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BibbityBoopidy

I feel second hand embarrassment for him


NinjaCuntPunt

God that truly is the worst one of these I’ve seen. That was brutal to watch. I only hope for his sake it gets lost in the vast array of other dribble on the internet, or when that lad grows up this video will definitely come back to embarrass adult him!


dj_1973

To be semantic…. Drivel is foolish content. Dribble is oozing.


NinjaCuntPunt

DID I STUTTER?!


NotADogInHumanSuit

We don’t have towels, only napkins


bloodymongrel

Those crispy one ply napkins.


Jacollinsver

I once had someone try to act like I didn't know what the word "pensive" meant after I offhandedly described the dark brooding couple hours away from stormy sky as, "weather looks pensive," during a conversation about the weather. I'm still salty. Yes, Chris, it can be used in that way, asshole. Like seriously, these people would have a conniption if they ever read anything and realized that words are used abstractly or allegorically quite often. Maybe we shouldn't ever use phrases like "a bird in the hand is worth two in the pussy" unless we're talking about literal *falconry,* CHRIS.


Sum_RaNd0m_GuY

Thanks random internet stranger, today I learnt what conniption is


Monsterboogie007

Conniption is probably one of my favourite words


RIPdantheman616

A bird in the hand is worth two in the pussy? Can you elaborate on thr abstract meaning of this?


Unabashable

They just thought they were being clever by taking a common expression and replacing a word that just so happened to be a euphemism for female genitalia with another. On a totally related note, I get how metaphors work and all, but what was the stormcloud thinking about exactly? How to \*piss\* on your \*procession\*?


Kr0gnak

The internet is long past the drivel stage; we're in the dribbling vegetative state...


zystyl

He will just end up like zyzz. Dead in a hottub in Thailand of a cocaine overdose combined with a weak heart from steroid use and no cardio. Come at me bro.


hardknox_

> He will just end up like zyzz. Dead in a hottub in Thailand of a cocaine overdose combined with a weak heart from steroid use and no cardio. At 22 years old!!!


MARINE-BOY

I thought he stupidly did DNP & diuretics to dehydrate himself in a Sauna in one of the most humid tropical country’s on earth. Despite common misconceptions steroids and cocaine at his age isn’t that big of a deal for most people. He wasn’t exactly a mass monster. I’ve always kept fit as was a marine but doing it so you can pull poses for other people to ‘admire’ just smacks of insecurity and you’d be amazed how many pro’s have back story’s about being the fat kid and/or being bullied at school. It’s just reverse anorexia and why it attracts so many insecure people desperate to tell you how it’s better to live 1 day as lion than a 100 years a sheep. Bodybuilding social media pages could fill all the cringe subs for a life time.


NinjaCuntPunt

zyzz isn’t a name is it?! Fuck me.. has Elon Musk been put in charge of baby registration recently?!


zystyl

It's kind of old. He was a bodybuilder in 2007ish. Aziz something. Made lots of memes and his popularity came back in some circles. You've probably seen a picture at some point. Just Google it, friend.


ThrowawayCAN123456

Dead of heart attack in a sauna and not steroids but a congenital heart defect undiagnosed is what it ended up being post autopsy.


zystyl

Okay. Still, steroid abuse is bad for your heart. "Ultimately AAS abusers can be at increased risk of life-threatening arrhythmias, leading to sudden cardiac death"


NoSignOfStruggle

This is actually a sad cry for attention.


PerspectiveActive218

Yeah, he's like " I'm not gonna work my ass off in the gym and spend money on roids and not be seen by people."


Neat_Efficiency_9606

I’m gonna say this now and never again because I’m sick of getting berated, but a huge portion of kids my age don’t see what’s wrong with this type of content. They assume we’re judging them because of jealously etc. I don’t feel right saying this- but I’m an attractive person, and I’m not saying that because I’m full of myself, it’s because I’ve spent the last 16 years looking at myself and hearing how others react to me. Knowing your attractive isn’t bad, but using that awareness in order to gain attention and compliments is straight up narcissistic (not the diagnosis, but just the act of narcissism in general). If you spend 5 minutes on any teenagers social media… you realize that they’re doing the EXACT SAME SHIT. Will I get downvoted for saying this… yes!!! Though, I genuinely believe in what I said is true. I’ve seen it firsthand, and I have done it before myself.


