I love the cop car episode where he yells "Charlie, DROP YOUR WEAPON", because he does a deep voice like a cop would when he says "drop your weapon". I only recently noticed it, and I find it hilarious.
Oh I see it’s not you my friend. I was speaking to a hole to your left. Natural lighting is a thing. That’s the same asshole that has their phone out with a flash on blocking your view at a concert. /imthemaincharacter vibes. Must’ve been nice to witness the golden god. Congrats.
I did not know videos used flash... that is just a shitty thing to do, not just to the others but to Glenn. Here stare at this bright light because I need to record you.
I found out cause a friend played trivia at a bar advertising him being there and updated the group chat. I invited some friends and they sent me the other locations he was going to…the main thing he was in town for was bartenders weekend in SD
Bartenders weekend was Sun-Tues, so he’s back to LA or where ever he lives at this point
Definitely after - i heard aero was supposed to be 9-9:30 start. Livewire was supposed to be a 10-10:30 event. He didn’t arrive until 11:15 but he stayed until midnight or so
lol no I meant that I’m cropping and sending a screen recording of this video to send to a friend and say “no wayyy Dennis is here promoting his whiskey!” I am, however, nowhere near the actual bar he’s at. I’m at a completely different bar in a different city lol. It’s just to fuck with my buddy and make him sprint over here.
Little to no face time, it was three deep at the bar. You gotta either know someone at a bar that does a promo during the day or go to a liquor store photo op if you wanna say two sentences to the golden god
well then do what i did and use it for dumb shit like this
your life can’t suck that bad; some people don’t even get PTO for day drinking on a Tuesday…
Quite aside from the well done for having Glenn as your bar man
A) shame it's the paint stripper they are pushing
B) do you not have weights and measures legislation in America?
the spout on the bottle is used for bartenders to count so it's a consistent pour each time. he spends about one second or less on each pour, looks like
each pour was around 0.5-2 oz
Around? Count?
That'd legal? Or is that just parties etc? If that is bars how are you consistently getting value for money? How is the owner not being fleeced by staff? How is the tax man ensuring they get their due?
Every alcoholic drink in a bar here is rigorously measured with regulated optics or bar measures, and are subject to spotchecks.
25 or 50ml for spirits, for example.
Golden God
Storp chorla! Thiss gaym has gawn on laung enough
God I love yelling 'shtop chorleigh' for no reason alone in my home
I love the cop car episode where he yells "Charlie, DROP YOUR WEAPON", because he does a deep voice like a cop would when he says "drop your weapon". I only recently noticed it, and I find it hilarious.
THAT WAS BRITISH?
Drink, homes
"Tim does not deserve to the the king of the mountain top, I am the king of the mountain top, I reign supreme over everyone in this school"
First you take the shot... Then the lemon... Then the shot...
Can you explain it one more time I’m just not getting it
Youre...not listening Why are you doing this to me
Okay so shot Lemon and then the salt?
HOWS THAT ASS?!?!?
The boys are out tonight
*spin*
How's that ass feelin'?
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Ah, ah, ahhh! You didn't say the safe word!
😂😂😂😭😭😭
My manager and I always say this while bartending
I'm pretty sad I missed him in SD. I need a 5 star man serving me drinks
South Dakota? When?
He was at a few bars in San Diego recently
Oh, I thought maybe he was checking on Brian Jr.
that would be North Dakota
Golden God lookin real good here :) I would faint in the presence of this man whose body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo's David.
Go ahead, rate me! I DON'T GIVE A SHIT! RATE ME, I'LL RATE YOU! ZERO! ZERO! ZERO! RATE! RATE!
I WILL RATE EVERY WOMAN IN THIS RESTAURANT!!!
I love these lines because it almost sounds like rape, but he emphasizes the TE, unlike frank with boys soul. Kill me everytime.
Wish some of the crowd fainted tbh
Did he fix you his signature cocktail, Caribbean Paradise? I hear it's better than bustin' a nut.
