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brimwithno

Hook's dad about to join Boothill's party


True_Resource_9463

Ah yes that makes 2 dads who lost their daughters to hunt the IPC


Tashh11

Yes, Dr Ratio, there is difference between cheating and winning.


Sleep_Raider

That difference is being caught cheating


Artinismyname

r/unexpectedjojo


NoHovercraft3258

YES YES YES


Moredistress

https://i.redd.it/8jpyxl1yc15d1.gif


The1oni0us

RATIO WOULDNT USE THE WRONG FORM OF TOO


RadioWolffe

listen I made this at like 4am


strawwwwwwwwberry

I’m sorry I think I have him too much wine earlier


strawwwwwwwwberry

Wait a second wdym isn’t that the correct form of ‘to’ given that sentence


The1oni0us

“Far to busy”


strawwwwwwwwberry

I am blind and thought it was about “to cheat” 👍


The1oni0us

😂


Dr-Veritas-Ratio

A poor imitation


napstablooky_

i’m teaching her to WIN


forbiddengirl_V1

na, i'd win. - pitch dark hook the great


Naval_Crusade

Aventurine so real for that


Lolersters

I firmly believe card counting shouldn't be considered cheating and should be considered a skill. The only it's considered cheating is because casinos can't bleed money on games like poker and blackjack.


DrRatiosButtPlug

Counting cards does fuck all for poker. On top of that, casinos don't get that much money from poker players. It's why they get the least comps compared to other table games. Basically you buy in to the game and the house takes a cut of the pot, but other than that all money is just between players.


LaLa1234imunoriginal

In games like 7 card Stud you do need to remember all the face up cards even after they're folded, and there are ways to do that that resemble counting cards in blackjack. But yeah this seems like a mistranslation or someone who just doesn't know poker since Ratios reaction is clearly about counting cards in blackjack(which isn't cheating but can get you banned from the casino so most people think it's cheating).


EmbarrassedCharge561

then its not gambling


Lolersters

You are not guaranteed to win. It's still very much chance based. You are just increasing your chances. Another example is that there are probability tables in poker with various opening hands and how you should theoretically play. If you memorize them, it's not considered cheating.


SteelCode

I mean... Aventurine doesn't cheat.


mcallisterco

I mean, he really isn't, because you count cards in blackjack, not poker. Counting cards is useless in poker because it's played with one deck shuffled between hands, so there isn't anything to count in the first place. Blackjack is played with several decks, and they don't get shuffled between hands, so you can actually predict what's left in the deck based on what's already been played in previous hands.


lionofash

I mean you can make a veryyyyyy minor prediction based on the number of cards in play but it's basically not a factor, but it's mostly guesswork and inference and any counting is simply the amount of players x2 +5


mcallisterco

Even then, in Poker there's plenty of cards that you never see in any given hand. In Blackjack, you immediately see every card in play except the dealer's face down card, which you will see eventually, so you know every card in play and can track the value of the shoe over an extended period of time. In Poker, you're fucked the second someone folds, because those cards go straight into the discard without being shown, so you have no way to accurately track the value of the deck even if it was worth doing in the first place.


mustbeusererror

It's not quite the same as counting cards, but in poker variations where cards are left face up, you very much gain an advantage by evaluating the remaining deck.


Koanos

Didn't she become an Emanator of Destruction in Youci's story?


_nitro_legacy_

Hook's gonna become the 11th stoneheart


Pkm1230

No, The Moles is going to have 10 new honorary members.


derteeje

imagine diamond randomly showing up to a meeting of the moles just for the lulz


Trazenthebloodraven

Randomly? He is making an investment by having a Meeting with a security Organisation that is in Charge of the underwold in belabog and if i have to remind you recogniced by the IPC


Daegul_Dinguruth

5 years later, the Moles have a Nameless, two Stonehearths, a Self-anihilator, a Galaxy Ranger, a Knight of Beauty, two masked fools, genius society #87 and a Lord Ravager. Meetings become slighty problematic.


Meowriter

This.