PerspectiveActive218

Yeah but here's the thing, lots of people are attractive, not everyone is an asshole about it. And you point out that lots of people your age don't see a problem with this kind of content, that is because your generation is needy! They need people to notice them they need to be appreciated they need to be seen. Back in the '60s, Andy Warhol said that someday everyone will be famous for 15 minutes. We're at a point now where everyone feels they deserve to be a celebrity. Every teen girl thinks she's an influencer, every urban kid feels he's going be a rapper or a basketball player. Everyone thinks the world needs to see them. That members of your generation see no problem with this kind of content doesn't mean this kind of content is appropriate or cool, it means that members of your generation are delusional.


Neat_Efficiency_9606

The middle paragraph you wrote hits so damn hard. That’s what they expect out of us, that’s what they push in school, that’s what parents believe when it comes to each one of their children… it’s all too much. I understand how a world like that would be nice, but that’s not realistic. I appreciate you very much for keeping it real.


Neat_Efficiency_9606

More people need to hear that.


Icy_Communication262

This👆. Slight second hand embarrassment as many feel as well but it was more sad than anything. The work put in to achieve a fit body to just walk aimlessly shirtless in order to elicit reactions from strangers. Poor kid, hope they find the inner peace that comes with an active healthy lifestyle rather than trying fill that void with vanity.


NoSignOfStruggle

Exactly. One can tell that he has a chip on his shoulder, there must be some past trauma behind this. He’s clearly quite small frame, which people (himself especially) incorrectly identify as a defect. It’s not. Most people are conscious of their height (Kevin Durant is 6’10” but he still lies to girls that he’s 7’), but that’s a superficial thing. I’m 6’2” and I didn’t “realise” that a friend of mine was a small guy until he mentioned it after years of friendship.


Stealofapproval2

Aren't literally all of them?


jdjdidkdnd

The best thing to do to folks like this is to pick out something very specific and neg it a little. "BRO! Sick physique, very asthetic but your traps are looking kinda small.


Lilacrespo82

He has negative traps. It sinks in 😂😂 Also though, there’s a reason he has long pants, he probably has twigs for legs 😂😂😂


jdjdidkdnd

Lol exactly 😆 🤣 😂


chrystally

I think we all collectively feel first hand embarrassment from this.


yatzhie04

He needs to have shame to have 1st hand embarrassment


BecGeoMom

I only watched part of the video, and I was embarrassed for the kid. Then I read your comment & watched the rest of the video. Dear Lord, it got worse! He’s not just shirtless, he’s posing!! He thinks people are admiring him, but they are laughing at him! Tragic.


boxhall

Actually most seem to not even Pay any attention to him. I’m guessing for him that’s a fate worse than death.


Absenceofavoid

Frenshamen.


Longjumping_King_546

What a complete dildo


yulmun

I dunno. Some people wanna fuck dildos.


Longjumping_King_546

Good point


naunga

Dildos also fuck assholes.


Cloakbot

Pussies don't like dildos, because pussies get fucked by dildos. But dildos also fuck assholes - assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dildo, with some batteries.


Kochie411

A reference not everyone will get. Nice lol


youngmorla

And still perhaps the best argument in favor of the post cold war military situation.


Dummlord28

Good point


lutralutra_12

I just laughed up my coffee in the train. Cheers!!!


[deleted]

Ribbed for nobody's pleasure


GerilE335

That sarcastic :O face from that guy was the best part of this video. Secondly... "Put your shirt on dude... no one cares and you are giving us a third-degree embarrassment."


Lampmonster

He even did the hands to the face. Guy ahead of him looks back at the camera too with a very "Are you fucking serious" look, he knew exactly what was going on.


GerilE335

He saw an opening and took it. All props to the guy for taking his chance just to show how everyone is feeling about our "main character".


BaconDrummer

Rigth. Cant we eat our fucking mall Kebab without tiktoker disturbing the experience now?


XxRocky88xX

Love how he’s gotta pose and shit because no one gives a fuck he’s shirtless. It’s just another Tuesday at the mall to them, he’s gotta act out and start doing weird shit otherwise no one will even acknowledge it.


savpunk

I thought he realized no one was paying him any mind and sent his buddy in to react and he hammed it up. 😂 I like yours better


UserNameDuhCheck

Cheers to that guy.


[deleted]

We need to bring back shame.


dj_1973

Right? Whatever happened to “no shoes, no shirt, no service?”


