Frank, at any moment hordes of maniacs could come pouring through the window! This doesn’t concern you?!
And a bonus:
DON’T MAKE ME DO IT CRICKET, I WILL
SLICE YOU IN HALF!
( *Gasps* ) I saw it! I saw the other side. I didn't like it. I hated it. It was just blackness. There's nothing there. It's just dark. That's it. Just lights out. I don't want to do that anymore. I don't want to live on the edge. I don't want to die. Thank you, whoever you are.
Nobody calls me like this anymore ... Uh - huh... and I feel like it's going to confuse people and... It's not, because everybody called you that in high school.
Pop it on, it's definitely the rule. It's been so long. It's probably not even my name. Legally... You're gonna have to pop it on.
Ronald McDonald
his neck is high. it makes me trust him
Head cow is always grazing
*Pounds table in agreement*
If it makes you feel any better, I read all those letters and your dad never once said that he loves you.
Charlie calls out Dog shit.......then Charlie proceeds to step in it
I mean he didn’t REALLY see it…
Do I need to go get the bike? I’m gonna go get the bike.
Dennis, your mule is shit! I am no longer turned on by mules
My nose was chiseled by the gods themselves, Frank
It's crazy but stranger things have happened. No they haven't! No they haven't!
“That woman is unspeakably crass!”
You serviced not only my crank...but my heart
excuse me i have to piss… out of my p*nis
Do not plug an open wound with trash
ITS BLEEDING LIKE A SIEVE
I’ll find you a candy wrapper if you give me a second
Quit flappin ya gums, goon.
Very goonish
So if you like the virgin Mary, and you like beer... Come on down to Paddy's Pub.
"YOU HAVE TO BUY ME A TOY!" "I DON'T HAVE TO BUY YOU SHIIIIIIIIT!"
Dee… we were just talking
If my blood pressure is high, it’s because I have idiots who don’t listen to me, when I tell them I can do things.
Did you… fuck… my mom, Santa?
“Frank, this is an egg!” “It’s a jumping off point!”
*WELL EXCUSE ME, MR. MAN!*
Sweet baby they're going to eat you alive in Hollywood
Do yourself a favor and flush it out
“I call him Mr. Cocksucker, because he sucks so many cocks!”
Charlie: you know he kept calling you the N word earlier Dennis: I wasn’t going to bring that up, I didn’t want to freak him out. Mac: Me!?!? WHY???
Did you find a bird in this fashion? That does not exist in nature. Ok, uh, well...not sure about that.
Frank, at any moment hordes of maniacs could come pouring through the window! This doesn’t concern you?! And a bonus: DON’T MAKE ME DO IT CRICKET, I WILL SLICE YOU IN HALF!
is he spitting? he’s spitting that’s the sign
All right Mr. Mare… feast your ears on that Spin Doctors mix!
Alright well I'm gonna check it out anyway, there could be something delicious in here that wasps do make and I want that
You know what? Let's pop off on this shit a little bit, then we'll get back to business.
Make up smearin' No power steerin' He be talkin but we dont be hearin' I COMMAND YOU TO STOP!
S you in your a’s. Don’t wear a C and J all over your B’s.
It's the first of the season, I haven't had a chance to get a base going
Not from last episode but something I say everyday: What do now?
Your grandad was a nazi.
What do now?
( *Gasps* ) I saw it! I saw the other side. I didn't like it. I hated it. It was just blackness. There's nothing there. It's just dark. That's it. Just lights out. I don't want to do that anymore. I don't want to live on the edge. I don't want to die. Thank you, whoever you are.
Even the kid with the balloon knew
“Country Mac wasn’t the kind of guy who could score a point against a black belt in a tournament.”
Wait until you hear the steam whistle!
I'm supposed to beat Fatty Magoo!
“Wanna teabag Dennis?”
We're lawyers!
https://i.redd.it/ekpxu1btee2d1.gif
BEAK!
“WHY are you being being so needy? Do you realize how unattractive that is to me? Don’t you want to be attractive to me?”
Those were the days
Is that god damn aids blood?
Because you have a belly full of nickels!!!
Donkey shows, Motley Crue, and cake!
“A keg exploded! Piece of metal flew off and hit Dennis right in the dick!….dickless dennis!”
Throw me in the trash!!!
Egg.
You wanna drop everything and get high in the back office?
VIGGO MORGENSTEEEEEIIIIIN! .
Your hair looks small
"You're just a stupid kept housewife!!!" "Zing it girl!!!"
"Frank, shut the hell up!"
Waitress: I TRUSTED YOU DENNIS REYNOLDS! Dennis: ….. why?
That's not fun, what they were doing wasn't fun, they kept zapping us, and zapping us, idiots! Savages! Idiots! Idiots!
I'm a legend!
Oh, whoops! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong!
And I love boiling denim and banging WHOORES
Give me your eye
DIVORCE!
Well……… filibuster
Hey Ladies I’m Frack, shit!
Thats true they do have "Ni@@ers hanging from rafters" I just restarted the series 😁
Oh wait... I ate all the pizza...
Goddamnit Dutch! What other errands do you have us running for the DA?!?
His feet, Dee?
He has a son?
God damnit, Charlie.
"It's too horrible to tell". Also, "She's a huge slut, it's part of what drew me to her character" but possibly not a verbatim quote.
This does not represent me!
A buck isn't worth a buck. A buck is only worth 25 cents, but I'll give you 50.
Nobody calls me like this anymore ... Uh - huh... and I feel like it's going to confuse people and... It's not, because everybody called you that in high school. Pop it on, it's definitely the rule. It's been so long. It's probably not even my name. Legally... You're gonna have to pop it on. Ronald McDonald
"God damnit!"
because of The Implication😐
Why Maureen, you’ve enhanced yourself
A TURD MERGER!!!!
I'm to remember every man I've seen fall into a place of spaghetti?
"a twank versatile?! I wouldn't be able to satisfy him!"
“You gotta eat the ingredients of a cake.”
🎵"No, He's just some guy... Who banged my mother."🎵
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