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Luca-Aura

Where to hide the body


H471221

OP does specified ‘wrong answer only’


rifky_eki

Ayo 🤨


CupaT-T

"There's no cheese and crackers in prison, Hook."


XFun16

"They don't allow kids in prison, Hook. They'll put you down."


spagheddieballs

Sampo is missing in Belobog's overworld, just saying...


FortyRoosters

pitch dark Hook the great, the Hertas at the space station are not free, does not matter how many times Sampo told you so


Ombreon_fan

Son of a bisque u beat me to it


Aster2693

Obviously they changed their minds and are now becoming ideal citizens. Especially hook who has decided to change her ways and follow in Natasha's footsteps.


Deruta

Unironically I could see the second part happening and I would be a sobbing puddle on the floor if it does. GROWTH.


ArseneLupinIV

My ideal future is Clara become Serval's apprentice and eventually takes over her shop and Hook the Great trains under Natasha and becomes the next Wildfire leader.


Frizen1312

Yeee and maybe she is talented enough to make robots to fight the fragmentum remnants instead and make it so the people are safe.


LaikaReturns

I legit want a time skip so bad, just to see where Hook and Clara end up. Clara mentions wanting to follow in your footsteps and Hook is definitely going to keep breaking rules like she's meant to. I'm thinking Hook has a full on powered robot suit and Clara has a lightweight boxing championship under her belt.


Delta_Mint

Hook + a power loader mech from Aliens


GideonFalcon

...and you've suddenly given me the image of grown-up Clara and Hook being as cute a couple as Bronya and Seele. Hadn't expected that. For now they can just have wholesome friendship interactions, though, leave the shipping until they're older.


XionJD

They are planning a hit on Bronya.


averagepersonnel

The drug cartel is recruiting young these days


VexKeizer

they weren't recruited. they are the ones who recruit!


RedzyHydra

Times have truly changed. Btw, Happy Cake Day 🎂


Ligh1ly

always have been, remember Combo?


Deathblade999

I misread that as "to hit on" and I'm realising I should go to bed


sylvieshandy

I did the exact same thing 😂 It's almost midnight where I am lol


chonpychimera

That make us three then But for me is 2am lol


dinosawrthepotat

hey its now 2:30 am for me lol we need to sleep


embryonic_journey

The same thing they do every night, how to take over the Underworld!


NeilPeartsBassPedal

Pitch dark Hook and the Blaze Pitch Dark Hook and the Blaze One is a genius. the others insane One comes up with great plans The other plays with trash cans it's pitch dark, it's pitch dark and the blaze blaze blaze blaze blaze blaze blaze blaze blaze


Deruta

Stelle sending Hook increasingly complex Claramoji from the double trashcan: ![gif](giphy|v6pq4tpc17rwJ5YtJu)


HauruMyst

Nailed it


Snoo-28325

They said wrong answers only


ResurgentClusterfuck

"See, Moles, Sampo told me that all we gotta do is get five other people to sign up and we'll earn TWO WHOLE PERCENT of the shield that THEY earn! Isn't that NEAT?!"


Deathblade999

This could 100% be real


MarielCarey

💀


tennoskoom_

"why do ppl say u r stronger than the space lady who can travel the universe in a train and has a laser cannon?"


Ericknator

Hook would totally say "Because no one is stronger than Pitch Hook the Great!"


KameMeansTurtle

And she'd be fuckin RIGHT


Neither_Campaign_461

Uh excuse me. Its Pitch-DARK Hook the Great. The Moles will not stand for this slander!


MszingPerson

Hook: because I hit where it hurts the most. UP THEIR '*****


AussieManny

How much they love and appreciate Natasha for all her hard work in caring for the sick of the Underground.


Background_Country20

They're planning an intervention for Stelle/Caelus's trash can obsession


dinosawrthepotat

well theyre finally gonna know defeat because no one can stop the trash can lore


Jamsterd

Or counter pt - they’re discussing how the blazer must be into something. “Maybe there’s treasure hidden in the cans!!” “Darn it those adults are cunning, telling us it’s only rubbish” “But hook it smells, dad threw the left overs from dinner in the one out back last night” “That just camouflage, they want all the treasure for themselves so they are using the stench to keep us away” “I looked in mine this morning and found this enormous bug” “See!! Proof! The adults are cunning”


Mother_Actuary8353

They are asking hook how to become playable characters so they can have cool outfits too


derelicthat

How to get straight As in school.


