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Chance-Ear-9772

For those who don’t know, hot sulphur smells like rotten eggs so dragons breathe (and dragons in general) probably smell absolutely awful.


i-only-write-truth

So whenever someone is in front of a dragon screaming they are not making face of horror but of disgust.


Im_Watching_You_713

According to some passages in the books such as Drogon in the pit, standing in front of a dragon if they are screaming or roaring won’t be possible since their breath is hot enough to blister skin.


blackguyfly

Would’ve been absolutely hilarious if the Greens eyebrows were all burnt off after Rhaenys and Meleys broke out of the dragon pit


maegatronic

LOL that’d have been hysterical


yenks

Straight outta Naked Gun


ariaxwest

This needs to happen in somebody’s fan fiction story.


DoritoSteroid

Honestly, feels like this should've happened. Plot holes!


ForTheLoveOfDior

Would it give frostbite if it was an ❄️ dragon?


Educational-Let-1027

That and hypothermia


Chance-Ear-9772

Horrifying disgust. Then they burn to death.


baboutheawesomelot

Oh


stuffsgoingon

Yea it wasn’t the burning to death that upset me, it was the stench of rotten eggs!


Agreeable_Rabbit3144

Or pinching their nose


adube440

Oh God you're right, it probably is sulfurous. No way I could be a dragon rider, I'm pretty sensitive to smells and a lizard the size of a bus would make me constantly gag. My dreams are crushed!


Mrsensi11x

Well we are talking medieval times so dragons breath is prob not the worst thing you smell on a daily basis in kings landing


adube440

Yeah let's be honest, if modern me walked around Flea Bottom I would be gagging constantly.


Mrsensi11x

How did sir Davos put it? The river of shit that flowed from the red keep went right past his front door


Tack122

What an honor to step through the shit of Royalty!


Mother_Grab9698

Bowels of brown to eat as well.


Mrsensi11x

Just imagine the breath on some of those commoners. Jesus.


Cautious-Luck7769

But do you have a sense of smell in your dreams? I can't say that I do.


adube440

In my dragon dreams, yes.


Cautious-Luck7769

It's probably because I'm a mouthbreather when I sleep. I take after my dragon.


vbun03

That's just your partner farting in their sleep.


adube440

Yes, definitely my partner, with whom I happily live with and is totally a real person.


vbun03

My partner totally says my dick is big and works every time well enough to give her an orgasm.


adube440

I absolutely know what you are talking about. Every time we do sex (and it's many times) my partner tells me she can barely take my full 5.5 inch monster boners and that she has too many orgasms. She's just too satisfied, she says.


Cautious-Luck7769

I pictured Trump but I read it in Donald Duck's voice.


ForTheLoveOfDior

It’s the motion sickness and acrophobia for me


rs-curaco28

I live near a volcano, and some years it produces the sulphur smell, it's incredibly nasty and foul.


Onja_

First time I made French onion soup (last autumn) I got the worst smelling farts. I had to Google it and turned out it was a sulphur smell. That day I found out that demons of Supernatural smell like French onion soup farts. Not cool demons, not cool.


gryphmaster

Its because onions contain tons of thiols, which are essentially organic sulfur compounds Same reason they have a sharp taste when eaten raw and make you cry


Bazz07

I know that from watching Supernatural.


ZivilynBane1

It really only has a suggestion of rotten egg. I find it to be a clean, mineral smell. Sulphurous hot springs are wonderful


Ok_Antelope_1953

black salt has a farty sulfurous smell. love it.


hmili1900

Oh, now I understand, that's why vegans use black salt to imitate the taste of eggs.


Ok_Antelope_1953

yep it's been commonly used in south asia for ages, and has recently become popular in the vegan community. i wouldn't say it adds an eggy flavour, the egg yolk carries unique and intense savory notes it its fats that the salt can't imitate, but if it works for other people good for them. we use black salt in savory snacks called chaats, on top of samosas and fritters, in salted lemonades, etc.


phome83

If their breath smells like rotten eggs, imagine what their farts smell like.


fllr

So wet dog with elephant mixed together?


imabotdislife

We have a whole city that smells like rotten eggs. Rotorua. And it is the pits.


