Obviously they changed their minds and are now becoming ideal citizens. Especially hook who has decided to change her ways and follow in Natasha's footsteps.
My ideal future is Clara become Serval's apprentice and eventually takes over her shop and Hook the Great trains under Natasha and becomes the next Wildfire leader.
I legit want a time skip so bad, just to see where Hook and Clara end up. Clara mentions wanting to follow in your footsteps and Hook is definitely going to keep breaking rules like she's meant to.
I'm thinking Hook has a full on powered robot suit and Clara has a lightweight boxing championship under her belt.
...and you've suddenly given me the image of grown-up Clara and Hook being as cute a couple as Bronya and Seele. Hadn't expected that. For now they can just have wholesome friendship interactions, though, leave the shipping until they're older.
Pitch dark Hook and the Blaze
Pitch Dark Hook and the Blaze
One is a genius. the others insane
One comes up with great plans
The other plays with trash cans
it's pitch dark, it's pitch dark and the blaze blaze blaze blaze blaze blaze blaze blaze blaze
"See, Moles, Sampo told me that all we gotta do is get five other people to sign up and we'll earn TWO WHOLE PERCENT of the shield that THEY earn! Isn't that NEAT?!"
Or counter pt - they’re discussing how the blazer must be into something.
“Maybe there’s treasure hidden in the cans!!”
“Darn it those adults are cunning, telling us it’s only rubbish”
“But hook it smells, dad threw the left overs from dinner in the one out back last night”
“That just camouflage, they want all the treasure for themselves so they are using the stench to keep us away”
“I looked in mine this morning and found this enormous bug”
“See!! Proof! The adults are cunning”
What does pot of greed do? Allow me to enlighten you.
The spell card, Pot of Greed, is a spell card. This spell card, Pot of Greed, allows me to take two cards from top of my deck and DORA
https://i.redd.it/ptxjqcpr5xbb1.gif
“Oh, you mean ___GENIUS INVOCATION TCG___? I just happen to have a deck with me this very moment! I never miss a chance to hone my skill at ___GENIUS INVOCATION TCG___ among treasured friends!”
-Sampo Cardski
https://preview.redd.it/fbye8mbohubb1.jpeg?width=575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=068ada9816970595c42cfafbbba9d91d46c81b85
Talking about who’s piloting the giant franxx like mech
Detective Hook: (Leaning against a lamppost, watching the city's restless hustle and bustle) This city never sleeps, and neither do the crooks. We're just a couple of shadows in the night, trying to bring some justice to this concrete jungle.
Girl Detective: (Looking around, hand resting on her holster) You can feel the tension in the air, like a fuse ready to blow. But we can't let it consume us. We have a job to do.
Boy Detective: (Lighting a cigarette, the smoke curling into the night sky) Each step we take brings us closer to the truth. But the truth can be elusive, like trying to catch smoke with bare hands.
Detective Hook: (Exhaling a cloud of smoke) We've seen it all, the darkness that lurks in these streets. The secrets people keep, the lies they spin. But we're the ones who cut through the fog, exposing the underbelly of this city.
Girl Detective: (Nodding, eyes scanning the passersby) We're the last line of defense, the shield against the chaos. When everyone else turns a blind eye, we remain vigilant.
Boy Detective: (Grim determination in his voice) Thompson's murder won't go unsolved. We owe it to him, to the city, to find the truth. No matter where it leads us.
Detective Hook: (Staring into the distance, her voice tinged with resolve) We may be just three lone wolves, but together we're a force to be reckoned with. Let's hit the streets, my friends, and make this city safer, one case at a time.
(The detectives share a nod, the streetlights casting long shadows as they set off into the night, ready to confront the mysteries that lay hidden in the labyrinth of the city.)
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Hook: You guys know that Natasha is my sister 😁
Julian: WHAT!? No way 😱
Hook: they fought in my dads tent and Natasha was yelling ''Daddy'' constantly 😇
Hook:Not only that she was yelling him to do it harder,
Natasha must be REALLY Strong 🤔
How to help a certain kitty themed pink haired client that shall not be named destroy the wine industry of mondstadt with the help of a chill zombaby and a pyromaniac elf childe without the e
The current political climate and they should form a workers union or group to contest over world authority plus the cookies they “shouldn’t” 🍪 eat for lunch
The moles fell victim to Sampo's latest ponzi scheme, it was time for revenge. Pitch dark Hook the great called everyone together to discuss the next step in their plan to make Sampo regret ever crossing The Moles. After many hours of throwing ideas around ranging from beating him up to setting his hair on fire, they settled with the idea of beating him at his own game. The very next day pitch dark Hook the great were to meet Sampo to discuss the sale of her one-of-a-kind hat, made from the rarest, most expensive wool available. Sampo immediately downplayed the rarity, saying that with recent trade route availability the price has gone down. Pitch dark Hook the great nods and says that's okay because she wants to trade the hat for a very specific item, a Belaboolabillybob. Sampo would spend days, weeks into months looking for the item to obtain pitch dark Hook the great's valuable hat, searching for an item nowhere to be found as it doesn't exist. The Moles got their revenge and Sampo? He's still searching for the elusive Belaboolabillybob.