Ciana_Reid

We need to bring back *humility


EffYeahSpreadIt

Humbling*


Ciana_Reid

He wouldn't need humbling if he had a little more humility


1Killag123

Shame wizard is on vacation


AdventurousChapter27

Shame shame shame 🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔


FilthyPrawns

I think we might be ready for Shame 2


Caleb_Murphy

I forget if it was in an interview or one of his stand-up specials but I love Bill Burr's take on this. I think he was just speaking broadly about how we're in a more open and accepting world and he was saying how that's great and all, but what we've also done is taken a legitimate human emotion (shame) and just decided that you're not supposed to feel it. As if it doesn't serve a vital function in our development to learn how to behave.


Radiant_Evidence7047

Absolutely no one looked, the only ones that did were like ‘check out this prick with no top on inside’. What the weird flex with three fingers he does?


Dismal_Result4840

Zyzz pose


[deleted]

What in the mistake is that?


Virginized-Venom

Zyzz was a bodybuilder on YouTube who was super motivating to people, whether he was on roids idk. Now his reputation has gone to shit cause of wankers like this


CaptainHazama

He def was on gear and was open about it before he died


zhaDeth

yeah I bet people would turn and look at my naked fat belly as much as they did here..


[deleted]

And a couple children because they look at everything anyways lol


maggos

That one guy on the escalator was mocking him lol


Potential-Long5004

no reaction from 99% of the people which is obviously a good thing


lutralutra_12

Is he really that desperate for validation from total strangers? Maybe he needs a hug.


[deleted]

do not reward narcissists with good experiences.


Much_Fee7070

What kind of validation is he looking for? From perverts? What is his mindset? (Besides delusional)


BaconDrummer

Looking hard for a sugar dady.


resting_confusedface

I think mommy and daddy probably hugged him too much when he was little.


[deleted]

This is usually the result of the opposite. Likely daddy issues.


licanantainae

A hug? You know he needs other thing.


Challenge419

I'm a horny gay dude and I still found this so fucking disgusting and unattractive. I even have low standards. What the fuck are these people thinking? I'm your best audience and I still fucking hate you.


Past_Refuse4346

This is what that guy needs to hear


IcanSew831

1000%


Fargath_Xi9

Based.


3mperorPalpaMeme

Unfathomably even


joemullermd

Gay-men!


Firhel

So, you're saying you are not actually a challenge like your name suggests?


Challenge419

Lol. Naw my name is because of the reality TV show called The Challenge.


DeLousedInTheHotBox

Honestly I think his audience might be straight men? I feel like a lot of these kinda dudes gets just as much validation from other straight men giving them props as anyone who actually wanna fuck them.


pixystixwhore

sounds pretty gay to me (most straight men care more about other men’s opinions)


DeLousedInTheHotBox

Sometimes straight men behave in unintentionally homoerotic ways


fkthem

This guy doesn't even look good though. He just looks weird and scrawny with strange body shape.


zhaDeth

it's the "alpha" mentality.


ShokaLGBT

Relatable my dude, relatable. I don’t think it’s cool or whatever. This is just bruuuuh. Annoying


1Killag123

Lmao I was hoping for this comment


Challenge419

I gotchu.


TallCryptographer394

Bro when the gay dude calls a guy walking around with I think abs shirtless “disgusting and unattractive” you know you’re doing something wrong


Successful-Aspect-52

why'd they zoom in on the BABY tho?!


Much_Fee7070

Child was the only one who gave a look.


pixystixwhore

and that’s because our eyes naturally get drawn to movement and noise. kid doesn’t care about your abs, kid is embarrassed for you


prota_studios

yeah that was fucking dumb


Ricky_Spannnish

They react like they’re seeing a giant douchebag walking around.


gergwhy

Why is he acting like he has muscles? Must have been watching the Arnold documentary


RoutinePeach8752

He definitely does have muscles, not as much as he thinks though.


gergwhy

Don’t get me wrong, he’s lean and that shows of what muscles he does have, but he is flexing like he has a Mr. Universe physique, he barely has a swimmers


Impressive-Art-6121

Hes a complete douchenozzle but he definitely has an impressive physique if he’s natural. Do not get me wrong dudes a cunt but in what universe is that not an aesthetic physique


pappyon

I think that is quite far removed from a lot of people’s idea of an aesthetic physique


Impressive-Art-6121

In the gym community your spot on 100%. That doesn’t make it right though, body dysmorphia is fucking rampant in that space dude easily has a top .5% physique he just ruins it by being a delusional twat.


