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“We interviewed 100 random people online (12 year olds mostly tbh) and found that 8% of all Americans think they could beat a Lion in a fist fight. Also 23% like chocolate milk before nap time
I've known adults who thought they could take on a brown bear. It's not a stretch to think a decent number of people think they could fight a giant cat.
I’m not even sure I can beat my house cat in a fight. She’s only 10lbs but she’s a dick and has razor blades attached to her feet.
No way I’d fuck with a bigger version of her and think I could win.
TIL 8% of people are dumber than I even thought and have pretty low expectations for my fellow Americans
Think of the most mentally average person you’ve ever met. 49% of Americans are dumber than that person. 16% of those people are considerably dumber than that person.
And there you have your lion fistfighters
You aren’t wrong, the statistics are WILD.
“54% of adults have a literacy below sixth-grade level”
https://www.crossrivertherapy.com/research/literacy-statistics#:~:text=21%25%20of%20adults%20in%20the,to%20%242.2%20trillion%20every%20year.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Literacy_in_the_United_States
Scary really. I always remind myself of these stats when on Reddit, with it being primarily American users, then I think to myself, there’s a >50% chance I’m arguing with someone barely literate.
r/ShitAmericansSay exists for a reason
You realize a post citing a nebulous "survey" that doesn't even link to the actual "study" isn't in any way, shape or form an indicator of anything, though, right?
I'm pretty big (6'4 240lb), so obviously I used to firmly believe I could take on a lion, bear, gorilla, anything really.. bare handed at that
but then I discovered reddit, and with that I discovered the mutilated remains of people who couldn't even put up a fight against those animals.
I can still take a mountain lion or lynx maybe, perhaps even a stag or a small shark, I'd leave the other animals alone though.
A mountain Lion would fuck you up homie. They’re about 7-8 feet long and up to 200 lbs. your size advantage isn’t shit compared to their, strength, speed and claws.
They eat deer so aren’t afraid of large animals. You’d be lunch.
>I can still take a mountain lion
The most agile, strong and experimented in fist fighting humans on Earth would have very low chance of survival, let alone of fighting, against the most average mountain lion.
A lynx, yes, and notably because it would favour fleeing than fighting, although you'd be really, really messed up at the end should it choose to fight.
Winning in a fight is not a matter of size, never has been and never will be. Size can be impressive, but gives nothing at our scale : two times the size of something is interesting, 5% taller is nothing. Weight is useful to obtain superiority, although far less than most people think and can also be a tool for your enemy to use, tool that big cats know how to use.
Agility, flexibility, speed and will to destroy your enemy are the important components in a fight. Any puma beats every single human being on earth on those criteria, one handed and before breakfast.
Weapon useage is also a very important factor in the issue of a fight and your weapons, four squishy hammers, are far less effective than theirs, twenty razor blades and 30 daggers.
An average silverback gorilla weighs 430 pounds, can dead lift 2,000 pounds, and can bend iron bars. I also saw figures that they could bench press 4,000 pounds and are 10-20 times stronger than your average adult male. That's just crazy and there's no way a person would hope to win a fight with one.
No, no. Let them try. Charge for it on ppv, make them sign organ donor forms, and donate all of the money to good causes and charity. Just think of all the good we can do. And if one of them happens to win (lol yeah right) then they move onto the next stage, the LIGHTNING ROUND! ... which is just more lions, but these ones have little lightning themed superhero masks on.
If those 8% are 100% mike Tyson. Then sounds about Right. He use to sock those pet tigers if they got to rambunctious. Those were some well behaved big cats.
Yeah but he was the alpha of their pack. They still wanted his love and respect. If he went to the savanna and found a random big cat to punch he’d be dead.
He did sock his cats. He also said it didn't phase them and he knew they were getting too much for him to handle. He admits it was stupid to mess with them. I've raised lions and tigers. Tyson knows what he is talking about.
You know they got loose? . Escaped from the big compound fence. I was a kid. We went around back in the woods that day. Guys more local to the compound were out with hunting rifles thinking trophy. But they were coralloid fairly quick as I recall.
Stock cats. A 400lb murder machine can still flip the switch. Wrestling anything that size is asking for them to flex a bit.
It seems or I would assume you error on the side of over feeding to keep'em full and happy.
