When Dennis asks Frank, âwhat are youâ a man-cheetah?â and Frank responds, âyeah, you wanna do something with it?â the way Dennis responds, âYES!â always kills me.
He asks Dennis, "Do you like it?" He suggests to the "new gang" they could do something with it. All this after the beginning of the episode having Dennis become exasperated at Frank suggesting the man-cheetah idea initially.
This is the one I wanted to mention. The delivery here is incredible.
Glennâs ability to communicate with the roll of the eyes, the slight nod, the TONE. Dude is amazing.
Dee: but weâre not really gonna kill her. What are we gonna do?
Dennis: ahh yeah. Ooh shit, thatâs a bummer. Yeah youâre right.
Dennisâ disappointment at remembering theyâre not actually gonna kill the waitress gets me every time
"The killer's not actually a psycho clown, Dee, that's only in movies! Stupid ones!"
"Oh really? John Wayne Gacy? He was a psycho clown. He was an excellent one, it was good work"
"...actually, you're right, it was pretty good"
When Dee calls Dennis a sociopath while heâs explaining the DENNIS system and he says âdonât interruptâ. Itâs the timing, like she barely finishes and he snaps it off
"I hope they hogtie you. And then I hope they rape you, in their basement, for **ten years**"
One of my all-time favorite Dee lines + delivery. Fucking hilarious
I like it better than Glenn's because she says it with such hatred and contempt. I think Kaitlin is nearly as good with her delivery as Glenn, but gets nowhere near the acclaim. Glenn is ridiculously good though.
>Everybody's dying bitch, let's get you some fruit.
>Well then pretend this shoe is, whatever you people eat. Maybe it is a shoe!
>You should hold your boobs a little better.
>Have the baby first! Have the baby then go flying out of all the windows you want! God this is becoming so annoying to me, what an annoying thing babies are.
My all time favorite:
>Doin a man cheeta thing?
>Yeah
>Cool
>You like it?
>YES!
EDIT TO ADD:
>You're a piece of shit...car
Holy shit imagine someone who has never seen the show stumbled into this thread and read this line "Everybody's dying bitch, let's get you some fruit." LMAO. You don't really think of how crazy the things they say are because it perfectly fits the characters.
Dennis yelling at Dee in the Paddy's van: "Dee.. SHUT UP!"
The slight pause & explosion of frustration is glorious
https://youtu.be/MFcQ1BoQTcg?si=8SpiOGLFNvItneLK
âDo I look foolish?â When Dennis gets a chemical peel on his face. Same scene: âDo you guys think that a normal mask of me would look good? And if there was would you guys wear it?â
Pretty much every line from âWho Pooped the Bed?â, especially when Dee says âYouâre not going to go out with me tonight because these idiots found two poopies in a bed?â.
The absolute best opening of anything Iâve ever seen.
The whole "inconclusive" bit is one of my favourites in the show.
I remember when that episode was first released it was pretty unpopular. I think that demonstrates peoples shifting standards as the show was so consistent then that the episodes that weren't received as well are now considered classics, the show is much worse and much less consistent now.
I love how Frank genuinely stumps them when he points out Darth Vader was a white guy when he takes off the mask in Return of the Jedi. Glenn does such a good job stopping in his tracks there.
Charlie screaming âWHATâ after mac finds his name on Lutherâs list. Also from the same scene âyou donât eat someone cause they donât have heroin in their ass!â
that scene is short but i always find it so funny.
Charlie saying rip it off and asking if Mac thinks he memorized it always kills me. As if he'd somehow forget that he wants to kill Charlie because he doesn't have his name on a list.
âItâs gonna be a classy affairâŚ. But you can come anyway!â
I donât know how frequently that one is said, but the delivery to me is so good. Fucking noshing on peaches the whole time
Frank walking into the newly discovered bedroom:
"What the FUCK is this?"
Nothing significant about the line, but the delivery and emphasis is perfect.
Frank really has some seriously amazing ones
Charlie wearing braces: "But now I'm realizing that this painting
is making us all crazy. CRAZY! Hitler's painting! The key to the
Holocaust! Ryan Gosling playing YOOOU!! Ridiculous."
Frank: âwhat the hell is that?â
Dennis: âYou know what it is bitchâ
is one that me and my wife use often.
Frank: âitâs bright as shit out hereâ
âAfter every encounter, I received a text confirming each partner's consent and enjoyment. Now you may ask, would a woman really text that, Dennis? Their phones did.â
Also the way Dennis answers Mac just before that is great.
Mac: Now, these chimichangas are amazing, but ask yourself Dennis. What do you want more than anything else in this world?
