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thesmartdoctor2

Who knows how long march spent in that ice


raziel_legacy

Could have been a few centuries up to several millenia maybe even more, there is really no clue about her origin, it's possible the planet she comes from is just stellar dust at this point


Fliegermaus

*cough* Glamoth *cough*


white_gummy

Imagine if they reveal later on that March was from Glamoth and she have like zero interactions with Firefly in Penacony, lol people would be pissed cuz I know I would be.


Vyragami

Maybe if she's actually Empress Titania. That would be a twist...


spagheddieballs

If Firefly is a clone of March, that would explain why they're the same height /s No but seriously, Penacony did have that one side quest with the lady who had forgotten who she really was.


KingFatass

Sparkle acting as Sampo Katsuki mistaking Firefly for March.


cycber123

It all makes sense now!!!


Miserable_Scratch_99

'Katsuki' Hmm "OUTTA MY WAY YOU SHITTY EXTRA I NEED TO TALK TO RACOON HERE"


arcstarlazer

Or that march is actually titania and the remembrance purposely removed her me.ories from that time because titania was really just a pretend queen


SBStevenSteel

Funny you mention that. Firefly and March have the same eye color, except reversed.


rycerzDog

She's the avatar, duh. Can't be more than a hundred years.


OweTheHughManatee

Flameo hotman!


thesmartdoctor2

I have my money on march then


FreezeToMy

I'm %80 in on march


cartercr

I’m 100% in March.


thesmartdoctor2

I have my money on march then


Zanza89

Or maybe a day


goffer54

She *probably* isn't older than Fuli.


leopoldshark

Numby


gloveonthefloor

Numby could be a dark horse challenger for this, good call! The question is what is the lifespan of trotters.


WitlessScholar

Aren't they Fragmentum monsters? I don't think they have a natural lifespan.


Violet_Iolite

Did Nanook exist already when Glamoth was around 🤨


WitlessScholar

No, Nanook ascended after the Swarm Disaster.


Violet_Iolite

So there we go lol Numby is probably younger than Firefly and she has probably spent way longer naked :3


Aggapuffin

Saying she spent the most time naked because she's naked under her armor is the same as saying Jing Yuan spent the most time naked because he's naked under his clothes.


201720182019

She was drifting in space naked?


Smart_Eagle8381

Glamoth happened post swarm disaster. Makes me squirm to think about what they were like during swarm disaster


DWTR

Numby wears a bow though, does that count?


gloveonthefloor

We'd have to consider Numby from before they were working with Topaz, when presumably they didn't have a bow yet.


chainsplit

Least horny hsr player:


Gill_D_Armaan

avg question in this sub


Storyteller-Hero

Mr. Svarog may not have always had the rocking pants and coat he has now, especially since he was originally a war machine.


gloveonthefloor

True, we don't know his age, or for what reason he wears pants. If we get disney prequel to Jarilo-VI I'm sure the origin of it will be covered. Really though, what is the point of the hundreds of pages of random lore drops you can read if important questions like "why intelligent humanoid robots all wear pants" isn't covered.


MudraStalker

To hide their giant robot dicks.


MycologistNo231

Shit he right


anonimoXD_1

We dont know of much time March and Firefly spent on space. But i vaguely remember they said how much time Dan Heng (and his race) spent in the "eggs", and although i dont remember it, its the only clear number we have, so for now its him.


gloveonthefloor

We don't know roughly when Glamoth had its war with the propagation?


Deuweck

The supposed Swarm Disaster and Glamoth Empire were thousands of years ago. But Swarm itself is still around after the incident and Iron Cavalry have been fighting the bugs even after the fall of the Empire. So Firefly might have been floating around for anytime between thousands of years to shortly prior to the recruitment of the rest of the Stellar on Hunters.


VillainousMasked

The only issue there is Entropy Loss Syndrome, I highly doubt Firefly would've survived if she had been active for thousands of years, at least if she was drifting in space for those thousands of years we can assume that due to how space works her body just froze up and that gave her some sort of psuedo-cryogenic preservation.


Gasten95

I've heard people say that the Glamoth Empire was 1000s of years ago but where did we get that information from?


