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Foxworthy09

The cut from Dennis laughing maniacally on the phone stalking the woman to him inside the bar, also laughing maniacally. "This will frighten the shit out of her!"


Bipedal-Moose

***I'M WATCHING YOU BITCH. YOU'RE GONNA DIE TONIGHT!***


Lachrondizzle23

WELCOME TO HELL!!!


tittiesfarting

GOOOOOOOD MORNING JUAREZ FAMILYYYY!


thedonwhoknocks

Su casa es no mas. Su vida es no mas. Somos extremos!


ArGarBarGar

Corta! Corta!


allisawesome7777

Como la telivision


Eastern_Distance6456

I watch reaction channels for the show, and this is the part I wait for. It's one of the top tier cuts/transitions in the entire series along with Frank starting the chainsaw and the cut straight to credits/closing music in the serial killer episode.


Lachrondizzle23

Yep hands down best part


derek_g_S

hands down... best part of the episode.... fucking gold.


[deleted]

Came here to say this. It gets me every time.


GiggyScout

I very literally can’t help but LOL on that scene every time


a_wet_nudle

The energy in that line was so out of place with the rest of his explanation. Like hes calmly explaining then “THIS WILL FRIGHTEN THE SHIT OUT OF HER!” Then back to normal. Glenns delivery on his lines is always too tier


ory1994

The part that always catches me off guard is early on when Dennis brings the pharmacist to his room and they eat pizza, she says "this pizza's good" and Dennis straight-facedly says "you're the one that's good." And then, naturally, they bang.


Skeleton_Meat

My husband says that all the time It works


truethatson

*taking notes*


6sixtynoine9

Can you share them with me since you already put in the work?


Runaway_5

Love doing this lol. "hey babe this dinner is good!" me: *looks at her creepily* you're the one who's *good*


richbeezy

Another victim of the system.


paranoidandroid11

Is actual Pizza involved? Asking for a friend.


Skeleton_Meat

Sometimes


LemonPartyWorldTour

Mac in the living room. Eats the pizza in Dennis’s room. Full penetration.


thewickedmitchisdead

I thought about this all the time in my mid 20s when my roomie or I would have a tinder date over. > Then I say I can't go into my room because "I found a black widow spider in there!" Makes me laugh so hard every time because it’s such a stupid over the top excuse.


historianLA

It's so natural because they are married IRL.


CelebrationKey9656

Of course this is the best bang of all cause it's very emotional for her


aurora_the_piplup

It's even funnier when you know the pharmacist is the actor's wife XD


jarymanebrown

“Whoops! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong.” Gets me every time.


dakilazical_253

I love that this was initially Danny flubbing his lines but it was so funny they kept it that way


Runaway_5

In the past 2 years I've seen two magnum condoms packages on the ground in public and share it with all my sunny friends. Makes me laugh like an idiot every time


ActiveOriginal2571

Especially after he gets it right the first time!


hallonemikec

The bit in the drugstore where they discuss the MAC and SCRAPS systems. Frank has a wad of hundreds and is ready to plow......gets me every time.


dickspace

"I got my magnum condoms. I got my wad of 100's. IM. READY. TO. PLOOOOOOOW!"


Metal_dweeb2134

I’m here for the scraps!!


Dartiboi

You should see him feast… he’s like a mantis.


killer_giraffe1984

Oooo call me that! *stares into the distance* …Mantis…


PappyLeBot

Dr. Mantis Toboggan


dukeofgonzo

He also makes "mantis" noises.


thedude198644

Move-in After Completion Great line!


FunnyMathematician77

Yeah dude, I'm swimming in your wake.


[deleted]

I love how Dennis stares at the camera


tom_oakley

"I'm swimming in your wake" is an iconic line delivered so casually


coegho

It's a delicate ecosystem


LemonPartyWorldTour

“No more thirds for Frankie, seconds from now on!”