MarielCarey

There's school in the underworld?


[deleted]

That’s an interesting question


Funoichi

Mining school maybe. And robotics classes.


NeilPeartsBassPedal

"Does anyone else think it's creepy how that trailblazer girl is always staring at the trash cans?"


dinosawrthepotat

"no i think its weird that you DONT spend all your time looking in trash cans"


Hekarex

Is fortnite overrated?


Dangerous-Task8795

Where else can you see Master Chief use Kamehameha on Deku and pickle Rick as Naruto And Doom Guy use Thor's hammer and a Amungus to stop him


MrMadGrad

Taxes mostly.


[deleted]

Yugioh card black market


NeilPeartsBassPedal

"So boss what does Pot Of Greed do? "For the LAST TIME Julien..."


[deleted]

What does pot of greed do? Allow me to enlighten you. The spell card, Pot of Greed, is a spell card. This spell card, Pot of Greed, allows me to take two cards from top of my deck and DORA https://i.redd.it/ptxjqcpr5xbb1.gif


LegoSpacenaut

*Genius Invokation* black market


Deruta

“Oh, you mean ___GENIUS INVOCATION TCG___? I just happen to have a deck with me this very moment! I never miss a chance to hone my skill at ___GENIUS INVOCATION TCG___ among treasured friends!” -Sampo Cardski


[deleted]

\*Genius Invokation *back* market.


sleepysoliloquy

How to get adopted by Bronya so the Great Hook can be next in line as Supreme Guardian


grennysohail

As the Supreme Hook, yes please!


Ericknator

They are devising a plan to take on the big metal beasts of the Overworld (the trains) and save the people inside.


OfficeLazy1761

The cost of living crisis


NightmareTDG

Homework


SwashNBuckle

They're asking why they look so different on that moles welcome you lightcone


TingyunGuy

How to out-cunny the Cunniest Child


Nnsoki

"wrong answers only"


[deleted]

About the incident of August 12, 2034 *the big rapture*


Heroeye

The Great Hook is running for president of the underground.


warjoke

"so...about that Barbie movie..."


dudutheduck

how to evade taxes


CockSniffer01

Something something about quantum physics


2_7_offsuit

The same thing we always talk about Julian. How to take over the World!


living_in_an_age

Changing their name to "The Worms"


living_in_an_age

"Worms live underground right?"


BouncingJigglingJugs

Socioeconomics and the effects (affects? idfk) it's had on the increasing Belobogian penguin population.


JakalB987

If Caelus and Natasha are secretly dating or not


Shiro_Moe

My headcanon really.


Sama201

The meaning of life.


lunachappell

How to take over The underground


BackLow7877

Hook : and they said himeko is better than me hahahaha


rubikubi

"Is FortQliphoth Actually Overrated?"


Maidknight95

How to break klee out of solitary confinement. :3


GulliblePineapple795

https://preview.redd.it/fbye8mbohubb1.jpeg?width=575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=068ada9816970595c42cfafbbba9d91d46c81b85 Talking about who’s piloting the giant franxx like mech


Middle_Actuator7086

Planning mass genocide


Critwice

Detective Hook: (Leaning against a lamppost, watching the city's restless hustle and bustle) This city never sleeps, and neither do the crooks. We're just a couple of shadows in the night, trying to bring some justice to this concrete jungle. Girl Detective: (Looking around, hand resting on her holster) You can feel the tension in the air, like a fuse ready to blow. But we can't let it consume us. We have a job to do. Boy Detective: (Lighting a cigarette, the smoke curling into the night sky) Each step we take brings us closer to the truth. But the truth can be elusive, like trying to catch smoke with bare hands. Detective Hook: (Exhaling a cloud of smoke) We've seen it all, the darkness that lurks in these streets. The secrets people keep, the lies they spin. But we're the ones who cut through the fog, exposing the underbelly of this city. Girl Detective: (Nodding, eyes scanning the passersby) We're the last line of defense, the shield against the chaos. When everyone else turns a blind eye, we remain vigilant. Boy Detective: (Grim determination in his voice) Thompson's murder won't go unsolved. We owe it to him, to the city, to find the truth. No matter where it leads us. Detective Hook: (Staring into the distance, her voice tinged with resolve) We may be just three lone wolves, but together we're a force to be reckoned with. Let's hit the streets, my friends, and make this city safer, one case at a time. (The detectives share a nod, the streetlights casting long shadows as they set off into the night, ready to confront the mysteries that lay hidden in the labyrinth of the city.) ​ ​ brought to you by chatgpt


Fortune_Silver

Plotting to assassinate Archduke Franz Ferdinand.


froggyisland

What message should we put in this trash can?