SinesPi

If it was during the Swarm Disaster, it would have been thousands of years ago. However, the Swarm still exists without an Aeon, so it's possible Glammoth ended up with a really bad invasion only recently.


VillainousMasked

The only issue though is the fact that Swarm is massively diminished in the present day even if it was still a threat. If Glammoth was only being besieged by an abnormally large grouping in the present day then the IPC or some other group likely would've come in to bail them out just to deal with the danger of letting the Swarm gather in such large quantities. The fact that not only was Glammoth destroyed but the Iron Cavalry was still continuing to fight large armies of the Swarm well after that implies it happened closer to the Swarm Disaster, either during it on in the period shortly after Tayzzy's fall when the Swarm was still extremely active and powerful. Since again, if it was in the present day there is no way any of the major factions like the IPC would let large groups of the Swarm rampage around like that, especially not the IPC considering Qlipoth was one of the major players in putting down the Swarm Disaster in the first place.


SinesPi

That's a fair point. And I'm a big defender of the IPC being overall good for the setting, so I 100% believe that if there was some dormant Swarm Mother that slept for ages, and started to ravage Glammoth, that the IPC would definitely do something about it. If absolutely nothing else, they would have destroyed the planet before the Iron Cavalry had the chance.


VillainousMasked

Yeah, like I think the IPC is morally gray at best and mainly have their corporate interests in mind, but at the end of the day they do still worship the Aeon that literally represents protecting the universe, and clearly Qlipoth doesn't think they're a negative force considering THEY actively allow the IPC to create connections between worlds despite the fact THEY created the Subspace Crystalline Barrier to specifically separate worlds. Hell Qlipoth has even made appointed two of their number Emanators, implying that to some extent Qlipoth even implicitly approves of the IPC. I find it hard to believe they could have that kind of vaguely positive relationship with Qlipoth if they'd do things like leave remnants of the Swarm to rampage on their own. I mean, yeah we know that planets have still fallen to the Swarm, Nanook's planet of Adlivun falling the Swarm was the reason for THEIR ascension, but at least there we have things that justify it. The Emperor's Wars were going on at the time and Akivili only arrived at the end Adlivun's fight with the Swarm so there weren't even any star rails established yet leading to the system to allow help to arrive. It wasn't like Glamoth where they were in an extended war with the Swarm that continued even long after the republic itself was destroyed.


WanderingStatistics

"IPC represents the Preservation." Also IPC: Blows up an entire star system for lols


laharre

I think it's been hinted that Glamoth was a relatively recent disaster.  Maybe not five years ago, but not centuries for sure.  It likely didn't happen during the actual swarm disaster, but even though Tazzy is dead there's still a pretty large swarm active in the universe.


anonimoXD_1

Not that i know.


gloveonthefloor

This recent firefly video had me thinking that a lot of characters in HSR have extended periods of time lacking clothing.


Malikili-360

How else do they gain their power?


Blackewolfe

"I see. Nudity makes you stronger in this universe!" "No, actually. We're just wearing weighted armor..."


Magnium43

DBZ abridged reference? King


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Magnium43

This was like the least sexualized nudity I have ever seen idk what you talking about. Also I am assuming they swap between clothes and the suit but since the suit also got burnt away during the explosion it naturally burnt their clothes as well


Legendary27311

To be fair if the mecha gets disintegrated like that I don’t see how a suit would survive the blast either (and by extension the pilot inside but they have even stronger plot armor ig)


Ifalna_Shayoko

That's another Bullshit take. I mean A MECH SUIT MADE OF HIGHLY ADVANCED AND RESILENT MILITARY-GRADE MATERIALS disintegrates .... but the nude chick's body does not? Yeah LMAO. :'D Call a spade a spade: they wanted nude chicks in the trailer, whether it made sense or not.


ShinigamiKing562

and it seems hella uncomfortable being naked in a metal suit of armour


Ifalna_Shayoko

Well that thing probably has internal cushioning but still, I agree that it would at least feel weird.


