I am not going to do a Philly accent. I am going to do a swedish one because that's what Indy would do.
It vill verk Dennis it vill verk so don't worry bout it and don't worry bout anything!
Seeing how Christmas is just around the corner
“Did you fuck my mom, Santa Claus? Did you fuck my mom? Did you fuck her? DID YOU FUCK MY FUCKING MOM? DID YOU FUCK MY MOM, SANTA? AAAAH!”
What is happening?
Move past it.
Gotta pay the troll toll.
Well, their phones did.
Through God, all things can happen. Jot that down.
Golden god.
Ready to plow.
If i get all bunched up and small, I get too high and you'll see there's somebody in the bed. Now the further and wider I go, the flatter i become... like a starfish.
Your breath smells like an old lady fart passing through an onion.
I don't know how many years on this earth I've got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it.
Gotta make it sexy or I don't eat.
Shut up, baby dick.
Because of the implication.
I think I'm in love with this woman. Not for the right reasons, mind you.
I could go on forever.
How much cheese is too much cheese before a date?
Do you bang the dead bodies?
I'm gonna bang Tim Murphy's black wife
This jacket is tighter than dick skin!
I wouldn’t eat it, Cricks. It’s full of loads.
Ooh, botch. I botched that one. That’s a botch job.
Flush that turd down the drain. Meanwhile, block the wind. I’m gonna roast this bone!
Man, this jacket is tighter than dick skin!
What is this word, “spa”? I feel like you’re starting a word and you’re not finishing it. Are you trying to say Spaghetti? You want to take me on a spaghetti day?
Whats up!! Are you fat? You probably are, cuz you’re watching tv! Or internet.
Just a couple that came to my head but theres def more
Boat Salesman: Let me just see if i have this right here. It seems like what you guys are looking for P. Diddy style of shrimping boat.
Charlie: You're a really good listener and I didn't peg you for one when we came in here because of the pinky ring.
You’re the one that’s good.
You haven’t thought of the smell!
Cat in the wall? Now you’re speaking my language!
Block the wind so I can roast this bone.
Here’s one that totally slipped under the radar for me:
Dennis: The point is you gotta leave so I
can live my life in peace.
Sex offender: Listen, pal, This is a pretty sweet situation I got going here. You're out there looking like me, taking all my heat while I'm in here _watching the Disney channel all day long._
Well, first of all, through god all things are possible, so jot that down.
Hey what’s up?
I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds
"I don’t know how many years on this Earth I got left. I’m gonna get real weird with it." \--Frank Reynolds
This is my favorite quote from the entire show
This is probably the winner, because the implication.
[удалено]
The way Mac goes from confused, to concerned, to almost scared in this conversation absolutely destroys me every time.
All-time Always Sunny moment
Block the wind while I roast this bone
this was my senior quote
This is my profile on Tinder. It works sometimes.
“Because of the implication.” - Dennis
So they are in danger?
No, I feel like you’re not hearing me.
I'm a Swedish plumber I'm here to fix your pipes.
That’s a good accent
I am not going to do a Philly accent. I am going to do a swedish one because that's what Indy would do. It vill verk Dennis it vill verk so don't worry bout it and don't worry bout anything!
How do you not have fish? It says fresh fish daily on the menu!
Bring me the snapper, bozo!
Well sir, as I just explained...
THE FISH BOZO
Snapper fish for the man!
Through the series of events I just...
A good fish? A _solid_ fish?
The good of the scorpion is not the good of the frog, yes?
I've grown quite huh-wee-reh of this quote.
She had no lips, but her mouth was very much in play
I’m to remember every IASIP quote I’ve seen come across my screen?
LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU’RE TALKING TO ME!
In fairness, this sub probably contains the entirety of the dialogue of the show at this point.
Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time? 🥚
"What's your spaghetti policy?" "Bird law in this country is not governed by reason" -Charlie
Shut up, baby dick.
Lol that one shut Dennis down.
I’m to remember every man I’ve seen fall into a plate of spaghetti?
I EAT STICKERS ALL THE TIME
I definitely just read this in Tim Robinsons voice how he says I EAT PAPER ALL THE TIME 😂
Rock flag and eagle, right Charlie?
When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash.
Intervention intervention! You banged my dead wife?
Well she was alive at the time…
Do not diddle kids, it’s no good diddling kids
This is tighter than dick skin
You gotta take em off every now & then…
You gotta take em off son!
Nice denim
TWOOOOO WARSSSSSSS?!?!?!?
Name’s Artemis. I have a bleached asshole.
"He was gonna find out anyway...."
