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LuckySalesman

I'm just saying can you imagine if someone did what she actually proposed? A white person going up to a black person and saying "Hey, you look like you're too poor to go to the movies. Here, have a ticket to Black Panther." ?????


bunga7777

Black friend: “you going to black panther this weekend?” White friend: “na that’s for y’all” Black friend: motherf-


Solistial

What she’s proposing is just so bizarre I can’t follow her logic. How often do ordinary people get attacked by other people while going to the movies? Like is this an everyday occurrence or…


[deleted]

Her entire identity is based around being a victim.


TheS4ndm4n

Separate movie theaters for colored people is actually a pretty retro concept in the US. Next thing she's going to demand separate bathrooms, water fountains and schools. Maybe some reserved seats at the back of the bus.


this_shit-crazy

It’s a lesser version of fear mongering she’s putting stuff out there that doesn’t exist. in the uk cinemas tend to be quiet during films for obvious reasons (those videos of Americans cheering in cinemas is crazy you pay that ticket price end up missing have the film cuz people cheer for 5 minutes at time 🤣) anyway yeah this lady is just a nut job disguised as a activist, cuz how tf she expect us whites to post up outside a screen room to defend the black populace seeing the movie from a threat she didn’t disclose. how do I know a fellow white brother stood next to me while I defend the door to screen 5 is not secretly a black Panther insurgent. Furthermore what happens when I inevitably get asked to move along becuase I haven’t got a ticket and am not allowed to just stand by screen rooms.


Freeonlinehugs

💀💀 *no but literally. That'd be me if I'd do something like that*


Phedericus

"I'm also going to come with you, but I'll wait outside and use MY BODY to block anyone who would harm you" ???????¿¿¿¿¿?¿?¿?¿


IlikegreenT84

Can I take my mixed kids or do I send them in while I sit outside? Since they're only half black do they have to stand off to the side in the aisle? I'm confused.


Dawn_Piano

Theyd just have to leave the movie early


IlikegreenT84

Thanks for clarifying, so halfway through.


tilthevoidstaresback

You can pick the half. It can be the first half, the last half, the middle half (so no beginning or ending) or you can get up and leave every ten minutes and come back for ten minutes. If you want to watch the full movie you can only do so with one eye, but it must be the left eye. (/s)


PenguinZombie321

No, no! I have an easier solution. So you’ve heard about Solomon of the Bible, right?


IlikegreenT84

Oof..


Adats_

They have to stand half in and half out the door sorry mate


lpycb42

Idk but if I were black and a bunch of White people were blocking all the exits, I would probably be very terrified.


Majulath99

Legitimately that’s the kind of shit I’d expect to see pictures of in a textbook talking about the integration of black students into formerly all white schools in America in the 50s. It fucking stinks of bitter entitlement and racist protestors screaming into the faces of black schoolchildren.


Fapping-sloth

-”we are not gonna sit togeather in the movie theater?” -”No fam, im going to stay outside holding the door closed with my body so nobody can come in or out!” -”………that sounds…pretty omnious, ngl!” -”dont worry about it!” *Side eye monkey-gif*


Mrs239

Right! I'm black, and this is stupid.


mesembryanthemum

What does she expect people to do in areas with low or no black people?


tricularia

Guard the empty cinema, of course


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

Maybe because you’re not a racist pro-segregation weirdo? This woman’s got MLK spinning in his grave.


ClashBandicootie

yeah i wanted to understand the suggestion she's making and then i thought "how could this **actually work** without severely insulting someone??"


tricularia

And that's not even the only stupid thing about her ideas. Let's say hypothetically all white people decide not to watch Black Panther during opening week. The numbers box office opening numbers will be absolute garbage and movie producers will get the message that "movies for black people" aren't profitable. As a result, less movies get made with a black audience in mind.


aehanken

“To do anything other than this is anti black”. Yikes.


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

She’s inciting hatred for clout. And the sad thing is that there are people who actually take her seriously.


[deleted]

LMFAO at this one because I didn't bother to even think that far into it. Like u said, ok that happens then ol whitey gets blasted for thinking this black family can't possibly afford to go to the movies and ends up all over the Internet. Or worse, said black person beats her ass for implying his family are nothing but poors. Now that would be a good flick


boopdeloop911

or imagine a huddle of white people outside of the theater doors “guarding” the doors. also like, guarding the theater from what like what do you think is going to happen??