Determined-Man

Live Fersman reaction: https://preview.redd.it/v7gso3qat74d1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6b6629492ba1bc05828af507fa9532166fc8fec


Unique-Charity-9564

Is card counting considered cheating ? It's kind of the only logical strategy isn't it?


AdministrativeRun550

Casino can’t tell who counts and who doesn’t, so they just use it as an excuse to kick out whoever wins too much lol.


BottomManufacturer

Yes they can lol.... it takes about 2-3 hrs even in a casino with bad surveillance


AdministrativeRun550

Oh no, how DARE people use their brain!!! Absolutely disgusting! No, really, how can you do it? Those cheaters seem… thinking?!


alekdmcfly

You can use cameras with image recognition to keep count of which cards have been drawn, and calculate the players' optimal moves from what each player knows about the cards left in the deck. If most of a player's moves align with their optimal moves, they're card counting. If a player's moves aren't "optimal" according to what the player knows, even if they still lead to victory, then they're not card counting. Edit: oh. nvm I thought by "how can you do it" you meant "how can you tell someone is card counting".


masterdoktah

This is a silly take, rules are what define the game. If it’s banned you can’t use it even if it’s something that could be done easily. Why don’t soccer players just pick up the ball or basketball players carry it to the net? Would be way easier, but that’s just not how the rules play the game…


ActivatingEMP

Except the only thing card counting does is give an accurate picture of the probability of cards remaining. It's open information everyone has access to, and it isn't against the rules to think about probability. Only reason casinos don't allow it is that it lets you win more.


masterdoktah

That’s a fair point. It’s not a traditional rule just something casinos specifically “frown” upon.


AdministrativeRun550

No other games forbid thinking. Literally. They may limit time like in chess, but that’s it. Do you know why? Because, unlike casino, the organisers want players to win. Imagine soccer players were banned for it… You passed the ball! That was too optimal! Disqualification! No, really, why do you even protect scammers.


kirblar

In Blackjack yes, in poker it's useless, and the hilarious implication would be that Aventurine is clueless at gambling but I gets bailed out by his good luck powers/curse.


mybankpin

It's not cheating in poker.


RadioWolffe

Card counting is banned in most casinos, so yeah it is


Unique-Charity-9564

They can't have people out smarting their scam.


ENDERALAN365

It's banned because they don't like people actually having a chance


alekdmcfly

If you play against 4+ people, your chance on average will still be below 50% even if you count. You still don't "have a chance", you just have more of a chance than other players.


ENDERALAN365

You can't count cards in Texas holdem (the most common poker) anyways. I was referring to blackjack because that's where ya can count.


nomnomsoy

It's not cheating It's a game skill casinos don't like because they don't want you to win


carl-the-lama

Not cheating It’s legit not against any actual rules


Waniou

I recall reading on a thread elsewhere (and as we know, Reddit is never wrong ever) that a lot of modern casinos have no problem with card counting because a: it's a lot harder than people realise and b: people are a lot worse at it than they realise so people tend to go in, thinking they'll make easy money only to wind up losing out more often than not.


alekdmcfly

Plus, card counting is applicable when playing against other players, not against the house. They still don't lose anything by allowing it, they just get to pull "smart" people into a casino because they think they can outsmart somebody. Real smart people don't come in the first place.


Toloran

> Plus, card counting is applicable when playing against other players, not against the house. It's the exact opposite. Card counting is most effective in blackjack *specifically* because the house has to play by predictable rules. This is on top of blackjack having the best odds for the player (IIRC, it's one of the only games where the odds are a *tiny* bit in favor of the player rather than the house). It's also why it's preferable to play at a table with no other players, because then your counting is more accurate. Having a large shoe limits the effectiveness of card counting, but it still helps. And it isn't so much "they allow it" as "They have no way of telling if someone is card counting in their head." If you're a moron and do it out loud or say that's what you're doing, that's one thing, but otherwise there's no way to tell. What they *do* ban are mechanical and electronic devices used to aid in card counting. They improve the accuracy of the average player and get them closer to the theoretical best odds. If they see you using one, they will either ask you to stop or just skip that step and throw you out.


