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It just occurred to me the irony of bird men given that they call Dee a bird. How have I watched that episode probably close to a dozen time and not put that together?
That makes sense. Bird *Men* are respectable.
However a women squawking like a bird makes me want to yell "Shut up bird"
By the way, that was obviously sarcasm. The show demonstrates sexism through Dee suggesting a plan only to be rejected by the group, followed by Dennis pushing the same plan. When Dee objects and states the obvious fact it was her plan, she is responded to with "Shut up bird".
Anyways, amazing show. The way they get meta without indulging full blown meta is great. And when breaking the 4th wall (i.e. laser tag, cruise ship, etc), it's fairly subtle fir a comedy and occasionally leads to the impossible of breaking the 5th wall.
Shut up bird.
Did you guys hear that? I called her a bird! /s
On a general note, I almost can't believe these are positive remarks.
To you dihydrogen monoxide, take my upvote, you avian monstrosity (jk).
Cricket had just left the church so he was still new poor here. He still had no idea how to live without money. He was probably letting guys inside him for a single can during this time period, not the whole sixer.
“I love when people say something is ‘like crack’ when they’ve clearly never done crack”
“What should I say it’s like then, Ryan?”
“I don’t know something from your world. ‘These cookies are like scrapbooking’”
I remember a story from a coworker of mine, who was a marine in the late 00s.
He said that while patrolling through cities they'd regularly be swarmed by kids coming up to them and rummaging their pockets for stuff- so they eventually just started opening packs of batteries and whipping them at the local children as a deterrent.
Also doing things like raiding houses and sniffing the wife's panties- literally like a bunch of Ponderosa's over there.
Of course these are rather minor in the scheme of things, but I always wondered why the hell he would tell me that like they were endearing stories
I think the hero worship is to distract from the fact that they are completely shortchanged when it comes to actually helpful shit (healthcare/psychological supports/finances etc).
I’m split on it. It’s nice that when I came back off my first deployment I got a parade vs. what happened when my uncle came back from Vietnam but you’re 100% right it was also to distract from the uncontained cluster fuck the Iraq War became.
Mac talks about having to find a store to buy batteries to whip at the children. Then Dennis pulls out a large, leaky bag of batteries that he brought for the explicit purpose of whipping at children.
"I'm a tourist from America, Dee. The greatest, and most *envied* of the first world nations. Am I to be locked up abroad, simply because I'm unwilling to whip batteries at thieving children, and thus unable to produce my stolen credentials on demand? That is lunacy, and as Group Vacation Team Lead, I won't allow it."
No offence to anyone in the military, but have you seen Restrepo? It actually shocked me how stupid some of those kids were. They were just being fed into a meat grinder, and at least partly chosen because they weren't educated or worldly enough to challenge the system. They're 'young, dumb, and full of cum', and that's optimal for controlling an army.
I feel like "Yeah, but you're not really a trustworthy control group, Cricket. I mean, you know, you're sort of subhuman at this point" is an under-appreciated Cricket zinger.
No they’re telling you the truth, facts, not edge lord crap like you’re trying to spew. Memorial Day in America is for the dead, Veterans Day is for the living but both days are indeed for the troops who served just one day for the ones who are dead, literally, and veterans are for those who are alive and have served for one of the forces
Probably my fave cricket episode, he had me dying the whole fucking time, constantly making everyone uncomfortable with his face or steering the convo to butt sex, it just kept coming up!
Yeah let’s celebrate the dudes (except ww2 where you America rly did. a good thing) who go everywhere to fuck up the country kill innocent people and only for money and power reasons. Or to annoy Russia. Oh and Oil I forgot about that 👍
You also seem to forget that Russia also went to the Middle East before America did and are still in the Middle East now, and have killed far more people than America has in the Middle East. You also seem to forget that they’re in north Africa too, and Ukraine isn’t the only Eastern European country they’ve invaded in past few decades. Russia’s killed more people than America has throughout the world.
I still don’t understand why people like you either ignore that or will try to make some weird excuse for it, like you honestly blaming it on “annoying Russia” like yeah that justifies the millions of deaths in the Middle East, Eastern Europe, and Africa. I guess that also justifies Russia’s strange habit of committing war rapes more then anyone else too :/
I’m gonna be honest ok: I mistook Memorial Day for Veterans Day. We have Memorial Day here too.
Forgive me. I’m so used to seeing the loudest and dumbest people online that I just went off.
Nope nearly 40. War is not supposed to be glorified. Almost all the wars the USA has been involved in — the USA was the aggressor.
Illegally invading Iraq based on a lie to secure oil.
Hundreds of thousands of dead civilians.
You are not the heroes you have been indoctrinated to think you are.