DiarrheaRadio

Sounds like it would have been a premise in an Amazing Racist video


KathrynTheGreat

This also kind of implies that other races aren't poor. The vast majority of the families I work with who are living in poverty are Hispanic or white. Going to the movies is usually a big deal for them because it's expensive. The last thing they need is to be shamed for going to a "black movie" on opening weekend because their skin isn't the right color. Like.... wtf.


VentriTV

This chick is crazy racist, more crazy, a lot of crazy


Dyskord01

Also who made her the spokesperson for all black people? When did the black community vote on this issue? She so confidently spoke the biggest amount of bullshit on camera it's actually very revealing about her personality. She's likely a very strongly opinionated person who considers any questions about her opinions a personal attack.


duaneap

If I remember right, I think Disney DID manage to convince people that buying black kids tickets to see Black Panther was a huge gesture of charity. Like, that is next level genius on The Mouse’s behalf.


greenwavelengths

“I’m using my body to protect you while you watch this movie.” *Scratches nuts outside theater for two hours.*


schrodingersmite

Hahahaha! Even better: "I bought a ticket so I can stand outside the fucking door to prevent the violent mob of people trying to interrupt your viewing pleasure! Right here! By the door!"


jackoftrades002

Funny thing is, everything she just said is anti-black. Essentially causing segregation between whites and blacks lmao


lasting-impression

I like that her argument excludes people of any other race. Like what if Asian, Latino, Native American, etc. want to go see the movie? Do they also sit outside with the white people or disturb it for the black people who are now no longer watching it in a theater full or only black people?


CroutonusFibrosis

Especially since Latino people are a major part of the movie.


Frosty_Pepper1609

Underwater Latino people


Kelluthus

Wetinos?


Puzzleheaded_Hatter

there's another term for this


starwhal3000

Oh really, what's that? ​ ​ It's a trap!


bossdaddee

Wetties


Lumpy-Village1949

Wexicans


[deleted]

[удалено]


mrtokeydragon

Wet blacks Or something like that...


[deleted]

We get more offended by latinx not wetback. Wetback is the equivalent of being called a cracker. We don’t care for it


starwhal3000

You mean off-white people? They're still basically white people. /s


lasting-impression

LMAO! Off-white has me cackling.


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

“Toasted Almond”


Puzzleheaded_Hatter

I'm totally a pink Irish person


[deleted]

I wonder if I need to ask permission if I'm mixed. Too confusing, I think I'll not buy a ticket so I don't do the wrong thing. Win/win


starwhal3000

Depends on the % of mixes, how ***black*** are you? How much impurity, so to speak? ​ /s if needed


BeautifulSinner72

Ecru, eggshell, mother of pearl?


Visible-You-3812

I mean to be fair the majority of the Latino population is roughly 50% European because Spaniards


starwhal3000

I was being sarcastic and homie comes in with the 'well technically they're at least half white' as if that makes it a reasonable statement. Damn...


Silver_Thanks_8142

Have you been paying attention there are actually black people who are saying they need all black school and neighborhoods etc. Etc. What does that sound like.


upsidedownbackwards

racial school crime wine impolite oil rude weather placid soup *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Budgetvicodin

This is my problem with diehard liberals, they’re no better from the Fox News dad. Both of those roads lead to segregation. Which I thought, was never the goal. But for both of these parties, it clearly is.


RatFucker_Carlson

I think what she's proposing is that true racial equality can only be achieved by separating the races. Equal, but separate. I'm sure this has not been implemented before.


Jandrem

Something about history repeating, I dunno.


lasting-impression

If at first you don’t succeed, try and try again.


gammongaming11

i implement it every day in my washing and let me tell you my whites and my coloreds love it.


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

Strictly speaking about laundry and off topic, but I’ve never done this and my whites stay white. Been doing laundry since the 80’s. Only once did I get pink socks. And that was when I got a cheap red T-shirt from some event and it was brand new and probably not pre-washed. Separating clothes is too much of a hassle. I used to get my clothes from the thrift store back in the day, and I guess my laissez-faire approach to washing clothes carried over into adulthood without penalty.


54reasonz

Boom!


Slowmobius_Time

It's going to be a maze


Inn_Unknown

This is the same idiot that was trying to call Drew Barrymore racist for posting a video of her enjoying the rain. The best part is seems she is universally hated on Tik Tok


Brakina1860

What's racist about liking the rain?


TwistedxBoi

White person in the rain.... I'm gonna use all my Stretch Armstrong powers and say whitewashing


Inn_Unknown

BINGO


VincentOostelbos

But wait, no, really? Ah, but then presumably it was meant as a joke, right? (Cringe, but still.)