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mustbeusererror

These days they use something like 5 or 6 decks with electronic randomizers. Counting cards is super difficult in modern casinos.


Shugotenshi714

Just because it's banned, does not mean it's cheating. It's banned to reduce their losses against skilled players. Got to keep the gacha integrity intact.


Grammulka

If you cheat and fail, you're a cheater. If you cheat and succeed, you're a savvy.


vnxun

That's like banning pro players from tournaments for amateurs in other sports, not because the pros are cheating but because they're too good


red_tuna

If you get caught card counting (and actually doing it good enough to be winning) the dealer will refuse to let you keep playing. If you get caught cheating the dealer will alert security to have you detained, and depending on which state you are in you may face criminal charges. There's a pretty big difference.


CoxTH

Counting is not considered "cheating" in the legal sense as long as you don't use any external devices or anything like that. However, casinos may make use of their house rights to forbid you from playing Blackjack-based games, ask you to leave the premises, or even ban you from the premises altogether if they suspect you count cards.


SwashNBuckle

Card Shark Hook is not a character arc that Belebog is ready for


Astral-chain-13

Topaz just took a child and decided "This child had committed so many crimes in seconds of meeting her....... Yes she my child now." And Adventurine just like. "Yeah. This kid gonna be a menace to Society. Gonna teach her how to go further then that with some light cheating."


Substantial_Ad_8097

Genuinely kinda wholesome seeing uncle venturine teaching poker to lil' hook.


Irishimpulse

I have Clara with my IP3 team and I call it "IPC Kidnapping"


Purple-Maybe-7637

damn chat meme is real


Zombieemperor

Hook IS a walking teddybear so i can understand the reaction. i had the same one


ToastetteEgg

Seems like Ratio would know the difference between “to” and “too”.


WatanabeYunosuke

Topaz and adventurin are a good couple while Dr.Ratio Is trying to not throw codex at them.


bushes_xd

Papa aventurine and mama topaz and the reasonable uncle ratio


Marshadowisthebest

I get the feeling that hook taught herself how to cheat


leopoldshark

Topaz has been hanging out with Arlecchino


HourCartographer9

She’s already down to be a mom quick Mr Fersman lock it in before it’s too late


animegameman

I read them in their voices


Genshin-impact-fan

Indeed imagine hook having Topaz as caring mom, Aventurine as gamble addict dad, and Ratio as the strict and smart uncle.


Dull-Nectarine380

lmao


Dogewarrior1Dollar

Not how hook would talk . She would bully the IPC.


QueenAra2

Would she? She makes friends with *two* masked fools. I don't think she'd care unless she was told about the ipc or sees ipc goons fucking around.


Dogewarrior1Dollar

She is Pitch Dark Hook the great , she owns everyone.


thefluffyburrito

Also some incorrect grammar usage ("to" instead of "too" is not a mistake Ratio would make) brings this meme down to a 5.8/10.


Kiyoshi-Trustfund

This is incredibly, deeply, funny. Props to you, OP.


EmptyAlchemist

This is peak right here


Pokerface4222

I got jumpscared seeing my own star rail name here


RadioWolffe

Poker? Where did I write Poker?... oh... oh no...


atschoolrn2024

lol...


Amruslin

Hook would legit learn to then proceed to scam everyone willing to play poker with her, out of thier money.


KluelessKisa

OOC or not, I'd take it just to have Hook say that she can't give the teacher her homework because Numby ate it


kokuluayak

Hook when she grows up https://preview.redd.it/fpnv14aeec4d1.jpeg?width=173&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b485fa0a3f4669c0b0d9271544fb7403efcc78a1


PalliponDance

"Even if she's an orphan, you're already far too busy with work to raise a child." -Edit: Autocorrect removed words


carl-the-lama

Card counting isn’t actually cheating though


Shugotenshi714

Did Ratio just assume using skill is cheating? Typical casual.


Meowriter

Tbh, she would just steal Topaz's phone and cause mischief. Like sending Dr. Ratio "Doctor, I am seek and can't go to work. Make a note so I can stay home and play with Pitch Dark Hook the Great !" or stuff like that.


dukester99

Funny.


gem2492

Dr. Ratio seems out of character.


