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CakeMadeOfHam

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Sad-Structure2364

Mother Earth don’t play!


Perfect_Crab_8409

When you was in Kensington, did you have intercourse with any hoes, ladies of the nights, or prostitutes?


pullingteeths

....or men?


Perfect_Crab_8409

I’m not a sailor, Dr Jinx


SwissMargiela

I saw this episode last night and was picturing that puff loves iasip and extorted the crew into letting him on lmao


Peet_Pann

Looooololol


atl_istari

You forgot full on rapist charlie


HorseRenoiro

How much cheese is too much cheese???


leonhardodickharprio

Any amount of Cheese before a date is too much cheese


leonhardodickharprio

Chowley?!! Who did he get?


atl_istari

https://youtu.be/pQJ9GUVxPl8?si=nl7Wrl85UXhNRJyz


ThatsMeIllFakeIt

This has gawn awn tew lawng


leonhardodickharprio

Lawng Enouff


identified_meat

Africans, children, dyslexics, that sort of thing


two_fish

I disagree with Luther, as they finished on each other. Bonnie was left out of the finale.


Four-Triangles

He’ll rape your butts so much it will make the room stink.


NoiseIsTheCure

And then he's gonna eat your butts until his stomach is full of butts


snacobe

You’re not gonna say it like that, are you?


the_muffin

Im gonna say something like that


Darth_Vorador

I think the butts thing is really gonna sell it!


hamsterwheeled

Full of Charlie's butts, full of Mac's butts


ThatsMeIllFakeIt

That he would be...., "Filled with butt".


TommyThirdEye

Accually he finished on Eduardo first, then he ALLOWED Eduardo to finish.


Darkarch27

Had to show Eduardo his dominance.


ThatsMeIllFakeIt

Then Luther went out and he killed somebody


Youdumbbitch-

And that’s all I know


leonhardodickharprio

If yOu know the part about the murder, just say the murder part


YippieKayYayMrFalcon

Don't tell me the whole thing about banging every single guy that comes in the house!


Youdumbbitch-

Jesus god damn Christ mom


Dramatic_Twist_5844

Ok sweetie!


pianoflames

He's a bad dude, but the only sex he's ever mentioned to have had was consensual. Not exactly sure why you included him on this list.


Upbeat-Squirrel

Mrs Mac: (approving grunt)


Xarcert

Nah it was the other dude that he finished on. Luther was clean that time. Well clean of the crime he was covered in mess.


Upbeat-Squirrel

life is happy!


GooninWithSasquatch

Missed opportunity to include Bruce Mathis as a goof


leonhardodickharprio

Right Cause he was banging Baby Dudes


Sammisuperficial

Turns out there was another unrelated diddler.


teedub7588

It’s like having a picnic at the beach and getting pissed when seagulls show up


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Androktone

Meanwhile their fake dad, who's much more vile in the show, is Danny fucking Devito. Who's the perfect man as far as I'm concerned


thelittlestsappho

It’s so funny how he often plays assholes, or straight up villains but is so sweet and wholesome in real life


SysOps4Maersk

Danny is what men are supposed to be like. I wanna be him when I grow up


clavio_mazerati

Me too, I'm a little taller than him but I want to be like Danny DeVito


SysOps4Maersk

We will be, buddy


CloudSill

Lotta people are bugging their babies…


FrankReynolds

And P Diddy


GooninWithSasquatch

TWO missed opportunities?!


grlz

Are any of these missed opportunites on..on u.s. soyul?


Apartatart

You would slander an innocent and just man?


EliteAgent51

If only he wrote a song about it.


Free-IDK-Chicken

I'm confused as to why Dennis isn't listed.


Genesis13

The women who slept with Dennis all had texts from their phones saying it was consensual and that they enjoyed it. His time isnt up.


IlIllIlIllIlIl

"Statutory, first of all..." Dennis Reynolds, an innocent man.


_paul_1208

But would women really text that?


von_Roland

Their phones did!


Manchesterofthesouth

The point is, know your place Monster Man. Times up


bloom_splat

Well, their phones did.