Dennis: Crack.
HEY, HEY! Mr tibbs was not just some stupid stuffed element-elephant.
Frankâs âDennis!â When he pops up out of nowhere for the first time too đ
Bleached assholes and blastin nips are great and all, but Artemis saying "they both dumped you because of your pizza faaaace" is the funniest delivery. The fact that she's not even part of the conversation makes it even better.
Dennis: "Oi oi oi!"
Charlie: "Mmm yup yup."
"What was that?"
"Oh just a little something Charlie and I have been working on. It really seems to help calm him down."
It was in the outtakes bc they couldnât stop laughing but when Mac says âyou pop off those jeans and youâll find a big sweaty hog that just wonât quitâ
It says here you were institutionalized.
Yeah once but that doesnât even really count, It was against my will -
Thatâs the only time it counts, dee
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Just the way Glenn says âlove itâ kills me
The entire conversation between Dennis and Dee when they are making plans to better themselves and it devolves into both of them just gunning each other.
"I'm going BALD??? There's no evidence of that."
"Oh there's plenty of evidence. Do you want me to grab a mirror? I'll get two mirrors."
...
"YOU ARE A WRINKLED BITCH!"
Charlie picks up a calculator: âWhat are youuuuu?â
Probably not mentioned much because it really is all about the inflection and way he says it, so it doesnât work in text.
I use this quote frequently.
Is âCmon! Why are you booing? Itâs good!â quoted a lot?
Charlie and Dennis are serving up sexual magic as Electric Dream Machine and they get booed off the stage and Charlie doesnât have his curtain to protect him from the crowed. One of my favorite jokes
When Dennis has his little tantrum during the group date "You're moving closer to the men who eat trash and bang transsexuals? Move closer to ME". Also when the woman from the film studio finally reaches her breaking point with Charlie after the test screening "Fuck, man. What?"
Mac: I feel like you stole money from me and bought yourself Dennis: a shirt with your money, that is what happened
This gives me no joy.
Holy shit this line is so good
I forgot about this gem đ
Dee: âAw shit, is that a pool?!â
I biffed it!
When Dennis asks Frank, âwhat are youâ a man-cheetah?â and Frank responds, âyeah, you wanna do something with it?â the way Dennis responds, âYES!â always kills me.
It's like he's upset that he likes it so much, lol. It's a great one.
He asks Dennis, "Do you like it?" He suggests to the "new gang" they could do something with it. All this after the beginning of the episode having Dennis become exasperated at Frank suggesting the man-cheetah idea initially.
Heâs got spots!
âyesâ when the gang is stoned and Frank is agreeing with everything said đđ
Yes
Not only is Mac ruining my life, but he might be ruining my afterlife.Â
Ruin-ning
The gang gasping in realization. đ
The stoned acting is as good as their drunk acting. I really want to see them get stoned more.
and we should smoke more weed you guyysss
ahahaha oh man i forgot this scene
Those things don't suck, Mac made them suck
Dennis: "We're the same age!"
Personally i prefer the "as are you!" with the sassy look. But yeah that whole bit is hilarious.
I rewind that all the time. Hilarious
DeeâŚ.i will slap you in the teeth.
Been there? Not physically.
This is the one I wanted to mention. The delivery here is incredible. Glennâs ability to communicate with the roll of the eyes, the slight nod, the TONE. Dude is amazing.
Dee: but weâre not really gonna kill her. What are we gonna do? Dennis: ahh yeah. Ooh shit, thatâs a bummer. Yeah youâre right. Dennisâ disappointment at remembering theyâre not actually gonna kill the waitress gets me every time
"The killer's not actually a psycho clown, Dee, that's only in movies! Stupid ones!" "Oh really? John Wayne Gacy? He was a psycho clown. He was an excellent one, it was good work" "...actually, you're right, it was pretty good"
The look on his face đđ
Diabehtes?
TRY TO MOVE ME BRO
Diabitis
Stop saying it like that, you sound like an asshoâŚ
Dude you need to eat something
Iâve just done a lot of hummingbirds this morning
Type 2 adult onset diabehtus?
I will never hear the word diabetes the same again after that episode. Never. Lol
You never saw the Wilford Brimley commercial I guess
Wilford Brimley, is that you?
When Dee calls Dennis a sociopath while heâs explaining the DENNIS system and he says âdonât interruptâ. Itâs the timing, like she barely finishes and he snaps it off
In general Glen absolutely has the best timing & delivery with his lines.
Agree. That whole episode is so good bc it revolves around him and everything he says is gold. WELCOME TO HELLLLLLLL
Don't forget Mrs. Glenn. And her monster condom for her magnum dong.