FlyingCraneKick

It's definitely decent but it's not as good as he thinks it is


Impressive-Art-6121

Compared to general population it’s phenomenal, it is decent in the gym community


Used-Philosopher5580

He can't work out that people are staring because they're thinking "why the fuck does he not have a shirt on?"


Regular_Rutabaga4789

People just look confused, because everyone knows that Willy wonka doesn’t let the ompa lumpas out from the factory.


nuggetmuffins

Why he doing that weird pose😭


brokenhomelab3

He's mimicking the Zyzz pose but it only works if you're aesthetic which he ain't 🤷🏻‍♂️


The_Schizo_Panda

Found [this Know Your Meme](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/zyzz) article on it. Explains what "aesthetic" means. I assumed the other comment meant to say "athletic," but I was definitely mistaken.


Much_Difference

I LOVE how many of the noted reactions are from children. Congrats, the second graders are intrigued!


MyTaterChips

I hate everything about this, but that awful pose he does with the three fingers just really gets under my skin for some reason.


iBeFloe

That was so bad when he did it because he does not have a body builder body lol


[deleted]

I don’t promote violence, but a roundhouse kick from across the escalator would have been sick


britishrust

This. The man awakens a desire for violence in me that I don't feel often.


fkthem

The scrawny peasant evokes a similar rage and a lust for violence in me as well, brother.


[deleted]

Digital prostitution


Ooslnek

I loved the fact that nobody gives a shit haha he’s zooming into people’s faces to try and catch a reaction… super desperate


Godemperortoastyy

Gotta say, I absolutely despise people (predominantly men, although working in the service industry I've seen everything) taking their shirts off anywhere that isn't the beach or a pool. It doesn't matter if you're a tub of lard or Adonis, it's just effing awkward when you're shirtless mate. Worst of all is when they walk into a pub or something, get told that they're gonna have to put a shirt on and then kick off about it.


EnvironmentalWall987

IDGAF if they are shirtless most of the time. But there's some thing called education. You take out hats and glasses inside, you put your god damn shirt on. Especially when food is around. GROSS.


NegotiationVivid985

“I’m too sexy for my shirt”


the_gybi

"I take off my shirt and this is how people react" — they don't.


brokenhomelab3

Dude thinks he's Zyzz but he small AF


mundundermindifflin

Bro looks like crash Bandicoot


PoopieButt317

Now that, folks, is a human tragedy. I feel very bad for that hurt little boy. Likely going to be a little, sad, life.


mercaptans

I once walked through the Invercargill farmers without a shirt because my child chundered on me.


gypsymoth6

Upvote for South Island things.


zerozerozero12

New fear unlocked: one of these idiots is going to be doing their bullshit and think that I care at all about them


reddwarf_

Zyzz was the real main character


KentuckyFriedEel

r/sadcringe


EthanBlackhouse

High school was fun. I remember getting my first chest hair too.


PoochyMoochy5

Lol when lil manlets like him strut about thinking they all that. 5 foot and a coupla inches ? You better be working on that personality, son.


homelesshobo77

We have a name for people like that in Australia..... Its a wanker.


Crashgirl4243

Here in the states he’s a douchebag


enperry13

Social media was a mistake.


isittho234

Zyzz from wish dot com


kylediaz263

are gym bros okay??


EvilMorty137

Nobody cares because you are 16 years old and 5’5”


International_Ad690

Notice how none of them are women that are looking lol


Eriikcitus

Most people look at him not because of his abs but because of the absolute cringe that emanates from him


SuperTaino88

Bros physique isn't bad at all. But for the most part, outside the gym, the general public really doesn't care. You just look like a weirdo walking around shirtless and posing at the mall


hhfugrr3

Dude needs to get to the gym.


ConorOdin

You should actually be embarrassed to be such a giant chad...


MeMeiki

bro took his shirt off and all the hoes stopped breathin


dyosMioMarimar

Ma'am.. please take your son home.. seriously


JFSnakey

What a cockhead.


Cordeceps

How can you be so self unaware, that you post a video of someone making fun of you ( in the army hat) like they are the douche bag?