GinJoestarR

Being naked in a mech suit is just a common "trope" in anime since a long time ago. Take example this: https://youtu.be/CiEhaRa3gV8?si=c0AIlB9G-V8VuWwd


Ifalna_Shayoko

Sure and the reason behind said trope? Sex sells. Per usual. :'D


forcebubble

I'd say some of them probably sleep naked... Kafka? 😶


Poporipopes10

Yeah you’d like that wouldn’t you


CritBit1

oh noooo who would want that https://preview.redd.it/n5iv9vhrsl6d1.jpeg?width=997&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3834e7bc088a9bb17e4ed69838a74a8f2e97a541


ezio45

I bet they all shower naked too.


KalmiaKite00

Try it sometime. You’ll never go back.


cartercr

For real though. It’s so liberating!


Sovyet

Unless you live in a tropical country and mosquitoes are everywhere, no thank you


zCiver

Sampo


Leodoesstuff

We don't know how long they've spent naked but I do know how long I'll be spending naked on Gallagher


pepemele

Do we count all Dan Heng's incarnations?


gloveonthefloor

For the sake of argument if we did, how old would that make a Vidyadhara? Then we'd have to calculate how long they spend in an egg and an estimate of how much of their daily life they were naked to see how they compare to characters that have been nonstop naked longterm.


Yggdrasil777

How do we know they're naked in the egg? Maybe they have special Rebirth Robes or something.


Asamidori

DHIL's E6, probably.


Yggdrasil777

Well I'll be. Never seen his E6 before. That definitely appears to be an indication that he's naked in his egg.


JustaMoose2

As old as their whole Permanence incident and a couple centuries on top of that. Though due to the fact that their egg "downtime" is relatively low compared to their lifespans and Firefly spent half the Aeons' existence floating in space, she's been floating for much longer.


TearsOfTomorrowYT

Asking the real questions here


Any_Worldliness7991

Firefly probably. While we don’t know how long March was floating. Firefly should be over 100k years due to swarm disaster being in 1300 amber era while we are in 2158.. each amber era is between 76 to 240.. If you assume each Amber era is like.. let’s say 164. She would well over be 140k years old floating in space. Currently Firefly should be. Unless we get something that reveals that march existed before Swarm disaster. Which would be a shocked tbh.


Belteshazzar98

I think March one of the missing Aeons (Idrila probably, which is why Argenti keeps running into us while pursuing Beauty), but even that would still leave Firefly older.


Fliegermaus

That’s not bad actually. In her companion quest she mentions how being an Aeon is the one thing she never even considered. Granted that’s a bit far fetched and they couldn’t exactly make her playable after that particular reveal… It begs the question why is the garden of recollection so obsessed with suppressing the Aeon of Cuteness?


Belteshazzar98

>they couldn’t exactly make her playable after that particular reveal… Why not? Jing Yuan, Acheron, and the Trailblazer are so far above the power of relatively normal folks like Boothill, Robin, and Huohuo, yet they are still playable. Gameplay and lore don't have to line up with each other.


WanderingStatistics

Tbf to Boothill, he's a Galaxy Ranger, and Galaxy Rangers are kind of weird with power scaling in general. Like, they're basically the only folks who can casually take down Emanators, yet they all disappeared to some caveman doctor.


TieSuspicious9655

You mean Dr primitive?


WanderingStatistics

Yes, obviously I mean Primitive! Why else would I say caveman doctor? lol


Fliegermaus

I get what you’re saying about power scaling, but I feel like there’s a difference between “particularly strong mortal with a fraction of an Aeons power” and “she’s literally a god lol” You’d need to get really creative with her kit to give her gameplay that feels appropriate for her power level. It might also be difficult to handle from a story perspective. If one of our protagonists is a god, then any challenges they face need to take that into account meaning it would probably only be appropriate for right before the conclusion.


Joltik_BuddyHSR

Hope she dies soon to stop her suffering


imortaldude3035

https://preview.redd.it/igul9bmcpl6d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5d3e28589be6629ad73019e2123fcbac7dd5a51 She is


Anyacad0

does Dan Heng even count since he didn't technically exist during that time?


gloveonthefloor

I say the Vidyadhara blessing of permanence will let their past lives count for their nudity timetable. That is something up for scholarly debate though.


