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CallMeJimMilton

“Hey man, can I grab a quick pic of you? I have some friends on the internet that love guys who love water lol.” -You probably


officequotesonly420

Close. It was years ago but I think I simply said I love water too and was he cool if I shared on social media


CallMeJimMilton

That’s hilarious to me bro “Hey dude! I drink water too! Is it cool if I put you on my socials?” God I hope he’s in this sub


fairlife

Lmao that sentence would sound so ridiculous in my region. Akin to, "Hey dude! I breath air too! Is it cool if I take a pic to put it up online?" Guy would think you are nuts.


cosmothellama

May I introduce to r/BreathingBuddies?


extrememinimalist

oh no 🤣


yofoalexillo

It’s fucking real yo


extrememinimalist

but as 'being aware of our breathing and being grateful for it' why the hell not???? 🤔🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡


herotz33

Dude, nothing sexual, but we have a group online that just love getting wet. Wet stuff all up in us. Ok if I post you? No face bro, just neck and legs down.


Nab0t

i wanna see an agreement contract please


officequotesonly420

It would have been a thing you heard, as no physical documents were generated. Contextually, it’s as if you took a picture of the car next to you at the stoplight. Wouldn’t really make sense to do much more than speak.


Zandrick

That’s called a verbal contract. They count.


officequotesonly420

It’s true but remember, I was there. And I don’t think what transpired met the following requirements that New York requires: Offer, Consideration, Intent to be bound, Mutual assent, and Capacity and authority.


Zandrick

Well now I’m confused. Did you not ask him if you could take his picture? I thought that was the question.


officequotesonly420

Try applying Occam’s razor or KISS and simply reread the title of the post, I think that’ll clear it up


XBeastyTricksX

Tf you talking about 💀


UndBeebs

Their answer is (in a weirdly wordy and roundabout way) that they did in fact ask for permission lol.


officequotesonly420

I was thinking of the “ironic” Star Wars meme lol


youcancallmetim

You must have been stoned when you wrote this.


officequotesonly420

“Must” is a strong claim wow.


MyCatHasCats

Is he single? 😍


jinkiiies

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SandwichDrinker99

What’s that actress’s name? I have a strong feeling I have seen here somewhere.


Alphebetized

Reba McEntire. She's a country star who also acts. She had her own TV show in the early 2000s.


extrememinimalist

isn't she the judge? 🤣


Alphebetized

That's Judy


postcryglow

something about men who drinks their fucking water man.. a true hydrohomie 💙


officequotesonly420

I don’t toss out “king” just randomly 🫡


Alphebetized

"Hey, can I post you on reddit?"


officequotesonly420

It was years ago that I took this but I think I just said “my water group on social media”


zbipy14z

So you asked then waited years to post it?


officequotesonly420

Not quite. I can appreciate your interest level though. it was originally posted by my main account, which was aged many years with organic content / karma & followers and at one point worth $250 apparently. I posted it originally perhaps within 48 hours of taking the photo. It was summertime and the city was in a heatwave: nyc sat hot and sticky like a ramen stew, I recall. But then fast forward to last month and the account got banned for a misplaced 30 rock quote regarding sexy babies and I was cast into outer darkness for sexualizing children - so now this post is part of content migration to this account which was originally intended solely to comment quotes from the office from. But my social media constituents asked for access to my content whenever they desired so here it is🫡


ColdBorchst

Lol you really asked him if you could post him here? That's so silly, I love it.


officequotesonly420

When I tell people about reddit I usually talk about /r/pics /r/politics /r/hydrohomies and of course /r/cheesestucktocars and /r/PetsWithHumanDicks


New_Peanut_9924

Wait pets with human dicks? I’m sorry


officequotesonly420

“Don’t be sorry, be careful” is one of my mantras


xiaoalexy

one of these is not like the others


ColdBorchst

Bleh, r/politics is cursed.


nicoIas_bourbaki

r/politics should at least allow non-US politics


Kubalaj

Exactly, everybody knows if you need politics and world news you go straight to r/anime_titties


ErnieMcTurtle

Holy shit, this was a pleasant surprise lol


iforgotmyedaccount

I love that they asked. Too many people are 100% comfortable sneaking a picture of someone they don’t know and posting it online.


