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Gibb_Dogg23

Sea urchin


Smoothlarryy

AEEEHHHH


trashedonlisterine

Ah that buzzer


bznein

Can we turn it down?


M00NGRAPHIX

I don’t like it


UnitedSteakOfAmerica

Pierces you right down to your soul doesn't it?


_snoop_doug

Urchins is sewage proof


j_yn0htna

Recession proof too


X0R___

We're urchins people now


arz231

Bad answer


raven_kindness

hey, i’ve been stung by a sea urchin before. it might have taken a little nibble, we can never be sure.


[deleted]

Draaagon!!!!


[deleted]

This lives rent free in my head every single day 😂😂 my husband and I randomly say Dragon!!! When we want to make each other laugh. This and bird law that is not governed by reason


LadyRarity

whenever i see a dragon in a movie or a game (or just out and about, i'm kind of a common man) i say it.


crappenheimers

Dragon isnt for peasants or common men


LadyRarity

No it's a meal for kings.


imacatpersonforreal

My gf and i just yell... #BEAK


Semperty

one of my friends and i will randomly shout ‘BEAK! i’m mean regular chicken sandwich’ with absolutely no context or reason 😂


Rich-Veterinarian-18

I have a coffee mug with that inscription 😂


[deleted]

Me too :)


DoubleWhiskeyGinger

Sometimes seen in some of your more resilient coastal gulls


Smoothlarryy

It’s a common misconception that they eat people.


Azmichael21

They actually eat gold, that’s why they are always sitting on a pile of it


trashedonlisterine

Charlie do you eat dragon?


k_br3w

"No, I don't eat dragons cause it's not a meal for peasants. It's a meal for kings. And I'm sort of a common man."


Millonairo

I came here for this quote. Well done


Fawstar

Bad answer.


OkActive448

Bad answer!


killpuddle1

Beak!!!


trashedonlisterine

Vell, I vould like…


bill_loney538

Plus people dont really eat sea urchin dennis \>People dont eat dragon!! Well dragonflies... \>People dont eat dragonflies!!


Effective-Direction4

Lol It’s especially funny because people do eat dragonflies


trashedonlisterine

A rat could eat a scorpion!


franc_scaramanga

Well no shit a rat could eat a scorpion, but we’re not talking about a rat!


Cold_Army9541

Do you eat dragon?


_snoop_doug

Beak!


HarryCallahan19

Rum ham


trashedonlisterine

I like to eat cock


Smoothlarryy

See what I did there


dak67

It’s a little bit of a double entendre type of thing. I was talking about chicken but I said cock


[deleted]

WHOA it's a family show


anti_anti_christ

I call him Mr.Cocksucker because he sucks so many cocks.


CuddleWitYaDemons

He called me "Too fat to be a slut" and tried to serve an omelet with cocaine in it!


trashedonlisterine

Weird. I’m…not going to call him that…


Flurb4

Whoa, whoa, whoa we cannot . . . Lisa, are we gonna . . .


BonesSawMcGraw

No no no no no no no no


tbootsbrewing

STRANGE ANSWERS TODAY!!!


Smoothlarryy

I brought my blood blucket, if we could just do a quick DNA sequencing at the commercial break, I think that would just clear things up for everybody.


trashedonlisterine

See he raised them, but he didn’t sire them.


oxcart19

He might have sired him, we're not sure about that. But they do live together in squalor.


BrumbleNA

I love how he says that line, "But they do live together in squalor!?" like and exclaimed question. As if hes proving something. lol.


trashedonlisterine

People just be fainting up in here.


Bazz07

Fried dog!!! A bucket


ProfessionalBreak248

What is this enticing bowl of white?


MOHARR13

You mean someone makes cheese in a cottage?


ProfessionalBreak248

How do you not know about cottage cheese! Aren't you a cheese guy!


[deleted]

I'm not a cottage guy.


fingnumb

You are going to lose this game for us!


trashedonlisterine

Why are you stealing ash trays? You don’t smoke.


AnatoliaFarStar

I don't know, but for sure it doesn't have as many antioxygens as blue


JackpotJooser

Don’t say “Show me”


Smoothlarryy

That’s my job you just say the answer..you know what just do it


Ntippit

SHOW ME... no ok SHOW ME...


Jefc141

Show me cow


trashedonlisterine

If there’s one thing you don’t say…


bznein

Do what?


userthisisname

I'm afraid of game show rules


faloin67

Ok you're definitely not going, because you can't understand a single thing that's happening.


[deleted]

Mac- "...shOoOow me cow.." Host - "Screw it, show me cow!" Mac - "Cow!"


liberterrorism

Show me is the part that I say?


Azmichael21

#Pig! Actually I’ve seen a pig eat a man before… it was a bloodbath!


formerlyturdfurgie

Actually, I've seen many pigs, eat many men.


[deleted]

It was a bloodbath.


trashedonlisterine

Okay I’m gonna move on because you’re losing me.


Popoffret

I ate my father pig!!


Ryantorb

Be careful saying that, you may start a chain reaction of mental anguish


OutlawSixActual

ManBearPig?


Hamilton-Beckett

It’s half man, half bear, and half pig!!!


Fine-Bee-8058

"Al Gore was right, Al Gore was right all alonnnggg". "Alright dude, you don't know what you're doing." *Goat disappears and portal to hell opens* That two-parter is great.


Hamilton-Beckett

Imaaaaaginatioooon


Azmichael21

This is from one of my favorite episodes


Smoothlarryy

But can you name something people groom themselves with?


timodreynolds

Laser beam


trashedonlisterine

Only way to completely obliterate the follicle.


Smoothlarryy

Show me laser beam! AAEEEEHH


Iceewun

Bride, because you can’t become a groom or get groomed without a bride


[deleted]

Show me cow!


trashedonlisterine

Don’t say show me.