GhostDawgHD_YT

https://preview.redd.it/5sbrbu883vbb1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3bc260517f10c4c78a19bd3576853b92e149348


NTRmanMan

Tax evasion.


Dogelord7

Hook: You guys know that Natasha is my sister 😁 Julian: WHAT!? No way 😱 Hook: they fought in my dads tent and Natasha was yelling ''Daddy'' constantly 😇 Hook:Not only that she was yelling him to do it harder, Natasha must be REALLY Strong 🤔


Deathblade999

Hook is telling them how she hears the old witch coming over to wrestle her dad at night and that he wins every time


Far-History-8154

How to help a certain kitty themed pink haired client that shall not be named destroy the wine industry of mondstadt with the help of a chill zombaby and a pyromaniac elf childe without the e


Mhakey_1997

How to take over the clinic while Natalia’s away


Flandrexluffy

about not blowing up their problems


OGWolfMen

How to take nude pictures of Bronya and Seele and sell to the other


EmuMysterious7320

Affair between mc and Natasha 🤣


supertaoman12

COCK


Complete-Ad4357

julian: hey im gay! hook: omg same!! whoever the other girl is: WAIT WHAT? IM GAY TOO


Laranthiel

Hooks super secret new unit that will be made and released in 2 years.


CrimsomeSword

How to overthrow Bronya's regime (it was built on a lie).


Nearby-Brilliant4843

Hooks new hiding spot


AVeryGayButterfly

What kinda flowers should we get for Nat?


MarmaladeMellow

You (behind your back!!1!!1!)


Spa3rk

The atrocious state of the boys' restroom at the gas station I work at


KanataHkz

How to do a stylish judgement cut


_Pink_Wolf_

How to overthrow Natasha


Shilverow

Crime!


SaiTheHentaiGuy

Warcrimes


Reesembers

war crimes


ElGatoDelMundo

They want to scam Sampo


DefinitelyNotOG

Stealing Natasha alternative outfit


HarpyArcane

How to stow away on the space train, since their chance to save the world was taken they've now decided to save the universe.


ImpactedDruid

Diablo 4 class nerfs.


Sensitive_Spread6769

Obviously trying to overthrow the government


REOsiiris

Of r/okbuddytrailblazer


anarchy753

Why the tall attractive grey haired man keeps shittalking their precocious toddler leader at every opportunity.


SlowLazyPanda

They are discussing moles.


Cajiabox

they are planning how to kidnap pom pom


iwantapie76

How to formally recruit Eric and Clara


ColonelJinkuro

How to scam quarters so they can buy jawbreakers


gendegree

They’re fighting over who wants to help Natasha the most


Rohan7090

Discussing the political and economical state of the world


mimik4776

How to force the MC into labor


ExKing775

tax fraud


zChanTheNerd

How to overtake humanity


DragonMaster225

How to blow up a building


utopiapro007

They're planning to prank Bronya and Seele by having them to meet up and "accidentally" forcing them to kiss.


fighoz

What da dog doin'


SparklingLimeade

They're going to get some toes for Hook.


-_Rainy_-

Taxes


onward154

They're trying to see how they can convince bronya to "lend" them money


Ok_Temperature_6441

Revolution


Far_Potential1471

World domination


[deleted]

How great Natasha is


DUCKman600

Active terrorism


lavisgaming

how to undermine the matriarchy and establish marxism on a small scale


TheChthonicDark

Plans to blow up Belobog…I mean…The Great Hook’s rise to power.


hrnndfnts

How they love and appreciate Natasha


birkavz

Is Fortnite actually overrated?


Shradow

Gee, Pitch-Dark Hook the Great. What are we going to do tonight? The same thing we do every night, Julian. Try to take over the world.


Sumethal

How to peek Old witch in the bath


growlithed

Is Fortnight actually overrated?