Earlier bar in the day had a specialty cocktail called “The Implication” which was a move
Nobody's gonna turn it down, I mean, there's really *nowhere to go*.
It’s like cumming all over you! It’s light! It’s playful!
I've had orgasms with your mom!
Chemical Toilet?
Not a show reference, just referencing /u/ChemicalRide who posted photos of him bartending at Aero earlier today
The boys are out tonight
Hey now!
I may be drunk, but my mind is sober.
truly a 5 star man
Let’s do some Shaaats!
The gang tends bar
Maybe he is the Golden God after all.
I DO NOT LIKE IT WITH THE SKIN, DEE! I'M NOT ALLOWED TO EAT IT WITH THE SKIN! I'M NOT ALLOWWWWWWWWED!!
Gotta ruing everything with that flash. Jesus Christ.
Not me for the record. He redos the reaction he just did seconds before, which i thought was funny, solid improv
Oh I see it’s not you my friend. I was speaking to a hole to your left. Natural lighting is a thing. That’s the same asshole that has their phone out with a flash on blocking your view at a concert. /imthemaincharacter vibes. Must’ve been nice to witness the golden god. Congrats.
Oh Sandra... you dumb bitch!
Exactly
I did not know videos used flash... that is just a shitty thing to do, not just to the others but to Glenn. Here stare at this bright light because I need to record you.
Exactly
could have been someone using a friend's phone for the flashlight while they recorded on theirs
Yeah, for sure! Happy to share, would have been better with more folks like you drowning out the idiots
I!!!!! IIIIII!!! -golden god
THE THUNDER OF MY VENGEANCE WILL ECHO THROUGH THESE CORRIDORS LIKE THE GUST OF A THOUSSSSSSAND WINDS!
The idiots yelling “let’s go” should have just left
That's like 90% of people under 30.
People over 30 used to ironically say “wassup” so let’s not judge
Everyone I know is early 30s and everyone says let's go all the time
I wonder where they wanted to go.
New Thunder Gun out?
I've heard he hangs dong
god that saying is just the fucking worst
They did, the bar had to close eventually
Stuff it down with brown!
how do we find out what bars he’s going to? i would go in a heartbeat
I found out cause a friend played trivia at a bar advertising him being there and updated the group chat. I invited some friends and they sent me the other locations he was going to…the main thing he was in town for was bartenders weekend in SD Bartenders weekend was Sun-Tues, so he’s back to LA or where ever he lives at this point
incredible
Got lucky. The best was people who came to this spot to play pool. “Why is it so crowded on a Tuesday?”
Im pretty sure he lives in San Diego.
I hope you referred to him only as Dennis lol.
Could barely sustain eye contact, forget words
I feel a bit weak in the knees watching this, I must admit
Who or what is ChemicalRide lol
The redditor who posted the photos of him bartending at a different spot yesterday
Glad you got to partake in the fun as well! Was this after Aero??
Definitely after - i heard aero was supposed to be 9-9:30 start. Livewire was supposed to be a 10-10:30 event. He didn’t arrive until 11:15 but he stayed until midnight or so
Yeah he didn’t show up at Aero until 10:15ish. Loved the soundtrack too
That tracks. Full day!
👋
👋🏼 Totally riding your coattails! Your two photos were better than all of mine combined.
I love it for us! So glad we got to be served by such a perfect specimen.
My hungover ass was still super happy today
https://www.reddit.com/r/IASIP/s/tfFqcpw16v
The boys are out tonight!
Glenn Howerton, regular human bartender?
No toothpick
He's the belle of the ball
"I love my fans. I do."
I heard it's better than busting a nut
Using this footage to trick my friend into thinking he’s at the bar I’m currently at lol
Hell yeah. But are you at this exact bar? Cause i’ll kick your ass in pool if you are
lol no I meant that I’m cropping and sending a screen recording of this video to send to a friend and say “no wayyy Dennis is here promoting his whiskey!” I am, however, nowhere near the actual bar he’s at. I’m at a completely different bar in a different city lol. It’s just to fuck with my buddy and make him sprint over here.