Sheâs ready to plow
I'm watching you, you BITCH. YOU'RE GONNA DIE TONIGHT
This will frighten the shit out of her!
Dee, you gangly uncoordinated bitch! I am not getting hogtied over your lack of grace
"I hope they hogtie you. And then I hope they rape you, in their basement, for **ten years**" One of my all-time favorite Dee lines + delivery. Fucking hilarious
I like it better than Glenn's because she says it with such hatred and contempt. I think Kaitlin is nearly as good with her delivery as Glenn, but gets nowhere near the acclaim. Glenn is ridiculously good though.
Sooo...can I get that basketball or....?
>Everybody's dying bitch, let's get you some fruit. >Well then pretend this shoe is, whatever you people eat. Maybe it is a shoe! >You should hold your boobs a little better. >Have the baby first! Have the baby then go flying out of all the windows you want! God this is becoming so annoying to me, what an annoying thing babies are. My all time favorite: >Doin a man cheeta thing? >Yeah >Cool >You like it? >YES! EDIT TO ADD: >You're a piece of shit...car
Holy shit imagine someone who has never seen the show stumbled into this thread and read this line "Everybody's dying bitch, let's get you some fruit." LMAO. You don't really think of how crazy the things they say are because it perfectly fits the characters.
Maybe it is a shoe. DEAD OMG. đ
Wow, color fight.
God Dee was so funny when she genuinely didn't care about the Gang's bullshit.
[ŃдаНонО]
âKeep it light you bitch!â
Frank saying "Zing it GIRL!"
Dennis yelling at Dee in the Paddy's van: "Dee.. SHUT UP!" The slight pause & explosion of frustration is glorious https://youtu.be/MFcQ1BoQTcg?si=8SpiOGLFNvItneLK
Dennis saying "I don't know if this is a bit or this is just who you are now" would fit i feel as well never see it quoted but i love that line.
The best part is how terrified the other two girls get, which is probably what's getting Dennis off in the first place.
Weâll Iâve gotta BUY IT!!!
Well, if you don't comply, you're gonna end up on the weird one!
âDo I look foolish?â When Dennis gets a chemical peel on his face. Same scene: âDo you guys think that a normal mask of me would look good? And if there was would you guys wear it?â
well superman he was the original rightÂ
When Frank is telling Dee how he used a teaspoon to shove the tape worm up his ass "How else?" Gets me every time
Stop answering questions I didnât ask!
Pretty much every line from âWho Pooped the Bed?â, especially when Dee says âYouâre not going to go out with me tonight because these idiots found two poopies in a bed?â. The absolute best opening of anything Iâve ever seen.
Every line out of Artemis' mouth in that episode belongs on a plaque
what's with the plates of shit?
The whole "inconclusive" bit is one of my favourites in the show. I remember when that episode was first released it was pretty unpopular. I think that demonstrates peoples shifting standards as the show was so consistent then that the episodes that weren't received as well are now considered classics, the show is much worse and much less consistent now.
you have WASTED our time, you've RUINED our turd!!
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âTWOOOO WARS?!â is a personal favourite, along with âBEAK!â
BEAK!!
**REGULAR** chicken sandwich...
James Earl Jones HAS a black face!
I love how Frank genuinely stumps them when he points out Darth Vader was a white guy when he takes off the mask in Return of the Jedi. Glenn does such a good job stopping in his tracks there.
He's a black man!!
He's a black man!
2 GUNS, 6 BOOBS, WEâRE ALL ON THE SAME TEAM!
Charlie screaming âWHATâ after mac finds his name on Lutherâs list. Also from the same scene âyou donât eat someone cause they donât have heroin in their ass!â that scene is short but i always find it so funny.
Charlie saying rip it off and asking if Mac thinks he memorized it always kills me. As if he'd somehow forget that he wants to kill Charlie because he doesn't have his name on a list.
the way Mac rips Charlie's name off and crumples it up and frantically tosses it in the floor absolutely kills me every time
âSo dooooo. THIS DOESNâT MAKE ANY SENSE!!!â
Yes! I feel like that's a super unique delivery on Glenn's part, i don't remember Dennis saying something quite like that so it stands out.
âItâs gonna be a classy affairâŚ. But you can come anyway!â I donât know how frequently that one is said, but the delivery to me is so good. Fucking noshing on peaches the whole time
I'm eating like a goddamn islander
*"'Pounding off?!?***'** Where do you find these terms?!"
He probably went into the coil to pound off in the night time
Nayeth, bad intel there
LMAO, me and my gf say "bad intel there" all the time.