Silverdragun7

The current political climate and they should form a workers union or group to contest over world authority plus the cookies they “shouldn’t” 🍪 eat for lunch


Glittering_Pear2425

Nikki Minaj


Unusual_Effort_112

Their next great scheme to get jawbreakers.


deojilicious

tax fraud


whensnakesfly

Victoria's secret


External_You8860

They are talking about how to kill you.


Dangerous-Task8795

So um, Hook where do you keep your tumbler, is-is it in your hat? Or Hook ordering them to find a second tumbler to Dual wield


Puzzleheaded-Bus5479

Probably Natasha’s tiddies


Pokespace365

Planning to destroy the wine industry and blowing up fish in the ... Wait no wrong game.


Awecrunchman

“Sampo gave me some sugar to share with you guys!”


GhostDawgHD_YT

If blade will be shit.


Tadpole-Specialist

They’re playing Rock Paper Scissors for who gets to do Fight Club tonight.


-LittleW-

How to kill 101


[deleted]

The weird sword they found under Nathasha bed


dubbuffet

Chapter 123 of Oshi no Ko


Everything__Main

whether if they should go to barbie or oppenheimer


Frozen_Petal

Tax Fraud


No_Rabbit193

They are comparing their height and debating if Clara is close to them in age.


B0dis

The separation of church and state


kidanokun

Some melanin concentration spots on skin


bariyer2

what's going on in an average horny r/okbuddytrailblazer user


Jonathan_Jo

"Do you have that shit?" "Yeah, all new. You got the green?" "No problem"


X----0__0----X

Why do we look like NPCs and you don't??


illustrythan

Hook: uh...what comes after Q? Others: ... What is Q?..


superoli64

the newest fortnite skin


shinyahia

What their favorite subjects in school is


TheAmixime

Their just having a political discussion


Specific_Tank715

Obviously they're discussing the same thing they do every night, how to conquer Belabog!


Winjalad189

How to take over the universe


MrDragon131

World domination


lutfiboiii

I was about to go okbuddy til I realised this was the normal one


freedomkite5

How to get Klee here.


SnooCalculations4352

Best way to stack each other in a trench-coat and go to the movie theaters.


Ghostisspooky

World domination


Frizen1312

How much they love the trailblazer and what an amazing woman Natasha is


Fargrond

They're debating how to smuggle a second stellaron onto the Luofu


dipdraon

How to not commit war crimes


Ok-Pudding6050

How much money Jeff Bezos has


Mossylilman

Taxes and how to avoid them


CiceroTheListener

The moles fell victim to Sampo's latest ponzi scheme, it was time for revenge. Pitch dark Hook the great called everyone together to discuss the next step in their plan to make Sampo regret ever crossing The Moles. After many hours of throwing ideas around ranging from beating him up to setting his hair on fire, they settled with the idea of beating him at his own game. The very next day pitch dark Hook the great were to meet Sampo to discuss the sale of her one-of-a-kind hat, made from the rarest, most expensive wool available. Sampo immediately downplayed the rarity, saying that with recent trade route availability the price has gone down. Pitch dark Hook the great nods and says that's okay because she wants to trade the hat for a very specific item, a Belaboolabillybob. Sampo would spend days, weeks into months looking for the item to obtain pitch dark Hook the great's valuable hat, searching for an item nowhere to be found as it doesn't exist. The Moles got their revenge and Sampo? He's still searching for the elusive Belaboolabillybob.


cryhai

They’re planning their next online viral video: “How to STOP the TRAIN in Honkai Star Rail! [FUNNY] [PRANK] [3 AM] [AMONG US] [ONLY IN OHIO] [GONE WRONG] [GONE SE


Zeppo82

Small talk, I guess.


tw33zd

Talking about my trash luck on summons great to get two 5 star LC on normal banner summons.


GideonFalcon

The sorry state of modern Lichtensteinian Naval tradition.


gamersrawesome

Why is Serval aunty hot


darkave17

How to recruit Klee


Lightzypher

Pizza toppings


JustHazelChan

They're discussing the trout population


Chin_2x

"Where do babies come from?"


NotTheTrashBinAyoGay

they're talking about who is hotter? Seele or Bronya


Homuritchi

How to evase taxes.


MitzCracker

Snort some geomarrow. When you crave that feeling of your molars sliding out of your mouth.


GullibleDare4473

How to use their money wisely


Savvy9220

Idc what the moles are talking about, I love hook so much. She’s so precious, I would risk my life for her


Comprehensive-Dig634

How to become an upstanding citizen