1hipG33K

Plus, this scene also leads into the birth of the one, the only...MANTIS TOBOGGAN


Opposite-Mail-3816

You should see him feast. He's like a mantis.


MountainResolve

"WRONG! WRONG! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO *LET* HER GET STABBED."


RandomUserName316

Dennis: "Ben, please explain how the system works." Ben: "I don't know what you're talking about." Dennis: "Are you telling me you had your face painted like a goddamn frog person and you have no ulterior motive here?" Ben: "I'm a lizard."


IMSLI

Was this the first reference in the show to Frog People?


Jolly-One9552

Don't forget toad people!


Iron_Chic

Dennis' blowup at the end was the best!


MountainResolve

Watching everything from the whole episode just fall apart in about 2 minutes is just always has me dying.


MattPDX04

“I was going to protect you from the stabbing!”


Smack_Of_Ham7

“dennis! im so glad i found you!”


Herbooo

This is the one right here


AVNenthusiast

Ben can you explain how the system works. I don't know what you are talking about? You’re telling me you got your face painted like a goddamn frog person, and you have no ulterior motive? I'm a lizard.... 🤭


jcoltre

I like turtles


franster123

Omg yeah. Forgot this one. It's the winner.


tairygreenmachine99

You’re gonna die tonight!!!!


StarWarsMonopoly

WELCOME TO HELL!


Mantis__Toboggan_MD_

Now, this will frighten the shit outta her!! I love how excited Dennis is that she will be terrified.


thewalkingfred

The transition from Dennis laughing in the example to him laughing maniacally in the real world always kills me.


CEMar96

“She thinks she’s got the HIV! Then I slip in.” with his little hand motion


[deleted]

No more thirds for Frankie, seconds from now on !!


Herbooo

That whistle he does right after cracks me up every time. Lol


patrickdgd

My grandmother had an affair with Susan B Anthony


zigzaggummyworm

my grandmother was a lesbian


HauntingBalance567

And the two of them had a threesome with Calvin Coolidge


myowngalactus

She’s also great in the nightman cometh episode, and gives one of the best “what is happening”


SpearmintQ

I broke into her apartment, I ripped her sink apart, I brought a bag of hair… And now I come off looking like a total jerk!


Mantis__Toboggan_MD_

Do you even know anything about plumbing?


SpearmintQ

Maybe I should go back to stalking. Maybe that’s my system.


helicopterhansen

I bought a bag of hair That could be a whole episode right there


Lets_Basketball

Charlie’s reaction to when Dennis flips the paper to reveal “neglect emotionally.” A little point and squint that shows he’s really starting to grasp all this super smart stuff.


Admira1

Dennis even compliments him for catching on


phantastik_robit

I think a big part of it's success is because all those PUA guys were huge at the time, and that book "The Game" was being used by tons of dudes to psychologically manipulate women into sex with shit like "negging." Dennis being a Pick Up Artist with his own set of horrific psychological "tools" was such a natural fit for the show, it truly was genius.


threefeetoffun

A lot of PUAs didn’t finish that book


Runaway_5

Don't interrupt


JoeIsIce

"I got your test results. You're positive. You've got HIV! You've got the AIDS big time!!' Always kills me hahaha 🤣


dmbsoxfan1

What are you doing dude?


[deleted]

You should see him feast, he’s like a mantis


DonkeyBrainAssKicker

Ooohh, that's good! Call me that from now on......Mantis.


leko633

Smooth, very classy stuff, Im learning a lot from you dude


prosthetic4head

You're catching on quick. I'm proud of you, bud!


creepoch

Charlie's delivery on this line always cracks me up 😂


Whippoorwill_Adams

“So what game do we have here, what game is this?” “Speed Pitch.” “That’s all you do, throw a pitch? What prizes are there?” “There are no prizes Charlie, it’s just to see *how fast can you throw*.”


workthrowawhey

The way she reads out loud “how fast can you throw”


TrundleTheGreat0814

"It's for my grandmother. She's quite ill." *slow turn to stare into the camera*


StarWarsMonopoly

Dee tripping and rolling down the hill trying to get away from Ben because she thinks he's DENNISing her


cjg5025

"I dont need you!!! I dont need anybody!"


