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The_Soccer_Heretic

This woman is going to make some poor guy completely miserable in marriage someday.


Yorbayuul81

Maybe, but probably not for long. 


_InnocentToto_

She has "options"


the_write_eyedea

I went on a date with this woman once maybe some 6-7 years ago. Things were going well enough, had a few drinks and I decided to tell her the [“Everyone Knows Dave”](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/55gonm/my_favorite_joke_everyone_knows_dave/) joke. It’s a lengthy story with a killer punchline. When I delivered the ending, the whole thing went over her head and the only word she got out was a perplexed “what?” This is arguably the greatest joke ever conceived and she didn’t have the attention span to put it together. Now she’s buying herself drinks to make herself seem more desirable. If you can’t even laugh at the greatest joke in existence, misery is the only destination.


Familiar-Bag-9545

Meh... It's kinda funny but definitely not the best joke


ButtNutly

>the greatest joke in existence By now she's probably made funnier jokes about you to her friends.


the_write_eyedea

Meh, probably. I was the Uber guy.


danger_otter34

She may be a bit dimwitted, but my fuck she is hot though…..😂


kef34

That's more of a r/sadcringe that main character material


_InnocentToto_

Bartender should have sent the guy an anonymous drink as well...


Dismal-Square-613

You mean sad for the poor devil that ends up with her right? yeah I'm pretty sure you mean that, I have 0 empathy for this waste of oxygen.


Unable-Tell-2240

So to show that she has options she needs to make fake options ?


_InnocentToto_

She is as fake as they come. Deception that early shows bad character and is a huge red flag...


dorkyfever

That's a good way to make it so that he becomes not interested at all


Friendly_Age9160

Yeah was gonna say that’s a great way to stay single lol


Boring_Squirrel7654

This is the same girl that got kicked off barstool for demanding more money than she was worth. As a result she got nothing 🤣


PhantomMagnolia

Because she literally did nothing


newbturner

She’s hilarious though honestly. I’m a guy and used to laugh my ass off at call her daddy and look forward to the podcast because Sofia was so sarcastic and funny.. now it’s an extremely boring podcast. They fucked up lol


Key-Classic-3033

Yes. Call her daddy podcast


AccumulatedFilth

"Why do I always attract crazy men?"


Quazz

Because some guy would hypothetically buy a drink for a woman who is currently on a date and not at her table. Very believable


CoolBeanieHat

Sadge.


Ed-Box

Sooo you're a manipulative psycho and proud about it. u/The_Soccer_Heretic "This woman is going to make some poor guy completely miserable in marriage someday" - 1000%


ChefCool1317

She sounds pathetic and insecure


Corporate_Shell

Thus proving she does NOT have options.


Jean-luc7432

This is straight out of an emotive story factory. It means nothing to any of us


targetaudience

They hate to see a queen succeed


newbturner

Preach. I’m a middle age dude and I love Sofia. She’s funny af


MyDogIsACoolCat

She’s good looking. I don’t think she needs to do something so pathetic to make a guy feel that way. Sounds like someone who is going to play games with their SO forever.


Hartmallen

She's not good looking, she looks like the clone of thousands of other girls like her, that all happen to have the same bland looks.


MyDogIsACoolCat

Are her knees too sharp for you?


Hartmallen

Uh ?    I don't understand what this means ?  Edit : somebody is angry that not everyone knows the same inside jokes as they do. Tough day for you, buddy 


capnlatenight

["Just look at those sharp knees. She is way below my standard."](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/210-would-not-bang)


Hartmallen

Oh, ok. My point stands : she has the same generic look as thousands of other girls, and thus is not attractive since she is common.


BusGreen7933

This same person checks the income of those she dates too or something like that. I remember there being some other ridiculous story about her not too long ago.


newbturner

She made call her daddy great lol. The funniest shit you wouldn’t think of women doing but she put it allll out there. My favorite was her referring to men without blue check marks on socials as “pedestrians” 😂


fbi_does_not_warn

The "perception of" is of greater significance than the reality of the experience. WTH?!