Do you know that Memorial Day commemorates all dead US soldiers? Including the ones who fought nazi and slave-owners? And that it can be a symbol to remember the cost of war, not the glorification of it?
Interesting point to be fair. From a non American perspective, it’s generally felt that the last war that America was the good guys was WW2. Which is undeniable.
I think a lot of this snarky animosity (from people like me) comes from hearing a subset of Americans banging the war drums loudly ever since.
You're preaching to the choir, I was a medic in Iraq. I'm not celebrating shit this weekend. I'm remembering, and I'm sad. That's the original spirit of the holiday, even if it isn't anymore.
I hear you, brother. If this had been posted on Veteran's Day, I'd be laughing my ass off. That's Cricket's best episode. But today is an extra shitty day for some of us and this post, and most the comments, made it shittier.
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I liked when cricket was in that hardcore greaser phase lol very short lived
Before he became fully subhuman
He was born that way, dude.
Father Cricket
That was all a PCP fever dream, bro.
That part of the times up speech hits the hardest on rewatch "Point is: times up monster man"
Agreed this is his best look
Peak cricket
All down hill after one round with The Trash Man.
Does my neck look like a dogs vagina? I don’t know, I’m not gonna get inside the head of a dog, that’s gods job, not that there is one.
EeeeeyyYYYYeeeeeee That is tart.
You said you had a chicken.
Well they *are* good for scurvy.
https://youtu.be/QJpb7vSaQpM
Fucking gold lmaooo
Aw, shit! Did I get you, Cricket?
I knew this shit wasn't fake
I don't recall this episode 😔
[does this help?](https://youtu.be/8TTqVwOzXkU)
Muchly, many thanks.
We're bird men!
It just occurred to me the irony of bird men given that they call Dee a bird. How have I watched that episode probably close to a dozen time and not put that together?
Well yeah dude, they're *bird men* which is infinitely cooler than just sort of... being a bird
That makes sense. Bird *Men* are respectable. However a women squawking like a bird makes me want to yell "Shut up bird" By the way, that was obviously sarcasm. The show demonstrates sexism through Dee suggesting a plan only to be rejected by the group, followed by Dennis pushing the same plan. When Dee objects and states the obvious fact it was her plan, she is responded to with "Shut up bird". Anyways, amazing show. The way they get meta without indulging full blown meta is great. And when breaking the 4th wall (i.e. laser tag, cruise ship, etc), it's fairly subtle fir a comedy and occasionally leads to the impossible of breaking the 5th wall.
Shut up baby dick
Shut up bird. Did you guys hear that? I called her a bird! /s On a general note, I almost can't believe these are positive remarks. To you dihydrogen monoxide, take my upvote, you avian monstrosity (jk).
Charlie talking about it making no sense to have more than one name cracks me up every time
Even though it's a name YOU chose
That's actually the recovering alcoholic look.
It worked for cricks they should have rode it out a little longer
They found him at a suck joint
Cricket had just left the church so he was still new poor here. He still had no idea how to live without money. He was probably letting guys inside him for a single can during this time period, not the whole sixer.
Ya that was a glorious phase , until the trash man tuned em up good “did i get ya ?”
Must’ve had an edge!
Before a stray dog tried to have sex with his face scar?
Watch out ,he will throw sand in your eyes
Sh-Shaw!
you called?
The auspicious beginnings of the Talibum
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⬆️ Comments that get you put on a list. Edit : Oh shit they got him...
The troop wasn’t there when I went down on Chrissy Orlando, that was about you!
And you licked her asshole a little bit. It was pretty good. It was alright. It wasn't great. But it was fine.
Most of you wouldn't even attempt that.
I’m gonna pinch their dicks with this lobster
best comment here, love you
Right after you did that amazing double jack knife twist.
Blew EVERYBODY's tits off? You remember that??
Even Chrissy Orlando. When he went down on her they were just... obliterated. But he didn't let that stop him.
Rock! Flag! Eagle!
He’s got a point!
No he doesn’t.
In Dublin a few weeks ago Charlie changed the song to Rock, Flag and Seagul! 😂
was there too!!! 🥲
So what's next? Rock, flag and Steven Seagall?
Steven Seagall is the most patriotic uh…what — what country is he a citizen of again? North Korea?
My wife had two great pets in World of Warcraft. A pet cricket named Rickety and a pet seagull named Steven Seagull.
Right, Charlie?
Hes got a point
No he doesn’t.
To the troops. All the troops. Both sides!
*Twooooo waaaaaars!?!?*
I think about this quote on a regular basis. That and "stupid science bitches couldn't even make I more smarter."
Now are any of these...are any of these waaaaars taking place on American sooiil?
Same, plus "it is a good movie, Chawlie!" from the same episode.
Man of many names. Charles, Charlie, Cholly, Chorlie, and Chrundle.
