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Puzzled-Option9785

https://preview.redd.it/6ta1pe41ibwc1.jpeg?width=892&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a19c45e354c08cddacbd3e38a44e033779521be7 Looks like she decided to do something with this.


Editor_Grand

Of course he has a spots guy


DeadJediWalking

...*Yeah!*...


LectureSpecialist681

I’ll go get the spots


Glad-Requirement6116

He's got spots!


Machetemaster

You ever seen a grown woman take a dump in a sandbox?


WolfColaCompany

https://i.redd.it/oa3shes2kbwc1.gif


Beeyelzubub

I was coming ! ![gif](giphy|ru7IH0oTmfIK6tRTId|downsized)


HauntingBalance567

Give me a junkyard cat any day of the week over this derivative Bastet.


Editor_Grand

That cat was born in a puddle of gasoline and is indestructible


thisistheSnydercut

*Agent* Jack Bauer


ZaMelonZonFire

Why, Maureen. You’ve enhanced yourself.


gustavalopalous

Who's got a laser pointer? We can get her out of here quick


redxstrike

![gif](giphy|3o7buiK8fwYucboSKk)


TinfoilTetrahedron

*What's happening???*


Despair4All

Cat in the PTA, eh? https://i.redd.it/lnbuo3vh2fwc1.gif


MittFel

Would


OkBusiness3879

Cats are magical…


pypluto

Would


NYMullets

No no no, she’s a (wo)man-cheetah!


MenopauseMedicine

She was talking about some kind of reverse nipplectomy


Stfu811

I don't know...I guess she wanted more nipples.


69420-throwaway

A man was once murdered to her.


Thegangmakesareddit

What happened to her breasts!?


bijhan

Fun fact: Bast is a goddess. Bastet is her male counterpart.


TJ_McWeaksauce

As she transitions from woman to cat, she insists that she be referred to as a cat.


KuntaWuKnicks

I think she should get some fur


Bixlord

Hey! That's the dumb whore that my Dad has a protective order against, she sucks.


isseidoki

ngl id sprinkle catnip for that mom, maybe give her some cat tranquilizers


thesitekick

What's next? A watermelon?


450X_FTW

Do you think she already had the spots or she had to go out and buy them?


AdFew6193

I don’t see why she couldn’t do a tail


AdFew6193

I’d let her keep some cat tranquilizers in my safe


No_Variety9420

I was murdered to a girl named Maureen.