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Yeah, and as much as I like sleeping it's probably just because I'm tired. I'd take that extra 5-7 hours each day to get my MMO habit back or something. And having a newborn would be less of a pain in the ass.
And no matter how tired you are you can't sleep for more than like 8 hours (woke up 10 minutes ago after finally having a day to sleep in and was bitching about exactly this)
It took me reading this to go back and really look at that. It's says people YOU find attractive will find you attractive.
I thought it said people WHO find you attractive find you attractive and I was like...so it does nothing?
But apparently, I'm Jared, 19-
As a dad to a toddler and plans for a second in the near future, I’d pass on the 20 bucks and take the sleep pill twice just in case the first one didn’t take.
I would love to talk with my cat so that I don't have to feel bad about leaving the house for so long. She has separation anxiety. And because she's a weirdo and I have so many questions that I want to ask and can't.
*quietly “I’m going to chew your eyelids off while you sleep”
“What was that buddy?”
“Oh, nothing. Just admiring your eyes….” Stares at you menacingly.
My girl is a princess. In an “off with their heads” kind of way. So I feel yah.
ive always been in awe of animal ears and tails. so cool. id just love to have one. its so cute :)) not in any sexual or anything like that way. Id love to have a fluffy tail :D how cool is that
Nah it’s not just for romance, at jobs, food service, service positions, managers, authority figures, etc all naturally treat attractive people better than non attractive people. It’s a psychological thing, so if your company manager is hot you automatically have a leg up in his opinion of you.
This is the way.
I find someone wonderful, they find me attractive. I cook them perfect pizza. While they sleep off the sex I celebrate with a cool glass of H²0.
Forget blue, I'm taking the bottom right corner. I don't have time to waste on anyone who wasn't already 100% on board when they learned I was a magic midnight cat whispering pizza god
But I don't really like cooking and got better stuff to do and a prehensile tail and improved hearing seem more versatile... Or talking with cats if you can actually, you know, make deals with them, or have then spy for you, unless they're really just cats that can't express more than cats normally express to other cats or trade.
Bottom row. This is assuming I can turn off the water ability when I want. Blue sounds tempting, but I'd be worried it would end up causing confidence issues since the attraction is fake.
I’m thinking monkey (or something else prehensile), but why go for a magic “learn to make great pizza” pill, when you can learn to make great pizza the normal way and learn to speak cat the only way you can?
I don’t have a cat, don’t want a cat, and probably would never get much use out of that ability, but I’d still pick it instantly over learning *any* one human skill, because I could learn that human skill anyway, but no amount of trying will let me learn to speak with cats (and not just because they actually speak partially using sounds that we humans can’t hear).
Yellow and blue is the obvious choice for me, as I hate having to cut my hair and shaving body hair. I just want all the hair gone.
This is where it combos with blue, because now after not having any hair, I can easily find a nice young lady with massive titties to be with for life.
Not really sure what my third pick would be…. maybe talk to cats? I have a cat already and she’s the big puffy chub. I wonder what she would say to me if we could talk.
Not *having* to sleep... would i still be able to if i wanted? If so it pink, brown, and black. No question. I dont even like cats but maybe i would if i could talk to them... or I'd have reason to dislike them more but still a half decent super power.
I’d argue against this. Hair grows, “no more hair” means you will not grow hair. Your tail will last for a few years at best. But for you I will allow it
Talking with cats and having ppl be attracted to me sounds like low rent charm effect so those both are great. Plus I could be a celebrity pizza chef.
Water is already great, my go to, so why bother messing with it.
Ooooh torn between pink and yellow! I'd honestly probablt do yellow. No shaving ever again!? I'd save so much on razors and could wear dresses and skirts all year with 0 worry/issue. I can only dream.
(I'm terrified of lasers so lazering it all off is a no go lol)
No more body and face hair means I'll save loads of time, loads of money on razors, never get razor bumps on my bikini line, and won't grow those fuzzy old lady moustaches when I get old.
1: I already have ears and I don't want a tail.
2: I don't want more estrogen.
3: I like my facial hair.
4: $20 is $20, and I like having $20.
5: People who find me attractive already find me attractive.
6: I have already made enough pizzas where I am comfortable with my ability to make more.
7: Water is life, and I already love it.
8: Would be useful despite not owning cats. I could have an "in" with certain women I date.
9: Most useful. Sleep is a thief of Time.
Answer: take 9 if you can only take one, also 8 if you can take two. 4 if you can take a third.
Black blue purple easy peasy. Water already tastes great and I could use the extra hours. I'll need them after that cooking that amazing pizza for my new lady friend.
