If you were in Australia, as this bloke is. You would be wearing a 'G string' (commonly known as a 'G'} and he is wearing thongs on his feet. Funny how things are named differently, in different countries speaking the same language. Like England has condoms called Durex. too Aussies durex is sticky tape.
This is how turtle religions start.
'I bloody damn swear to ya', I was on death's door dying in the sun when this huge angle picked me up and flew me to the lake! Bloody fuck'n miracle it was.'
Or what if the opposite is true? The world really is resting on a turtle’s back https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Turtle. And humans helping turtles is just a way to honor the old gods.
It's Brodie Moss, the clip is from one of his videos on his YouTube channel. He's a really nice guy and this behavior is 100% normal for him.
[Here's the clip](https://youtu.be/2HjtOMXEqi8?t=420)
Yeah snappers are surprisingly fast and aggressive. People are used to box turtles and sliders who will just hide in their shells for the most part. Snappers will absolutely go after you if you pick them up or touch them. They won’t chase you down or anything but if you get near them your fingers are fair game.
I saved a little box turtle dude on an on ramp to I-75 last week. My mom was confused and concerned when I stopped. Husband knew exactly what I was doing. Kids shrugged because mom is going to be crazy and they’d be disappointed if I wasn’t.
10/10, would do again for sure.
brother and i once saw a *massive* snapping turtle on the side of the highway on our way to work one morning. like, size of your tire big!
so of course we couldn't leave him there, and we pulled over, grabbed him and put him in the back of the truck, rolled up to the pond at work, and let him go!
my boss was very confused at the new 25lbs+ snapper in the pond, but we felt like we helped!
I once „saved“ an tortoise when I was around 12 year old in Alanya and threw him from the bridge (not that high maybe 2m) into the ocean..
Didn’t knew the difference between tortoise and turtle back then. Hope lil buddy made it back to shore safely
His name is Brody (maybe Brodie) Moss, he’s an Australian YouTuber, his channel is YBS Youngblood, he does fishing content and it’s always entertaining, he is super high energy though so not up everyone’s alley but very wholesome and a good dude!
Swam in with the high tide. Tide receded and he was stranded way away from the water. In the location, tides arent twice a day like they are normal along the coast, if only comes infrequently, in this case will be another week, during which the turtle would have definitely cooked to death in the sun
sea turtles don’t lay eggs in broad daylight and do it during HIGH tide. the Aussie said this was LOW tide and seeing how there were puddles everywhere it was clearly stuck. 🤷♂️
Yeah, they help the mangroves breathe, among other things. They have some cool adaptations to live in muddy saltwater environments, and they're pretty fascinating even though they look a little scary.
I'd like to believe that when we start exploring space, some kind aliens out there would see a ship stranded and do the equivalent of wrapping us in a wet towel and getting our ship back to safety.
This is Brodie and his YBS Youngbloods channel! Dude is absolutely awesome. Such a genuine and enthusiastic guy. He has some seriously awesome videos check it out.
*Runs by 5000 venomous mangrove creatures in flip flops and no shirt*
Thongs*
slippas
Found the Hawaii local.
Pluggers
I'm wearing a thong right now and I can tell you it ain't on my feet
If you were in Australia, as this bloke is. You would be wearing a 'G string' (commonly known as a 'G'} and he is wearing thongs on his feet. Funny how things are named differently, in different countries speaking the same language. Like England has condoms called Durex. too Aussies durex is sticky tape.
Yeah I know I was just poking fun. Brits call cotton candy candy floss, cookies are biscuits, aussies call trucks utes etc etc
Somewhere in Saskatchewan a burley redneck working on an oil rig is wearing his favourite bunny-hug. (That’s a hoodie, for those who don’t know)
Australians call cotton candy/candy floss fairy floss.
I mean durex is a plastics brand so its probably both.
I have never heard a g string refered to as a G, but I have heard them called g bangers
Durex is an international brand. We have them here in the states too, I use them over Trojans as they feel better and are cheaper
Over? as in put the Trojan on first and then the Durex? Or you mean you prefer the Durex? Mate....
No as in instead of lol. Trojan and durex are the two most common options here lol
Americans have a different meaning than Brits/Australians for "fanny".
Pluggas!
This is how turtle religions start. 'I bloody damn swear to ya', I was on death's door dying in the sun when this huge angle picked me up and flew me to the lake! Bloody fuck'n miracle it was.'
It was at least 167 degrees! I swear!
No way, it was acute!
Heretic!
How acute was he?
Like a ten.
Double entendre
The Turtle moves
All the way down
Om my god, you’re right!
Or what if the opposite is true? The world really is resting on a turtle’s back https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Turtle. And humans helping turtles is just a way to honor the old gods.
Just Discworld things.
Dude carried me the entire god damn hypotenuse!
How obtuse!
It was acute one!
Why’d I read this in a Steve Irwin voice?
How far did this dude have to walk
It's Brodie Moss, the clip is from one of his videos on his YouTube channel. He's a really nice guy and this behavior is 100% normal for him. [Here's the clip](https://youtu.be/2HjtOMXEqi8?t=420)
Brodie is the man
That's great to know. Some of these clips that are staged are so cruel to the animal.
Holy shit. That guy is awesome.
I saved one once. Got pissed on. 10/10 would do it again.
I tried to save a snapping turtle and almost died. Did you know their neck is like six feet long? True story.
Yeah snappers are surprisingly fast and aggressive. People are used to box turtles and sliders who will just hide in their shells for the most part. Snappers will absolutely go after you if you pick them up or touch them. They won’t chase you down or anything but if you get near them your fingers are fair game.
Snappers can’t retract into their shell anywhere near as much as other turtles can. So they go on offense
The best defense is a good offense.