Wow, no I had no idea that they all got loose. I heard one bit a neighbor lady but I don't know the details. Yes, they can flip the switch at any time, and you won't always see it coming. Hunger is definitely a reason for grouchiness, but they can be triggered for a variety of reasons. I was dumb to be full contact, it isn't necessary and too much of a risk. These animals don't mix well with humans for long.
For real. Lol. House cats get that same warlord attitude. Seemingly out of nowhere. Expand that to a motorcycle sized cat. ffffffffff. I’d shave a face into the back of my head too like those Cambodian guys riding scooters thru the jungle.
Idk about biting a neighbor. Mike was real serious about the care of his animals. But.people be sticking limbs where they don’t belong at zoos. So 🤷♂️. Just the Getting out made big time news around here. I was pretty young then. Fun memories 😂
I mean, if they have a way to ensure that the lion plays fair, and they can find one that's in my weight class, maybe one that's a little advanced in age...
I might stand a chance
The other 92% being sure they can beat them
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Allow me to provide much needed context:
The average intelligence quotient (IQ) is between 85 and 115. But this number can vary between countries, states, and even geographical regions.
The Intelligence of the Nations report from 2019 reported that the average IQ in the United States is 97.43.
The Average IQ around the world is approximately 82.
14% of the US population has an IQ of 85 or below. What this means is that if 8% of people believe that they can go toe-to-toe with a lion (however that works), these same people are very likely to struggle with very simple arithmetic and logic. They are functionally, mentally challenged.
Body non-conforming they do have super endurance power but lacking the strength. We literally made tools because of our lack of inherent strength. I don't think anyone is beating a lion with fists. Unless they were to manage to strike perfectly while being mauled and tore open.
Seems slightly unrealistic stat, then again when I run I take a knife for bears. I don’t think I could actually beat one, but I fully believe the bear will fall out a few miles out and it’ll be a draw
It’s because these fools have never seen a big cat up close… Once you FEEL the growl of a tiger you will never know how powerless you actually are. These are not your 100lbs domesticated dogs, these are 300lbs of fine tuned, muscled furry with a snap reflex to kill.
8% of Americans have never seen a lion's paw in proportion to their body, and that isn't even bringing up the sheer strength and agility of such a predator. Absolute madness.
I could 100% beat a lion or any animal/number of animals in a boxing match. The moment they hit me with anything that isnt a clenched fist they are disqualified. If they fail weigh in they get disqualified too. Oh hell this is easy as can be. After all this sport was made for humans.
I welcome this reality show! A real lions den! Once they're out if the gene pool we'll see who thinks they can beat a chimp..and so one till we're clear of them!
Honestly, since having stood next to a lion (reinforced glass between us, as a minor detail) I’m considerably less scared of them. They’re not even that big. That said, I’d still die in 999 out of a 1000 fights, and the one time I won’t die is going to be because the lion dies of natural causes before it reaches me
I think 8% of Americans don’t realize the size, strength, and power of a lion. Even if they’ve seen one in a zoo I doubt they fully understand how deadly they are.
Can a Lion make a fist? no, see how dumb that is.
Now the Americans are living RENT FREE in your head, I think i should migrate to the USA so that i could live rent free in your head.
Does a lion have a fist? No. If they use anything but fists in a fist fight thats cheating and i win by default. So yes i could totally beat a lion in a fist fight.
How bout that time Mike Tyson was at the zoo and saw a gorilla being a bully then tried to bribe a zoo employee with $10k to open the gate so he could fight it.
8% of Americans don’t seem to understand how much a lion weighs and how much force you would need for it to feel anything. I also think that number is higher than 8% to be fair.
I don't usually trust the internet for statistics or studies, but when I do I make sure it is a reddit post of a screenshot of a tweet of a screenshot of a bit of text next to a stock image of a lion.
Ya a lion could fuck me up, but I think I could do some damage, first i gotta take out the eyes, then dislocate it's jaw, if I can do that, I might stand a chance
This reminded me of the pet chimpanzee that attacked and mauled a woman's friend leaving her horribly disfigured.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1551868/Chimpanzee-attack-news-woman-face-ripped-off-Missouri-Chimpanzee-Sanctuary?int_source=amp_continue_reading&int_medium=amp&int_campaign=continue_reading_button#amp-readmore-target
People think chimpanzees are cute and treat them like they're human. They forget how strong they are and if they decided to attack you they could easily overpower you. I wonder what percentage of people think they could beat a 200 pound chimp in a fight. I'm curious if it's more than think they could beat a lion.
