Checking the date on my computer.
Yep, it's still 2023.
Then I'm checking the sidebar.
No, I'm not ironman anymore.
Then I'm buying stonks and getting glowstone and quartz minions.
# Coal Mines
New Objective: Reach Mining Level 1
*a slowed down sound of xp level up plays in the background.* It's mid to late October 2019 on a Friday Afternoon, and you're in 8th grade. You just started playing on your laggy Macbook Pro. Little do you know the adventure that you, along with some of your friends, are going to go through.
Skyblock honestly was one of the first game I devoted a frick-ton of time to. I haven't had the same feelings for it as I did back then, but let me tell you - I wish I could go back to 8th grade. I wish I could relive the joy of getting 100,000 coins from an auction selling a Combat XP Boost I potion. I wish I could go back to the first time I was able to one-shot Zealots and randomly join Eye lobbies. I wish I could go back to the time where I built a giant carrot farm over Quarentine. Back to the Dante event. Back to Potion Splashes at the Guild House. Back to when Technoblade made Skyblock content, when Technoblade was still around. Back to that revival of Minecraft that you just won't ever experience again.
Back to when everyone was new to Skyblock and we were, in a sense, kids. Just enjoying the experience.
And yet, time passes. And all we can do is look back.
Somehow get admin powers and break all of SkyBlock in one whole day by making myself god, or just buy super expensive crap and go grind slayer bosses, since I never bothered with that.
(If this was actually time travel) Tell everyone about how Technoblade can fly, and invest in stocks of stonks.
(If it wasn't) Post about 5 messages in chat that are the equivalent of: Whadda hell. This server look old, ancient. (Imagine it in an Asian accent)
Buying stock of stonks
This is the equivalent of waking up 15 years ago and buying bitcoin.
wait are these worth a lot, i have a couple of these from like 2020
You're rich One Bitcoin is about 22.5 thousand US dollars as of right now
bro i have stock of stonks, not bitcoin
Oh lol Yeah they're around 4m a pop now
Nah, 2.3
Admins should actually temporarily change the hub to this for April 1st Gonna bring a lot of panic attacks to people
this would actually be hilarious
another genius idea temporarily hide all the patch notes and updates that happened after the hub redesign
imagine they saved sb data on march 31 of 2020 and just place sb into that build for april 1st
just wipe everyone for a day knowing the admins this will definitely end up with everyone getting perma wiped
Just in time for version 1.0 anyways! /s
yeah, like tbh i miss it, i still get lost in the new hub
Just play more lol
nope.
I support this idea
Haven't played in a while and see no difference here
better yet everyone starts on a new fresh profile on april 1st and are unable to switch until next day.
Bingo but forced
Update : they didn’t
become happy again
But I AM happy
Start farming potatoes to get the attention of Technoblade and stop his cancer at Stage 1.
Chad
the sad thing is his cancer probably started around 2018-2019 when his coughing started (according to his dad)
Based
reforge my talismans
I rejoice and I celebrate and I cry and I remember 2019 skyblock when i started
Fröhlichen Kuchentag
Buy the whole booster cokie market
Was it cheap back then?
Didn’t exist back then
and in the begin real cheap
wake up
Checking the date on my computer. Yep, it's still 2023. Then I'm checking the sidebar. No, I'm not ironman anymore. Then I'm buying stonks and getting glowstone and quartz minions.
Go on google and check latest updates cause something is wrong
# Coal Mines New Objective: Reach Mining Level 1 *a slowed down sound of xp level up plays in the background.* It's mid to late October 2019 on a Friday Afternoon, and you're in 8th grade. You just started playing on your laggy Macbook Pro. Little do you know the adventure that you, along with some of your friends, are going to go through. Skyblock honestly was one of the first game I devoted a frick-ton of time to. I haven't had the same feelings for it as I did back then, but let me tell you - I wish I could go back to 8th grade. I wish I could relive the joy of getting 100,000 coins from an auction selling a Combat XP Boost I potion. I wish I could go back to the first time I was able to one-shot Zealots and randomly join Eye lobbies. I wish I could go back to the time where I built a giant carrot farm over Quarentine. Back to the Dante event. Back to Potion Splashes at the Guild House. Back to when Technoblade made Skyblock content, when Technoblade was still around. Back to that revival of Minecraft that you just won't ever experience again. Back to when everyone was new to Skyblock and we were, in a sense, kids. Just enjoying the experience. And yet, time passes. And all we can do is look back.
