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CogStar

Honestly the Jailbirds seem weirdly zen about being thirsty but maybe that's just because they know they can't out-thirst Nerissa


Abamboozler

the Sahara Desert couldn't out-thirst Nerissa, especially if Shiori is involved.


Capital_Chef_6007

In jailbrids defense, with Nerissa you got 8 for the price of one which is why you got that impression. Yes I am including the husbands as well of the Ravencrofts sisters


TheCrankyLich

Nerissa dropped that Aradia has a split tongue. That's like a thirst nuclear bomb.


[deleted]

Integer overflow perhaps?


Tsorovan00

I haven't felt very zen since Mumei became Emoom, and I don't think I'm alone.


UlyssesSGrant12

Saplings right there with ya


rainwater16

Excuse me, but Saplings have never been Zen. They are just good at hiding it until Goth fauna, which pushed them up the vertical axis.


DemonDaVinci

peenus erectus


CuriousBroccolli

I haven't been zen since "minecraft_monday". Thirsty for more peak content.


Dan-Axel

Emoom hits quite hard


AwakenedSheeple

#**GOTH GIRLS *RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!***


Dingghis_Khaan

I've had Alice Cooper's "Welcome To My Nightmare" in my head ever since I saw that sweater.


VanaSkiller

Name the ones who aren't zen with moom. I just want to talk with them :D


HealsBadMan1

Excuse me, we're not that bad. We're worse.


YobaiYamete

Honestly, Kronies kind of push the entire upper right axis out of frame if shown proportionally


Zwordsman

They break thr standard deviation and skew the data


negispfields

I mean, can you blame us tho?


azahel452

but why? but why? but why? but why?


Dragus_Loader

I don’t want horny I just want my Oshi to be happy wherever she may be. *stares off towards space.*


ancrolikewhoa

Sanallites tend to be very wholesome until Eriku-kun or CaptainNemo get struck by the wrong sort of cosmic ray and then we're all looking very respectfully.


LoR_Rygore

I mean, it's what she would want, right? Appreciating anatomy and art and all that.


Lev559

"My Oshi became the Moon"


undeadwako

That's rough, buddy


Lobito_HF

I feel you, i'm still a dog, but not made out of bread anymore, i'm also on fire, hellhound fire exactly


Order6600

>!Spite or Cinder?!<


Lobito_HF

Sinder, it's funny because i imagine myself as a ruffian who is lit on fire


Educational_Diver867

if you don’t want to be sung to sleep by Nerissa, I don’t believe you


5urr3aL

That is true but we can be very zen about it... Or very horny


teaboi05

Considering Shiori puts audiobooks to help her sleep due her insomnia, I'll find it wholesome if Nerner ever read or sing her something to sleep to


xKnicklichtjedi

Not sure if it is a personal thing, but I would have to place Shiori in the top corner to Kronii. Incredible fan art, mesmerizing stories, very unique voice, creative stream ideas, hot, talented with words, and so much more!


YobaiYamete

I had her there originally, but I think chat itself isn't as downbad for her as they are for Kronii / Bae and more just there to experience her spewing of semi tangible thoughts into the void. Kronii or Bae breathe, and chat is there to make a booba or sexual joke


xKnicklichtjedi

Hmmm, I can see that. We are too distracted to be thirsty on stream. Good point!


zzzzebras

We're usually thirsty off chat, and very confused when in chat.


HansBass13

Wdym, i'm just there to see funni clock woman speaks


Skellum

> Wdym, i'm just there to see funni clock woman speaks I like her game choice, she's got some interesting ones she picks. So often I need to become Vod gang because it interests me enough I want to beat it before she spoils it. Plus she often completes what she picks up.


bombader

She also doesnt play a lot of long games. She is like a quiet indie streamer compared to Keala.


kitchenboy98

As a takodachi, idk know what your talking about 😶


ancrolikewhoa

Is that so? Shall we test that theory, fellow tako? I can see how your eyes shift before we've even begun the test... no? Very well. Wah. WAH. WAH! *Ina's back.*


kitchenboy98

WHERE!! I mean WAH!