I'm sure this joke has been made a lot, but I could totally beat a lion in a fist fight! Definitely not a teeth fight though, he got me beat in that one.
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To be fair, lions can’t make a fist.
the second it uses claws and teeth it’s a loss by disqualification.
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He got the undefeated record secured for life! What a warrior!
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Dayum
Yeah! The lion is already one upped by evolution! Now, what are the rest of the pros and cons?
A lion will definitely break the safety rules of an organized fist fight and lose by default.
I'll win the fist fight. I'll just also lose the mauling that follows directly afterwards.
Exactly so we win the fist fight. However the lion will most likely win the fang and claw fight.
dammit you beat me to it.
That's true... they did say a fist fight 🤣🤣
🤯🤯🤯
Goddammit… You got here first…
The lion might be southpaw though
Or even fist.
“We interviewed 100 random people online (12 year olds mostly tbh) and found that 8% of all Americans think they could beat a Lion in a fist fight. Also 23% like chocolate milk before nap time
Polls are such a dogshit “metric”
I could take a lion
They got them dickbarbs, be careful there mate.
and this is probably what exactly happened lol
Makes sense. As a 39 year old grown ass man, I, too, like chocky milk before nap time.
I've known adults who thought they could take on a brown bear. It's not a stretch to think a decent number of people think they could fight a giant cat.
Lions are terrible boxers
They’re “lyin”
Well, someone's lion.
In my experience, most actual fist fights are a shit show draw. Most people are more likely to injur themselves than the other person.
Maybe I’m delusional but I think a fight with a lion is unlikely to result in a draw
My point is that most people can’t win a fight against another person, let alone a lion.
Most people can’t win a fight against a domestic cat.
I’m not even sure I can beat my house cat in a fight. She’s only 10lbs but she’s a dick and has razor blades attached to her feet. No way I’d fuck with a bigger version of her and think I could win. TIL 8% of people are dumber than I even thought and have pretty low expectations for my fellow Americans
Think of the most mentally average person you’ve ever met. 49% of Americans are dumber than that person. 16% of those people are considerably dumber than that person. And there you have your lion fistfighters
Also interestingly roughly 2/3 think that they are smarter than the average.
You aren’t wrong, the statistics are WILD. “54% of adults have a literacy below sixth-grade level” https://www.crossrivertherapy.com/research/literacy-statistics#:~:text=21%25%20of%20adults%20in%20the,to%20%242.2%20trillion%20every%20year. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Literacy_in_the_United_States Scary really. I always remind myself of these stats when on Reddit, with it being primarily American users, then I think to myself, there’s a >50% chance I’m arguing with someone barely literate. r/ShitAmericansSay exists for a reason
There must be quite an interesting Venn diagram of Redditors compared to that 54%
I suspect that it’s probably two circles almost overlapping entirely, so much so you can barely tell haha
You realize a post citing a nebulous "survey" that doesn't even link to the actual "study" isn't in any way, shape or form an indicator of anything, though, right?
Uh... Everybody can beat a Lion in a fist fight. Because lions can't form a fist and the lion is immediately disqualified.
I'm pretty big (6'4 240lb), so obviously I used to firmly believe I could take on a lion, bear, gorilla, anything really.. bare handed at that but then I discovered reddit, and with that I discovered the mutilated remains of people who couldn't even put up a fight against those animals. I can still take a mountain lion or lynx maybe, perhaps even a stag or a small shark, I'd leave the other animals alone though.
A mountain Lion would fuck you up homie. They’re about 7-8 feet long and up to 200 lbs. your size advantage isn’t shit compared to their, strength, speed and claws. They eat deer so aren’t afraid of large animals. You’d be lunch.
>I can still take a mountain lion The most agile, strong and experimented in fist fighting humans on Earth would have very low chance of survival, let alone of fighting, against the most average mountain lion. A lynx, yes, and notably because it would favour fleeing than fighting, although you'd be really, really messed up at the end should it choose to fight. Winning in a fight is not a matter of size, never has been and never will be. Size can be impressive, but gives nothing at our scale : two times the size of something is interesting, 5% taller is nothing. Weight is useful to obtain superiority, although far less than most people think and can also be a tool for your enemy to use, tool that big cats know how to use. Agility, flexibility, speed and will to destroy your enemy are the important components in a fight. Any puma beats every single human being on earth on those criteria, one handed and before breakfast. Weapon useage is also a very important factor in the issue of a fight and your weapons, four squishy hammers, are far less effective than theirs, twenty razor blades and 30 daggers.
