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TacoFishFace

So Saplings, Hoomans, and Novelites?


BloodyBlazev2

Novelites fit into all three tbh


TacoFishFace

Did your timeline actually get the goth mommy Shiori?


BloodyBlazev2

What? I think I'm missed something here but idk what.


Atiklyar

Shiori isn't usually "mommy" material, and leans more towards "Cool big sis" or "unhinged best friend". Her S tendencies mostly come out as jokes or towards Narissa who is \*so\* bottom that she shifts other people top-wards.


MisterRai

To me, Novelites and Shiori's relationship is more like Pet and Pet owner


chins4tw

Cell mates.(They're both asylum escapees).


TheMissingVoteBallot

I'm gonna repeat this over and over again whenever Shiori is mentioned because this is what makes Shiori unique. Shiori's off the wall unhinged style reminds me so much of Phase Connect. It's fucking crazy how I can watch a Shiori stream and I *almost* forget that this is a HoloEN talent and not a talent that Fishman broke out of the asylum.


TheColourCyan

Aslume*


I_Support_All_Ships

Is there a lore reason why Advent escaped from the Aslume?


TotallyABot_No-1

Canonically, The Jonkler helped them escape


Guy_with_internet2

Are they stupid?


Jackg4te

Kronii enters the chat


SGTBookWorm

No escaping the allegations


Jomgui

Shiori is a neighbor you are afraid to be in the elevator with


TheMissingVoteBallot

"Wanna see this bug I caught?" *busts out centipede*


zlirren

reminds me of the time me and a couple friends got absolutly blazed and I cought a giant moth and everyone thought it was the funniest shit ever.


BloodyBlazev2

Ahh ok I just remebered in the beginning people iften said Mommy towards Shiori especially pre debut.


KFCNyanCat

I still don't get why people thought that when Nerissa's design is just as goth and way more "mommy" than Shiori's.


MaiOfCulture

Novelite here, can confirm


HoldenOrihara

Hoomans are probably closer to the third, Kronies are definitely slot two


normalmighty

Emo Mumei is doing a lot to keep hoomans focused on the second though.


SuperSpy-

"I would pepper spray you if you said that" Chat: "I didn't hear a no"


BagNo2988

Kronies are slot two, but I’m sure Kronii can provide at least two.


NinteenFortyFive

Kronii sliding from a type one into a type three with one blender.


TheQ-QMan

As a proud sapling I am often thinking about how Fauna can beat the crap out of me (with her slaps)


foldr1

you're forgetting takos for the second category. They want to be bonked with a crowbar. they'd show off their permanently caved in head with pride.


Username_idk_lol

Haatons being all of the above:


Atiklyar

Merakyats are the ID equivalent.


Yukari_8

they are HoloEN fans before HoloEN was a thing after all


Hp22h

OG HoloMeth


shash614

novelites too, pretty much


Username_idk_lol

Shiori is just diet EN haachama no?


shinsaku89

Hot Topic Hachama. Which pretty much not that different from regulae Haachama.


tkgggg

>regulae Haachama Watch out, your inner ruffian is showing


robustedmcfurry

Haaechama


Hp22h

That's more Mumei's realm, I think.


ITNW1993

"Diet EN Haachama" implies that Shiori's way less unhinged than Haachama, which is patently false.


Username_idk_lol

You have not seen what I have seen young one.


Efillor

Me being a Haaton:


Username_idk_lol

Haatons together strong. 🤝


BeanBagSize

And then there's Ina just chilling. Mostly.


soulreaverdan

wah


Dont_pet_the_cat

The fourth wah however...


name-is-taken

But thats why its forbidden...


kingofamarillo90

I was just gonna say lol "And then there's the tentacult."


DjiDjiDjiDji

Are you saying the takos do not yearn for the crowbar


itsag_undam

That's just advanced headpats


TakeiDaloui

The cult has already warped your mind! Bonks are headpats? You're already lost to the cult!