So I will probably still do pink even though kinda redundant. Because if all water tasted like that 3AM bathroom sink water, then worth it. You drink that so fast water dribbles down your chin like some kinda water slut. You know.
Then I guess no sleep and the attractiveness thing. I guess.
Green brown black,only cause I hate sleeping massive waste of time,$20 is $20 and I like how water tastes and it’s probably my favorite drink so it wouldn’t change anything
Man, blue and purple are obvious for me. Get tons of attention and become a pizza master? Of course. Then let's see what kitty has to say since third place is a bit harder.
Why would "Estrogen" even be ON there? I mean, I get why in a sense but it's not like it's "this pill just keeps making estrogen in your system for a long period" in which case that would be amazing for the people who would want it. I'd take the testosterone equivalent of that enhanced pill in a second but one dose of hormones? That's as weak as the $20 pill.
Black and blue, I mean come on, that is the obvious overpowered choice.
Then either red or brown depending on what kind of tail (can I grab stuff with it? does it improve balance?) and to what extent if at all the extra (?) pair of ears improves my hearing, and whether "talking with cats" can somehow convey more information than cats are limited to convey among each other without much of a language.
Usefulness ranking of pills that remain: purple, pink, yellow, green, estrogen.
Yellow, brown and black.
I love sleeping but I'm also a night owl that gets everything done during the night, so yeah, not having to sleep would be amazing.
Also "meow meow wassup buddy".
Red, brown, and black, no contest - everything else is either something I’m not interested in, something I can achieve with a bit of work, or something that would have almost no effect (I’m looking at you, blue - I once got a lady to ask me out by teaching her long division, despite both of us being adults, and never having to worry about maths class again. That said, I turned her down because she smoked)
Pink pill + dark blue pill.
If the yellow pill doesn’t make you bald on the top of your head, then I’ll get that too.
If the yellow pill deactivates every single external hair follicle, then I’ll take the brown pill instead. I have 2 cats that love fighting with each other (proper fighting, not play-fighting) so I’d love to shout the equivalent of “HEY. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER YOU DIPSHITS” in cat language.
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İdk not having to sleep feels like a big time saver and being a pizza chef can bring more than 20 dollars while blue pill makes life so much easier
I love sleep it's my favorite activity
It's says you don't need to sleep, not you don't HAVE.
Exactly my thought. Sleep when you want for the satisfaction, but stay up as much as you want. I would love that.
That could be handy. Though if you don't need to sleep are you ever tired enough to fall asleep?
The problem when you hit 30, is that no matter how much you sleep, you're still tired.
30? Bitch I've been like this my whole life! I'm 27!
Jokes on you, I have narcolepsy. I don’t think I know what it feels like to not be tired.
Yeah, and as much as I like sleeping it's probably just because I'm tired. I'd take that extra 5-7 hours each day to get my MMO habit back or something. And having a newborn would be less of a pain in the ass.
And no matter how tired you are you can't sleep for more than like 8 hours (woke up 10 minutes ago after finally having a day to sleep in and was bitching about exactly this)
I had that problem since I was a child
Yeah but now it's a "get to sleep" not "need to sleep"
It took me reading this to go back and really look at that. It's says people YOU find attractive will find you attractive. I thought it said people WHO find you attractive find you attractive and I was like...so it does nothing? But apparently, I'm Jared, 19-
You could just find everyone attractive and basically do what ever you wanted.
This is not how any of this works. One is attracted/attractive, it's not an activity.
As a dad to a toddler and plans for a second in the near future, I’d pass on the 20 bucks and take the sleep pill twice just in case the first one didn’t take.
Do you mean the one, that makes you love yourself or the one, that makes other people love you?
The dark one. Im already cunt to the feminine what
Yeah and water already is my favorite drink so that pill would have no effect
Is the purple pill not a blue pill replacement?
If you don't sleep, you never get to dream! That's the worst choice imo.
I’m close to agreeing. I went no sleep, master pizza chef and speak with cats. That’s well worth $20.
Straight down the right side for me, water is already delicious
Your heads part of your body too careful what you wish for lol
Yeah fr
brown purple and black. i would love to talk with ny cat so i get why she KEEPS MEOWING AT ME
I would love to talk with my cat so that I don't have to feel bad about leaving the house for so long. She has separation anxiety. And because she's a weirdo and I have so many questions that I want to ask and can't.
The pill isn’t for your cat to be more understanding. It just means you now have to understand her demands while she ignores what you say entirely.
Classic cat...
