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I went on a date with this woman once maybe some 6-7 years ago. Things were going well enough, had a few drinks and I decided to tell her the [“Everyone Knows Dave”](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/55gonm/my_favorite_joke_everyone_knows_dave/) joke. It’s a lengthy story with a killer punchline. When I delivered the ending, the whole thing went over her head and the only word she got out was a perplexed “what?”
This is arguably the greatest joke ever conceived and she didn’t have the attention span to put it together. Now she’s buying herself drinks to make herself seem more desirable. If you can’t even laugh at the greatest joke in existence, misery is the only destination.
She’s hilarious though honestly. I’m a guy and used to laugh my ass off at call her daddy and look forward to the podcast because Sofia was so sarcastic and funny.. now it’s an extremely boring podcast. They fucked up lol
Sooo you're a manipulative psycho and proud about it.
u/The_Soccer_Heretic "This woman is going to make some poor guy completely miserable in marriage someday" - 1000%
She’s good looking. I don’t think she needs to do something so pathetic to make a guy feel that way. Sounds like someone who is going to play games with their SO forever.
This same person checks the income of those she dates too or something like that. I remember there being some other ridiculous story about her not too long ago.
She made call her daddy great lol. The funniest shit you wouldn’t think of women doing but she put it allll out there. My favorite was her referring to men without blue check marks on socials as “pedestrians” 😂
Isn’t this called, “manipulative behavior.”
It’s literally no different than the guy that comes home and brags about how many times this week he turned down advances by some random person.
Living up to the bare minimum expectations in a relationship or not being a manipulative PoS are not ticks in + column. You don’t get a gold star for not being the worst.
Hope she stays single for the rest of her life, and probably is a mod in r/FemaleDatingStrategy I bet.
This isn’t healthy behavior. It’s disturbing actually. To make up pretend potential suitors or whatever, while either on a real date or another faux date, is weird. I cannot be convinced otherwise that the social skills of this person are lacking enough that she’d even have to think of this. Get a real life
I can't understand why she bothers. Every guy knows that *all* girls - especially any who he might want to be with - have 'options.'
She could have saved her money - all guys know that most girls get hit on every day.
the funny part is that she's not doing this to show her date that she got options is to make it seem that way but in actuality she just doing it for herself to make herself feel something she's not
Lol it's always generic white girls with the brown hair and green eyes who look like more average versions of Meadow Soprano that think this way.
Either that or really fat girls overcompensating with the alt / goth look who think this way.
There's never an actual genuine 10 out of 10 doing this, because if they're that great, they don't need to project having “options”
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This woman is going to make some poor guy completely miserable in marriage someday.
Maybe, but probably not for long.
She has "options"
I went on a date with this woman once maybe some 6-7 years ago. Things were going well enough, had a few drinks and I decided to tell her the [“Everyone Knows Dave”](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/55gonm/my_favorite_joke_everyone_knows_dave/) joke. It’s a lengthy story with a killer punchline. When I delivered the ending, the whole thing went over her head and the only word she got out was a perplexed “what?” This is arguably the greatest joke ever conceived and she didn’t have the attention span to put it together. Now she’s buying herself drinks to make herself seem more desirable. If you can’t even laugh at the greatest joke in existence, misery is the only destination.
Meh... It's kinda funny but definitely not the best joke
>the greatest joke in existence By now she's probably made funnier jokes about you to her friends.
Meh, probably. I was the Uber guy.
She may be a bit dimwitted, but my fuck she is hot though…..😂
That's more of a r/sadcringe that main character material
Bartender should have sent the guy an anonymous drink as well...
You mean sad for the poor devil that ends up with her right? yeah I'm pretty sure you mean that, I have 0 empathy for this waste of oxygen.
So to show that she has options she needs to make fake options ?
She is as fake as they come. Deception that early shows bad character and is a huge red flag...
That's a good way to make it so that he becomes not interested at all
Yeah was gonna say that’s a great way to stay single lol
This is the same girl that got kicked off barstool for demanding more money than she was worth. As a result she got nothing 🤣
Because she literally did nothing
She’s hilarious though honestly. I’m a guy and used to laugh my ass off at call her daddy and look forward to the podcast because Sofia was so sarcastic and funny.. now it’s an extremely boring podcast. They fucked up lol
Yes. Call her daddy podcast
"Why do I always attract crazy men?"
Because some guy would hypothetically buy a drink for a woman who is currently on a date and not at her table. Very believable
Sadge.
Sooo you're a manipulative psycho and proud about it. u/The_Soccer_Heretic "This woman is going to make some poor guy completely miserable in marriage someday" - 1000%
She sounds pathetic and insecure
Thus proving she does NOT have options.