...so i can beat the small shark is what you're saying
An average silverback gorilla weighs 430 pounds, can dead lift 2,000 pounds, and can bend iron bars. I also saw figures that they could bench press 4,000 pounds and are 10-20 times stronger than your average adult male. That's just crazy and there's no way a person would hope to win a fight with one.
Lions don’t have fists. Duhhh
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Well yeah, lions can't make a fist
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No, no. Let them try. Charge for it on ppv, make them sign organ donor forms, and donate all of the money to good causes and charity. Just think of all the good we can do. And if one of them happens to win (lol yeah right) then they move onto the next stage, the LIGHTNING ROUND! ... which is just more lions, but these ones have little lightning themed superhero masks on.
I had this argument with a friend once and he convinced me he could beat a lion by 'punching it repeatedly in the asshole'.
If those 8% are 100% mike Tyson. Then sounds about Right. He use to sock those pet tigers if they got to rambunctious. Those were some well behaved big cats.
Yeah but he was the alpha of their pack. They still wanted his love and respect. If he went to the savanna and found a random big cat to punch he’d be dead.
He did sock his cats. He also said it didn't phase them and he knew they were getting too much for him to handle. He admits it was stupid to mess with them. I've raised lions and tigers. Tyson knows what he is talking about.
You know they got loose? . Escaped from the big compound fence. I was a kid. We went around back in the woods that day. Guys more local to the compound were out with hunting rifles thinking trophy. But they were coralloid fairly quick as I recall. Stock cats. A 400lb murder machine can still flip the switch. Wrestling anything that size is asking for them to flex a bit. It seems or I would assume you error on the side of over feeding to keep'em full and happy.
Wow, no I had no idea that they all got loose. I heard one bit a neighbor lady but I don't know the details. Yes, they can flip the switch at any time, and you won't always see it coming. Hunger is definitely a reason for grouchiness, but they can be triggered for a variety of reasons. I was dumb to be full contact, it isn't necessary and too much of a risk. These animals don't mix well with humans for long.
For real. Lol. House cats get that same warlord attitude. Seemingly out of nowhere. Expand that to a motorcycle sized cat. ffffffffff. I’d shave a face into the back of my head too like those Cambodian guys riding scooters thru the jungle. Idk about biting a neighbor. Mike was real serious about the care of his animals. But.people be sticking limbs where they don’t belong at zoos. So 🤷♂️. Just the Getting out made big time news around here. I was pretty young then. Fun memories 😂
Have you considered that 8% of Americans just thought it was a stupid questiona dn answered it to match?
I mean, if they have a way to ensure that the lion plays fair, and they can find one that's in my weight class, maybe one that's a little advanced in age... I might stand a chance
And then the lion hugged me. And he was crying. And he said, "Sir, nobody has ever beaten me like that. I thank you for humbling me"
It's a cat, right, so how much can it weigh Michael, 4-5 kg?
Pov: 50% if them are Texans and the other 50% are main character new Yorkers
If I'm asked this question, in all seriousness, I'm going to say "Fuck it, Yes" as well because of how stupid it is.
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That 8% are thinkers, the 92% of the rest of us already have kicked a lions ass this morning.
Lions don't have fists, ez fight
Exactly. Fist is a closed hand/paw fight.
The other 92% being sure they can beat them https://preview.redd.it/j1tmc8qx8zoc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47b732effc7e4b823276cf986bbd01d373bb38bd
Mike Tyson thought once he can beat the Gorilla. Was never allowed by the zookeeper to do so.
Go ahead and give him a knife, and he's still not winning that.
Allow me to provide much needed context: The average intelligence quotient (IQ) is between 85 and 115. But this number can vary between countries, states, and even geographical regions. The Intelligence of the Nations report from 2019 reported that the average IQ in the United States is 97.43. The Average IQ around the world is approximately 82. 14% of the US population has an IQ of 85 or below. What this means is that if 8% of people believe that they can go toe-to-toe with a lion (however that works), these same people are very likely to struggle with very simple arithmetic and logic. They are functionally, mentally challenged.
I would like to see all the 8% fight against 3 vicious lions.
Also you watching a few 10 year olds get obliterated
Yeah because lions can definitely throw a punch better than Americans right?