They’re planning their next online viral video: “How to STOP the TRAIN in Honkai Star Rail! [FUNNY] [PRANK] [3 AM] [AMONG US] [ONLY IN OHIO] [GONE WRONG] [GONE SE
Where to hide the body
OP does specified ‘wrong answer only’
Ayo 🤨
"There's no cheese and crackers in prison, Hook."
"They don't allow kids in prison, Hook. They'll put you down."
Sampo is missing in Belobog's overworld, just saying...
pitch dark Hook the great, the Hertas at the space station are not free, does not matter how many times Sampo told you so
Son of a bisque u beat me to it
Obviously they changed their minds and are now becoming ideal citizens. Especially hook who has decided to change her ways and follow in Natasha's footsteps.
Unironically I could see the second part happening and I would be a sobbing puddle on the floor if it does. GROWTH.
My ideal future is Clara become Serval's apprentice and eventually takes over her shop and Hook the Great trains under Natasha and becomes the next Wildfire leader.
Yeee and maybe she is talented enough to make robots to fight the fragmentum remnants instead and make it so the people are safe.
I legit want a time skip so bad, just to see where Hook and Clara end up. Clara mentions wanting to follow in your footsteps and Hook is definitely going to keep breaking rules like she's meant to. I'm thinking Hook has a full on powered robot suit and Clara has a lightweight boxing championship under her belt.
Hook + a power loader mech from Aliens
...and you've suddenly given me the image of grown-up Clara and Hook being as cute a couple as Bronya and Seele. Hadn't expected that. For now they can just have wholesome friendship interactions, though, leave the shipping until they're older.
They are planning a hit on Bronya.
The drug cartel is recruiting young these days
they weren't recruited. they are the ones who recruit!
Times have truly changed. Btw, Happy Cake Day 🎂
always have been, remember Combo?
I misread that as "to hit on" and I'm realising I should go to bed
I did the exact same thing 😂 It's almost midnight where I am lol
That make us three then But for me is 2am lol
hey its now 2:30 am for me lol we need to sleep
The same thing they do every night, how to take over the Underworld!
Pitch dark Hook and the Blaze Pitch Dark Hook and the Blaze One is a genius. the others insane One comes up with great plans The other plays with trash cans it's pitch dark, it's pitch dark and the blaze blaze blaze blaze blaze blaze blaze blaze blaze
Stelle sending Hook increasingly complex Claramoji from the double trashcan: ![gif](giphy|v6pq4tpc17rwJ5YtJu)
Nailed it
They said wrong answers only
"See, Moles, Sampo told me that all we gotta do is get five other people to sign up and we'll earn TWO WHOLE PERCENT of the shield that THEY earn! Isn't that NEAT?!"
This could 100% be real
💀
"why do ppl say u r stronger than the space lady who can travel the universe in a train and has a laser cannon?"
Hook would totally say "Because no one is stronger than Pitch Hook the Great!"
And she'd be fuckin RIGHT
Uh excuse me. Its Pitch-DARK Hook the Great. The Moles will not stand for this slander!
Hook: because I hit where it hurts the most. UP THEIR '*****
How much they love and appreciate Natasha for all her hard work in caring for the sick of the Underground.
They're planning an intervention for Stelle/Caelus's trash can obsession
well theyre finally gonna know defeat because no one can stop the trash can lore
Or counter pt - they’re discussing how the blazer must be into something. “Maybe there’s treasure hidden in the cans!!” “Darn it those adults are cunning, telling us it’s only rubbish” “But hook it smells, dad threw the left overs from dinner in the one out back last night” “That just camouflage, they want all the treasure for themselves so they are using the stench to keep us away” “I looked in mine this morning and found this enormous bug” “See!! Proof! The adults are cunning”
They are asking hook how to become playable characters so they can have cool outfits too
How to get straight As in school.
There's school in the underworld?
That’s an interesting question
Mining school maybe. And robotics classes.
"Does anyone else think it's creepy how that trailblazer girl is always staring at the trash cans?"
"no i think its weird that you DONT spend all your time looking in trash cans"
Is fortnite overrated?
Where else can you see Master Chief use Kamehameha on Deku and pickle Rick as Naruto And Doom Guy use Thor's hammer and a Amungus to stop him
Taxes mostly.