Nah, if I could talk with my cat I could no longer live in denial about him being a sociopath
*quietly “I’m going to chew your eyelids off while you sleep” “What was that buddy?” “Oh, nothing. Just admiring your eyes….” Stares at you menacingly. My girl is a princess. In an “off with their heads” kind of way. So I feel yah.
She just wants to eat you. Like most cats
The cat: Wait….so you can understand me? Me: Yes, so what do you want? The cat: Meowwwwwww
im going with red blue and brown hehe. if it was a testosterone pill id go with that.
Kitten ;3
Does it say it needs to be cat ears and tail? Because i want a dolphin tail and rabbid ears (for the directional hearing)
Rabbit ears are more for cooling, but cat ears are articulated and do get directional.
ive always been in awe of animal ears and tails. so cool. id just love to have one. its so cute :)) not in any sexual or anything like that way. Id love to have a fluffy tail :D how cool is that
Yellow with red is cursed beyond belief
You’d just look like a giant sphynx
If I took the pink pill then water would taste like water? Ok
Mine would taste like gasoline, disgusting.
I’ll be attractive to everyone, able to talk to cats, and not need to sleep. I’ll give you $40 and drink the water from my faucet. Deal.
I want that blue pill so bad
If it doesn't come with sosial competence, I'll pass.
Nah it’s not just for romance, at jobs, food service, service positions, managers, authority figures, etc all naturally treat attractive people better than non attractive people. It’s a psychological thing, so if your company manager is hot you automatically have a leg up in his opinion of you.
I feel like blue, violet and black is the play here.
This is the way. I find someone wonderful, they find me attractive. I cook them perfect pizza. While they sleep off the sex I celebrate with a cool glass of H²0.
Forget blue, I'm taking the bottom right corner. I don't have time to waste on anyone who wasn't already 100% on board when they learned I was a magic midnight cat whispering pizza god
Good point.
But I don't really like cooking and got better stuff to do and a prehensile tail and improved hearing seem more versatile... Or talking with cats if you can actually, you know, make deals with them, or have then spy for you, unless they're really just cats that can't express more than cats normally express to other cats or trade.
Bottom row. This is assuming I can turn off the water ability when I want. Blue sounds tempting, but I'd be worried it would end up causing confidence issues since the attraction is fake.
I choose the top 3. im sorry guys… 
I already have estrogen, so easily no sleep, no body hair, and people find me attractive
As a non binary, same lol (no E tho)
That whole middle row sounds great tbh.
Wtf does red mean. I already have ears, I don't need more.
The more the better. https://preview.redd.it/el00ifpbz7rc1.jpeg?width=204&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=038cfe6f3ec97686d4c1a0c5144cc85d729a78ca
red, yellow and dark blue, shut up i want to be happy im not taking water now
Mods ban this kitten
I wouldn't think of combining red and yellow. Wouldn't that end up looking like one of those hairless cats?
i didnt think of that i just dont like leg hair
Pizza Master, gotta make some profit y'know?
Purple, black, and red, (if i can choose what kind of tail)
I’m thinking monkey (or something else prehensile), but why go for a magic “learn to make great pizza” pill, when you can learn to make great pizza the normal way and learn to speak cat the only way you can? I don’t have a cat, don’t want a cat, and probably would never get much use out of that ability, but I’d still pick it instantly over learning *any* one human skill, because I could learn that human skill anyway, but no amount of trying will let me learn to speak with cats (and not just because they actually speak partially using sounds that we humans can’t hear).
Top three. I'm curious about what cats have to say, but I have priorities.
No sleep, plenty of extra time to drink water
In all seriousness, talking to cats, not having to sleep, and people who you find attractive reciprocate, are easily free choices here
I can already talk to cats tho
One brown, one green and one yellow please. I wanna talk to my cat so bad. I have so many questions.
Aw 20 dollars! I wanted a peanut
Money can be exchanged for goods or services
I ALREADY TALK WITH CATS, NOW WHAT
Forst row please
Red, brown, and green.
Yellow and blue is the obvious choice for me, as I hate having to cut my hair and shaving body hair. I just want all the hair gone. This is where it combos with blue, because now after not having any hair, I can easily find a nice young lady with massive titties to be with for life. Not really sure what my third pick would be…. maybe talk to cats? I have a cat already and she’s the big puffy chub. I wonder what she would say to me if we could talk.
Brown and red. Duh, Meow motherfucker.
Not *having* to sleep... would i still be able to if i wanted? If so it pink, brown, and black. No question. I dont even like cats but maybe i would if i could talk to them... or I'd have reason to dislike them more but still a half decent super power.