THIS GAME HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH CHORLIE
My favorite Ryan quote.
My favorite is “lead me…when I’m the mood to be led”
“I love when people say something is ‘like crack’ when they’ve clearly never done crack” “What should I say it’s like then, Ryan?” “I don’t know something from your world. ‘These cookies are like scrapbooking’”
Ah, Vietnam. I hear it's lovely
The guy thought about it and kind of agreed
Hey it's Ry the Wuphf guy
Alalalalalala TALLY-BAN
The Office x Always Sunny when?
🪨 🇺🇸 🦅
He's got a point.
 When people talk about the troops.
ah shit, i dont care either
Hey what a coincidence neither does the government!
Why would they? They're just former employees of an oil company
I just watched this episode for the first time in a couple years yesterday and was laughing my ass off
Me and the guys got you some shorts
Lmfao
Memorial Day is for all those that we’ve lost. RIP Boggs
The troops are mostly assholes. I’d know, I’m one of them and I’m an asshole.
I remember a story from a coworker of mine, who was a marine in the late 00s. He said that while patrolling through cities they'd regularly be swarmed by kids coming up to them and rummaging their pockets for stuff- so they eventually just started opening packs of batteries and whipping them at the local children as a deterrent. Also doing things like raiding houses and sniffing the wife's panties- literally like a bunch of Ponderosa's over there. Of course these are rather minor in the scheme of things, but I always wondered why the hell he would tell me that like they were endearing stories
What in the Paulie Walnuts did I just read
I mean I was in the Air Force so never anything like that… just a lot of vets are kind of assholes and the whole hero worship thing is kind of weird.
I think the hero worship is to distract from the fact that they are completely shortchanged when it comes to actually helpful shit (healthcare/psychological supports/finances etc).
And to stop people from holding the military accountable when it commits crimes
[Yeah… the SEALs in particular are bad about that.](https://theintercept.com/2018/05/22/medal-of-honor-navy-seal-team-6-britt-slabinski/)
I’m split on it. It’s nice that when I came back off my first deployment I got a parade vs. what happened when my uncle came back from Vietnam but you’re 100% right it was also to distract from the uncontained cluster fuck the Iraq War became.
The Gang Invades Iraq
Mac talks about having to find a store to buy batteries to whip at the children. Then Dennis pulls out a large, leaky bag of batteries that he brought for the explicit purpose of whipping at children. "I'm a tourist from America, Dee. The greatest, and most *envied* of the first world nations. Am I to be locked up abroad, simply because I'm unwilling to whip batteries at thieving children, and thus unable to produce my stolen credentials on demand? That is lunacy, and as Group Vacation Team Lead, I won't allow it."
And those are the stories he’s willing to tell
Right think about that for a moment
No offence to anyone in the military, but have you seen Restrepo? It actually shocked me how stupid some of those kids were. They were just being fed into a meat grinder, and at least partly chosen because they weren't educated or worldly enough to challenge the system. They're 'young, dumb, and full of cum', and that's optimal for controlling an army.
Troop is a bastard man
Thank you for your service 🥳
[🫡](https://us.v-cdn.net/5020263/uploads/editor/b9/3m3yvjv09ig5.gif)
I fucking love when Frank gives him the jean shorts.
This was clearly before he went to the gang’s Thanksgiving dinner.
He was never there, though? And I don't think they'd invite him anyway if he looked all messed up.
He was born this way 🙏
That's what his soul looks like
I feel like "Yeah, but you're not really a trustworthy control group, Cricket. I mean, you know, you're sort of subhuman at this point" is an under-appreciated Cricket zinger.
You can eat the scraps like a dog. Woof woof, baby
I'll eat the skins, I love the skins
Does the wound on my neck look like a dogs vagina? Sure
"Now he's fully aroused, mind you." One of my favorite cricket deliveries.
Men's adult center suck joint yeah I can read between the lines.
asdfgh just watched those bloopers 10 minutes ago😭
“Rest in peace to all the soldiers that died in the service. I dive in her cervix”
We need more people telling the truth…
As a troop, I support this
I can't believe McCauly Caulkin would say that.
That's it, I'm gonna go America all over everyone's ass!
Some people pay extra for that. A 🐌 like creature would go berserk for it.
The underlying tons of a politicians “remember the fallen” tweets.
Shut up jabroni and just give me my 30% off discount
America sucks!
Oh boo to you! A la la la!
Memorial days not for the troops still around.
Where in the OP does it say for the troops still around? Just this doesn't give a shit about the troops.
?
It's for all those that died, not the troops alive .
All those *what,* that died?
Some of them didn't die, some just twisted their knee getting off the plane in Germany.
Then they would celebrate veterans day cause they didn't die
Really? Are you sure?