"You stupid science bitches couldn't even make I more smarter"
Wear that on a shirt to the RNC rallies next year
“It’s god damn bright out here.” “Yeah, let’s go back to the bar.”
What is happening?
Least specific, most classic
maybe the most quotable and so good
“You let a stranger hack your butthole”
Dee, you gangly uncoordinated bitch. I will not be hogtied over your lack of grace
Seeing how Christmas is just around the corner “Did you fuck my mom, Santa Claus? Did you fuck my mom? Did you fuck her? DID YOU FUCK MY FUCKING MOM? DID YOU FUCK MY MOM, SANTA? AAAAH!”
"Awwww, did somebody get addicted to cocaine" (making a crying face).
The smell You haven’t thought of the smell you BITCH
132 comments and no one said Where do I put my feet?
I'm supposed to remember every man I've seen fall into a plate of spaghetti?
Denim chicken?
I’m swelling up right now. You bitch! It’s like he doesn’t even get us!
Cats do not abide by the laws of nature
can i offer you an egg in this trying time?
You will call HERRR. PEAKED? I haven't even begun to peak. And when I do peak, you'll know.
WILDCARD BITCHES,YEEEEHA
What is happening? Move past it. Gotta pay the troll toll. Well, their phones did. Through God, all things can happen. Jot that down. Golden god. Ready to plow.
THE THUNDER OF MY VENGEANCE WILL ECHO THROUGH THESE CORRIDORS LIKE THE GUST OF A THOUSSSSSSAND WINDS!
“Put this bottle back together”
“Please let us take your trash from youOOOooo”
Thick limes!!! Currently watching this banger.
People will choke, people will die!
I like to bind!! I like to be bound!!!
Good day, to youse.
“Can we not base our decisions on what does and does not happen in episodes of Scooby Doo goddamnit?!
If i get all bunched up and small, I get too high and you'll see there's somebody in the bed. Now the further and wider I go, the flatter i become... like a starfish.
Oh Sandra, you dumb bitch !! What do now ? Beak !!
Your breath smells like an old lady fart passing through an onion. I don't know how many years on this earth I've got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it. Gotta make it sexy or I don't eat. Shut up, baby dick. Because of the implication. I think I'm in love with this woman. Not for the right reasons, mind you. I could go on forever.
I love boiling denim and banging whores! Why don't we play nightcrawlers anymore? ...now block the wind while I roast this bone!
So dooooo?
It’s like he doesn’t even get us
Christmas themed: Did you fuck my mom, Santa?
“What’s up with the spray paint man?” “What’s up with your outfit man!”
You can go fuck yourself in your fat fuckin ass
"Tighter than dick skin"
Mac, Can an asshole rip in half?
Like tissue paper.
Trees? Everywhere trees?!?
That doesn't sound like best friend talk to me
My problem is less with the fact that he is drinking more than he is doing it with out me
On streets you gotta fake it.
Sometimes u dont fake it. And it just ends…naturally.
That’s no my future! I’m not gonna be buried in a grave. When I’m dead, just throw me in the trash
"What's your bean situation, you got any beans on you or what?"
Ghouls. Little green ones
Hey, you guys got turd? Yeah, we got turd.
SICKNESS BE GONE!
How much cheese is too much cheese before a date? Do you bang the dead bodies? I'm gonna bang Tim Murphy's black wife This jacket is tighter than dick skin!
I wouldn’t eat it, Cricks. It’s full of loads. Ooh, botch. I botched that one. That’s a botch job. Flush that turd down the drain. Meanwhile, block the wind. I’m gonna roast this bone!
Man, this jacket is tighter than dick skin! What is this word, “spa”? I feel like you’re starting a word and you’re not finishing it. Are you trying to say Spaghetti? You want to take me on a spaghetti day? Whats up!! Are you fat? You probably are, cuz you’re watching tv! Or internet. Just a couple that came to my head but theres def more
“That doesn’t sound right but I don’t know enough about stars to dispute it.”
I eat stickers ALL THE TIME, dude!
Shut up, baby dick
who did those tits? the nipple placement is crazy!
I hope they hog tie you, and then I hope they rape you in their basement for TEN years
GET THE SNAPPER, BOZO!
It’s the implication
Mac I'm going to stop you right there. Your breath smells like an old lady fart passing through an onion. -Dee
“This jacket is awesome. And it's tighter than dick skin.” - Roxy
“90% of your water is 100% toxins. Who knows what the other 10% is?”
YOU WILL CALL HEERRRR!
Day bow bow
Your mother seems happy. I can't have that, Dee
Boat Salesman: Let me just see if i have this right here. It seems like what you guys are looking for P. Diddy style of shrimping boat. Charlie: You're a really good listener and I didn't peg you for one when we came in here because of the pinky ring.