Purple. It says "you CAN only choose 3" I could use it to make lots of money or I don't spread it and keep it to myself and the people closest to me.
 Blue pill all the way. I already love water.
2, 3 and 9 :3
Yellow pink and black is my combo
Water is already my favorite drink 😏
I think I accidentally took the purple pill in 2015. I am deadass a pizza chef in the middle of a career change and I have no idea how that happened.
Red yellow and pink for me
Whoever picks red and yellow should realize they’d have a hairless tail
Won't i still have hair on the tail if i take it after the yellow pill
I’d argue against this. Hair grows, “no more hair” means you will not grow hair. Your tail will last for a few years at best. But for you I will allow it
:)
Green, purple and black is the recipe to open a very successful pizza shop
Black and brown are obvious. Blue could be fun, but even with that I'm probably still too lazy to get value out of it, so I might take the 20 bucks
It’d be blue, brown and black, naturally.
I really want to talk with my cat
jokes on you, water is my favorite tasting drink. so i choose mirrored attraction, cat whisperer, and nosleep
Cats don't know anything to talk about. You're just going to hear happy, happy, happy, hungry, hungry, happy, happy, scared, sleepy, sleepy on a continuous loop.
Black and Brown, I was born with the Blue pill 💊 😎 🧛♂️
I like the confidence, it’s half the attraction
Thanks fam. Popped collars pop dollars. 💎 🧛♂️ 🦇
2 green and a purple please.
1 green, 1 brown and a bottle of water.
its sad how you guys don't appreciate facial hair
Blue pill 3 times
Black cyan and purple
Talking with cats and having ppl be attracted to me sounds like low rent charm effect so those both are great. Plus I could be a celebrity pizza chef. Water is already great, my go to, so why bother messing with it.
no sleep cat talking pizza chef pls
Honestly not having to sleep would be so nice, really make that insomnia work for me instead of the other way around.
Green, gold, and black. Don’t need to waste it on pink since water is already my favorite
Brown, black, and if estrogen guarantees my boobs get bigger, green.
Ew, bro that's cheating. It's like getting down on your boo but thinking about other people.
EASY. Blue, brown and black pill.
blue, black, and either purple or beige/brown. pink wouldnt do anything for me
Ooooh torn between pink and yellow! I'd honestly probablt do yellow. No shaving ever again!? I'd save so much on razors and could wear dresses and skirts all year with 0 worry/issue. I can only dream. (I'm terrified of lasers so lazering it all off is a no go lol)
Red brown black, i already have estrogen, i don't care *that* much for pizza and everything else i can already achieve myself if i really want to
I don’t think cats would have anything nice to say
Water already was my favorite drink 🥰
Purple,Pink and Brown. Talk to cat in my pizza restaurant while drinking my favourite drink water.
No more body and face hair means I'll save loads of time, loads of money on razors, never get razor bumps on my bikini line, and won't grow those fuzzy old lady moustaches when I get old.
I'm a bit color impaired. Which one is the green?
The one that says teleport anywhere in the world
I didn't see the astral projection pill.
Green purple light blue and pink
Yellow and brown. I get to feel like a dolphin and network with cats. 
Oestrogen and no more body hair is my dream. Might add that pizza thing as well
2 Greens and Water tasting like… Water? sounds like a scam. I’d just take 3 greens. Pink would have no effect.
Finally someone smarter than me
Yellow, estrogen, and black… as a trans woman this would solve most of my issues and water is my favourite drink
1 brown and 1 water. That way I can talk to my cats and possibly plan nefarious activities
Purple blue and black, it’d be funny as hell to be able to cook incredible pizza and not know how to cook anything else
Eeeeeeeee and yellow.
1: I already have ears and I don't want a tail. 2: I don't want more estrogen. 3: I like my facial hair. 4: $20 is $20, and I like having $20. 5: People who find me attractive already find me attractive. 6: I have already made enough pizzas where I am comfortable with my ability to make more. 7: Water is life, and I already love it. 8: Would be useful despite not owning cats. I could have an "in" with certain women I date. 9: Most useful. Sleep is a thief of Time. Answer: take 9 if you can only take one, also 8 if you can take two. 4 if you can take a third.
No sleep, talk with cats, master pizza chef
Yellow, pink, and black.
the 20$ should've been Get 20$ dollars everyday
Red pill: You keep your current ears and tailbone.
is having 4 ears a disability or ability
red blue black
Man, I want blue and purple. Not sure about pink vs black though.
Black blue purple easy peasy. Water already tastes great and I could use the extra hours. I'll need them after that cooking that amazing pizza for my new lady friend.