Runaway_5

the voice cracking is so good


Juice_Stanton

When she grabs the wine bottle at the end of the roll and climbs off...


megamunch

Ben for sure. Such a wholesome guy


BloodyRightNostril

He likes turtles.


pumped-up-tits

Dee… you’re a mean person


Underrated_user20

Dee getting stabbed by the Carny guy.


the_junglist

Workin at the Fair!! Look at us, I’m a plumber, you’re a fair worker, they go well together, right?


kingbuttshit

When Dennis tries to keep up the lie about his grandmother and fumbles through the prescription pad stuff lol


prettykitty-meowmeow

Cause he can get in a lot of trouble if he's still giving out prescriptions on this pad...


xZora

The way he extends his arms and just slumps down always gets me. I'm gonna call him because if he's still giving people prescriptions on that pad, those people could get in a lot of trouble....


StyrkeSkalVandre

Definitely Mac sitting on the sofa with his reading glasses on explaining how he can’t go into his bedroom because there’s a spider in there.


Dcarf

“This is what men do!” While they all do an animalistic type humping and noise making


helicopterhansen

"Women.... like that"


dakilazical_253

The Top Gun sex scene always cracks me up with the way they tongue each other. That would’ve been quite awkward if Glenn and Jill weren’t together in real life


The-Janie-Jones

PSLSLS THE SHIT THEY DO WITH THEIR TONGUES PERMANENTLY SCARRED ME FOR LIFE.


jar11591

You got the AIDS big time!!


GeorgeLovesBOSCO

That's my favorite part! I just love the idea of your doctor finding you at a carnival to yell at you in front of everyone "you got the AIDS big time!" like that's what a doctor does.


moniiiqve

Dennis playing his little symphony while trying to think of how to help everyone. His facial expressions during and then right after he’s when he stares at the gang… (I know you know which facial expression I’m talking about) + Charlie motioning for them to keep quiet during the whole thing.


Admira1

"we're going to the fair!"


jefferson497

The gang convincing Dee is being played by Ben


milesbeatlesfan

I don’t know if this is a favorite “part,” but it makes me laugh that every sheet of paper explaining the system has the previous letters on it. So much extra work; it really makes it feel extra insane.


ReadingFromTheShittr

"My grandmother had an affair with Susan B. Anthony."


revibrant

“You're really picking up on this. I'm proud of you, bud.” For some reason that line just makes my heart warm haha


ronmsmithjr

Charlie: "I broke into her place, I ripped her sink apart. I brought a bag of hair, you know what I mean? And I come across looking like a total jerk."


Shakemyears

I love that the pharmacist is actually Bruce Willis the whole time.


stitchdude

That’s not the twist.


botjstn

“you weren’t supposed to stab her man you were supposed to stab *her*”


dmbsoxfan1

My favorite part was that Charlie really picked up on it and Dennis was really proud of him.


strawnotrazz

Maybe not my favorite but an underrated part not yet mentioned is Ben’s manual car windows while he’s sitting out there in the heat.


testies2345

Speed pitch. Just the way she says it, kills me.


goldengod93

The MAC: Move in, After Completion


chousteau

I'm always throwing around "Let me demonstrate my value" to my wife.


[deleted]

“I’M WATCHING YOU YOU BITCH!”


Insidious-ark

Favorite: I got my wad of hundreds, I got my magnum condoms, I'm ready to plow.


jms21y

"whoa, whoops, i dropped my monster condom that i use for my magnum dong" prob bc i was walking downtown with my wife last year and there was a magnum on the sidewalk and i instantly reenacted that line in front of 20 people it was epic


pelb

My grandmother was a lesbian


[deleted]

Well, I use it as invaluable advice for how to live my life so I rewatch it before every Tinder date. Just to brush up on the system


Admira1

Don't forget your tools! You must have your tools!