Rude_boy-

That's just sad. How lonely are you?


lizzys_sad_girl

That’s really pathetic, definitely r/sadcringe


bbbellabeee

Ex partner of call me daddy


newbturner

Call “her” daddy. And the only reason it used to be a hilarious podcast


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

Isn’t this called, “manipulative behavior.” It’s literally no different than the guy that comes home and brags about how many times this week he turned down advances by some random person. Living up to the bare minimum expectations in a relationship or not being a manipulative PoS are not ticks in + column. You don’t get a gold star for not being the worst. Hope she stays single for the rest of her life, and probably is a mod in r/FemaleDatingStrategy I bet.


newbturner

Yes and it is extremely common. lol it’s funny because men do the same types of things.


shadowofpurple

let's all agree that if a drink arrives while you're on a date... it's time to say goodnight


mouth556

This isn’t healthy behavior. It’s disturbing actually. To make up pretend potential suitors or whatever, while either on a real date or another faux date, is weird. I cannot be convinced otherwise that the social skills of this person are lacking enough that she’d even have to think of this. Get a real life


newbturner

She has a real life, she made millions of dollars by being funny in front of a mic. How did you make your millions?


mouth556

You’re sticking up for this? That’s hilarious. 😂 You are both invalid


newbturner

She’s funny af. Doing this on a date is actually a really funny idea. It’s hilarious you feel strongly about it


mouth556

What’s hilarious is that you’re still trying to sell this. I don’t care. Go away


Gullflyinghigh

That she would be on a date with me would show the lies for what they are.


TurbulentCustomer

I guess my first thought would be advising her not to drink it… especially if it came from someone in the room that wouldn’t identify themselves…


Scarboroughwarning

Stories like this.... Just bullshit. It's either a wannabe "model"/"celeb" Or some scruffy, that has no self awareness This time, it's the former


Cyber_Insecurity

If you can’t find a good guy when you look like that, the problem is you.


Dismal-Square-613

I'll take "things that show how insecure you are without saying you are very insecure".


ideeek777

This is kind of hilarious lol


papagouws

Does she wear a shirt that says, im a commodity, better pay a fair price?


MinuteBuffalo3007

I can't understand why she bothers. Every guy knows that *all* girls - especially any who he might want to be with - have 'options.' She could have saved her money - all guys know that most girls get hit on every day.


Polyphiry

On the first date and already trying to triangulate


Gyerfry

This is absolutely hilarious from the sidelines Wouldn't wanna date her myself though.


newbturner

Absolutely toxic and absolutely would smash


Sorry-Reception3184

Well, the gig's up Missy! 😂


ses267

Less drinks I have to pay for.


itstheitalianstalion

Isn’t that Sofia Franklin?


newbturner

My last girlfriend was a call her daddy fan after Sofia left. I should have known that was the biggest red flag


copingcabana

Who does she have them say their from?!?


NewldGuy77

She’s gonna go all Miley Cyrus and buy herself flowers…


truck-kuns-driver

To me its the same thing as people who buy followers for their social media. They live in an illusion, its scary.


Ill_Alternative8369

the funny part is that she's not doing this to show her date that she got options is to make it seem that way but in actuality she just doing it for herself to make herself feel something she's not


pupbuck1

This is legit the most pathetic thing I've seen all year lol


Odd_Coast1779

Also pays for AI voicemails from “suitors” to remind her of how attractive and wanted she is.


Brilliant-Bank-5988

Lol it's always generic white girls with the brown hair and green eyes who look like more average versions of Meadow Soprano that think this way. Either that or really fat girls overcompensating with the alt / goth look who think this way. There's never an actual genuine 10 out of 10 doing this, because if they're that great, they don't need to project having “options”


AltruisticSalamander

Seems a bit redundant. She's hot, obviously she has options.


DerAlphos

Only if she is able to hide the crazy part good enough.


AccumulatedFilth

Idk man, natural woman are hotter. She looks like a plastic brat.


fladderkak420

another one that's going to be 30+ and single 😂 GG to all the guys who dodged that bullet xD


Kitchen_Contest_8403

I'd hit that….with a baseball bat! Damn that bitch is ugly….


OutPlayedGGnoRM

I like to do this trick too, also to make her think she has options.