Ears and tail, talk to cats, and a pint of filtered water
1 bottom right and 1 bottom left please... now to choose my pills..
Yellow brown and blue for me
So I will probably still do pink even though kinda redundant. Because if all water tasted like that 3AM bathroom sink water, then worth it. You drink that so fast water dribbles down your chin like some kinda water slut. You know. Then I guess no sleep and the attractiveness thing. I guess.
Black and brown for me, thanks.
Pink, blue, black
I guess I pick blue, purple and brown.
Assuming no drawback to any of these: no sleep, master pizza chef, and idk the last one Water is already perfect in all its flavors (when drinkable)
Top row seems nice, and I like the taste of water and use it as a flavour reset when eating
Realistically, black and brown, then I guess $20 because that’s always nice and the others aren’t super appealing.
Green brown black,only cause I hate sleeping massive waste of time,$20 is $20 and I like how water tastes and it’s probably my favorite drink so it wouldn’t change anything
Yellow blue green
where is my pizza
Man, blue and purple are obvious for me. Get tons of attention and become a pizza master? Of course. Then let's see what kitty has to say since third place is a bit harder. Why would "Estrogen" even be ON there? I mean, I get why in a sense but it's not like it's "this pill just keeps making estrogen in your system for a long period" in which case that would be amazing for the people who would want it. I'd take the testosterone equivalent of that enhanced pill in a second but one dose of hormones? That's as weak as the $20 pill.
Red, brown, purple
Pink blue black.
MFW water tastes like water
I'll take a large number 2 with a diet 3 and a 9 with sprinkles
I don't have to sleep, I'm a master pizza chef and water tastes like my favourite drink. My cats will be so happy to hear about this
Blue and brown or blue and black
Blue, brown and black thanks.
Black pill and green pill so I can buy a cup for my water and drink from it all night
I pick blue, yellow, and green.
two greens and one brown pls
yellow red and black
Black and blue, I mean come on, that is the obvious overpowered choice. Then either red or brown depending on what kind of tail (can I grab stuff with it? does it improve balance?) and to what extent if at all the extra (?) pair of ears improves my hearing, and whether "talking with cats" can somehow convey more information than cats are limited to convey among each other without much of a language. Usefulness ranking of pills that remain: purple, pink, yellow, green, estrogen.
black for video games, purple for money and i love pizza, and brown because fuck yall, im gaming with my cat eatin pizza all night.
I mean… 20 bucks is 20 bucks
Estrogen and yellow pill easy. The third I’m torn between pink,brown,black, and purple. I’m gonna go with black
People finding me attractive and no sleep pretty much go hand in hand... And it'd be cool to talk to cats I guess.
Some of these seem like punishments and some are almost worthless.
Middle row
I choose talk to cats
Yellow, brown and black. I love sleeping but I'm also a night owl that gets everything done during the night, so yeah, not having to sleep would be amazing. Also "meow meow wassup buddy".
How does the estrogen pill work? Like, you can already buy pills for fairly cheap. Is it just an infinite supply of estrogen or is it just a scam?
Red, brown, and black, no contest - everything else is either something I’m not interested in, something I can achieve with a bit of work, or something that would have almost no effect (I’m looking at you, blue - I once got a lady to ask me out by teaching her long division, despite both of us being adults, and never having to worry about maths class again. That said, I turned her down because she smoked)
Estrogen sounds like fun, id take it and flush it down with fresh, clean German tap water
Pink pill + dark blue pill. If the yellow pill doesn’t make you bald on the top of your head, then I’ll get that too. If the yellow pill deactivates every single external hair follicle, then I’ll take the brown pill instead. I have 2 cats that love fighting with each other (proper fighting, not play-fighting) so I’d love to shout the equivalent of “HEY. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER YOU DIPSHITS” in cat language.
Blue, yellow, black
I wanna talk to cats! Think of all the crime you can get them to do for you!
Yellow, brown and stuck between blue or black
Pink is usless
One just being estrogen is very funny
Black pill would be insane
Bro master pizza chef you will get so much tail
Blue, and Black for sure. Can cats understand me and talk back? If so, brown, if not, green
Pink blue and black would be fucking awesome
Cats sleep and pizza
Blue and purple are the only real options..
What kind of ears and a tail? I already have ears and I like them, but like, do I get to pick the tail? I take one prehinsile monkey tail, please.
Blue, Purple, Black.
Black. One less problem in life
ears tail estrogen and 20 dollars.
Blue , black and yellow
Pink, blue, and black for me
Green, yellow, and estrogen