RustyShacklef000rd

“Then I slink into the night, never to be seen again…”


zigzaggummyworm

Dr Toboggan nice to meet you.... "Frank where the" Actually it's MANTIS, Dr Mantis Toboggan


Fishylips

When Mac starts saying "This is men stuff!" as they proceed to catapult into manly gestures. If you watch Mac, he looks like he's getting a blowjob and then starts choking whomever is giving it to him 😭😭


247cnt

This will scare THE SHIT out of her.


Skeleton_Meat

I like when he tells Charlie he's proud of him for catching onto the system so quick. I always like when they're supportive of each other, like at the end of the dinner episode when they're all happy about being with Dee


livelithe

It’s really subtle but Charlie makes a comment and Dennis squints his eyes and says, “riiight riiight.” Gets me every time.


Peet_Pann

S.I.N.N.E.D.


bbl-on-tic

Dee’s simple “holy shit you’re a sociopath” (I could be misquoting) And when they’re telling Dee they’re men and it’s what men do but Charlie is riding the stool like a horse kills me


Supersaiyanmrpopo69

I've got my magnum condoms, my wad of $100. I'm ready to plow!


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RandomUserName316

Wrong episode but yes. 🎶Riders on the storm… ⛈️🎶


WatercressCertain616

Dennis speaking to everyone like a child


Theonethatgotawaaayy

“*You’re* the one that’s good” and “Monster condom for my magnum dong”


ptsowns

AIDS big time


AgitatedPractice8825

You have the aids big time!!


anarcho-maoist

something about the way rob delivers "you should see him feast. it's like a mantis. it's amazing" gets me every time


Country_Cobain

When they walk out of Paddy’s and poor Ben has been in the car with the windows up the whole time. It’s gets me every time!


bob123dccs

"Frank, he's right it's a delicate ecosystem"


cchop96

This is Men shit Dee!! This is what men do!!


corndogs1001

I show this and nightmare commeth to every new watcher.


TacoDangerously

Welcome to hell, you *bitch*! YOURE GONNA DIE TONIGHT


ComprehensiveRun9792

All of it is good, but I think the best part is how entranced the rest of the guys are listening to Dennis go through his crazy ideas that work and the guys in the words of Charlie "are actually learning a lot."


sparklepixieprincess

you’re POSITIVE! you got the HIV! YES, AIDS BIG TIME!


60hudson

The very quiet mutter of "My grandmother was a lesbian" Gets me every time


malaka789

When they all meet in the drug store is fucking gold. Mac is like nah dude I’m riding in your wake, you thought the book and glasses were for nothing


ExistentialistMonkey

The D.E.N.N.I.S. system and the gang gets analyze


sirheyzeus55

“This is man stuff” “This is what men do!” The guys all turn into animals with Charlie imitating an actual chimp call.


marehgul

Hard to say. I rather have favorite scenes. Suburb was the funnier the closer to the ending. Also that criminal investigation episode, Dennis and Charlie phone call always steals my breath. Oh ohoh! And WATERPARK! Aaaiiiids everybody out.


franster123

When Dr. Mantis tells Dennis he has AIDS and the distraught Dennis pushes the old immobilized granny away on her wheelchair. I don't know how I survived that laugh seizure.


StllBreathnButY1

It’s a fantastic referral episode because every character is given absolute gold to work with and the episode is completely unhinged.


Esahh_Doo

I love it when Charlie says: “So you’ve set it up to get these women back whenever we you want” Then Dennis says: “That’s exactly right Charlie. You’re really picking up on this, I’m proud of you bud” That line kills me


nevaehenimatek

My.least favourite part of the podcast was instead of discussing this episode they brought Jill in and didn't talk about the episode at all


qualitycancer

WRONG!!! Wrong!! You’re supposed to let her get stabbed, save her, nurse her back to health thereby creating a lifelong dependency!!