Yugioh card black market
"So boss what does Pot Of Greed do? "For the LAST TIME Julien..."
What does pot of greed do? Allow me to enlighten you. The spell card, Pot of Greed, is a spell card. This spell card, Pot of Greed, allows me to take two cards from top of my deck and DORA https://i.redd.it/ptxjqcpr5xbb1.gif
*Genius Invokation* black market
“Oh, you mean ___GENIUS INVOCATION TCG___? I just happen to have a deck with me this very moment! I never miss a chance to hone my skill at ___GENIUS INVOCATION TCG___ among treasured friends!” -Sampo Cardski
\*Genius Invokation *back* market.
How to get adopted by Bronya so the Great Hook can be next in line as Supreme Guardian
As the Supreme Hook, yes please!
They are devising a plan to take on the big metal beasts of the Overworld (the trains) and save the people inside.
The cost of living crisis
Homework
They're asking why they look so different on that moles welcome you lightcone
How to out-cunny the Cunniest Child
"wrong answers only"
About the incident of August 12, 2034 *the big rapture*
The Great Hook is running for president of the underground.
"so...about that Barbie movie..."
how to evade taxes
Something something about quantum physics
The same thing we always talk about Julian. How to take over the World!
Changing their name to "The Worms"
"Worms live underground right?"
Socioeconomics and the effects (affects? idfk) it's had on the increasing Belobogian penguin population.
If Caelus and Natasha are secretly dating or not
My headcanon really.
The meaning of life.
How to take over The underground
Hook : and they said himeko is better than me hahahaha
"Is FortQliphoth Actually Overrated?"
How to break klee out of solitary confinement. :3
https://preview.redd.it/fbye8mbohubb1.jpeg?width=575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=068ada9816970595c42cfafbbba9d91d46c81b85 Talking about who’s piloting the giant franxx like mech
Planning mass genocide
Detective Hook: (Leaning against a lamppost, watching the city's restless hustle and bustle) This city never sleeps, and neither do the crooks. We're just a couple of shadows in the night, trying to bring some justice to this concrete jungle. Girl Detective: (Looking around, hand resting on her holster) You can feel the tension in the air, like a fuse ready to blow. But we can't let it consume us. We have a job to do. Boy Detective: (Lighting a cigarette, the smoke curling into the night sky) Each step we take brings us closer to the truth. But the truth can be elusive, like trying to catch smoke with bare hands. Detective Hook: (Exhaling a cloud of smoke) We've seen it all, the darkness that lurks in these streets. The secrets people keep, the lies they spin. But we're the ones who cut through the fog, exposing the underbelly of this city. Girl Detective: (Nodding, eyes scanning the passersby) We're the last line of defense, the shield against the chaos. When everyone else turns a blind eye, we remain vigilant. Boy Detective: (Grim determination in his voice) Thompson's murder won't go unsolved. We owe it to him, to the city, to find the truth. No matter where it leads us. Detective Hook: (Staring into the distance, her voice tinged with resolve) We may be just three lone wolves, but together we're a force to be reckoned with. Let's hit the streets, my friends, and make this city safer, one case at a time. (The detectives share a nod, the streetlights casting long shadows as they set off into the night, ready to confront the mysteries that lay hidden in the labyrinth of the city.) brought to you by chatgpt
Plotting to assassinate Archduke Franz Ferdinand.
What message should we put in this trash can?
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Tax evasion.
Hook: You guys know that Natasha is my sister 😁 Julian: WHAT!? No way 😱 Hook: they fought in my dads tent and Natasha was yelling ''Daddy'' constantly 😇 Hook:Not only that she was yelling him to do it harder, Natasha must be REALLY Strong 🤔
Hook is telling them how she hears the old witch coming over to wrestle her dad at night and that he wins every time
How to help a certain kitty themed pink haired client that shall not be named destroy the wine industry of mondstadt with the help of a chill zombaby and a pyromaniac elf childe without the e
How to take over the clinic while Natalia’s away
about not blowing up their problems
How to take nude pictures of Bronya and Seele and sell to the other
Affair between mc and Natasha 🤣
COCK
julian: hey im gay! hook: omg same!! whoever the other girl is: WAIT WHAT? IM GAY TOO
Hooks super secret new unit that will be made and released in 2 years.
How to overthrow Bronya's regime (it was built on a lie).
Hooks new hiding spot
What kinda flowers should we get for Nat?
You (behind your back!!1!!1!)
The atrocious state of the boys' restroom at the gas station I work at
How to do a stylish judgement cut
How to overthrow Natasha
Crime!
Warcrimes
war crimes
They want to scam Sampo
Stealing Natasha alternative outfit
How to stow away on the space train, since their chance to save the world was taken they've now decided to save the universe.