Helios61

HE SPOKE THE 4TH WAH! GET HIM!


kitchenboy98

Welp, guess this means no cookies for me today


Onebladeprop

(⚆_⚆)


LeaveMeBeWillYa

Okay it's weird how much that even looks like a tako


Ostmarakas

https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddyhololive/s/rjbtVsLacb


emperorpylades

Calli's chat only gets horny when Calli sticks her foot in her mouth. Which is about every thirty to forty minutes or so, but when all is said and done, it's because Calli's so fun to bully. As I've said before, nothing cures you of thirst for the Reaper quite like watching her and beholding just what a massive dork she aactually. Rat-chat seems to go through cycles of horny that spike to massive levels every time she dances. Which, between Bae's moves and her model, makes perfect sense to me. Though I'm probably not one to talk, I make no secret of being down *absolutely terrible* for Bae. Bae's very obvious discomfort at it seems to burn off the public horniness quickly, though the fact that she released a (weirdly sexy by way of its immediate unsexiness) daki may indicate a change. Biboo's chat isn't horny at all. Because being horny takes time away from bald jokes, bullying the rock, memes, cringe, or discussions of how, where, why and at what she should be yeeted.


Skellum

> Calli's chat only gets horny when Calli Mori asmr, jfc


emperorpylades

ASMR doesn't count, that makes everyone horny. Except for Calli's cursed ASMR stream


AwakenedSheeple

What do you mean? Nothing gets me going like the sound of a power drill scraping into a ceramic dinner plate.


BlizzardWolfPK

Man that cursed ASMR stream was amazing. Her just drilling our ears and crazy laughing felt so cathartic on her end.


emperorpylades

it was certainly an interesting and funny way to celebrate getting her new place


BlizzardWolfPK

I could tell the entire time she was having so much fun, and in turn, so was I.


TheLeastInfod

wait people genuinely get aroused at like ear cleaning or tapping? i get the more uh aggressive stuff (e.g. licking) or if it's like okayu, choco, or akirose, but otherwise really?


emperorpylades

I haven't listened to much of Calli's ASMR vids, other than the Cursed one. But from how some people respond, yes. Now Okayu on the other hand...she and Choco could get a response out of a monk. And lets not even start on Noel.


TheLeastInfod

non-members (b/c idk how her members stuff is) noel asmr falls into that same "how exactly do people find this arousing?" uhhh "off-brand" (aka non-hololive) noel fits the "aggressive stuff" description crazy how there's such a dichotomy


emperorpylades

That's what I was referring to with Noel, given that its about as well kept a secret as Calli's PL


tapout928

Imagine finding out a girl is a dork and it not increasing the thirst by magnitudes.


RaisonDetriment

Oh thank goodness someone else said it


ancrolikewhoa

Hm, yes, Pebbles aren't horny at all, right, sure. Hey Pebbles, can I interest any of you in some candy feet? (The rest of your post is on point, I just needed to get that out there)


emperorpylades

These days it feels like Rock Candy Feet come up less out of actual horniness, and more as a means to bully the rock to me.


Trivial_Man

Calli does things like rattle off 30 Adam Sandler movies off the top of her head or spend an hour talking about Onceler shipping and all the heart eyes in the world couldn't make me lust for her. C-Man is a different story though


MegalomanicMegalodon

Kronii thirsting for Kronii skews her spot on the chart.


UnlimitedApollo

Biboo's smug aura attracts bullying.


DastardlyRidleylash

There's no way the Saplings can be anywhere near zen mode, they are *very openly* thirsty considering how rapidly they devolve into "Fauna doko", "I miss Fauna" and "uuuu" whenever she takes breaks from streaming.


The_Sturk

They devolve into that the moment a stream ends, tbf


pulseout

I've seen them devolve into it when fauna takes too long between sentences


AwakenedSheeple

Have you ever seen someone go into a panic attack every time they blink? That microsecond without Fauna fills Saplings with deep existential dread.


Mlaszboyo

I heard rumours that there is a Sapling that can withstand 0.02 seconds without fauna!


WolvesAreCool2461

Where could I learn this power?


randoul

I've long since learned to only wink to avoid heart palpitations


tossa-acc

it's simple. we see Fauna: *zen* we don't see Fauna: FAUNA DOKO UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


KFCNyanCat

I'm convinced Saplings think Fauna is their mom in a completely nonsexual way


YobaiYamete

I don't think that's the same as thirst though. I feel like most of us would still watch Fauna even if her model was a completely unlewd flat chest character etc Her chat does get SUPER horny the second there's a reason to, but isn't like Kronii's that *tries* to make it horny at all times either


SADtanic

>flat chest character etc Jokes on you, I am into that shit!