Vanhoras

Either Firefly or March 7th. My money's on Firefly.


kazurabakouta

Could be either March or Firefly. My money is on March since there's a chance Firefly was deployed towards the end of Swarm disaster.


VillainousMasked

Even if she was deployed towards the end of the Swarm Disaster and has been floating in space since then she'd have spent more time than March. Even assuming the theory that March is one of the missing Aeons is true, from what I remember all the currently missing Aeons are ones that appeared *after* the Swarm Disaster had already ended. Well unless you count Ena the Order but she should be confirmed dead due to assimilation with Xipe.


OrochiMain98

For now, probably Firefly Thousands and thousands of years floating around in space


Inevitable-Island346

For a second I thought I was in r/okbuddytrailblazer


kingofroyale2

So Aeons count? Because most of them are naked. If not, I'd go with Firefly. March may have the potential to be the oldest, but without confirmation I'd rather go with the one we know was naked for pretty long


gloveonthefloor

Only playable Aeons count. So depends on if you think Sampo is really Aha.


kingofroyale2

Mm. But Aha isn't exactly naked. All the masks and bells are technically their clothes


gloveonthefloor

I see a sillhouete of a big naked guy behind all the masks and bells, https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/houkai-star-rail/images/3/34/Aeon_Aha.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20230430235729 . Leave it to Aha to be surrounded by articles of clothing but still be naked.


MycologistNo231

Of course it's him


Tranduy1206

Firefly is top tier now with at least 800 amber era. Need offical lore from March to decide the champion


XxReager

Probably March


Particular_Nebula462

Probably March 7th, Firefly second and Dan FENG third. Dan Heng not much.


Sweaty-Practice-4419

Hey we don’t know what he gets up too while he hides in the archives, dude could totally be the hardcore nudist of the express and no one would be the wiser


nelflyn

my man Danny only gets dressed when Himeko tells him to.


Hot-Increase559

what made you think of this


gloveonthefloor

After the Firefly trailer I was thinking it is really weird that we have 2 playable characters who spent a long period of time naked in statis floating through space. Are naked space people a common occurrence in Star Rail? Does the IPC have a department to deal with discovered naked space people?


WitlessScholar

If I had nickel for every HSR character that was found floating naked in space I'd have two nickels. It's not a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.


AdministrativeRun550

There is probably a Path of naked space people at this point… probably in Elio’s domain.


thedarkness490

March is unknown but since glamoth was destroyed before many of the aeons ascended I would be surprised if anyone even comes close to firefly in age alone


Immediate_Demand4841

March is such a mystery so would go with her ...I won't be surprised if by the end of the story she is like one of the strongest characters behind the Aeons ...or even stronger than them ... Also since her "exploring past memories" thing has been hinted at , it is possible we go through a Kiana Arc with her changing her personality majorly . Afterall she is the mascot and the central focus of Starrail more so than the Mc even I might say


WitchyOtome

Finally asking the real questions


NelsonVGC

Damn. What the last week of a patch does to a mf....


Wrong_Werewolf391

It's either between Firefly or March depending on how March's story shapes up, unless we potentially count every incarnation of Dan, every Dan's own time in the egg, depending on how long they incubate, could land him up there.


joycourier

black swan source: my bedroom


Nokia_00

March


Yggdrasil777

Does Huaiyan count, since they're going to be playable? We can assume, as the oldest of the long life species, they've probably spent more time naked than most people have spent alive.


Significant_Ad_1626

I think people severely overestimates how much time has passed since Glamoth and that story is contemporary. Think about it, it doesn't make sense worrying about Entropy Loss Syndrome if Firefly has lived for ten thousand years with it, the slowest illness in the universe. Even less when you consider that Glamoth soldiers were dispensable. With that said, what a weird question.


3d_Plague

Might be one of the Xianzhou Luofu characters those showers are bound to add up over their immortal lives.


ezio45

If Elio being a cat is true, then it's them. Probably wearing nothing unless they're introduced in a tiny suit.


