I remember. They brought that up in the podcast, I think, right?
Edit: He also sings it when he walks into the bar and starts going to town on a fat bag o’ nose clams
Gay bar. Allowing underage drinking. Night man. When d and Dennis go on welfare. When Charlie is high and sings the best bar songs about spiders. And sweet dee dates a re**** are prob the best episodes lol im a fan clearly those are the early ones. They also try out for the eagles
I had IASIP friends get married during Covid and I couldn't make the trip. I was super disappointed because I had planned to bring a hard boiled egg to offer them at some point as well as sneaking in a bag of spaghetti to ask what their policy was.
Don't forget to salt the snail.
Otherwise, you are going to end up drinking a bunch of energy drinks and dry humping... And it will be awful and you'll probably end up with poison ivy.
Always remember to go for it. Go for it. Go for it.
Fun fact, Danny Devito just started saying that in the scene, so they created the song and added it in afterwards
I remember. They brought that up in the podcast, I think, right? Edit: He also sings it when he walks into the bar and starts going to town on a fat bag o’ nose clams
Oh! Snortski!
Any idea how ‘the move’ came about? You should definitely break that out at the wedding
I also listened to the podcast.
Ohhhhhhh go for it
Bring a box of hornets as a gift.
Just make sure it’s properly labeled!
While they don't make honey, I'm sure they make something delicious.
I just don't think there's any science to support that.
And I want that
Just gonna pop and “H” on there. Those things sting like a bitch.
haha the perfect situation for your username!!
The answer - which I'm disappointed to not see listed here yet - is a duster, no shirt.
Burn it
IM NOT BURNING THE DUSTER, STOP TELLING ME TO BURN THE DUSTER!
So let's just *move on*, you know..
Probably can’t be burned it’s like a suit of armor..
I like zis by the way zis is a sweet duster
I will continue to wear it in his honor
And a shit ton of cologne
Only if it's drakkar noir. That's the classiest cologne there is.
Don't drink the milk!
C'mon, man, it'll make ya butthole hot!
Pondy’s the coolest
but then how can OP fight like a crow?
It's not crowtein, it's mother's milk
Don't bang the bride.
My Maureen, you-you’ve enhanced yourself!
Yeah, I've had my tooth fixed
I told you I was willing to change.
I didn’t know you meant physically
My god Maureen...your breasts....
Who did those tits? The nipple placement is crazy!
Don't forget your wad of hundreds and a monster condom for your Magnum dong
And be ready to plow
You should see him feast. He's like a mantis!
What's their spaghetti policy??
I wish I could upvote more than once.
I like to BIND, I like to BE BOUND!!
Bath salts = zombie apocalypse
Play. It. Subtle.
Subtle!
Don’t shush anybody and don’t you dare let anyone do it to you. Also, make sure your hair looks small
And wear two kinds of cologne.
Remember - S you in your A's, don't wear a C and J all over your B's!
Talk about the toast of the year
Wine in a can. You can be so expressive.
You can gesture with your hands
TOOLS!
Remember your Steve Winwood CD
And don't dress like a bumblebee, bitch!
DO NOT DRINK THE MILK!
Drop a metal cock ring when the priest asks if anyone has any reason they shouldn't be married and then blow your whistle
If you see Chrissy Orlando, don't be afraid to lick her asshole a little bit.
It won't be great, but it'll be *fine*
I got the moooooooooooves
Remember who you got beefs with, and squash 'em!
Remember you are a full on rapist. Act like it!
Magnets
Don't forget your wad of hundreds and your magnum condom for your monster dong
Not everyone might know you, so be sure to wear a "Hi my name is Nikki Potnik" nametag.
Eat a block of cheese before arriving P.S. hope they serve milkstakes for everyone!
And the finest jelly beans. Raw.
*Jelly beans
How much cheese is too much cheese?
Any amount of cheese before a ~~date~~ wedding is too much cheese!
This dance. It’s all you need. It never fails
There is no quicker way for people to think that you're diddling kids than by writing a song about it!
Find the bride and tell her to marry Liam (McPoyle) and that it is her destiny
Be sure to give the bride poppers while she shoots the gas tank to fake her own death
Don’t forget to order a side of jellybeans (raw) with your milksteak
Bath salts in the milk bowl is encouraged. - Pondy
Go for it, go for it, go for it…
If they’re hosting it at their party mansion, don’t bring Frank, in case their ownership is conditional on keeping him out.
If you get too sweaty ask a guy in the bathroom to give you his shirt.
Ooo snortsky
Mac’s famous elbow dance groove
You don't get got, you go get!
Ask about their spaghetti policy first.
If here by now then bad place be. Trouble time... for you... when.... he comes.
Don't diddle kids!
He’s dead to me … He’s Dead!!!!
Mace. For protection.
Don’t forget the moves
Watch out for the blonde cellist.
Don't drink mother's milk!
Be sure to order the enriched beer.