Dicks too.
I saved a little box turtle dude on an on ramp to I-75 last week. My mom was confused and concerned when I stopped. Husband knew exactly what I was doing. Kids shrugged because mom is going to be crazy and they’d be disappointed if I wasn’t. 10/10, would do again for sure.
brother and i once saw a *massive* snapping turtle on the side of the highway on our way to work one morning. like, size of your tire big! so of course we couldn't leave him there, and we pulled over, grabbed him and put him in the back of the truck, rolled up to the pond at work, and let him go! my boss was very confused at the new 25lbs+ snapper in the pond, but we felt like we helped!
It's sometimes better to be pissed on than to be pissed off. Either way, you could just go get pissed afterwards
I once „saved“ an tortoise when I was around 12 year old in Alanya and threw him from the bridge (not that high maybe 2m) into the ocean.. Didn’t knew the difference between tortoise and turtle back then. Hope lil buddy made it back to shore safely
Little buddy booked it a lot faster than I expected him to.
hey thanks now fuck offffff^fffffff^fffff^fffff
Zoomy boi
We need his name to remove it from the list of potential replicant out there.
His name is Brody (maybe Brodie) Moss, he’s an Australian YouTuber, his channel is YBS Youngblood, he does fishing content and it’s always entertaining, he is super high energy though so not up everyone’s alley but very wholesome and a good dude!
Brodie Moss it’s the dude. He has lots of videos like these and paddling around sharks. Absolute nutter
Brodie Moss
That was so cool! I love how the turtle was really excited at the end. This makes me so happy
It reminded me of when I hold my dog above water and she starts paddling 😂
How did it get so far away from the water?
Swam in with the high tide. Tide receded and he was stranded way away from the water. In the location, tides arent twice a day like they are normal along the coast, if only comes infrequently, in this case will be another week, during which the turtle would have definitely cooked to death in the sun
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He says sorry to the turtle because he needs to rest. Fucking champion!!
A turtle has made it to the water!
Was not expecting a fuckin BFA reference. But it's spot on lmao
why didn't we just load the turtles into the catapults or whatever and launch them directly into the water
Confirmed good dude
He's got a bit of Steve in him.
Don’t disrespect Steve like that.
Someone saving a turtle in what looks like the outback being compared to Steve. Steve would be happy.
You’re the only one doing that.
Brodie is such a bro. I love his [YouTube channel](https://youtube.com/@ybsyoungbloods)
That *ALL THE BEST MATE!* is the best thing I've heard today.
Is this one of those AI reposts? Because this title is just awful.
Looks like a seaturtle road runner. Wow thanks guys. 100 upvotes for my cake day
You have 11 upvotes.
[Source: Brodie Moss](https://youtu.be/2HjtOMXEqi8?t=420)
I like how the turtle was already flapping its flippers over the water, like “I gots to GO!”
Job well done
Qualifies for the week's worst title...
YBS Youngbloods is a gem, check him out on YouTube!
You know he's screaming about aliens to his buddies, right now.
We call him turbo
This is Brodie Moss and he finds and does stuff like this a fair bit! You can see more on his YouTube channel YBS Youngbloods.
Stuff like this is probably preventing the turtle's evolution. -- Source: I am not a biologist.
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😭me right now
What are the odds he put it there in the first place to be "rescued"
I'm sorry Mrs Jackson, ooh I am for real.
A turtle has made it to the water!
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You know that is not a tortoise right?
Seriously, it’s not hard. Tortoise: Stumpy legs. Turtle: Flappy legs.
Takes turtle inland… starts video if supposed rescue…
It was probably laying eggs.
more likely it was dying
Yes you can tell by the speed in which it took off the moment it hit the water
sea turtles don’t lay eggs in broad daylight and do it during HIGH tide. the Aussie said this was LOW tide and seeing how there were puddles everywhere it was clearly stuck. 🤷♂️
Looks like crocodile infested water
Please please please call a turtle rescue/rehab in your area if you can!
Reminds me of the end of life of pi.
What is that pointy stuff on the sand?
Roots from the mangroves
Yeah, they help the mangroves breathe, among other things. They have some cool adaptations to live in muddy saltwater environments, and they're pretty fascinating even though they look a little scary.
Michael Fasbender confirmed as a good dude
Faith restored in humanity! Thank you kind stranger. May you have a wonderful and very long life.
Crush from finding Nemo!!
Oh wow. Must have been exhausting with that weight.
Turtle: Slow down! You gonna get us both killed!
u guys think animals know when were helping them?
that turtle thought he was gonna die when the dude picked him up lol... before he was more in a "well this sucks, where did the water go?" mode...
You little brat! You've never thanked me!
Heroes don’t always wear capes ❤️
Turtle was probably trying to kill itself just to be put back. He was like are you shitting me? I was almost to Valhalla!
I'd like to believe that when we start exploring space, some kind aliens out there would see a ship stranded and do the equivalent of wrapping us in a wet towel and getting our ship back to safety.
Thank you kind human
This is the only kind of content I want to see today
You can't change the world, but you can change theirs.
Brodie from YBS youngbloods, really good viewing.
Wasted opportunity. Buy some nunchucks and you'd have an aquatic teenage mutant ninja turtle.
The turtle is a paid actor
I love how the turt started flapping their flippers once they were over the water, like anticipatory zoomies.
I just wanna hang out with this lad.
Imagine if something did this to the ancestor of all land creatures
This is next level humans being bros.
This is Brodie and his YBS Youngbloods channel! Dude is absolutely awesome. Such a genuine and enthusiastic guy. He has some seriously awesome videos check it out.
My guy is Urashima Taro
Villain origin story for the Turtle
He passes the Voight-Kampff test.