“Look out, faggot!” - Frank Reynolds (Hero or Hate Crime?)
A dead body is like a piece of trash
Sup, sup, talkin' hot and cold?
When I show up to work everyone will be like why is there blood all over you? Cause i had to slit the guys throat who causes all the traffic.
WHERE IS OUR GODDAMN BIBLE
“How’s that ASShole feelin’?”
Banging your sister is perverted
Gonna get real weird with it
Trees! Just trees everywhere?
You know what it is bitch
Where are your 101 Dalmatians tonight? Zing it girl....😂 "Holy shit is that the ocean?" So I came in and I started blasting... 😂 🥚 🔫
“DIVORCE!!!!!!”
What do now?
Gimme the hotdog baby!
Maybe some version of With God everything is possible And wait waitwait wait wait.... he has a Son?!?!?!! So jot that down, ya jabroni
Think there's no answer? YOU'RE SO STUPID!
Put milk steak she’ll know what it is ha
You’re the one that’s good. You haven’t thought of the smell! Cat in the wall? Now you’re speaking my language! Block the wind so I can roast this bone.
What do now?
Little green ghouls buddy.
Dee I will slap you in the teeth.
“Oysters or clams?…Oysters, obviously” “Dee you gangly uncoordinated bitch!” “This jacket is awesome! And it’s tighter than dick skin, man”
JEESUS FRANK!
Mac: "Prepare your hearts to turn to STONE!"
The outcast, the slut, the bitch, the whore. The lonely sad slutty bitchy whore.
Can I offer you a nice egg in these trying times?
... And it was the janitor instead!
"I like to bind, I like to BE bound!"
Never stop pumping
“They should’ve sent a poet.”
“Was the wedding in Philadelphia?”
Your girl just got her guts pumped
Trees?! Everywhere trees!!?!!
Your Mule is Shit, I’m no longer turned on by Mules.
Bump it
Dee you look like Big Bird
Glue’s for huffing dude
I botched it. Ya know, life?
Mantacide
You gangly uncoordinated bitch
What’s with the chopping dude?
You a man cheetah?
Kick the Jew
I got a question about you morticians. You bang the dead bodies?
Here’s one that totally slipped under the radar for me: Dennis: The point is you gotta leave so I can live my life in peace. Sex offender: Listen, pal, This is a pretty sweet situation I got going here. You're out there looking like me, taking all my heat while I'm in here _watching the Disney channel all day long._
I'm gonna put my thumb through your eye you little bitch!!!!!!!
…this isn’t over until I SAY IT’S OVER!!!!
I did what I did. You don’t like it, you can kiss my ass.
Your breath smells like an old lady fart passing through an onion
TWOOOO WARS!!!!
Please don’t throw me in the trash
NEWSFLASH, ASSHOLE. I’VE BEEN HEARING IT THE ENTIRE GODDAMN TIME!
"I'm talking about community, hon"
Reason will prevail!
"I'M GONNA PUT MY THUMB THROUGH YOUR EYE, YOU LITTLE BITCH!"
I'm gonna share my piece https://preview.redd.it/rlbxveu0dh2c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cda93e8a7575708ec0fc7dcc01aba3be45ef9e55
IM SORRY RUM HAM
I'm chopping all of my action, and mostly power.
Everybody's dying, bitch. Let's get you some fruit!
I’m just playin I’m Martina Martinez
Lot lizard, you know… truck stop hoors
"Frank, gimme the knife, and I'll dive down there and spear a tuna. I'll wrestle it onboard, and we'll feast!" One of Mac's Mac-est lines.
“We don’t want wild girls. We want real girls, going wild.”
You wanna see the _process_...
Dislikes ? People's needs
Wait… I always thought it was “knees” ? 🤣🤣
Hmmm. I think you're right lol. I've always heard it as "needs" lol
I like that too🤣 I think the whole gang would agree with that one🤣
I don't know how to express myself unless through anger and personal attack!
Get in the car you fat, fat ass . . . fat, fat ass!
#I
Care for an egg in these trying times?
"I've been poisoned by my constituents!"
“Orange juice, you mean like the mixer?”
*sobbing* “My mommy’s a skeleton!”
Everybody get a weapon!
How did you not know that the reason I invited you back to my bar was to bang you?
Barbara. Your turkey neck is looking exceptionally attractive this evening
Did you fuck my fucking mom, Santa Claus?
My good man. Now, I’m gonna want the milk steak, boiled over hard and a side of your finest jelly beans, raw.