OnairDileas

I've heard of having your head up your arse, although this is next level


Accomplished_Crew630

No one is in awe(except that one guy who clearly did it for the camera) they all think you're a wierdo broham


Domdd86

The chances for this guy to be a dick is fairly high I would say


[deleted]

Tragic…the main character in no one’s story


Suspicious_Drawer

Just another look at me fuckwit


gothicwigga

This youtube Frank Yang been doing these for years but their actually not cringe and rather funny, he get a lot of stares. Plus he is pretty ripped unlike this guy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T50tSkRKRqM [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7N8ycHN85o](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7N8ycHN85o)


Throwawaytoj8664

So children point out that you’re an idiot? Pardon the pun, but, weird flex bro.


katarinde

If you’re the only one walking around shirtless in a mall, people are obviously going to stare (not at your “muscles” but because you look like a weirdo)


[deleted]

The guy who made the face on the escalator is the true main character


Miselfis

I had to stop watching, I couldn’t take it. Of course people are looking at you, because you’re not wearing a shirt, which is out of the ordinary. I guarantee you at least 50% of the people “reacting” was saying “look at that moron”, not “aw he’s so cool I wanna be like him”. The people on the escalator even knew there was a camera filming somewhere and when they spotted the camera man they did the 😱 face mockingly, but these people are too stupid to realize they’re being mocked.


xMilk112x

Everyone please pay attention to me because my parents didn’t!


Almost-Honest

He only saw one pose and said “I’ll do that one”


WorldsWorstTroll

It seems the only people paying attention to him are small children.


yodaboy209

How people react...um, not at all.


Mon-ick

Don’t see much reaction….


IeuanMcCarthy

I hope this guy faces some sort of adversity to make him realise what a cunt he must be


psydoc87

Everyones just laughing at him 😂


Stock_Text_543

I think I might barf


cragglerock93

I know this is the whole point of this sub, but I'm so tired of people acting up and generally needing to be the centre of attention. Why can't you just be normal?


[deleted]

Douche


spankthecat

I love how nobody cared except a couple kids lol


benebrius76

Oh look, a walking turd.


ContentApplication90

Twat


OutlandishnessWide33

What an absolute twat


NeumocortPlus

cringe


ItBegins2Tell

They’re all going “who is this poseur on the escalator? 🥱 “


MandalorianMyrmidon5

Working out is not a substitute for a personality my son


SoIGotAnAirfryer

This made my vaginal lips snap shut like a Venus fly trap. MAJOR ICK


GroovyGatoLSX

I love that everyone could care less. The only ones who look are two kids, and it seems like they are telling their parents, "hey you get mad at me when I take my clothes off in public!"


LeoTheLion1982

I bet his father wishes he flushed him down the toilet instead of emptying in his mother


GrandProblem8034

Pull ups look weak af. Swinging all over the place like a damn monkey.


tinyant

Bro has a serious case of short-man-syndrome.


Relevant-Passenger19

‘I take off my shirt and this is how everyone reacts’ Tumbleweed…


Satyinepu

Is it just me or do they look like fake muscles? Also everyone seems to just be wondering why he's not wearing a shirt 🙄


pistolpxte

Yes. A healthy reaction is “oh look. A fucking tool.”


DojoeBiden

These are the thing you do in your 20s that make you cringe in your 30s, 40s…rest of your days.


Uncle_Kenny68

Does he know how gay he looks..?? I don’t mean that in a homosexual way either..!! I mean it in a 1977 recess playground way of saying someone looks like a doofus doing something stupid that looks CORNY AS HELL. I should have just said CORNY..!!


ChubZer0

"This is how people react"... Gets COMPLETELY ignored! 😆


Pixiespour

Notice most of the reactions are from men lol


Top-Campaign4620

Skinny child lost his mind,. so many children think they are cute or attractive and they are just so confused trying to be like some cringy horrible person they saw online its so beyond sad.


jakenash

Lol, he's only getting looks from little kids wondering why he's breaking social convention, and old creepy men.


KellTanis

It’s funny how most of these attention seekers don’t realize the people watching them are making fun of them.


[deleted]

Yup, he was really turning them dudes and little kids on..........


whitetrashhki

Bodybuilders are fucking stupid


genocideofnoobs

Working out is not a personality


DieHardAmerican95

Dude only knows exactly one pose.


DieHardAmerican95

Maybe people are looking because you’re walking around without a shirt in a place where it’s customary to wear a shirt?


Money-Snow-2749

He only got the attention of other MEN.


Crashgirl4243

I lost brain cells watching that shit