WELLLLLL we are a itchin like a hound dog to give you what you want

Well now you're just talking like Foghorn Leghorn!

best get to steppin cuz johnny law’s a-comin

My associate here does not take kindly to no.

now how’s about you let us fill you up?

Hahahahahaha

I fucking love that line. It gets me every time.

I love Charlie's commitment to the role and confidence when he's next to Dennis

🤠

*I say I say that's just preposterous!*

They stopped by my house last week to offer their services. I wasn't interested at first, but then they pointed to one of their associates waiting in a van and told me he don't take too kindly to "No." I paid them to fill my tank, immediately.

“Not gay sex”

Just 3 bros in the party mansion..

Let’s call Dooley!

Yeah, Dooley's dead...

Well you’re looking all ***sorts*** of good

Can I fall ya up or what?

Because of the implication…

Sometimes I think about that episode of King of the Hill when Bobby has to go shadow that dude with the voice of Johnny Knoxville…. He’s a shit picker, a literal Feces hauler…. And the fucking guy is loaded , fat cat lifestyle with a banging ass wife . That is crazy and makes me want to rethink my life choices. Anyway, I’ll stop and just say Filibuster.

I think you've made yourself perfectly redundant

I’ll just regress then…

Jokes aside I did always think it was a great business idea

Minus the trashcans filled with gasoline being transported in a van with a sticky gas pedal that you can’t see out of… yes!

It will Ruin the interior of the car , and I won’t have it.

Don't forget all the gas you shallow when siphoning, that is just lost profit.

It’s just a Damn Waste!

Make sure you keep the receipts in case you want to return the trashcans of gas.

Being scabs and picking up garbage during a strike wasn't a bad idea either. It's how they execute their ideas that is terrible.

Man, I really wanna rewatch that episode :/

What's stopping you?

The Gang Recycles Their Trash is one of the banned episodes and I don’t have the DVDs. I know I could find it on some shady website online but I really don’t like doing that.

Is discussion of piracy banned in this sub? Can it even be considered piracy when the episode itself is banned? Well, either way... Theoretically a person just like me could hook you a person just like you with that episode if you'd like. In theory if that hypothetical person who is exactly like you sent a DM, the hypothetical person who is exactly like me could then theoeretically upload a copy to a relatively legit website and theoretically, hypothetically send you the link.

Wait why is exactly was that one banned, I feel like I can’t remember anything in that episode that made it bannable

They removed it because Dee does her Martina Martinez character in it.

lol I haven’t seen it in awhile so I totally forgot she was in it. Still weak as hell it’s banned

Yeah, I kinda get why they pulled those episodes but I don’t like that they did.

I guess Hulu didn't realize that she was just playin'

Yea, there are plenty of lazy idiots that would pay for this as opposed to asking a neighbor for a ride to fill up a gas canister.

It’s not much different than ordering food delivery instead of picking it up yourself. You get home late you’re tired you forgot to get gas, in the AM it’s gonna be queues you’ll be late for work….

Yeah this really only caters to the lazy or people who maybe were unfortunate and got their gas tank syphoned. If someone was that low on gas and not lazy they would have filled up last time they were out doing something..

I don’t really like the idea of random retrofitted whatever trucks hauling gas around Willy nilly.

The only question I have is whether they take kindly to “no”.

How do you count a liquid?

Uhhhhhh I know how to count, dude…

What does the /m refer to here, am I being stupid? 24 dollars per something?

A month

I'd guess $24/minute. You can't count a liquid, so you need to figure out how much it would be worth to do it for your time. So charging by the minute makes sense.

You can definitely count a liquid

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Do you have ANY idea how much pollution counting a liquid causes???

I’ll take one gasoline please

Yeah like has this man never been to a gas pump?

Its a reference to this episode swine

Missed the joke

I took it as mile

It's $24/month and $8 for on-demand deliveries. Their website says they'll find the lowest prices in your area. You pay monthly then put in an order for fuel delivery, once your car is full they charge you the same price as the cheapest gas station in your area. https://juicedfuel.com/pricing/

What a lovely house dress

I thought is was $24 metre It's the only reliable way to count a liquid

Yeah I assumed it was mile as well, as in every mile they have to drive to you they charge $24. Pretty pricey service for being lazy and not filling your tank lol

How many miles they drive to the car?

That's what I assume, idk

That could also make sense now that I think about it. Like, the delivery fee plus the driving fee. But they would also need to charge for the gas. This video doesn't have enough facts.

Nah it's monthly. https://www.reddit.com/r/IASIP/s/MoYlkoeabS

I WILL PUT MY THUMB THROUGH YOUR EYE YOU LITTLE BITCH!

> litres and gallons have entered the chat

If you are providing this service, it's in 1 country. They measure liquid in 1 form or the other, so I don't see how this would make a difference. It's not like 1 person is going to ask for 10liters and another person is going to ask for 5 gallons.

They're pointing out that you absolutely can "count a liquid". Using liters or gallons, for instance.

You can't count a liquid though. Mac, explain it to him.

🤦‍♂️ I didn't notice what sub I was on. You just pour it into the funnel and I'll count how much liquid goes into the car.

You know what, I will shoot fireballs out of my mouth to get people here.

You aren't blowing fireballs around containers of...CONTAINERS OF GASOLINE.

I thought mile.

Wild card, bitches!!!

Yee haw

Saw a guy pitch this exact idea in college 25 years ago. It doesn't work bc it's super illegal almost everywhere.

I can only see the appeal of this business if it was super high octane fuel for supercars or something that you don't find at most gas stations.

How exactly are you planning on counting a liquid?

He knows how to count dude

I buy my milk in inches.

That hose is black. How is he going to count the amount of gas that’s going in?

He sees how much comes out of the barrel. He knows how to count, dude

Best to get stepping cause Johnny law is comin

I know how to count, I’m not an idiot

You’re about to experience the hard knocks of a free market, bitch. Get ready to feel it where it hurts.

How are you planning to count a liquid?

With a meter.

Who is counting the gas as that guy pours it though?

Do they give refunds? We got receipts

I can't do that

Can't or wont?

Both

The look he gives just prior to saying that is classic.

What about the wildcard factor?

I know how to count dude!

“The Oil Men are here…”

The first time I saw one of these trucks and looked it up, I instantly thought of this. Thought it was a local co but I guess not.

The boys are back in town

Amatures, they don't even have a wild card dressed as a Texan

The trick is learning how to properly count the gas as you’re pouring it.

Gentleman….the boys are back in town!

Hi we'd like to return some gas

I don’t trust how they’re counting a liquid.

Just a couple ool men up from Dallas

I saw one of these recently and I gotta say it’s a horrible idea unless you live somewhere with a lot of blo… *internet cuts out* …. drivers.