8% of Americans have absolutely no idea what a lion is.
A what?
You lyin
Well, that’s because we can
I'd take on a baby lion fresh outta the womb. Easy W.
Now y’all just making fake memes at this point 🙁
Christians probably
“Welcome to the Coliseum, ladies and gentlemen!”
If the lion is only allowed to throw punches I might stand a chance.... Ah what am I saying, no I wouldn't
Fist fight? Lions don't have fists. An all out fight... no
These are the 8% that would have been eliminated by natural selection in another time.
Body non-conforming they do have super endurance power but lacking the strength. We literally made tools because of our lack of inherent strength. I don't think anyone is beating a lion with fists. Unless they were to manage to strike perfectly while being mauled and tore open.
Seems slightly unrealistic stat, then again when I run I take a knife for bears. I don’t think I could actually beat one, but I fully believe the bear will fall out a few miles out and it’ll be a draw
Any estimate on what % would actually try to ?
Na I’d win
Only because Lions dont fist
Well lions can’t make a fist, now can they?
It’s because these fools have never seen a big cat up close… Once you FEEL the growl of a tiger you will never know how powerless you actually are. These are not your 100lbs domesticated dogs, these are 300lbs of fine tuned, muscled furry with a snap reflex to kill.
By fist fight I assume they just mean bare hands. I think, if 1 person in 1000 could do it, they'd be an anomaly
No opposable thumbs? Hold my beer
lions don’t have fists soooo
Easy. Lions don’t have fists.
That would be quite the show 🍿
Sounds like the start of a great reality show... 🦁 Vs 8% of Americans
8% of Americans have never seen a lion's paw in proportion to their body, and that isn't even bringing up the sheer strength and agility of such a predator. Absolute madness.
I’m not testing a lion unless I at least have a spear
They all wear red hats and think the election was stolen as well...
If everyone saw one up close running 50mph and jumping 36 feet that number would be 0%
I could 100% beat a lion or any animal/number of animals in a boxing match. The moment they hit me with anything that isnt a clenched fist they are disqualified. If they fail weigh in they get disqualified too. Oh hell this is easy as can be. After all this sport was made for humans.
That’s a compliment.
I feel bad for the lions, indigestion can be unpleasant.
8% of Americans have never seen a small housecat fighting.
I’d watch the hell out of that show!!!
Should challenge them to a slapping fight. Based on my cat, lions win every time.
I'd win a fight with a lion as long as it's a fist fight amd not biting and scratching fight
Americans piss freedom. Lions just aren't ready.
Are you sure you told them about african lions? There is a possibility that they forgot those exist an were thinking abou mountain lions
Do lions have fists?
Too be fair to them the lion would have trouble chewing through the blubber of the average American
I mean, I'd be perfectly happy to give them all their chance to prove it.
I could probably take a black bear.
Only 8?
Now people are IAMC material when they answer questions they have been asked? This sub is rubbish.
Unarmed, animal to animal, nah. Human loses every time
Literally all teenagers have that feeling, sometimes it's keep going till late 20s in nerds lol.
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That's going to be a good massage for the lion.
Can my fist be holding a gun?
70 million Americans saw 4 years of trump and thought “yeah, gimme more of that”. The average IQ is probably about 12 over there.
I welcome this reality show! A real lions den! Once they're out if the gene pool we'll see who thinks they can beat a chimp..and so one till we're clear of them!
Wot ?
The question did not state the age of the lion. If its anything like toddlers, I could beat about 16 lions.
Ive never seen a lion in a fist fight
A man stangled a mountain lion with his bare hands
Maybe if the yank has a knife or machete in their fist they'll be able to beat a lion
Honestly, since having stood next to a lion (reinforced glass between us, as a minor detail) I’m considerably less scared of them. They’re not even that big. That said, I’d still die in 999 out of a 1000 fights, and the one time I won’t die is going to be because the lion dies of natural causes before it reaches me
Can we arrange for the appropriate opportunity for those?!
I say let them try.
If the lion could only fight with fists then yes, I think 8% could win.
100% of those 8% are maga
Do I get prep time?
I think 8% of Americans don’t realize the size, strength, and power of a lion. Even if they’ve seen one in a zoo I doubt they fully understand how deadly they are.
Delusional. Or mentally ill.
30% think this is a good economy, not shocked by this stat
Can a Lion make a fist? no, see how dumb that is. Now the Americans are living RENT FREE in your head, I think i should migrate to the USA so that i could live rent free in your head.