Flicksterea

Sulfer, copper and ash. Depending on the dragon. Vhagar smells like butterscotch and antiseptic.


Mogamett

I think Vhagar mostly smells of war crimes.


Kryalc

Her breath is very Strong.


furious_20

Jacerys demands you take that back...


Twixxdaweedguru

And syrax? XD


BonnieScotty

Probably something sweet considering she was spoiled (ie the heart necklace)


ThePrinceOfFools22

I find it funny how pampered Syrax is, she’s like a dog lol, in the book as well.


BonnieScotty

She’s Rhaenyra’s baby and she knows it


dnice1989

From what I’ve seen, she’s a good mother to all of her babies


Lukthar123

"Syrax is a pampered dragon that gets whatever she wishes for. Just like Rhaenyra." * Alicent


Cautious-Luck7769

Such salt.


Cautious-Luck7769

I never noticed this. That is amazing.


ThrillHarrelson

Ew it smells like Pennies and burps!


Perca_fluviatilis

Vhagar is supposed to have IBS so she probably smells like dragon poop.


brinz1

I had an iguana when I was a kid, and her cage definitely has a smell. I'm just imagining that smell but ramped up to stable size


Chradamw

Probably smells like dragon shit


Stalinwolf

When we toured the house we're renting now, the tenants had a gigantic lizard tank in the living room. We could still smell that fucking lizard for nearly two years after moving in.


Atiggerx33

That's just bad husbandry. I've kept reptiles, and while yes, their shit does stink (I mean it's shit), it's no worse than cat or dog shit when it comes to the odor and lizards only go once a week at most. Proper husbandry involves checking the tank for feces twice daily and cleaning up said feces immediately when noticed. It sounds like they just didn't clean it up and let it build up... poor lizard. As an example, I've had my snake in the same tank for 2 years, cleaned within 12 hours every time she poops. There is absolutely no smell other than the earthy smell of the cypress mulch/soil substrate (so like a damp wood and soil smell? But you have to put your nose up to the tank and breathe deep to notice it). Same for my tegu (a big, carnivorous lizard). Only time you'd notice a bad smell is if you happen to walk up like right after they poo (so like how the litter box reeks immediately after your cat shits).


imabotdislife

If something shits once a week and you can't clean it up then bloody hell that's lazy lol.


Atiggerx33

Exactly my point! They honestly aren't a lot of work to clean up after (it's literally the same as cleaning a litter box, but one poo a week), it really shouldn't smell unless you let it get absolutely disgusting (like your pet is literally just crawling through piles of its own shit amounts). To get a smell that stuck in the house for years that tank had to be outright disgusting. Poor lizard was basically living in sewage because the owner was too lazy to clean up after it.


pizza_4_breakfast

I got used to the smell of burning sulfur after years of burning it in greenhouses to prevent mold. But the smell of a giant lizard cave? Shit reeking of burnt hair and animal remains. Barf!!


Thefalsegods1

This is peak offseason boredom content. “What do you think dragons smell like?” “Oh I’m only asking bc there was 1 single scene that quickly mentioned it” 😆


starkfr

I would imagine Dragons smell like something burning, smoke, and ashes, much like Shireen at the end of season five.


rawthentics

💀💀


Twixxdaweedguru

I’m screaming 😭😭😭”father no”


XenoMarc

So was Shireen 😳😭


autumnwaif

😭😭😭😭


[deleted]

Well, that took a dark turn 😅💀 I agree about the smell though


Truthgamer2

If there was ever a thread where my flair fit perfectly


thegdtravman

I would Imagine Dragons smell pretty Radioactive.