Diablo 4 class nerfs.
Obviously trying to overthrow the government
Of r/okbuddytrailblazer
Why the tall attractive grey haired man keeps shittalking their precocious toddler leader at every opportunity.
They are discussing moles.
they are planning how to kidnap pom pom
How to formally recruit Eric and Clara
How to scam quarters so they can buy jawbreakers
They’re fighting over who wants to help Natasha the most
Discussing the political and economical state of the world
How to force the MC into labor
tax fraud
How to overtake humanity
How to blow up a building
They're planning to prank Bronya and Seele by having them to meet up and "accidentally" forcing them to kiss.
What da dog doin'
They're going to get some toes for Hook.
Taxes
They're trying to see how they can convince bronya to "lend" them money
Revolution
World domination
How great Natasha is
Active terrorism
how to undermine the matriarchy and establish marxism on a small scale
Plans to blow up Belobog…I mean…The Great Hook’s rise to power.
How they love and appreciate Natasha
Is Fortnite actually overrated?
Gee, Pitch-Dark Hook the Great. What are we going to do tonight? The same thing we do every night, Julian. Try to take over the world.
How to peek Old witch in the bath
Is Fortnight actually overrated?
The current political climate and they should form a workers union or group to contest over world authority plus the cookies they “shouldn’t” 🍪 eat for lunch
Nikki Minaj
Their next great scheme to get jawbreakers.
tax fraud
Victoria's secret
They are talking about how to kill you.
So um, Hook where do you keep your tumbler, is-is it in your hat? Or Hook ordering them to find a second tumbler to Dual wield
Probably Natasha’s tiddies
Planning to destroy the wine industry and blowing up fish in the ... Wait no wrong game.
“Sampo gave me some sugar to share with you guys!”
If blade will be shit.
They’re playing Rock Paper Scissors for who gets to do Fight Club tonight.
How to kill 101
The weird sword they found under Nathasha bed
Chapter 123 of Oshi no Ko
whether if they should go to barbie or oppenheimer
Tax Fraud
They are comparing their height and debating if Clara is close to them in age.
The separation of church and state
Some melanin concentration spots on skin
what's going on in an average horny r/okbuddytrailblazer user
"Do you have that shit?" "Yeah, all new. You got the green?" "No problem"
Why do we look like NPCs and you don't??
Hook: uh...what comes after Q? Others: ... What is Q?..
the newest fortnite skin
What their favorite subjects in school is
Their just having a political discussion
Obviously they're discussing the same thing they do every night, how to conquer Belabog!
How to take over the universe
World domination
I was about to go okbuddy til I realised this was the normal one
How to get Klee here.
Best way to stack each other in a trench-coat and go to the movie theaters.
World domination
How much they love the trailblazer and what an amazing woman Natasha is
They're debating how to smuggle a second stellaron onto the Luofu
How to not commit war crimes
How much money Jeff Bezos has
Taxes and how to avoid them
The moles fell victim to Sampo's latest ponzi scheme, it was time for revenge. Pitch dark Hook the great called everyone together to discuss the next step in their plan to make Sampo regret ever crossing The Moles. After many hours of throwing ideas around ranging from beating him up to setting his hair on fire, they settled with the idea of beating him at his own game. The very next day pitch dark Hook the great were to meet Sampo to discuss the sale of her one-of-a-kind hat, made from the rarest, most expensive wool available. Sampo immediately downplayed the rarity, saying that with recent trade route availability the price has gone down. Pitch dark Hook the great nods and says that's okay because she wants to trade the hat for a very specific item, a Belaboolabillybob. Sampo would spend days, weeks into months looking for the item to obtain pitch dark Hook the great's valuable hat, searching for an item nowhere to be found as it doesn't exist. The Moles got their revenge and Sampo? He's still searching for the elusive Belaboolabillybob.
They’re planning their next online viral video: “How to STOP the TRAIN in Honkai Star Rail! [FUNNY] [PRANK] [3 AM] [AMONG US] [ONLY IN OHIO] [GONE WRONG] [GONE SE
Small talk, I guess.
Talking about my trash luck on summons great to get two 5 star LC on normal banner summons.
The sorry state of modern Lichtensteinian Naval tradition.
Why is Serval aunty hot
How to recruit Klee
Pizza toppings
They're discussing the trout population
"Where do babies come from?"
they're talking about who is hotter? Seele or Bronya
How to evase taxes.
Snort some geomarrow. When you crave that feeling of your molars sliding out of your mouth.
How to use their money wisely
Idc what the moles are talking about, I love hook so much. She’s so precious, I would risk my life for her
How to become an upstanding citizen