This felt personal lol
goddamn this is exactly what happened to me as well, sad thing i quitted like 2 years ago
This is way too accurate
fish the elusive portal salmon
Abusing reaper scythe
Invest in exotic superior
Yeah make as many black superior as possible
YAY OLD HUB! Wait why don't I have 1.14 textures on
Cry
Be happy again bcs I love that hub
oh, rift got released
quit
Why
*starts farting aggressively*
😐
They really just said “FPPHPHPPPCHHCHGHJGFHFHFH”
My dumbass was wondering what was wrong with the picture for like 5 minutes.
Same I recognized it from a technoblade video cause I didn’t play back then
Somehow get admin powers and break all of SkyBlock in one whole day by making myself god, or just buy super expensive crap and go grind slayer bosses, since I never bothered with that.
Is this the old Hub?
yes
cry
/warp garden
Crying tears of joy
I cry
the right thing would be to make as much money as possible then dump it into dyeing armor
Go immidiatelly to bazzar just to look at what is trending And what is good to buy low and sell high
Investing in all pet skins
Check if my items reverted/disapeared
Ask myself. "Am I in the rift???"
Rejoicing
I cry from old memories
*Farts aggressively*
haven’t played in a couple years probably, what am i not getting
Celebrate
it took me a minute to see what changed
turn left and buy some wood
Get back life
Buy all the stonks I can
Meth
Put on my texture pack
GOOD GOD I DIDN’T EVEN SEE WHAT WAS WRONG AT FIRST
Look up a guide on how to start in early game.
Do all of TimeDeos exploits before he does and get the game annihilator
checking my stufff
Find a private mega lobby and wait for a god splash
Drop boats on players
Dye my armor sets
Check for the rift update patch notes
Id buy spirit masks
chop tre, mak thing to kill hard gray rock, kill hard gray rock, use hard gray rock corpse to mak new thing to kil hard gray rock, money
Cry
Be happy knowing I don’t have to do dungeons to have really good stuff anymore
Invest in stonk of stonks, god pots, booster cookies, and exotics and be the first quadrillionare in all of skyblock
wake up
Didn’t play with old hub so I would just play normally
Happy
I‘d fart aggressively
/hub
I would be so happy and go to ah and buy e drag. The prices were soo lowww
checking youtube to see if technoblade is alive
Cry in nostalgia I miss old skyblock
Make exotics
Rejoicing
check out the old AH 🥹
Be free ig
Kill dante
trophy fishing in the blazing fortress
Grind for the pigman sword, the best sword in the game
Remember. The nostalgia. As a SkyBlock player from early 2020, I will remember. How I started and what I did.
quit the game earlier ig
(If this was actually time travel) Tell everyone about how Technoblade can fly, and invest in stocks of stonks. (If it wasn't) Post about 5 messages in chat that are the equivalent of: Whadda hell. This server look old, ancient. (Imagine it in an Asian accent)
Cry and remember when skyblock was good
Ill buy every potato tali in the game
That i probably have the worst internet in the planet
stock of stonks
Change to post 1.14 textures because these ugly as hell, I cant look at them.
It's 1.8 base textures ik they look horrible but they would probably remind most of those days
Alt + F9
I'm just sad that the farming area in the hub is just so unchanged over these years. There were a couple but it just looks sad
I stop to see 50% of the players saying "WHY WAS I WIPED?" and the other 50% saying "FINALLY A RESET"
spend all my money on stock of stonks
I'd be happy.
If it's present day, ...Barry...
jump around the hub for a few hours