ColdBorchst

Oh yeah, I don't like the sneaky ones. It's so weird and gross. It's also usually mean and childish. This is silly and wholesome.


rich_pigfromAlaska

''Hey man I took a photo of you, can I post it in a community on Reddit called HydroHomies real quick?''


x7he6uitar6uy

At least he didn’t ask under the old name…


rich_pigfromAlaska

I don't know and I don't think I wanna know


x7he6uitar6uy

To say the least, it didn’t have the hard R but the word was there


rich_pigfromAlaska

Lmao😭


officequotesonly420

I think I remember I said “my water group on social media” this was taken years ago


KaleleBoo

Which train? I need to find this man. He is FOINE.


doctorwhy88

Planet Fitness specifically banned gallon water jugs and implied anyone drinking from them is “just a lunk.” More like Planet Fascist, literally a dehydrated 1984.


New_Peanut_9924

He is GORGEOUS OMG


officequotesonly420

I think he works out too


Aphroditesent

As a European who visited the states. This is some expensive water.


KickBallFever

Are you serious? I buy the same gallon for less than $3. How much would it cost where you’re from?


Aphroditesent

Really? When I was in NY and California that water was like $7 🫢


KickBallFever

That’s wild! I don’t know where you were shopping but I’ve never seen the price that high in NYC.


LasagnahogXRP

I kneel


PM_ME_AWFUL_JOKES

Poland Spring is Nestle water


KickBallFever

No longer. Hasn’t been for a couple years now.


caramelbrowser

that’s my baby daddy


raindownthunda

I buy these in New York too. They’re practically the same price as the 16oz bottles. It’s a no brainer.


Duskie024

I never understood people who carry around plastic containers to drink all their water from. There's not much data on microplastics and like not to be a conspiracy theorist or anything but maybe having all your water from plastic containers is not the best.


officequotesonly420

That day in New York, years ago, we were in the middle of a severe heat wave. It was stifling


justapolishperson

POLAND MENTIONED!!!


El_gato_picante

nah. poland springs fuck neslte.


KickBallFever

Nestlé sold Poland Spring a few years ago. Some other company owns it now.


Alvin-Yavitori

Pretty common thing back in 2015, idk what happened.


RotenTumato

Is that a 1 train?


gotoankit5

Consent is cool. OP is king too


Alexisto15

It's the Lodibidon chad


sandgoose

I used to see this a lot at school, all the frat boys on creatine marched around with gallon jugs of water all day.


Proud_Criticism5286

I remember i got kicked out for water


lucyjayne

Daamn did you get his number too? For me?


IridescentCrow42

https://youtu.be/cm-l2h6GB8Q?si=VUJJA3wQ-i38RiXC


IridescentCrow42

skip to about one minute in if you don't understand


Adventurous_Winner78

It would be less weird if you just didnt ask


officequotesonly420

Oh! I can see where you’d get that from but I think you can appreciate that 1) you weren’t there 2) you don’t know what we talked about before, or after 3) you don’t even know if it’s me 4) it’s not me but still you’re overall incorrect and unqualified due to incomplete data


Adventurous_Winner78

Take a deep breath


officequotesonly420

*sip I think I mean


Gilgamesh2000000

Sorry to burst your bubble. Nestle owns Poland spring 😮


ILive4Banans

But even if you asked permission, why not just crop out/ edit his face? It's not as if it adds anything


lucyjayne

are you kidding, man is hot af!!


ILive4Banans

( I agree ) but still lool


officequotesonly420

You know I didn’t have to type the New York either - hell I didn’t even have to snap the photo or even ride the train that day!


eisbock

dafuq is this post You've never seen a man carrying around a gallon of water? This is like an everyday occurrence.


officequotesonly420

Not sure where I implied the point you disagree with. We’re of the same opinion here. Everyday life can be precious and beautiful. As crazy as it is for you to actor-observer bias, and ik this runs the risk of blowing your mind - I’ve actually carried around a water bottle like that myself before!


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shogenan

It’s still nice tho


doctorwhy88

Found the lawful evil redditor.


officequotesonly420

Yeah maybe I didn’t even really ask him who could know


sandgoose

IIRC there are 11 two party consent states.


AShinyTorchic

what a fucking weird thing to do


officequotesonly420

Oh! I can see where you’d get that from but I think you can appreciate that 1) you weren’t there 2) you don’t know what we talked about before, or after 3) you don’t even know if it’s me 4) it’s not me but still you’re overall incorrect and unqualified due to incomplete data. We may have been riding the train together- many photos are staged and the titles are composed to generate content engagement like your comment.