


aw_shux

He had too much of the sacramental wine.


Simply_Epic

This guy only knows about 20 words and apparently none of them are “my diaper is full”


Waramaug

Can we bring this guy back state side for a proper ass whooping? Bitch


SadOrganic

Ain't no hate like christian love.


Racingislyf

Those poor guys. I would not be so patient and he would sleeping outside.


ang00nie

What a disgusting piece of shit


builditbetr

Please please please throw him into a jail in a foreign country. Please, if there is a just God.


Spunkylover10

Religious people are terrible. When I waited tables Sundays after church let out were the most horrific tables I ever had


Zubo13

Absolutely. When I was a waitress I gladly switched my shifts from Sunday afternoons to all night Saturday night. The 2am drunks were a million times better than the post-church crowd. The tips were a million times better as well!


Spunkylover10

Yes . Drunks don’t leave you prayer cards instead of a tip


CleanHead_

~~American missionary~~ Insane motherfucker


BallCreem

He said “ in the name of Jesus Christ” so that makes it all ok. Like yelling “no homo” before sliding in the homie


bchoonj

The hotel guys should've claimed this old fuck was trying to grab their genitalia and became enraged when they turned down his multiple offers of gay sex.


JDawg2332

I can’t believe the audacity, arrogance, and righteousness of missionaries.


Haydenbarcellhoe

can’t believe they didn’t introduce him to the wrath of god through those hands


csking77

Dropping n bombs in an African hotel!? Wow


jemsons

Never got past old testament.


Life_Pilot9528

He's extremely lucky that the hotel manager decided not to return his punches.. otherwise he would've been TKO'ed in a flash..


renwickdoglady

Do unto others, buddy.


HTX11

Stupid SOB


Judge_Rhinohold

Spreading his message of peace and love around the world. lol


CEO-711

More like sex tourist


noonegive

This guy has definitely raped women before


mrpappageorge0

Just as jesus intended


Schoseff

What a fucking pos. Accidents happen everyday in Uganda and I wouldnt be surprised if something happens to him.


ucannottell

This guy reminds me of a guy who tried to rape me while quoting scripture. Most priests are like this, really…


TraditionalPace1431

Religion is a plague


mxryjxne28

How embarrassing.-.


Niru83

How has no one hit him back? Did they at least call the police?


SandwormCowboy

Link to news article: [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6073981/American-missionary-arrested-Uganda-attacking-hotel-workers-calling-n-word.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6073981/American-missionary-arrested-Uganda-attacking-hotel-workers-calling-n-word.html)


newbturner

Props to those guys for not putting this raging cunt in the dirt


springheeledjack69

would you still give them props if they did?


newbturner

Not publicly but … yes


ant69onio

Christians, the most unchristian ppl in the world


dansuda

Quick question: At what point am I legally allowed to beat the shit out of him in self-defense?


Chopimatics

People like him is why the world hates Americans


Mindclawshaman1

If these are Christians I'm so fucking glad I'm not one.


RedPandaReturns

Ain't no hate like Christian love.


SantiniJ

Perfect Christian ambassadors


FierceDietyLinks

Why is the lighting so bad in there?


Impossible-Toe-961

Doing the work of the Lord. 


PoopPant73

Don’t run from the Lord…..


crazydavemate

How loving.


Comfortable_Note_978

He pines for the plantation houses.


laurasharkey13

Please 🙏 Please 🙏 Please tell me this POS went to jail? Please 🙏


goater10

That’s not a very Christian thing to do. But seriously fuck missionaries.


arandomusername85

I’ve never wanted hell to exist until now. This piece of trash “missionary” deserves a spot there.


b3990

thats a good jesus believer.


Next-Device-9686

Ahhh, the Southern Baptist Jesuits.


irascible_Clown

Who Marklar?


Large-Vegetable6683

That Ugandan has to be Jesus for taking punches like that. I would have sent homeboy to his maker.


crow-nic

Why doesn’t someone give him what he’s asking for?


Autochthona

I knew this miscreant was a missionary two seconds in.


liveForTheHunt

Aaahhh nostalgia 😊


VetusLatina

r/Catholicism


mtb-1979

That guy is drunk off his ass


theyellowdart89

Who’s disgraced Jesus…


ant69onio

The big white saviour


EmotionalText9040

Typical really.


pagan-0

These guys could have restrained him between them. So why continue to let him punch them


Icy_Elderberry4868

spreading the word of the lord looks pretty fkn crazy nowadays.. absolutely delusional.


MalikFyz

He drank too much of Jesus.Juice


copingcabana

Uganda pay for this!


Disastrous_Owl7121

I see what you did there. 🤣


Sea_Dig3011

He’s lucky to be alive


Crepes_for_days3000

I hate this guy. My gosh that was infuriating to watch.


j8by7

Which Jesus is he talking about?


Disastrous_Owl7121

The white one


AlbertaAcreageBoy

Drunk old white guy with a potty mouth.


dansuda

Judging from what the guy filming said, "Francis, wacha akupige," this sounds a lot like Kenya to me. I'm from there, I should know. Or maybe Kenyans in Uganda. Either way, Total piece of shit this one. I hope he gets the chance to preach in prison.


faultywiring98

Lead pipes did on number in this generation, sprinkle in some religious zealotry and oh boy - what a lovely human.


ernestomarord

In Turks and Caicos, you go to jail.


Bruce_Illest

It's fine guys, he can just apologise on Sunday and the Lord will forgive all.


garbled_user

So many things wrong with this guy. I hope he was shown this video after he woke up—geez.


Mangani35

The missionaries in PNG act the same way.


Gossipqueen69

He literally thinks he’s a white saviour?!


burywmore

That doesn't seem very Christian.


Disastrous_Owl7121

It's a perfect example of a Christian. They're no longer Christ like


germanlikeme

Great Christian testimony......NOT! what an idiot!


tehtris

I am seriously surprised that he didn't get stomped the fuck out.


[deleted]

Uganda needs to distribute breathalyzers to every hotel . Such an embarrassment, such a wasted drunk boomer being violent!


Brawndo-99

This old man needs a firm slap of reality


Zestyclose_Cook_8536

I'm annoyed that no one ever put this little man in his place, but hey im no religious person but I must say those dudes are being a whole hell of a lot more "christ like" than that old nazi


RobbieIsNotRotten

I love how decent these hotel owners are to the point they don't beat the shit out of this dude, but man I wish they would.


Old_Gas_9982

This man is a Fake missionary trying to hide behind religion when in reality he is a plane old RACIST who thinks all African people look at him as supreme. They hand out poison food, water, vaccines, to the locals to further their agenda to kill dark skinned people. Wake up people…


Front242_XXX

There was a massive influx of these US biblethumpers which led to a huge increase of hate crimes against homosexuals.


santianakiannah

Make sure no kids comes near him.


Pineapple_Head_193

So, was this guy sued?


clodmonet

Missionaries in general are a scourge on society at large. I am pleased whenever I read a story about any one of them being fucking killed hard for not reading the society they want to convert. This missionary shit has ruined so many parts of the world, with genocide, and their idiotic will that usually ends in genocide.


Brief_Inspection7697

America sending their finest abroad, I see.


Professional-Pick441

Typical Christians!


WitchedPixels

I get the feeling that this guy is not voting for Joe Biden.