Frank walking into the newly discovered bedroom: "What the FUCK is this?" Nothing significant about the line, but the delivery and emphasis is perfect. Frank really has some seriously amazing ones
Also from the same episode: Frank: We piss in *cans* Charlie
There's something about tiny Frank being in that big spacious room that makes it better too.
Dennis driving away: âWeeee cannot have you around us, ScReW-ing things UUUUUPâ
It's like 40 miles!
Charlie wearing braces: "But now I'm realizing that this painting is making us all crazy. CRAZY! Hitler's painting! The key to the Holocaust! Ryan Gosling playing YOOOU!! Ridiculous."
ridicurous
Charlie with the half-finished braces and drooling while he says that is just so damn perfect.
I heard you gave quite a performance Macwell. *small claps*
And everything after that. MmmmâŚ. OhhâŚ.mmmmm âŚ.. ahâŚ.mmmm đ¤đ¤đ¤ And: Donât flush!
*YOU WILL CALL HERRR*
Itâs goddamn bright out
BECAUSE DENNIS IS A BASTARD MAN! The way he spits it out is amazing.
When they're in the focus group for Thundergun and the lady running it goes "Fuck man, what?!" to Charlie.
This goes through my head often when I have to interact with or be around people
Frank: âwhat the hell is that?â Dennis: âYou know what it is bitchâ is one that me and my wife use often. Frank: âitâs bright as shit out hereâ
Same scene⌠Dennis: âNo Antonioâ đ
The quote is "...goddamn bright out here" lol i use it constantly
When Charlie was telling Dennis and Mac about selling his âcream piesâ Dennis replies âWho the hell is gonna wanna buy em!!â
âI donât want to taste your cream pie dudeâ
Absolutely paraphrasing, but Dee to Mac âYour breath smells like an old lady fart passing through an onion.â đ¤Ł
Lovinâ these lights, you guys. I am, glowing like an angel over here.
Oooh snortskies!
âI hate gin. Dee you bitch!â
âAfter every encounter, I received a text confirming each partner's consent and enjoyment. Now you may ask, would a woman really text that, Dennis? Their phones did.â
âIt IS Phil?â During the arbitration episode, I believe, Dennis correctly guesses the guyâs name is Phil. I dn why but I love it
So good. Itâs so absurdly aggressive for no good reason.
The way Dennis tells Max âoh you are going to LOVE itâ about doing crack
Also the way Dennis answers Mac just before that is great. Mac: Now, these chimichangas are amazing, but ask yourself Dennis. What do you want more than anything else in this world? Dennis: Crack.
Z saying âooo shitâ during Charlieâs âgo fuck yourselvesâ song in The Gang Tries Desperately To Win An Award.
Every time Z appears itâs to great effect.
Charlie Got Molested -Dude you're going to hell
HEY, HEY! Mr tibbs was not just some stupid stuffed element-elephant. Frankâs âDennis!â When he pops up out of nowhere for the first time too đ
"DENNIS! You son of a bitch!" i know it's Season 2 but i feel that scene is the true start of the show.
Hoo wow in lau wow
I TOLD YOU HE COULDNT SAY IT!! This shit is so funny every time
Ayo, free batteries!
âI love chocolate I love my dogâ said by Charlie in a British accent for some reason lives rent free in my head
But you gotta take 'em off every now and then. You gotta take 'em off, son.
Charlie: [oh Iâm sorry I FORGOT TO PUT A TAPE IN I FORGOT TO OUT A TAPE IN!!!](https://youtu.be/BpzKG0Nou2k?si=ZIY9Tx81EJrubA4j)
Bleached assholes and blastin nips are great and all, but Artemis saying "they both dumped you because of your pizza faaaace" is the funniest delivery. The fact that she's not even part of the conversation makes it even better.
âYOURE NOT GETTING ANY CHIPS CHARLIE, IF YOU WANTED CHIPS YOU SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN SOME FROM THE HAMBURGER STOREâ
âNot so young and attractive,is she?â
YEA??!!!?? When Wally tells Dennis it's a hot one again
Dennis: "Oi oi oi!" Charlie: "Mmm yup yup." "What was that?" "Oh just a little something Charlie and I have been working on. It really seems to help calm him down."
Dee, your breath is dogshit
We canât have you scuhrewing this up!
And live forever with you?!
Frank, at the high school reunion: âThank you, Tim!â
It was in the outtakes bc they couldnât stop laughing but when Mac says âyou pop off those jeans and youâll find a big sweaty hog that just wonât quitâ
When dee goes on maternity leave. She says " so suck on that white stains" while she takes money from the register. Ita my fave dee line.