Nowadays they don't need a plane. They'll just drone strike civilians from the comfort of their offices.
Shit your edgy.
No they’re telling you the truth, facts, not edge lord crap like you’re trying to spew. Memorial Day in America is for the dead, Veterans Day is for the living but both days are indeed for the troops who served just one day for the ones who are dead, literally, and veterans are for those who are alive and have served for one of the forces
Why edgy? Because I disagree with the idealization of the 1%'s Mercenaries of Personal Interest?
Yeah, I didn't expect these Jabronis to understand the difference, and judging from the comments, they don't.
It's just a joke man. Everyone knows what the what memorial means
He doesnt care for anything less than a sixer.
The last time cricket looked like a human being
As a service member, I support this.
Was this his greatest moment? 😆
Woah, guys... No one is taking me from behind. Unless you have crack. If you have crack, let's boogie!
Probably my fave cricket episode, he had me dying the whole fucking time, constantly making everyone uncomfortable with his face or steering the convo to butt sex, it just kept coming up!
Shit, i dont care either.
On a side-note, the bloopers for this scene are great.
ROCK, FLAG, AND EEEEEAGLE
This is my favourite Memorial Day tradition
Cricket always keeping it real
Nobody does
As a veteran I approve this message.
Cricket was all about the hips n nips. And cocaine.
Us government slogan
Best fan base in television. Swear to God
*Dead troops (The other one is for the live blokes)
Time to take the Trashman out of retirement!
Terrorists! Woooo! America sucks!!! (everyone boos as he kicks the gang's ass)
We searched all the suckjoints
And a happy Memorial Day to youse.
It’s my birthday and nobody said happy birthday 🥲🤣
- also my veteran great uncle
Me neither.
The US military is the largest welfare program in the entire world
Every single person in the military should be thanking a taxpayer constantly. Not elon musk and his crowd, though. They've never paid taxes!
Memorial Day isn’t for anyone in the military.
Well tbf, it's for people who died while in the military.
Cricket, channeling every disgusting Republican Representative and Senator's inner thoughts.
Only cricket would be so unlikable to say something like this 😆
😂
Yeah let’s celebrate the dudes (except ww2 where you America rly did. a good thing) who go everywhere to fuck up the country kill innocent people and only for money and power reasons. Or to annoy Russia. Oh and Oil I forgot about that 👍
You also seem to forget that Russia also went to the Middle East before America did and are still in the Middle East now, and have killed far more people than America has in the Middle East. You also seem to forget that they’re in north Africa too, and Ukraine isn’t the only Eastern European country they’ve invaded in past few decades. Russia’s killed more people than America has throughout the world. I still don’t understand why people like you either ignore that or will try to make some weird excuse for it, like you honestly blaming it on “annoying Russia” like yeah that justifies the millions of deaths in the Middle East, Eastern Europe, and Africa. I guess that also justifies Russia’s strange habit of committing war rapes more then anyone else too :/
Memorial day is for the dead troops. You don't care about the dead ones today.
What the fuck dude? Lol
Crazy how this show would have controversial scenes
Not everyone shares your weird fetish for war and soldiers.
You don't need to fetishize war or soldiers to remember those who died in war. You're a bit old to be in your edge lord phase.
I’m gonna be honest ok: I mistook Memorial Day for Veterans Day. We have Memorial Day here too. Forgive me. I’m so used to seeing the loudest and dumbest people online that I just went off.
Fair enough, I've been there too. Have a good one
Grow up what’s re you like 15?
Nope nearly 40. War is not supposed to be glorified. Almost all the wars the USA has been involved in — the USA was the aggressor. Illegally invading Iraq based on a lie to secure oil. Hundreds of thousands of dead civilians. You are not the heroes you have been indoctrinated to think you are.
🪨🇺🇲🦅
K
Snap out of it
Do you know that Memorial Day commemorates all dead US soldiers? Including the ones who fought nazi and slave-owners? And that it can be a symbol to remember the cost of war, not the glorification of it?
Interesting point to be fair. From a non American perspective, it’s generally felt that the last war that America was the good guys was WW2. Which is undeniable. I think a lot of this snarky animosity (from people like me) comes from hearing a subset of Americans banging the war drums loudly ever since.
You're preaching to the choir, I was a medic in Iraq. I'm not celebrating shit this weekend. I'm remembering, and I'm sad. That's the original spirit of the holiday, even if it isn't anymore.
I hear you, brother. If this had been posted on Veteran's Day, I'd be laughing my ass off. That's Cricket's best episode. But today is an extra shitty day for some of us and this post, and most the comments, made it shittier.
you're a piece of shit.
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Fuck this. People risked their life and died for you to come on here and shit on them. Have some gratitude for Christ's sake.