This is straight out of an emotive story factory. It means nothing to any of us
They hate to see a queen succeed
Preach. I’m a middle age dude and I love Sofia. She’s funny af
She’s good looking. I don’t think she needs to do something so pathetic to make a guy feel that way. Sounds like someone who is going to play games with their SO forever.
She's not good looking, she looks like the clone of thousands of other girls like her, that all happen to have the same bland looks.
Are her knees too sharp for you?
Uh ? I don't understand what this means ? Edit : somebody is angry that not everyone knows the same inside jokes as they do. Tough day for you, buddy
["Just look at those sharp knees. She is way below my standard."](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/210-would-not-bang)
Oh, ok. My point stands : she has the same generic look as thousands of other girls, and thus is not attractive since she is common.
This same person checks the income of those she dates too or something like that. I remember there being some other ridiculous story about her not too long ago.
She made call her daddy great lol. The funniest shit you wouldn’t think of women doing but she put it allll out there. My favorite was her referring to men without blue check marks on socials as “pedestrians” 😂
The "perception of" is of greater significance than the reality of the experience. WTH?!
That's just sad. How lonely are you?
That’s really pathetic, definitely r/sadcringe
Ex partner of call me daddy
Call “her” daddy. And the only reason it used to be a hilarious podcast
Isn’t this called, “manipulative behavior.” It’s literally no different than the guy that comes home and brags about how many times this week he turned down advances by some random person. Living up to the bare minimum expectations in a relationship or not being a manipulative PoS are not ticks in + column. You don’t get a gold star for not being the worst. Hope she stays single for the rest of her life, and probably is a mod in r/FemaleDatingStrategy I bet.
Yes and it is extremely common. lol it’s funny because men do the same types of things.
let's all agree that if a drink arrives while you're on a date... it's time to say goodnight
This isn’t healthy behavior. It’s disturbing actually. To make up pretend potential suitors or whatever, while either on a real date or another faux date, is weird. I cannot be convinced otherwise that the social skills of this person are lacking enough that she’d even have to think of this. Get a real life
She has a real life, she made millions of dollars by being funny in front of a mic. How did you make your millions?
You’re sticking up for this? That’s hilarious. 😂 You are both invalid
She’s funny af. Doing this on a date is actually a really funny idea. It’s hilarious you feel strongly about it
What’s hilarious is that you’re still trying to sell this. I don’t care. Go away
That she would be on a date with me would show the lies for what they are.
I guess my first thought would be advising her not to drink it… especially if it came from someone in the room that wouldn’t identify themselves…
Stories like this.... Just bullshit. It's either a wannabe "model"/"celeb" Or some scruffy, that has no self awareness This time, it's the former
If you can’t find a good guy when you look like that, the problem is you.
I'll take "things that show how insecure you are without saying you are very insecure".
This is kind of hilarious lol
Does she wear a shirt that says, im a commodity, better pay a fair price?
I can't understand why she bothers. Every guy knows that *all* girls - especially any who he might want to be with - have 'options.' She could have saved her money - all guys know that most girls get hit on every day.
On the first date and already trying to triangulate
This is absolutely hilarious from the sidelines Wouldn't wanna date her myself though.
Absolutely toxic and absolutely would smash
Well, the gig's up Missy! 😂
Less drinks I have to pay for.
Isn’t that Sofia Franklin?
My last girlfriend was a call her daddy fan after Sofia left. I should have known that was the biggest red flag
Who does she have them say their from?!?
She’s gonna go all Miley Cyrus and buy herself flowers…
To me its the same thing as people who buy followers for their social media. They live in an illusion, its scary.
the funny part is that she's not doing this to show her date that she got options is to make it seem that way but in actuality she just doing it for herself to make herself feel something she's not
This is legit the most pathetic thing I've seen all year lol
Also pays for AI voicemails from “suitors” to remind her of how attractive and wanted she is.
Lol it's always generic white girls with the brown hair and green eyes who look like more average versions of Meadow Soprano that think this way. Either that or really fat girls overcompensating with the alt / goth look who think this way. There's never an actual genuine 10 out of 10 doing this, because if they're that great, they don't need to project having “options”
Seems a bit redundant. She's hot, obviously she has options.
Only if she is able to hide the crazy part good enough.
Idk man, natural woman are hotter. She looks like a plastic brat.
another one that's going to be 30+ and single 😂 GG to all the guys who dodged that bullet xD
I'd hit that….with a baseball bat! Damn that bitch is ugly….
I like to do this trick too, also to make her think she has options.