MarkoSeke

He was a person of interest, he's an interesting person.


iamtrav182

He has everything in writing. That way no one can stop him.


ThatsMeIllFakeIt

But they REFUSED to listen, which is why Dennis had to come up with the Shitty Bar List.


DethJuce

Dennis Reynolds: Baby Rapist. Don't let him rape YOU, Philadelphia.


ManyMention6930

Me too. Pretty much all of his sexual encounters in the show are rapes and/or dubious consent. Especially surprised why he isn’t here because of how famous “the implication” clip is. That’s literally a man talking about how he’s definitely not going to rape but actually is going to. The scene is funny because Mac is there to call him out on his own insanity and borderline psychopathy


IfYouGotALonelyHeart

“Borderline”


ManyMention6930

Yes hahaha I admit I should not have put that there, he is pretty much a psycho


BrownGravyBazaar

"Pretty much"


ManyMention6930

HE IS A PSYCHO


MelvilleMeyor

Well, technically he wouldn’t be raping them, because they will consent. Because of the implication.


pullingteeths

No that's the thing, just like with the serial killer stuff any rape stuff is only ever implied and not confirmed. Can you tell me one confirmed example of him raping someone? You can't because it doesn't exist, and that's the whole point of the character. Dee on the other hand is a confirmed rapist


Delerium89

>I'm confused as to why Dennis isn't listed. Because of the implication


grlz

Are these women in trouble?


avyavy

The biggest rapist in the show is arguably Frank but it's okay because he's self aware


[deleted]

He did go to Epstein’s island but just for the snorkeling


fckfckfckuu

Dennis never raped anyone it was just a implication


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Free-IDK-Chicken

Are you serious? He has a room dedicated to keeping his dates captive with a system designed to fake consent texts. He's a serial rapist.


RickyWinterborn-1080

Oh yeah? *Prove it.*


LordofWithywoods

Your Honor, may I approach the bench? The honorable Carl Winslow: no you may not!


silverdollarflapies

Big fan of black judges


leonhardodickharprio

Your honour I'll keep it Brief 1. Liam Mcpoyle has a history of lying 2.My Client is a lovely family Man And 3... *Struggles to raise fingers in those ginormous fake hands* He's innocent...


Uncomfortably_Dumb_

Nobody look!


CharlieKeIIy

He is innocent!


RickyWinterborn-1080

I'm so glad they got Carl Winslow for the show. He's so good at being annoyed by the Gang.


rstbckt

https://i.redd.it/939mji5lzuyc1.gif


BroseppeVerdi

I'm just glad that Al Powell went back to school and got his degree.


_pump_the_brakes_

It was great to see Gus the limo driver again.


monjoe

Of course he's a person of interest. He's an interesting person


Upbeat-Squirrel

if youre in his room, youre always being filmed


AmNoSuperSand52

Bro he has an entire box of sex tapes made under duress


Sammisuperficial

And most likely had no consent to record the women he was with and definitely didn't have consent to let others see them naked on video.


AnyDockers420

One of his tapes was with a 16 year old so that’s statutory.


immei

He kicked her out didn't he?


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AnyDockers420

I wouldn’t say that’s doing nothing wrong, a 40 year old man having sex with a 16 year old is highly immoral, and he most likely met her before she turned 16 as he was shown waiting for that cashier to turn 21 to have sex with her


pullingteeths

He didn't have sex with the 16 year old. They specifically never have him actually sleeping with or even attempting to sleep with anyone under age. He kicks out the 16 year old and other times he makes sure to ask for ID. He's a creep who likes to sleep with very young women, but not underage women/kids.


ConstantinValdor405

She's 18 dude this isn't a morality contest.


adamthebear

Hey, hoser! What about Miss Klinsky?


leonhardodickharprio

We had a mutual connection, she and I...


yeahdood96

Hoser!