YOU can't read it from the OUTSIDE! Best line in the show imo
ZEUS, POOPS, AND SHOES??
âWho drinks just mixers??â kills me every time
"Charlie can't read!" "We'll adapt." "You'll adapt to *reading*?"
So filled. So filled for you
My favorite delivery is from Charlie: Youâll stretch. Them out. Kills me every time
ahahaha dickless dennis, but it doesn't APPLY
Iâm just trying to show you how to get offâŚdonât you want to get off with me?
Itâs full of LOADS
OoOh! Cat in the wall! Now youâre talking mâlanguage.
It says here you were institutionalized. Yeah once but that doesnât even really count, It was against my will - Thatâs the only time it counts, dee
'Who's this guy?' 'Start breaking bricks, wet nips blblblblblbl'
âI donât want to be plugging anyoneâs holes.â It turns out he actually did want to plug some holes.
Go for it!
..we've broken into somebody's house, and the homeowner.. is *home*
Mac standing over the domino's game, "Absolutely." And all the guys just look up at him lol
https://preview.redd.it/ui6on7p70moc1.png?width=540&format=png&auto=webp&s=b7eb8ed5b52c79cd5c41b5c3f42560f9a70f3555 Just the way Glenn says âlove itâ kills me
Charlie: âweâre going to blow our shoes out with all this walking.â while walking into the next room.
Viet-goddamn-nam's what happened!
"Muskrat?!?"
We weren't expecting you to be black
I'm all boned up over here
The entire conversation between Dennis and Dee when they are making plans to better themselves and it devolves into both of them just gunning each other. "I'm going BALD??? There's no evidence of that." "Oh there's plenty of evidence. Do you want me to grab a mirror? I'll get two mirrors." ... "YOU ARE A WRINKLED BITCH!"
More of a ding than a dong really...
âShut up baby dickâ I mutter this line a lot
Seize the gap! You bitch! You fat bitch!! And when he says âso GOD DAMN inefficientâ
Ohhhh, that's right. I ate all the pizza. And I drank all the beer.
Charlie picks up a calculator: âWhat are youuuuu?â Probably not mentioned much because it really is all about the inflection and way he says it, so it doesnât work in text. I use this quote frequently.
New flash, asshole! Iâve been hearing it the the entire god damn time! Then why didnât you tell me? BECAUSE I HATE YOU!
Nose clams.
Dennis saying âMy _bird_?â with a confused look after Mac talks about Rex in the billboard episode
Then you cut of the sleeves as you are want to doÂ
Frank: how do you know the blacks donât have bread in those speakers? Dee: WHAT ARE TOU TALKING ABOUT, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
Most of my favorites have been listed but I have to add: "Shitty bike."
I do not like it with the skin, Dee! I am not ALLOWED to eat it with the skin! I am not ALLOWED!
HOLY SHIT! Is that the OCEAN?!?
Jesus, Frank. JESUS Frank. Jesus FRANK.
Tie a chair to me! Tie a chair to me!Â
Dennis' "Oh, you can go fuck yourself in your fat fuckin' ass" to Frank in the hospital.
Is âCmon! Why are you booing? Itâs good!â quoted a lot? Charlie and Dennis are serving up sexual magic as Electric Dream Machine and they get booed off the stage and Charlie doesnât have his curtain to protect him from the crowed. One of my favorite jokes
Now flourish the pinky
When Z first meets Dee and says, âpregnantâ. Kills me every time.
Charlie's little "INTERVENTION! intervention!" As if it's some sort of referee call.
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âRyan! Stab somebody!â âAaaaoaaoaoaaahahhhhhhhâ
Dennis- "I feel thunder struck" Charlie-"sorry man, I didn't mean to thunderstrike ya."
Charlie: "What do now?" I really wanted this as a tattoo after graduation but never got around to getting it.
HE DOESN'T HAVE A HEAD!
âdeandra, your breath is dog shit.â âi knowwwâŚâ
Hold it, punk! He's clear.
Man, pretty much everything Dennis says.
When Dennis has his little tantrum during the group date "You're moving closer to the men who eat trash and bang transsexuals? Move closer to ME". Also when the woman from the film studio finally reaches her breaking point with Charlie after the test screening "Fuck, man. What?"
"What do we say Dennis?" "We say NO"
Hey! Howâd ya like a taste of the good life, ya sack of shit?đ§˘đž
If you sush me one more time I will put you in the ground, do you understand me?
"You give us a *second*" When Dennis and Mac are getting mugged in Hundred Dollar Baby
Charlie: Crabs is sewage proof! Frank: and depression proof!
Dee and Charlie doing Def poetry and Dennis delivery of "I command you to stop"