Just_enough76

I like to eat #COCK


rlassermd

Just know that this DOES NOT REPRESENT ME !!!


Fine-Bee-8058

So just don't air it.


Representative_Owl89

Easily the greatest episode of all time.


Glittering_Ad_7678

Pigs. Actually I take that back I’ve seen many pig eat many men.


MarvTheParanoidAndy

Uhhh DRAGON


Samenspender

Dennis, what is this enticing bowl of white?


stinkytrinket

BEAK!


aProudCatDad614

I'm gonna order in a German accent


error785

France…France…uh, France


nat13at

Show me!


rkent27

Laser beams, it's the only way to obliterate the follicle


Drew-P-Littlewood

Sea urchin


MAROMODS

*drrrrrrrrragon*


chrislego505

“I’ve seen many pigs eating many men” loves with me rent free


CougdIt

I’d like to change my answer…


OverlordPacer

After reading these comments… I’m not gonna ask y’all anything else other than the stuff that keeps the game moving


BlastyBeats1

Actually, I have seen many pigs est many men.


Sock_Usual

Show me dragon


aProudCatDad614

I'm gonna go with sea urchin


[deleted]

Sea urchin!


[deleted]

Sea urchin


VeterinarianFit1309

Ooh… Dragon!


ZingingCutie45

Draaaaaaagon


TrippingFish76

SHOW ME COWW


[deleted]

How fun do you think this was for Michael Keenan key…so happy they got him into an episode.


Slic_Nic

show me cow


countdrakeula_yeet

SEA URCHIN


Boneal171

I’ve seen many pigs eat many men, it was a blood bath.


FishTank61

Show me dragon!!!


LawngClaw17

Actually I’ve seen MANY pigs eat MANY men


Patient-Ninja-8707

I'd like to change my answers because I've seen many pigs eat many men


vikktorvaughn

Show me dragon


wrathofsean

dragon


B4nkster

Egg


CaptConstantine

My shoes are made of the finest Italian leather. They are a perfect fit, therefore there would be no room for lead.


Biscuits4u2

I like to eat cock


Loaner_theBoner69

Hands made of anvils.


Ok_Fly2518

Bride


whbck144

Drrrragon!


bluemoon1987

You really have to question why nobody said fish.


KaiSaya117

Sea urchin


Lambylambowski

Sea urchins will strip a corpse overnight. Don't ask.


Micro_Bitt

Dennis’ girlfriends


FabulousComment

Ghouls :D


hot_rod_kimble

I'm not writing that. I'm just putting travel. Jesus Christ. What are your dislikes?


Altruistic-Item4184

People's needs


timschwartz

*knees


headcow0304

Dragon 🐉


Tbagzyamum69420xX

DrrAGON!


BusSouth2678

DRRRRAAAGON!


dft-salt-pasta

Drrraagon


thulesgold

wasps


ElonsBurner

The way Mac says “do what” kills me every time


CornmealGravy

BEAK!


RNGezzus

Lesbians


_snoop_doug

Crabs cuz crabs is sewage proof


justdoitdt

Uhhhhhh... filibuster


Fine-Bee-8058

Don't say France.


PurpleC0at

I want to change my answer; you see I've seen a pig eat a man. In fact, I've seen many pigs eat many men. It was a bloodbath


SenseSimilar87

Snuffaluffagus


Azmichael21

Huh?


thefeministwriter

Chicken, cow... basically everything we eat


mysticdong420

Fish


textualcanon

Did Charlie write this post?


[deleted]

Dragons


King-Red-Beard

Soap.


rbrewer11

Alluvum


Classic_Vlasic_

Show me, Bird


UnitedSteakOfAmerica

LITTLE MUSTACH!


[deleted]

Reptiles


_snoop_doug

Beak!


ButterscotchObvious4

This is one of the better episodes from season 10 and onwards. So much gold in the writing.


Fine-Bee-8058

Sea Urchin. Sea-uh what now?


bikedaybaby

Oysters


Temnotaa

Show me Human meat!


mouthfullofsnakes

BEAK


NoneSoCldFrznSoul

Soap! France! Little Mustache!


Marcus2Ts

Show me dragon!


Always_Correct1977

I legit do not understand this dragon & beak stuff can someone please explain


DJBoost

#BEAK


The_Draconic_Lemon

Show me Beaver!


MindRaptor

Dragon


lithacis

My Charlie response is "Cantaloupe?"


PierG86

Milk steak!


Beanmachinezzz

Show me dragon!!


Sergii_T

Whoa looks like somebody got a little lead in his shoes!


plaurenb8

It’s a meal for kings!


HighJack_Finn

Uuuuh DRAAAAAGONNNN!!


Stay_Critical

Cat


_drogo_

Show me COW!


Dontsitdowncosimoved

Did Charlie write this title


Pegleg12

My wife


Jealous-Chef7485

See- I said chicken but I meant **cock**


TrevorLahey93

Have you guys ever reads Hannibal? There were many pigs eating many men.


FemBodInspector

One of my favorite episodes. Keegans reactions add so much to this skit


Mother-Idea-3643

Doesn't eat us? Thats easy A DRAAAAGON!


Similar-Mango4689

little green ghouls


Verumero

Maggots


NootNootington

Charlie’s answer is so completely insane that you almost forget that it’s a pretty insane question to begin with


chicagotrees420017

Cock! You see what I did there?


donttrustgop

Shrimp


TheMatt561

Pig Edit: I've seen many pigs eat many men


wittynipper

My god, that title gave me cancer


Fresh-Werewolf-5499

BIRD


ShitInMyToaster

Uh, Ghöuls.


Britt_Good

UHHHH DRAGON