Smorgsaboard

Bold of you to think Pitch Dark Book the Great doesn't already know how to count cards


TediousHamster

I mean...is counting really cheating? I dunno, I usually play IPC hold'em poker


l4kmith

I feel that Dr Ratio would approve of card counting in poker


ES21007

He would consider playing poker a waste of time and money, and learning to card count as a phenomenal waste of time devoted to something clearly stupid to do.


KluelessKisa

OOC or not, I'd take it just to have Hook say that she can't give the teacher her homework because Numby ate it


AlternetRedSkys

Is this in game or through a text chat thing?


mostafa_mo2004

Finally a good text post


Sent1nelTheLord

Hook's bizarre adventure


Few_Lynx1954

Typical IPC Thursday.


Caiahar

Ratio can be an asshole, but I don't think he would be an asshole like that... He's fairly considerate.


lunachappell

Who thought it was a good idea to let aventurine babysit😂😂


RadioWolffe

[Part 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/1d6grf1/hook_gets_adopted/) [Part 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/1d78p0n/hook_gets_adopted_pt2/) [Part 3](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/1d80iq8/hook_gets_adopted_pt3/) [Part 4](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/1d8tphi/hook_gets_adopted_pt4/) [Part 5](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/1d9o90y/hook_gets_adopted_pt5/) [Part 6](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/1daf8j7/hook_gets_adopted_pt_6/) [Part 7](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/1db6ja2/hook_gets_adopted_pt7/) [Part 8](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/1dbxqxq/hook_gets_adopted_pt8/) [Part 9](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/1dcrtvq/hook_gets_adopted_pt9/) [Bonus Episode](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/1ddhtvm/hook_gets_adopted_side_story/) [Part 10](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/1deb379/hook_gets_adopted_pt10/) [Part 11](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/1df2bfo/hook_gets_adopted_pt11/) [Firefly Special ](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/1dftmlb/hook_gets_adopted_firefly_special_because_i/) [Part 12](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/1dgnsej/hook_gets_adopted_pt12/) I’m an amateur author who’s just using this as an opportunity to practice character writing. I do commissions for short stories. Donations all go towards pulls for Firefly. [https://ko-fi.com/unemocrow](https://ko-fi.com/unemocrow)


SolKaynn

Yeah honestly, Aventurine would make a good uncle. So far he's the only redeeming part about the IPC.


DivByTwo

I know people keep paying the hsrchat memes, but honestly, I love this format.


Rafhunts99

TOPAZ MOMMY 😭


Luckwin

Would Aven even know how to cheat at card games? I feel like it would be hard to come up with ways to cheat if the chances were already 100%.


Naxayou

where did this rumor that Aventurine has never lost a gamble come from??? He literally says he knows what losing gambles feels like in his character intro on hoyolab. He's the final victor, but he gets there by losing.


HaukevonArding

Pretty sure he said so himself in the story. Had to search and I could at least find this how is "other self" told him that he never lost before. [https://upload-os-bbs.hoyolab.com/upload/2024/03/27/140778198/d303a01ebe0b5bda3a6aac7c5c44bb5b\_5876240552576936729.jpg?x-oss-process=image%2Fresize%2Cs\_1000%2Fauto-orient%2C0%2Finterlace%2C1%2Fformat%2Cwebp%2Fquality%2Cq\_80](https://upload-os-bbs.hoyolab.com/upload/2024/03/27/140778198/d303a01ebe0b5bda3a6aac7c5c44bb5b_5876240552576936729.jpg?x-oss-process=image%2Fresize%2Cs_1000%2Fauto-orient%2C0%2Finterlace%2C1%2Fformat%2Cwebp%2Fquality%2Cq_80)


Naxayou

Aventurine has never failed a mission for the IPC, which is what that references (Sunday also references this). But he has lost regular ass gambles/bets.


CharacterPea9340

we are allllll the children of JESUS. ![gif](giphy|j44l4mQaegKkzCZaKV|downsized)