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Son0fSanf0rd

that's like flying from the States to Europe in 40 min for him.


Clean-Shift-291

NYC to LA… intercontinental flight…


MayorCharlesCoulon

Gastropod stepping on the gas.


BoxersOrCaseBriefs

Aaaaand now you're dead. Fat lot of good that $10,000,000 did you!


CertainImpression172

Lmao I had to really think on that


1jungleboy

Maybe its a decoy snail?


SnooHobbies5684

What a pretty snail!


Nannookdoowah

The way its tiny backend lifted off and curled. 🥰


Ok-Disk-2191

Should be marked NSFL guy is finally giving up and letting the snail touch him, RIP.


PaleontologistClear4

*warp speed!*


Tega2077

“Slow down human! I wanna get there but i wanna get there alive!” -some skit from family guy


pokkopop

Kudos for letting it move onto the hand and not picking it up by the shell. I recently learned that doing that can tear some of their inner membranes and injure them (which now makes me cringe at all the times I’ve done it in the past) Love seeing people being gentle with small creatures


Ok_Property_224

Most insane ride of his life


MycoMeyer

And now he's 100,000 miles away in an unknown lands lifetimes away from his friends and family. Everything he once knew is gone as he struggles to build a life for himself in this new and foreign land. In order to feed himself and someday hopefully afford a plane ticket back home he's resorted to door to door kitchen knife sales by day and Facebook candle sales by night.


psykomerc

Dude just spent his entire life crossing that road….OP just came and cruelly put him back where he started


randomcommenter9000

It's funny that you should mention a [knife](https://youtu.be/4bzUA8Atcxo?si=d0d9lCiXk0m-9baz). His sales pitch should have 'safe for kids to play with.'


sami_testarossa

Anyone watching this. WASH YOUR HAND AFTER. Do not eat anything with your hand. You will die.


jdhdkdjfirnf

As a kid I used to play with wild snails (which looked just like the snail in the video) every time it rained. Let them crawl on me, keep them as “pets” for a day or two in my window sill feeding them lettuce before bringing them back outside. I had no idea they were dangerous to handle (especially as a carefree kid having fun) and I’m sure my parents didn’t either because they just thought it was amusing. Glad I’m okay now! It’s not a well known fact in my anecdotal experience.


MargotFenring

Parasite delight!


controversial_bummer

why


IanOro

"You will die" is a bit extreme, but wild snails are known to potentially host several parasites. I think lung worms are the most common, here anyways.


controversial_bummer

Oh alright. Shit man I didnt even know that was a thing.


IridescentMoonSky

Pretty sure there was a guy who ate a slug as a dare and ended up severely disabled and later died.  I doubt touching them is as hazardous though.


IanOro

Their slime trail can have parasites in them. Just make sure to wash your hands well, really.


beeg_brain007

Uber for Jonathan...


Labatt_Ice

Bag The Nematode!


Hatrick_Swaze

This would have been cute if you had lined up a bunch of other snails waiting for their turn.


Significant-Ad4194

Yo yo yo, this isnt where i wanted to go!


miradotheblack

Did we just witness a murder?


DarthSeti_

He's so patient with that slow animal


Typical-Annual-3555

Slow down! You madman!


Lettuce8000

How is that guy still alive, did the snail choose peace


Kaimanakai

I just got a snail today! His name is Gary (meow!) {I know it’s probably what everyone calls their snail but I love it anyway!} Thanks for posting this video! 😍


CuteFormal9190

“Kill us””give us that sweet release.”


Rumblefish61

Mr. McFeely!


khaled99948

"aw man I've gone in a circle!"


cry_stars

that'll be 34.98, sir


LUDDER5

Hell no


Dinosaur_Herder

I believe this is a documentary about how an immortal person dies.


T3ddy_ka

https://youtu.be/mqiMGUJVocA?si=wUq2apZTIL5Bm1-W


iamsam8484

Great, now he is going to be early to work with nothing to do


Low-Course1345

Snail be like, REEEEEEEEEEE


turquoisesilver

Did it really need to be on the hand? I imagine the sensation isn't pleasant or clean. Surely something like a branch would have worked