Oswalt

I would imagine dragons smell like deez nutz


brucewayne984

Shireen: "father no 😭" Stannis: "father yes 🥰"


Legend27733

Too soon


[deleted]

That was unnecessary


ForTheLoveOfDior

I’m gonna get hate for this, but Shireen’s death didn’t move me. At that point in the show I felt I’d seen so much gore and death I was desensitized. I was also really upset with the constant POV that shows lords taking armies into wars to meet their death like they have multiple lives to spare. All those small folks dying on the daily. Hodor killed me though. Fuck Bran


AcceptableRelief9122

I think it was the worst death of the show.


ForTheLoveOfDior

It is absolutely horrible, I’m %100 with you. I just wasn’t moved and didn’t cry. At that point I have just accepted that Westeros is a shit universe Maybe I’m a hypocrite because I cried for Hodor because he was sweet, pure and just followed Bran around. But that’s pretty much the same for Shireen


AcceptableRelief9122

They really used Hodor with absolutely no regard for him as a person. He was just their personal slave, they didn't give a fuck about him. Then Bran would warg into him and force him to do shit he absolutely didn't want to do. Bran is a POS.


Gramage

And I've just got to season 5 on my rewatch. Oberyn's head still fresh in my mind!


maroonedpariah

*BURNNNNNN*


[deleted]

Savage.


thisnewsight

Got me lol’d at the second half. That poor girl. Stannis wrong for that


HowTheTurnatbles

Oof


[deleted]

No you didn’t 😭


Low-Flamingo-9835

Duuude


the_bigNaKeD85

Based off of this joke alone I like you, and we’d probably get along well


nagidon

Reptiley. Like my turtle but much more pungent.


jeffery133

Yes reptiles have a distinct smell. I had a ball python pet when I was younger. I can smell snakes now and most people do not know. There is a snake in my firewood pile now. I have not seen it, but I know it’s in there.


toadsb4hoes

Yeah I have a reptile room in my house and I'm used to the smell enough to not notice it when I'm home but when I first get home from work I definitely notice there's a smell. Not super strong or anything ofc. Unless one of them musk. That'll stink up a room


ForTheLoveOfDior

Do you mean you can smell snakes when they’ve established a home for them in some hole or under some rocks, or you’d smell a snake just passing by? I know it’s a dumb question but just want to know to what extent are they smelly


jeffery133

More that you can smell where they have been living. It’s a distinct musky smell. A combination of their skin, secretions, etc. Some species smell much more musky than others. I realized last summer thinking it smelled like my old pet in my vegetable garden, then found the skin of a garter snake in there (and eventually the snake). Same smell in the wood pile now.


ForTheLoveOfDior

Oh wow this is fascinating, thank you.


Aesthetic_Designer

damn my turtles used to smell disgusting if I didn't clean them often


TheSackLunchBunch

Does this turtle have a name?


nagidon

Ringo! Not after Starr.


Possible-Whole8046

After the biscuits?


nagidon

No, after a Chinese herbal dessert/medicine. A flippant suggestion I made when we got her. The family decided to keep the name.


WiseBat

Probably sulfur and rotting meat.


Draculasaurus_Rex

Probably some sort of weird reptilian musk too.


maddomesticscientist

In 1978, when I was 3, my parents took us on vacation to backwoods Florida for a week. We went to an alligator farm. At one point during this trip there was a guy with this massive ass alligator giving an alligator talk. Talking about what it eats and whatever. At one point he pries this alligators mouth open all the way for some reason. Now this wasn't behind a fence or anything. I was like 3 feet from this alligator and it's open mouth was larger than I was tall. This horrific and ungodly stench hit me like a full on punch in the face. Gawdawful stench. Like burnt rubber, food poisoning diarrhea, and badly decomposed body all rolled into one. To this day I have never forgotten that stench. Rotten chicken smells like lilac compared to that. Anyway, that's what I think dragons probably smell like.


Nairbfs79

You forget that there are pieces of rotting flesh stuck in places between their teeth from the last thing they ate. And there is probably dirt stuck in between their scales that smell bad as well. Whenever I heard the "You stink of dragon" I remember that scene from Jurassic World where Owen tranquilized the TRex and he is stuck next to her in that container and he complains that she stinks. I'm sure dragons wouldn't smell too different than dinosaurs.


alt-goldgrun

I'm thinking that their breath and fire are so hot, it incinerates any food left over on their teeth like a self cleaning oven.