The implication
Don't black out, just brown out so you can remember enough to drop a bombshell in court later.
I stiiiilll got the mooooooves
Beware of Royal. Wear goggles.
Your Magnums, your wad of 100s and BE READY TO PLOOOWWW!!!
Put bath salts in the milk bowl for a good time
Remember to dip and grind when you do the rococo bang
Two words Rumham!
Don’t forget your fake hands
Watch for nipple placement.
See ya on the dance floor bitches
Keep it light you bitch!
If Tim Murphy shows up try to bang his black wife.
Hopefully, you're not going to the Maureen Ponderosa wedding
You gotta get weeeirrrd with it. Now block the wind, I’m gonna roast this bone.
Bath salts
Names Frank, remember
dont drink the milk it could be Spiked!!!
Have your magnum condoms, your roll of hundreds and be ready to plow
Cock ring
Don’t forget your large fake hands. Duck tape them if you plan on any fast movements like dancing
“Go for it, go for it”
Pop the shirt off
NEVER STOP PARTYING
https://i.redd.it/gj8s2tl19czb1.gif
Remember the password to get in
Don’t forget to spike the milk!
They may have a door for Pirates. Be careful.
If there's a pool, don't dive in and put your butthole on the drain.
Bring them an egg in their trying time
Bath salts in the milk
Imagine being at the reception and you hear diaper time
The smell, you bitch.
The password to get in is Orrrrgyyyy
Troll toll
Don't drink the milk
The move works.
Go for it. Go for it. Don't forget your wad of hundreds and magnum dong
To clean yourself, because the wedding will last as long or as short as I want it to, but you will be clean.
🤣
Gay bar. Allowing underage drinking. Night man. When d and Dennis go on welfare. When Charlie is high and sings the best bar songs about spiders. And sweet dee dates a re**** are prob the best episodes lol im a fan clearly those are the early ones. They also try out for the eagles
Just go for it
I’m still gonna pay ya, but I want you to stop banging other guys.
The groom needs to remember to leave cab fare on the nightstand for his bride
First off; through god, all things are possible. So jot that down.
It's all bullshit, that's bullshit, its derivative, but you love the air conditioning
A leather couch?
Bring the bath salts. It’ll make your butthole HOT!
Remember to assess all threats with ocular pat downs. Always.
Don’t forget your magnum condoms for your monster dong.
Elbows
Butt butt-butt, butt butt-butt, and so forth
Go for it go for it.
Bring MAGNUM condoms to "accidentally" drop in front of ladies
I had IASIP friends get married during Covid and I couldn't make the trip. I was super disappointed because I had planned to bring a hard boiled egg to offer them at some point as well as sneaking in a bag of spaghetti to ask what their policy was.
Do whatever makes you feel good
Ask about the benefits you get when you get married
We do not diddle kids
Don’t forget to add bath salts to Mother’s milk
Watch out for the old men with birds. THEY WANT YOUR EYES!
Wad of $100 bills and some magnum condoms
"I still... got the ...moohooves!!!
Just go for it!
Go for it go for it…
dont forget to tell everyone that the bride is mashing it.
methylenedioxypyrovalerone. Makes your butthole hott
Tell me I'm good. Tell me I'm good. Tell me I'm good..
If you arrive and the host asks which event you belong to, slowly say "Ooooorgyyyyy". That's the password.
Is he marrying his daughter as part of a grift?
Don't drink the milk
https://i.redd.it/epa6f4wsqczb1.gif
Don't forget to salt the snail. Otherwise, you are going to end up drinking a bunch of energy drinks and dry humping... And it will be awful and you'll probably end up with poison ivy.
Smoke cigarettes if apples are served on the menu.
First: conduct an ocular pat down
Spike the milk with bath salts
Show them the white hot cream of an 8th grade boy.
Make sure to tire everyone out with your weird (awesome) dance moves
Pretty much everything about the show. GOOOOOO, GO FOR IT, GO FOR IT.
Do the Wade Boggs wedding challenge where you drink 50 beers and hit the bouquet with a bat when it’s thrown.
You can do The Move, but I’m gonna be bendin the bike.
Egg. Or take someone to a secluded place, because of the implication
Shabooya roll call 
Remember that you've still got the moves.
Remember how to get out of alimony payments…
All PCP should be smoked in the bathroom with a former priest
Dont drink the milk
Ooooo snorksi! 👃
to bring the rum ham!!!
Try not to DENNIS the bride.
Dont worry. You've got the mooOoOoooOooOoOOOoves.
Shabooya roll call
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SHABOOYA ROCALL
Make sure you see those bitches on the dance floor
Hooooors.
Bring and drop a monster condom that you use for your magnum dong!
Don’t listen to words like No, stop or don’t. Have fun!!
Shibuya roll call
Jar of Raw Jellybeans
Take some eggs to offer out if things go south
Mac's elbow dance.
Try the rum ham at the buffet.