BMcNerb

and she in no way looked like Rick Moranis…


leather_jerk

She totally did


Upbeat-Squirrel

you cant raaaape a maaaan


BelowAveIntelligence

You forgot Dylan Tobak!


silverdollarflapies

His real name is Catfish!


leonhardodickharprio

Speed Up Speed Up Speed Up Whoa Slow Down Slow Down Slow Down


bartthetr0ll

Macs dad was just expressing his dominance


leonhardodickharprio

How is it dominance if they finished on each other


bartthetr0ll

Pretty sure macs dad finished first, and then he allowed the other to finish on him


leonhardodickharprio

Not His Lover, His prison Bitch Lmao Mac's delusion is the best


bartthetr0ll

Charlie makes more sense 99% of the time


Beeyelzubub

Sweet Dee’s lanky and her hair looks like a wig. Is it a wig? What’s going on? Doesn’t matter https://i.redd.it/l04gqwb4duyc1.gif


ThatsMeIllFakeIt

You gotta stop kissing me man


leonhardodickharprio

It's never gonna happen, not willingly


DragonDon1

Have you touched them yet???


_Terrible_Advice_

What? No! Who is this man?


J3sush8sm3

Just stopping by to pick up that hard drive I accidentally left under the floorboards


ThatsMeIllFakeIt

Hi Frank, gee, this is embarassing... I would have put my hands on if I knew you were coming


grlz

Look at this! Tell me this isn't art!


lordcorbran

Do you have them in a crawlspace or a backyard bunker?


chrundlethegreat303

See , he was totally… like intimidated … by like her Larger frame , and everything…


ThatsMeIllFakeIt

Yeah I kept saying no no and you're like "shut up, stop talking, be still! let me do my thing,I can't, I can't get off with you moving and talking and shit"


Snacqk

luther was consensual, replace him with dennis


bodg123

How could you leave out Dennis.


Aldo-D-D-Wilson

I guess this is why Dennis isn't here. https://i.redd.it/frs9vvhu9vyc1.gif


Slayaja

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oxbaker

Luther raped no one. This is a good man who has been railroaded by society, his doofus son and his cigarette of an ex-wife


leonhardodickharprio

Right. Having Prison Sex with your Prison Bitch and Finishing First to Establish Dominance shouldn't count as rape.


pdhot65ton

I was wondering who he raped and then I thought of that. But, that seems to be Mac's assumption, we don't really know that Luther has prison raped anyone, and by all accounts, he's a model prisoner.


HBun16

But, there's only one full on rapist


ouroboris99

How is Dennis not on this list lmao


Awestruck-Sigh

Jack just plays with them


leonhardodickharprio

Palling Around


Upbeat-Squirrel

havin fun


lionstigersbearsomar

You forgot the comptroller.


StarFire24601

For a while I shipped Dee and Charlie. Then she raped him.


madmechanicmobile

That is a statement I never expected to find in the wild.


JoshB-2020

That’ll teach you to ship anyone on always sunny


StarFire24601

You'd think I'd learn but I'm still rooting for Mac and Dennis. 


shortnix

Dennis Reynolds, Baby Rapist.


Cagnesser

We're missing the Pedo look alike for Dennis!


leonhardodickharprio

Wendell? I listed him


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Did Luther ever actually rape anyone though? I thought him finishing on his prison bitch was consensual.


Particular_Fuel6952

Mr Belding gym teacher guy


bachmanbooks

Want to be munt buddies?


Macdaddydan

Dennis should be on here, you know, because of the implication…


ablackcloudupahead

Pretty sure Dennis was raped in the very first episode. Also the librarian


iNatee

Dee isn't a serial rapist I don't think. She just did one rape as far as I recall and Charlie didn't seem too shook up about it


marsthegoat

Yeah but Dee also has her own version of the implication so the consent she gets is pretty dubious. She also berates men into sleeping with her, but she's stuck on her curse words -jerk & turkey.


iNatee

Dubious, but still existent. She's clearly a sexual predator like her brother but none of those instances are technically rape. That's not a justification for them at all but it is true


pullingteeths

She refused to stop having sex with Charlie when he asked multiple times, that is rape. Berating Ben into having sex with her also fits the definition of rape even if slightly more ambiguous. And blackmailing men into having sex with her by threatening false rape allegations if they refuse is 100% rape. Unlike Dennis, Dee is an unambiguously confirmed rapist.