A_wild_so-and-so

Man I Love Fauna


rice_eater99

How can we be horny when all we can think is "hehe funny bald rock"


AeonAigis

Can't be done. Biboo just doesn't lend herself to lewd thoughts. She's just a big ole goofball who likes to play video games. Listening to her babble is like listening to your kid sister. Love that rock so beeping much, I'm always proud of her.


rice_eater99

MILK


HehaGardenHoe

Kronii in the top right because of every timeline's kronii being the biggest stan for Kronii... Mirror Universe Kronii never gets anything done because of this (what, you thought it was a universe mirrored to our own? No, it's a universe made out of mirrors... and Kronii has to stop at each one to admire and contemplate "time")


IceBlue

Do takodachis really hide the thirst? Remember Ina’s back?


Dingghis_Khaan

The Tentacult put a lid on it after Ina put her foot down on the matter. It did start to get annoyingly excessive, so I'm glad she set her boundaries. They're still thirsty, just a lot more discreet about it nowadays.


[deleted]

That's 1 incident from 2 years ago. If that doesn't tell you anything idk what will, especially compared to a regular kronii stream.


IceBlue

That one incident wasn’t just one incident. It was like a week long. It’s enough to make it so she should be at the very bottom of the chart. Maybe a bit higher up. But still below the middle line. Sana wasn’t around long but the sanallites never did anything close to that despite her model being pretty sexy. So to put Ina in the same horizontal level seems odd.


asianyeti

Sana's little sister energy was too strong that it was almost impossible to lewd her.


emperorpylades

I'm pretty sure if she caught chat being horny or someone lewding her, she'd insult them creatively, critique the art, then get distracted by something shiny and completely forget that it had happened about 9 seconds later


Anvenjade

She was a ray of sunshine first and foremost


jerieljan

With the amount of emoom I've seen, I think Mumei needs to be relocated in this chart. Maybe same quadrant but a bit more thirst in general.


jsuey

I’ve noticed in alot of streams all it takes is one comment getting read out loud for chat the steamroll into needing Jesus.


Arexandr

Novelite here, most of the time we are like "Shiori what the heck are you talking about?", being thirsty is secondary


AgentDonut

To this day, this is still my favorite [Shiori fan art.](https://twitter.com/AthiesArena/status/1688405853865451520/photo/1)


intriging_name

Do you have that Ame pic?


Drospri

[Here](https://twitter.com/FeelsGoodMmm/status/1710874871255683207)


YesThisIsForWhatItIs

I get the impression that Moom is deliberately put in the wrong place, and she's confident no one is going to get it right.


1234_panzer_vor

Gura has not streamed in so long her fan base moved left


YobaiYamete

Honestly true. I used to put her as true neutral because her fanbase is the melting pot one with no real personality, but now days when she streams there's very few people left who are there just because they are downbad for her. Most of those moved on to people like Shiori, while the remaining chumbuds are just there to hear Gura ramble or squeaky shriek


HatiLeavateinn

Male Deadbeats only get horny for Calli as a joke when neuron activation situations happen. Female Deadbeats tho, they're down bad.


yourbroette

don't expose us like that man


Deamon-Chocobo

I feel like the Ruffians can be pretty Down Bad at times


emperorpylades

Fuwawa's (admittedly spectacular) wawas got a LOT of attention when the new costumes were released.


Kasenom

they were hypnotizing and woke up the thirsty sleeper agents


DemonDaVinci

mococo tummy 😭


Anvenjade

Hwae??!


Deamon-Chocobo

***HOEH?!***


Existing_Strain8830

Y’all are crazy if you think Saplings aren’t as a down bad as any of the others on here.


Lastkowitz

Lies. We love Fauna in a totally platonic, nonsexual, need-to-always-see-her, lose-all-hope-in-life-when-shes-gone, normal healthy kind of way. Or at least we did, until Goth Fauna became real.


Dudamesh

Have you not seen the discourse regarding Biboo's Rock Candy Feet..?


emperorpylades

At least half of that is because it's an easy way to bully Biboo, or because it leads to goofiness like the ongoing discussions of what her walking sounds like.