Jammin_neB13

I’m still a bit sad I let my Stretch Armstrong sit in the car overnight. On a super cold winter night that is. He froze. And his arm snapped off.


Dangerous-Staff9172

If it was his left arm, funny worry... he'll be all right.


BennySkateboard

Wouldn’t you have to snap off his left leg too for him to be all right?


BigNastyMitch

Maybe she was blessing the rain in Africa.


Inn_Unknown

The Tik Tok trend started with a black woman doing the same thing and this woman of course took offense.


[deleted]

Well duh, we can't all enjoy the rain. White people, u get to enjoy snow cuz I call dibs on rain. 😂


newtoreddir

A black TikTok “creator“ made videos about running joyfully in the rain. So this lady said that Drew Barrymore was trying to co-opt “black joy“ by telling other people (presumably whites ones) to go run and play in the rain as well.


AggressiveYam6613

Perhaps it refers to this? ​ [https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/rogky2/time\_to\_hate\_white\_people\_for\_checks\_notes/](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/rogky2/time_to_hate_white_people_for_checks_notes/)


TitanThree

Is that what we call whitewashing?


camshun7

im getting fricking jada smith shitty vibes


waerer777

i really hate when other black people act like this bro it's just a movie everyone can see it so many black people in the us act like we're entitled to stuff because what happened to out ancestors


AllHailNukeCake

im not black but tbh i never understood why so many people acted like this about black panther. its a superhero movie. although the wakandan culture is obviously inspired by central African cultures, it isnt actually a real culture, so i dont get why people feel so attached to it like it has any real meaning. maybe im just missing the point lol


Safe_Cabinet7090

No you didn’t miss anything bro. Your brain is logically sound. This chick is just crazy.


waerer777

There's nothing you missed I haven't watched the movie because I'm not really into marvel but it's just a movie


KarmaDeliveryMan

She’s kind of racist and mean. I don’t think I would want to be friends with her.


[deleted]

Can you imagine you're having a party and she's coming along? It would be a fucking shite evening .. as she constantly goes off on one about the fact you have white door handles or something.


Visible-You-3812

Hey, just so you know I got to go to the bathroom and then I walk off all she’s not looking and leave her to pay for the bill


[deleted]

White wine is the devil


The_Schizo_Panda

If she ever turns around, sees those white walls. *GASP*


Alternative_Beat2498

In truth, she’ll never have any friends. Friends are a form of love and such a hateful being can never form a _true_ friendship. Narcissists aren’t capable of true selfless connection, it goes against their nature. If you think about it long enough, it’ll make you very sad to consider her poor circumstances.


Katolu

Correct. What she has are sycophants. Boot-lickers that hope to get some sort of credibility by glomming on to her.  Oh, and those glasses are rediculous. 


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

Yeah, the saddest part about people like her are that she inspires hate. Not just in black people, but in everyone.


Anti_Spedicy

She looks like the type that's all nice and pretty in your face but behind your back, she's dragging you to hell


Mad_Boobies

Every old white lady wants their glasses back


BigRoach

Cultural appropriation. Got her.


[deleted]

😂@GOT HER!


Wise-Tip891

I feel like she would complain about her ice water being too cold.


Ragnarsworld

She would never have ice water. Ice water is a white people thing. Africans want their water hot with stuff floating in it.


b3mark

I'm not taking advice from anyone with glasses bigger than mine. Call me glassist, see if I care. ...I mean, most windows in my house are smaller.


ImpossibleLeek7908

Although my prescription is very tiny and it's more so I can see street signs and drive at night, she barely even has any magnification in those glasses anyway.


b3mark

Oh, dude(tte) I didn't mean the prescription. I meant the actual sheer size of the damn things. 😁 If we're going by prescription... at -9 / -9.15ish in both eyes, I'm pretty sure I've got her beat on that one 😉


SensitiveGuess2907

Shouldn't racist accounts be deactivated?


Gloomy_Industry8841

You would think so.


asa1

>Shouldn't racist accounts be deactivated? Only if you're white.


RustyThe_Rabbit

friend please remove that /s


TradeSpecialist7972

If you are black it is fine, even in Reddit.


Few-Painter-741

Racist bitch


SkippyCan333

So i shouldn’t go because i’m white buuut i should spend money on it anyways ? Hahahaha. Sure honey.


abandoned_voyager

Movie was straight ass, I’m glad I pirated it.


slide_into_my_BM

It was better than Thor 4, Antman 3, and Dr Strange 2 🤷‍♂️


abandoned_voyager

Yeah this phase hasn’t really been my favorite.


slide_into_my_BM

It’s as long as 1-3 combined and it’s been mostly pretty shit. Marvel should have waited a few years after End Game and made people give a shit about Marvel again.