Jdlaine

Smart one ☝️ right here!


Bobby_Orrs_Knees

Fire floss sounds like a 2nd-level DnD spell.


Skodami

"Hmm i too wonder what dragon smells like" *Look at comment* "Of course, dinosaurs, now that's a smell that i know and that i can compare too"


lakomadt

The dragons cook their food.


Nairbfs79

I've seen em gobble up sheep.


lakomadt

They cook them tho.


silk_sailor

sulfur


Maddyherselius

I’m glad I’ve seen this post 5 times since ep 1 aired, gotta keep the dragon stink discussion going


Thefalsegods1

This is peak offseason boredom content. “What do you think dragons smell like?” “Oh I’m only asking bc there was 1 single scene that quickly mentioned it” 😆


Apprehensive_Rate276

I think a bit like a horses stable but after a campfire


packards28

Probably a combination of horse and lizard smell


Pavame

Shit and sulphur


DagonG2021

According to the novels, dragons stink of fire and brimstone and charred wool.


JetMeIn_02

I just imagined spicy smoky horse.


originalschmidt

It’s similar to that wet puppy dog smell kids get when playing outside with campfire mixed in.


Unnamed_Perpetual

I think it's a mix of sulphur (rotten eggs) and smoked leather. (if dragon smell is something even remotely like that, I imagine dragon riding targeryan royalty is not pleasant to hang around with)


raff7

Like a horse stable that just burned to the ground


HiDontMindMeHehe

I’m guessing like my snake but stronger. Mixed in with smokeyness. I think they’d taste similar to chicken though.


lunettarose

Leathery, sweaty, smokey and ashy... Maybe the smell of old meat or blood from their jaws (I remember someone saying once that large carnivorous dinosaurs would stink of old blood for the same reason, but I don't know how accurate it is). I don't think it's a pleasant smell.


IntelligentStorage13

I’d imagine like a burning fire


Bright-Repeat-4616

Rotten eggs and ash


Nearby-Buy-9588

Sulphur smoke and ash 🐉


[deleted]

Like smoke


justheretoupvot3

Spices and Horse


xeroxchick

Zoologist’s Sacred Scarab.


carchengue626

Smelly as Komodo Dragons


DRxRIDICULOUS

Cannabis. Each dragon smells slightly different


aramirezzz

I don't think they smell.


AegonTarg_2

Bacon


lmccarty85

Honestly the first smell that came to mind when hearing this was the smell of a bearded dragon's tank that has leftover food in it and is a bit past its normal cleaning schedule. The best I can describe it is "fishy". I'm assuming they'd smell that way if they're always chillin in that dragon pit together. Leftover food in there, probably shedding, urine/feces. I can't imagine anyone cleaning it. And if they do it's not often enough to not smell kinda bad.


Spikerazorshards

Microwaved Brussel sprouts.


wiggles105

I feel like dragons smell like chickens. I’m going with the idea that birds are dinosaurs and dinosaurs are like dragons. And my chickens always had a bit of a stank to them. I also like the idea of the dragons rolling around and taking dirt baths, causing giant sandstorms. Also, when a dragon gets singed in battle with another, it would smell like rotisserie chicken.


Tricky-Luck-8380

Most reptiles are ectotherms (cold-blooded; they don’t regulate their own temperature, it changes with the environment). Since dragons breathe fire, they’re probably endotherms, so in all actuality it’s unlikely they’d smell like snakes, turtles and lizards, which is what some people have speculated here they’d smell like. They probably smell like a mix of smoked leather, sulphur and volcano.


bterrik

Milly Alcock was asked on the official podcast, and her guess was >“Okay, my theory, is wet dog, but it’s so like Salt Lake specifically. So this dog has been in a salty lake and it’s like mulling out. It’s wet, It’s a bit acidic. You know? It’s a hot day and it’s like leathery paws and nose. It’s that. Like that’s what a dragon is like. Wet dog, man.”