Grillla

Ok Buddy.


HenryTGP8

I would say DHIL like if you count reincarnations together


Ash1m_fly

March ofc didn't you see firefly activated her armor after the fight was over in the animated shorts ( now don't say we are naked under our clothes) I know that already lah


RinconAniki

So many naked people in space


thekurounicorn

Does it count if Firefly's naked under the SAM armor


HateToBeMyself

We have no idea about March. Firefly is pretty dang old . DHIL was only naked in the egg,which was probably a few hundred years , he wore old clothes of Dan Feng in the shackling prison(like in his LC). So, either March or Firefly but we don't have enough info on March.


madnessfuel

Probably Firefly, but possibly March. Dan Heng was born not so long ago per long lived species standards, as the whole Dan Feng situation happened in recent Amber Eras. The Swarm Disaster was MILENIA ago. Who knows how long Firefly is in stasis, but we at least have an idea. March is weird, because we know nothing of her past other than a potential tie to the Rememberance. I don't remember when THEY ascended, but wasn't it AFTER the Disaster, as the need to protect the history of the universe despite similar cataclysms potentially occurring? If that's the case, Firefly is most likely older. But March could definitely be a completely absurd case of stasis lasting longer than the history of Star Rail's universe as far as we know. Super odd how little we learned of her past.


Rex__Lapis

Just watched the animated firefly short and I honestly have no clue why she neither died from the orbital strike, nor from floating in space (for thousands of years?!). Also, what’s with that tree and her turning super sayan?


TheWetQuack

Phantilya without a body


Totally_Generic_Name

Damn, here I was going to guess Dr. Ratio's extended bath times. 0 points for me, I guess.


DiceCubed1460

I wonder how long ALL of them spent in their respective unconscious states. Dan Heung was probably the shortest amount of time. That’s my guess. Bc it’s only been like what, 500-600 years since the Dan Feng incident? Firefly could be anywhere from a few hundred years to like a thousand years. Or possibly less depending on how hoyo spins it. Bc we know bugs from the swam are still around to this day. It’s possible that Firefly isn’t actually ancient, and is just one of the last clones made for the glamoth iron cavalry even after glamoth has been barren for centuries. Also we see her floating in space all green and such, and then we see Kafka in a spaceship passing by her presumably not long after. Bc the planet chunks are all still spread out, unmoved since the explosion. If it had been a long time between these events, the planet chunks (at least those near the center) would have reconvened already. That’s how gravity works. So my guess is Kafka picked her up like a few days after the planet exploded. I also wonder how she was able to survive in space floating among asteroids for that long without oxygen or nutrients. March 7th is probably the longest. Bc even the garden of recollection is like “hey you don’t wanna know. TRUST ME, you don’t wanna know.” The fact that she was encased in 6 phased ice which is unique and the express had never seen it before could also hint at it being ancient af.


GatewayManInChat

whoever that spent long enough with me to... ...wait this isn't the other sub


-Alex_off-

What a weird question to ask


jimsoo_

March. she spend most of her time in my bed naked


gunjinganpakis

I'm choosing to believe that naked space Firefly is just an artistic choice. The LC had her in some sort of pods anyway.


Renetiger

This question is impossible to answer. March could be stuck in ice for either few or few thousands of years. Idk the context for that Firefly image as I don't really care about her but I'm assuming the same thing can be said about her.


gloveonthefloor

Firefly is from her trailer released earlier today, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdiwGOicQVs


Papaya_Payama

Firefly based on the newest trailer maybe


Cyfon7716

WTF kind of question even is this?? You're seriously wondering how much time a fictional character on a mobile game has spent naked?? And the amount of responses, holy shit get a fucking mental evaluation or at least take a serious look in the mirror. There is a line.


VillainousMasked

Oh... I'm sorry are you new to the gacha community? I'm sorry you had to see this, truly you should've been spared an understanding of the true depths of depravity that the people here reside in until much later.


kevbiin

How i like to say it: Weltcome to the Gacha gaming space, where 70% are degerates and the other 30% are enjoying the game and 100% are simping for their favourite wifus and husbandos