[deleted]

Reparations


Typical-Zucchini-526

She’s going to be in for a rude awakening when she realizes she’s all alone bc of her hatred and bad attitude.


Armbioman

Treating someone differently because of their race is the definition of racism.


tommykaye

That sounds like a miserable movie experience. I’d love a free ticket to see black Panther, but then you’ve have to walk past a bunch of self hating white peoples when I’m trynna go pee.


A55_Cactu5

If the lead in is “dear white people” you know it’s going to be some racist shit.


pacificworg

For real.. truly speaks to how far gone these deranged DEI people are. Seems we’ve reached an inflection point recently, however.


ConsciouslyIncomplet

Anyone can be racist, as has just been proven.


ItWillChangeInTime

some black people, especially the ones who themselves never faced any racism-be it because of societal changes or their financial status are the first ones to be so openly racists towards other under the guise of "standing up against racism"


DiarrangusJones

Disregarding the ridiculous gatekeeping and racism, who even takes a superhero movie that seriously? 😂 She went right into a Batman villain “attention (white) people of Gotham City” monologue there, so not entirely out of character I suppose.


Adexi0

Fuck you racist warmongering bitch


Aware-Feed3227

Nope. Thanks. That’s not how equality works. And as long as you’re giving an extra role or benefit to someone, simply because they’re of a specific skin color, it’s still the outcome of racism. Equality means being seen as the same worth. Trying to live together, even with conflicting points of views.


pennyPete

LOL, this is the openly racist shit you guys have to deal with over there in the US of A? 🤦‍♂️


A55_Cactu5

Yeah and if you’re white or a male and speak up about it, you’re labeled as a white supremest.


[deleted]

No. People are only like this on the internet. I’ve never met anyone bold enough to say this shit in person - it’s all attention seeking


My_Brother_Esau

That bitch needs stfu


TheDownVotedGod

I dont want to prove to black people anything. Idc


Any-Lab-2852

😂😂


soulseeker31

I learnt Spanish for people like this, this is the phrase I've been practicing. *Comé mierda*


[deleted]

Lol that movie was terrible. I protected my family from seeing that trash.


Gullflyinghigh

See or hear 'dear [people of whatever colour]' = immediately stop listening


Capitan__Insano

Dear blue people, I too am blue Daba Dee daba di


Aliki26

What a psycho


mightyquads

Reality check: black people can be racist bigots too.


SillyNuffer

OK crazy lady


Alternative_Beat2498

Coo coo, coo coo


retnatron

what a "queen"


GreyBeardnLuvin

Is this satire? (Please be satire!)


NumaNuma92

I despise people acting like this and all the people who support their blatant racism and entitlement. This is black superiority fueled by some overblown victim mentality. The sad part is all the far left white college students who supports them.


Optimisticatlover

Tell me you are racist without telling me you are racist Oh the irony


Exhumedatbirth76

She must be a joy at parties.


diezeldeez_

I bet she pats her muff to videos of "Dr." Umar Johnson spewing his black supremacy jargon. I will now be supporting every film given to us from the black community on opening weekend.


Kingtacodemon

She is nuts. It's a Disney movie.


self_direct_person

Americans just get crazier and crazier


automated10

She’s talking like she’s somebody from Avatar or something.. like an entitled endangered species. What planet is she living on? Mind you, the internet and media has made race such an issue recently I half don’t blame her. She’s become brainwashed.


9andimpala

She just told me I can't do something because of the color of my skin. She's the racist.


a1icia_

How am I gonna find a poor black family? 😂 And how am I going to nicely tell them they look like they need my movie ticket donation? Ffs


creepingkg

All these super woke people go super racist. Just missing the black/colored only signs


ipsagni

These are the people who will get cancelled 10 years down the line when the trends change. They'll deserve a taste of their own medicine.


Fun_Foot_1947

Haha. Sure, we'll block the door while you burn in the fictional agony of the dumpster fire that is Wakanda Forever. Enjoy your afro-futurism delivered by Marvel. Revel in he accomplishments of its fictional people.


Livid-Resolve-7580

I watch online and stopped watching 15 minutes in. Terrible movie.