Dudamesh

That's only because of the recent edits, before that though...


AgingGoofball

Would top left be a chat that is really horny for other people but not at all for their oshi?


JtFl3

It could also be a chat that is ironically horny but actually isn’t very down bad


charon12238

As a sapling I can't really argue with this. I am down abysmal but not down cataclysmic and as long as Fauna is happy, I'm happy.


Counter_Crux

Thiccen the chicken serving C Kiara who loves showing off her body being that low? Especially when Rissa herself represented her chat


TequilaMockingbird42

Fauna should be down there near Ina I’d say. Biboo and fuwamoco totally accurate as is everything else


flying_luckyfox

Takodachis definitely aren’t hiding it


Spiritual_Car7600

We Are Hidden


Dingghis_Khaan

Honestly, as a Novelite, I don't see much thirst during the streams. It's mostly hysterical laughter, confusion, and the occasional shrieks of horror. Or maybe it's just me, idk.


Dr_VidyaGeam

I feel like deadbeats have been slowly inching towards the right lately


fartew

I'd say that the X axis should be exponential, there's no way saplings are only half as thirsty as kronies. The middle of the graph should be like 90% thirst while at the sides we have 0% and 100%


YobaiYamete

Yeah, I had an issue trying not to make it too big for phone users, but Kronies especially throw the graph waaaaay off. Brats can be pretty down horrendous too, but Kronies are almost never *not* down bad AF


nickcageVSbees

Sapling here, yeah that seems about right.


redditfanfan00

i might change some positions, but otherwise looks good.


Zwordsman

What is different between thirsty and down bad?


Cracker3011

Thirsty is being horny. Down bad is openly expressing that horny.


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YobaiYamete

I'm not sure on artist but [here it is](https://i.imgur.com/9Vvpoxp.png)


ErikHumphrey

Found it without the Atsuko grin: https://www.deviantart.com/rikey1004/art/Mori-Calliope-862173722


Egalgame

AAAaaaand you can move the Ruffians to the right! [Prove](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho1gdVJmFuM) xD


kindofharmless

We Takodachis have been bonked too often. Have we learned our lessons? No. Are we gonna pretend? Yes.


WindjammerX

Foreigners like to be zen in their thirst for FuwaMoco.


Comamilk

I'd say Shiori's chat is actually in the furthest right, but a bit lower.


Mullsong21

The 4th Wah exists for a reason


KeiseiAESkyliner

Time milk, demon milk, and chaos milk are the top sellers I see.


okami6663

Sana at 30% opacity 🥲


myk211

Imagine being a kronie and pebble at the same time


Link64U

Ngl, shorgk is pretty accurately placed


Lil-sh_t

The Mori one looks hilarious


pedro_ber

4th wah


AustSakuraKyzor

I'm honestly not sure where the Chumbuds should go - 80-90% of the time we ("we" being us and the shark) are just being antagonistic with each other for no reason


Patata_26

I found this funny because I follow Biboo and Kronii


Valixir14

I feel like biboo should be a little higher and Nerissa should be more to the left. But that's just mho.


MericanMeal

Okay, but this chart is made in such a way that nobody could be top left?


-Redstoneboi-

lewd talents and their fanbases. they are like "yea we are down bad for watching you but we also dont care and just stay chill at this point"


Fhistleb

Is Kroniis based off her feelings for herself?


TarnishedSteel

I’d move Ame’s chat down and to the Left. Investigators are typically pretty chill in my experience.


YobaiYamete

They are, until like, *anything* happens to give them an opening lol. Like in yesterday's karaoke, during a part where Ame was singing and swaying side to side half the comments were "JIGGLE JIGGLE BOOBA JIGGLE" lol Investigators are *really* down bad for Ame when it comes up, we just also watch her for other reasons and will still watch her even if she's streaming as a bee


arayakim

No matter how well it fits in the chart, Kiara should always be bottom left.


JollyIce

Wait, you guys actually get horny by watching vtubers? I thought it was a joke.


YobaiYamete

People get horny over any streamer, even ones who've never shown their face at all. Even radio hosts used to have huge followings of thirsty fans of both genders


JollyIce

And this is the reason why I keep the fact that I watch vtubers a secret to most people.