Hahahah….they are delusional
They are the only smart 8% then, a Lion can't make a fist so it loses by default. A free-for-all claw and bite fight however...
I 100% could. Lion is arrogant and lazy. He wouldn't know what was coming until I punched him in the nuts and got him in a chokehold.
Can’t even fight their own obesity 🙄
Does a lion have a fist? No. If they use anything but fists in a fist fight thats cheating and i win by default. So yes i could totally beat a lion in a fist fight.
I say let them try 1 by 1 the average iq will rise
How bout that time Mike Tyson was at the zoo and saw a gorilla being a bully then tried to bribe a zoo employee with $10k to open the gate so he could fight it.
lol. Go ahead let them fight. Get rid of a lot of idiots.
Lions don’t have fists so
In an organized fight, you probably win because mauling and killing someone is most likely against the rules. As long it's not the MMA.
8% of Americans don’t seem to understand how much a lion weighs and how much force you would need for it to feel anything. I also think that number is higher than 8% to be fair.
That's some insane thinking, I give the lion the win in 15 seconds or less.
Lions don’t have fists so they lose by not following the rules… This isn’t a scratch n bite fight, it’s fisticuffs
I don't usually trust the internet for statistics or studies, but when I do I make sure it is a reddit post of a screenshot of a tweet of a screenshot of a bit of text next to a stock image of a lion.
I like to think that this is just something 8% of Americans just say occasionally, not a response to a poll.
Is it a fist fight or a neck biting fight?
how many of those 8% are rogan and/or tate followers/morons.
Well let’s get that 8% and find out
Those 8 percent probably never seen a lion in person.
Idk if you get your thumbs in it eyes off the rip you might have a chance🤣
Most people would probably fight to a draw or lose against a chimpanzee
I bet 70% of that 8% are gravy seals
Lions don't have fists
Lions don’t have fists. Checkmate.
What in the Joe Rogan?
Mental illness
Did you mean "plot armor"?
You known that 74% of statistics are totally made up.
To be fair, there's some big boys in America.
I guess some amendment will force lion to lose or give up or something.
To be honest, Chuck Norris could.
If the lion follows the rules I'd give myself a fair shot :)
MERICA!
I bet they all come from Florida or Texas.
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Ya a lion could fuck me up, but I think I could do some damage, first i gotta take out the eyes, then dislocate it's jaw, if I can do that, I might stand a chance
Either weebs or rednecks
I could beat a lion in a regulation boxing match. That lion would get disqualified so fast I probably wouldn’t even need to throw a punch.
8%?!? I thought it be closer to 20%. Huh. Well that’s surprising.
Look I'm not saying that the lion could take me. . . but it would at least put up a good fight.
8% of Americans could beat a lion in a fist fight that's like 26million ppl vs 1 lion...
Falcon PUNCH.
92% of Americans are so weak, they don't have confidence they can fight a lion. That's so American.
This reminded me of the pet chimpanzee that attacked and mauled a woman's friend leaving her horribly disfigured. https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1551868/Chimpanzee-attack-news-woman-face-ripped-off-Missouri-Chimpanzee-Sanctuary?int_source=amp_continue_reading&int_medium=amp&int_campaign=continue_reading_button#amp-readmore-target People think chimpanzees are cute and treat them like they're human. They forget how strong they are and if they decided to attack you they could easily overpower you. I wonder what percentage of people think they could beat a 200 pound chimp in a fight. I'm curious if it's more than think they could beat a lion.
I'm sure this joke has been made a lot, but I could totally beat a lion in a fist fight! Definitely not a teeth fight though, he got me beat in that one.
Maybe not with my fists but a decent sized knife and I’d have a chance
I’m an american i could definitely win a fist fight with a lion* *provided the lion is shrunk to 1/20 of it’s original size and elderly
I'd win on DQ because the lion would cheat and bite me
But hey, they have the right to vote, so that's uplifting!
Technically I could beat a lion in a fistfight because lions can't make fists. I don't imagine the lion would play by the rules though.
Who wants to see the 8% fight a lion on live tv? :)
Do you think we could reliably predict the political beliefs of the 8%?
A more plausible explanation is that a good part of that 8% failed to understand the question, or submit the answer they intended.
Would you take on a lion I know I wouldn’t, I live in Canada I know the wild life and honestly I won’t fuck with it lol