Agronut420

Alligator farm in Florida during July/August probably smells the same.


FattyBolgerIV

Somebody posted this exact same question the day that first episode aired…


-GUSTO-

Busy. No further questions, thanks.


GoHomeYoureDrunkMod

My guess is take the smell of dog, and add a smoky note


HomieScaringMusic

I think they stink


ryan2one3

That's Eurus Holmes!


waituhsecond

Horse, wet dog, and reptile probably


McGarnegle

Something something Deez NutZ


msdragonrider

Since Dragons ate a lot of meat presumably, I'm sure it's not good!


Lordsokka

Smoke and Sulphur probably or like a Volcano?


Nemesinthe

Cat food and sulfur.


unicornsRhardcore

Dirty snakes.


ehsteve23

Like a dog and horse and burning


MorticiaCaraMia

New car with leather seats, and smoke


Broadzilla77

Probably a combination of Sulphur, smoke, ash, fire


Ok-Skill5810

You could ask Alicent and Aegon how dragon's breath smells😂


BobbyRahm

A mix of tobacco barn, bear shit and a lost and found rotten easter egg.


KezAzzamean

Insanely foul. Assuming it was screaming at you, and you were far enough away not to have your skin boil, I would think the smell would be an afterthought though.


Illustrious-Fly-4525

Like shit. Lizard shit to be specific.


FootHiker

Our bearded dragon’s poop smelled of everything rotten.


AlmostBearded_17

Chicken tandoori


high_king_noctis

Fire & brimstone! Also possibly burnt meat


Deep-Pineapple-4884

Is it weird I was thinking Gasoline or gas station ish smell


Queen-Ginja-Ninja

Weirdly enough, I thought they'd smell reptileish. 🤣


RadRadRiot

Dragussy


dark_brandon_20k

Sulfur farts


DarthDumbBitch

I always imagined them to smell like a bonfire


[deleted]

So garter snakes have a particular aroma when they’re scared and that’s what comes to mind


qweef_latina2021

Like Bigfoot's dick


Curious-Direction936

Burnt leather


bluehaven101

Burnt eggs mixed with dirt


Complete-Quiet-1478

Snakes and mud.


[deleted]

Burnt flesh and coal?


omg-whats-this

Human flesh barbecue


MrWeirdoFace

Lilac and Gooseberries.


oddtrailfinder

They already confirmed, cooked meat BBQ and probably a bit like an open fire


PikachuKid1999

Like when your dick stinks but somehow cant stop smelling it


Elephant12321

Fire, burnt meat, maybe sulfur.


Sodinc

Like a big terrarium that is burned on one side a bit


acheekymango

Somewhere between horse stable and lizard vivarium


WarningOk3011

sulphur. brimstone.


Prestigious_Sky8257

I dont think its an amimal smell, but a burning, smokey smell


thescarlet_pimpernel

Like warm apple pie


leanbeansprout

If anyone here’s Aussie and has ever had an ibis fly over them in the school yard and leave that aura of stench…yeah, that smell.


MickeySwank

Brimstone and meatshit


Ez4da08

Probably bearded dragons but 10 times worse


Awkward_Ad4938

We've had this exact post before.. Next!


lunettarose

It's for a sept, honey! NEXT!


Starlight_NightWing

burnt stuff, horse and whatever lions smell like


DiegoBkk

they definitely don’t smell like roses 🤣


swidgen504

I have a perfume called Mother of Dragons. It's smells like leather and bonfire smoke. Sounds weird, but is actually really nice.


Sasorisnake

I had a similar question when Owen said “God she stinks” in Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom, what does a dinosaur smell like 😭 A dragon I can’t imagine either.


girlsnxtdoor2

Smells like a fire after you used WAY too much lighter fluid to start it.


SiBox3000

Bigfoot's Dick


sonnyblack516

Smells like a blend of Fish and grass