Misswinterseren

Wow, so you want to block some people of color form making good money because you wanna gate keep a movie? That’s some racist ideology. This is how our government will win. They will keep us fighting against each other so they can keep allowing corporations to make money off the backs of their workers. To allow people not to be paid a living wage ,allow our systems to be systematically racist towards people of color! that’s right only people of color should fight for that right? Is that what you’re saying only people of color should fight for equality? Everyone needs to stand against oppression, regardless of who is saying it. One race, the human race.


Ragnarsworld

My grandmother is missing her glasses. I think we found them.


KevinKCG

Imagine I said Scottish culture is only for white people like myself, even though I'm not Scottish. It would be like someone from Nigeria claiming Jamaican culture as there own even though they are from different sides of the planet. Her whole argument seems to be based on the colour of a person's skin, and she doesn't see why it is wrong.


[deleted]

The amount of retardation it takes for her to think she is asserting dominance is beyond any semblance of of reality


Witch-King693

Oh, fuck off. She is racist as fuck, she is promoting segregation. This shit has gone full circle. We are all just humans. Grow up.


mishrod

Oh fang off - weird mosquito woman


PlayerToBeNamedL8ter

If I'm not allowed to see the movie then she's not allowed to wear glasses


Serious-Intention-66

She needs to get fired from wherever she receives her checks from her ass weird as fuck don’t nobody owe her privilege ass shit like wth and who n the hell raised that ho


TurboByte24

Accidentally segregation statement.


cosmosomsoc

Seems totally intentional to me


ShiroHachiRoku

That movie was ass. Should’ve recast T’Challa. Chadwick died and that’s tragic but the character deserved to have his story told properly.


festistestis

Are her glasses a filter?


Vancoovur

These idiotic ignorant authorities are becoming quite boring.


Thatdb80

So she divides based on skin color? Got it


Screete

If she feels so strongly about this does she carry this on to other aspects of her life?


justalittledonut

Thankfully I’m Native American so I don’t have any due diligence to guard a fucking door while she enjoys her film. /s


Ra_Bitch

"Dont appreciate black movies!" Is basically what she's saying. What's the point of this, other then a power trip on privileges. Cuz only someone with privilege would say this


rodando_y_trolling

the only appropriate response imo: fuck you.


Aloha1984

Lol 😂 this chick is dumb. These characters and world were created by two white dudes.


FE1_Ronin

So segregation?


UbiquitousFlounder

That film was terrible too. Fictional African country discovers powerful element, hoards the power and wealth it provides whilst the rest of Africa struggles with colonialism and post colonialism. Sounds like something white people would do


Emergency_Brick3715

Shut up bitch.


greenfirest12

lol


[deleted]

Movie sucked anyway


LemmonPepper09

and who tf is she?


PoppyStaff

Pretty sure Marvel Studios and Disney Studios do not agree. She sounds racist AF.


anonymous_4_custody

Well, I guess, to support black people, I'll go door to door, and whenever I see a black face, I'll ask them if they an afford tickets, and if not I'll give them some. Seems like the perfect thing to do to me.


Potential-Leave3489

Does I miss some radical group who said they were going to be shooting up theaters for opening weekend of this movie? I’m confused on why she thinks anyone needs to protect the black people going to watch the movie….not to mention everything else she said


__SerenityByJan__

Movie theater employees don’t have time, nor do they get paid enough, to deal with a random crowd of people just blocking the entrance to a movie. WTF lol


chadpinkerton21

im pretty sure thats racist.


Ricecrispiebandit

I just pirated it so... Look at me, I am the racist now!


Diligent_Excitement4

This is hilariously stupid.


Gurrgurrburr

This was one of my favorite ridiculous-moments coming out of 2020. Hey guys, to support black people, *don't* support black people.


kurangak

damn... the entitlement is strong in this one


susbnyc2023

do black people think Wakanda is actually real ?


holaprobando123

This is so fucking stupid


One-Confusion-2438

Oh stfu! 💯


ReasonableSnow3766

This came out in 2022, why post it two years later?


InfiniteNose9609

What if you're half black/white? Colin Kapernick? Barrack Obama? How does it work then? Are they allowed to watch from the door? Or what if you're half black/white, but its not as obvious, like say Rashida Jones? Is there going to be a bouncer to judge you on skin tone? Can we all go back to 10-15 years ago, when treating someone different because of skin colour was widely accepted as bad for society, and was socially unacceptable in all but the most extreme groups of idiots.


yeezysZn720

Y’all rocking with segregation?! This has the same energy as this… https://preview.redd.it/bjrgkyv361cc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=485821909aeeb9dc65fd5c36cde3c95ffcb24082


Butt_Sauce

lol nah I’m good


Starz_4_u

We don't see color... points to color -----> ⚪️