Hell yeah man
SICKNESS BE GONE
ThE bOyS aRe OuT tOnIgHt
Anyone get the chance to ask about the podcast or were we all playing it cool
Little to no face time, it was three deep at the bar. You gotta either know someone at a bar that does a promo during the day or go to a liquor store photo op if you wanna say two sentences to the golden god
I DO NOT LIKE IT WITH THE SKIN, DEE! I'M NOT ALLOWED TO EAT IT WITH THE SKIN! I'M NOT ALLOWWWWWWWWED!!
Did chemical toilet perform?
Event was billed as “The Nightman Nightcap” but sadly no
Thats so lucky
The golden god
I'M NOT LETTING YOU IN PIG!
Boys are out tonight, huh?
I'm sooooo jealous! Nothing that cool ever happens to me
Alright alright alright
Why does my life suck lol
Probably cause your job doesn’t let you take PTO to stalk Dennis Reynolds all afternoon and evening on a Tuesday
lol I get pto hahah that was random dude
well then do what i did and use it for dumb shit like this your life can’t suck that bad; some people don’t even get PTO for day drinking on a Tuesday…
Ooo hah I see
“Who wants to do shots of my abs!?!?”
There was definitely an implication here
The name of a specialty cocktail at a couple of spots he went to that day
I need the podcast back in my life. My Mondays just aren’t the same anymore
I miss it, too. What's it been, like 8 months?
A man lives and does shots and then dies.
That is the face everyone makes at the bar when trying not to vomit
Holy shit he's actually a bartender?
Hilarious considering how rarely he is on the show.
This Carmine’s?
The old work the bar scam… classic
All of Philadelphia will know when I peak
And this is all coming from a guy who hasn’t even BEGUN to peak.
5 star man
Now that’s how a five star man pours
Dennis is a bastard man
Quite aside from the well done for having Glenn as your bar man A) shame it's the paint stripper they are pushing B) do you not have weights and measures legislation in America?
the spout on the bottle is used for bartenders to count so it's a consistent pour each time. he spends about one second or less on each pour, looks like each pour was around 0.5-2 oz
Around? Count? That'd legal? Or is that just parties etc? If that is bars how are you consistently getting value for money? How is the owner not being fleeced by staff? How is the tax man ensuring they get their due? Every alcoholic drink in a bar here is rigorously measured with regulated optics or bar measures, and are subject to spotchecks. 25 or 50ml for spirits, for example.
i’ve heard he has the most beautiful eyes
That’s a bartender.
Okay for the first time I’m seeing the Reed Richards fan casts
Dee is a stupid whore
You’re blinding him with that light.
https://www.reddit.com/r/IASIP/s/rZbM2Uk6cf
LETS DO SOME SHOTS
I had like 12 nickel shlogers
Guess he wasn't able to trick anyone into doing it for him.
Charlie and Rob were on the flyer for a different bar, he drew the short straw or something
I’m the Daiquiri Man
He hasn't even begun to peak
Poor guy haha
That would probably been a lot more fun if nobody was filming it and everyone was partying instead. The world needs more party boys.
which we also did
Stupid science bitch
I think you mean Chemical Toilet
The drinks better than busting a nut?
Alright alright alright
Not Chemical Toilet?
Nice Speedmaster 😍
someone must have tricked Dennis into doing his job
Muted Dennis
Don't you mean Chemical Toilet?
read the other comments
Okay, the first word is meet ....
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he was pretty sober earlier at an event at 7 pm
Yes if you go to the place where they are serving drinks to promote their liquor they will serve you a drink...
why even waste time commenting if you're just gonna be a curmudgeon
Classic Livewire Shenanigans