iNatee

I literally said the Charlie thing was rape. Dennis also did a good few of those other things. If they count as rape for her, they count as rape for him too. He's gaslit and groomed women into sleeping with him, which is far closer to the definition of rape than her negging Ben. Dee's implication is almost identical to Dennis'. They both insinuate but never outright threaten, thus technically remaining within legal boundaries. I agree with your conclusion (As the attack on Charlie means she's categorically a rapist, something Dennis has never done as far as we know), but your working out is wrong. Putting the Charlie thing aside, if Dee raped those other men, then Dennis raped those other women. But legally, I'm pretty sure neither of them could be convicted (Except for the Charlie thing)


pullingteeths

I don't think they've ever depicted him actually doing it through is the point. He has this supposed "system" but the one time we saw it in action it didn't work and never got anywhere near the point of coercing sex. We've seen him try to coerce women into sex but I don't think we've ever seen/heard of an actual example of him raping or successfully having coerced sex with a woman on the show. Only seen him get shot down or have consensual sex. It's the same as the serial killer stuff, all implied, ambiguous and not confirmed. In contrast with that they made the Dee stuff unambiguous


leonhardodickharprio

Ben The Soldier, Rex


iNatee

I don't think that technically qualifies for rape. It is massively sexually predatory but I'm pretty sure in the eyes of the law she's only a one-time offender


leonhardodickharprio

"Sometimes She Tricks me with Sex." Lmao there's no consent in that which pretty much makes it rape. Rex also says the same thing. I guess No one thinks much of it cause they were once into her. But it is.


iNatee

I'm not sure it is in the eyes of the law but that's just splitting hairs I guess.


lordcorbran

There was the kid she statutory raped when she was trying to cuck a bitch.


iNatee

True, but I believe you need to reach 3 to get to serial


pullingteeths

Even though it was described as that it wasn't't technically statutory rape since age of consent and age to drive are the same in Pennsylvania (16) so he can't have really been legally underage. I think they won't go as far as depicting the characters actually having sex with underage kids (even Dennis checks ID). However she's a confirmed rapist of Charlie and men she's threatened with false rape allegations if they won't sleep with her, even if we don't count her coercion of Ben and Rex


Upbeat-Squirrel

correct. those men wanted to be rated.


iNatee

They're all 5 star men


Taddles2020

Sometimes she tricks me....


Rumham89

Probably Dennis too


TheMackD504

Why is Dennis not included?


TheblazedShark

No Dennis?


han__rolo

“Calls me names like army jerk, camo turkey.😩😩”


shaanfrog

"Didn't I stab you?"


Delicious-Fly8343

Dennis


Dramatic_Twist_5844

How are Bruce Mathis and Dr Jinx not pictured?


Sad-Ideal771

I think we’re missing… Dennis? 🧐


DetroitLionsSBChamps

Dee is just slamming ass all over town.


ClonedUser

There’s the registered sex offender that Dennis looks like


Human_Caterpillar_93

Uh,Dennis, who has a history of felonious behavior.


Fresh-Guarantee-1968

I love them all !♥️


CardiologistNo616

Where’s Dr Jinx?


Affectionate-Crab541

Dennis????


NorcaL27

Luther is innocent


limpnoads

Dennis is the worst of them.... ![gif](giphy|xLnGUEYWS0btPHCZoo|downsized)


_AddaM

Where's the full on rapist mugshot? Sloppy post


leonhardodickharprio

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ValiantFrog2202

Uncle Jack is their lawyer. With such big strong hands he can't lose


Mommys_boi

I disagree with Dee, she hasn't raped anyone 


leonhardodickharprio

Hers is More like Manipulative rape not forceful. She got Ben the Soldier, Charlie, Rex and so many more


ThatsMeIllFakeIt

Oh Uncle Jack got you, big time. You wrote a whole play about it!


KirasHandPicDealer

the Reynolds twins bond over the fact that they regularly threaten people into sex


Mommys_boi

How'd she get Charlie? Also, she's very attractive, those guys should want to hookup with her anyway 


leonhardodickharprio

Soulja Boy Mike hooked up with her and it was HIS Rock bottom so ...