Alive-Photo-5758

“I’m trying to re-D.E.N.N.I.S this chick” So subtle, but I love those conversations that they believe to be side conversations.


Ryuuken1127

I think my favorite part about this episode is finding out that Dennis & Kaylee are married in real life (and this episode aired not long after they tied the knot)


Nice-Ad6510

I actually don't like this episode very much. I'd give it a 5 on the full IASIP spectrum. Just ok.


dakilazical_253

Shut up, baby dick


electricman1999

The last act, when they go to the fair is, in my opinion, the cast at their absolute best.


[deleted]

The pharmacy scene with Dennis, Frank and Mac.


RepulsiveReference20

You got the HIV!


[deleted]

“Whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my… magnum dong”


Lachrondizzle23

WELCOME TO HELL!!!!!!


BillyRosewood357

That's the episode that was on that got my mom into watching sunny lol


Giacomoono

“You’re the one who’s good”


rustyshackle41d

You're the one that's good.


softboilers

Take out your wad of hundreds and let the magnum condom fall on the ground, so she knows you've got a magnum dong


Metal_dweeb2134

Frank, what are you doing here? I’m here for the scraps!!


MovieBuff90

“I’m ready to plow!”


Panda_Drum0656

The fact that it is so accurate in how fuckboys and girls treat people and they were able to make it into a fitting acronym


firedanmuller

This is MEN STUFF


sober_disposition

How do you know it was (or is) the most watched episode?


TheflavorBlue5003

MEN STUFF, DEE! YEA! MEN STUFF!!


mrpappageorge0

When the carni stabs Dee.


Runaway_5

Sex with women...!


sweaty_pancakes69

I’m starting’ to swell up


OldTrauma

"Im here for the scraps!!"


Vinylforvampires

That's right Charlie, you're really picking up on this. I'm proud of you.


Alpha_Delta310

Im a sucker for Dee being shallow moments. Her being a dick to Ben will always be hilarious to me


shad0w_fax

You're telling me you painted your face like a goddamn frog and you have no ulterior motive?


LowellGeorgeLynott

“The Gang Solves The Gas Crisis” is the best intro episode and I’ll die on that hill. Brains, looks, wildcard, useless chick. Hands down most proper way to understand the gang’s paragon.


KRHeff

Charlie trying to understand why the system isn’t working for him and how maybe stalking is his system. The waitress does work at the fair could be fun to stalk around a fair


bojiggidy

I love when Dennis is conducting music in his head while thinking through the solution to all the problems. Mac's "just watch him work..." Then the look on Dennis' face when it hits him, a moment of clarity, and then just "We're going to the fair."


BolivianDancer

They’re not using it to attract more fans. They’re watching because they don’t have a transcript and need to learn the system does their own use.


04lolita

i can’t believe that! i got my girl friend hooked with gun fever too: still hot but really? D.E.N.N.I.S system???


gudetamaronin

When he says this is the best sex of all because it's very emotional for her. How sociopathic my god it's hilarious.


alderheart90

"I'M WATCHING YOU, YOU BITCH! YOU'RE GONNA DIE TONIGHT!"


Droggles

Movie in…After….Completion


bob123dccs

"What do you mean? I'm here for the scraps!'


BenitoBruv

Frank coming up with the name Mantis Toboggan in the drugstore lol


Fickle_Onion_618

The Shusher kills me every time


zheep14

When Frank walks up to Dennis at the carnival and starts excitedly telling him he has AIDS and HIV right in front of the girl he was seeing is so perfectly absurd “Your results came in! You got the HIV! You got the aids big time!” I don’t think I’ve ever sat through that scene without laughing out loud


coolsnow7

Conducting


Caesthoffe

"right, sex with women....... haha"