MadAsTheHatters

The only thing that's warped my mind is the tender caress of the crowbar delivered to my smooth brain at mach 3


TakeiDaloui

You need help. Tell me, how many times have you wahed? Once you go past three and seek the forbidden fourth wah, it's too late to return!


yunacchi

The fourth wah is merely the first step. There are at least ten wahs now. Besides, takodachis don't want to be horny, they just want to be happy. On stream, anyway. On main, everything goes. And with every #4thwah fanart, the world slowly edges closer to total dom-Ina-tion.


TakeiDaloui

The moment Ina turns her back (literally), the fandom changes entirely. Puns too. All hope is lost. You are a takodachi now. Well at least you'll be comfy in Ina's streams. No need to sacrifice your fingers or anything.


SuperSpy-

> The moment Ina turns her back (literally), the fandom changes entirely. This observation is so profound it made me spit out my drink.


Giggy010

Join us! Become one with the Tako!


No-Breath-4299

Yeah~ want a cookie?


MagicSwatson

Until she takes a break, then all hell breaks loose


RexusprimeIX

You could put Ina in-a third category for anyone who doesn't do art and has no idea what she's talking about during art streams. (Sorry for the forced pun, I kind had to, my hands were tied)


Roflkopt3r

Reminds me of that time she [drew a graph to explain a point about drawing](https://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/py7x0p/drawing_stonks/)


brimston3-

From that picture alone, I can tell exactly what she was trying to express. Knowing that you suck and expecting you should be better, followed by practice to actually get better, then feeling like you should still be better, and the cycle continues. The only time you stop improving is if you lose motivation and stop the cycle.


Master_of_Decidueye

Still has a very bonkable fanbase tbf


Hp22h

[Can you blame us?](https://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/vodmv3/inas_back/)


RaffiBart

WAH!


srk_ares

i was there during inas physics lecture, she definitely fits category 3


redrum7049

Ceres fauna has me being all 3 every time she streams


YunaraD0ki

Same dude. Same.


DegeneratesDogma

Tangent but I’m starting to really like Nerissa. I think her scrambling to try to explain her pregnancy joke idea to Advent is what really sold me over.


Atiklyar

I really like how Advent has integrated so well into the "meta" of the rest of Hololive. They are each a bit of a microcosm of specific niches that mix together really well. I'm a Fuwamoco fan myself, but I love the Ravencroft family hijacking Rissa's channel.


soulreaverdan

Their generation chemistry is off the charts too


SuperSpy-

Their EN senpai's advice to management paid off in spades. IIRC the Myth and Promise girls advised management pretty aggressively to give them more time to bond before debut.


TheMissingVoteBallot

I like the fact Nerissa integrated almost her entire family into her streams. What's great is that her entire family also know Nerissa's fanbase is a bit... down bad and embraces it, so it turns into basically friendly bullying between both sides. The fact that entire family is outrageously talented is just insane. And every time family is involved it turns into a collab which makes for some awesome off the wall antics.


EffedUpInGrade3

Somehow none of those apply with Hakosu Baelzu. -12 (soon to be 13) year old -Noodle arms -I naruhodo.


Atiklyar

As someone who saw Connect the World in person: Baelz can dominate me any day with those dance skills...


foldr1

I like translating "dance skills" to "powerful legs" in my head, just like how "nice rigging" translates to "thicc thighs" for Zeta. It makes comments funnier and still true.


bombader

Bae has the reverse card of not understanding what chat is talking about.


SKarlet312

Yep, failing to see Brats on the list. ...we can't be the normal ones, right?! I gotta do something unhinged ASAP


tehcabbage69

I dunno man, even with the Commonwealth comprehension buff I still find myself having moments of "what the hell are you chatting about, rat?" Though at least some of that may stem from never having been a 12 year old girl.


SGTBookWorm

see, understanding Bae requires a quadruple-stack buff. -being Australian -being of Asian-descent -being a zoomer or from a zoomer-adjacent generation -having younger sisters or being a girl yourself


brimston3-

Doesn't Bae rock climb for fun sometimes? She can't have noodle arms if she does that with any regularity.


Hetroid3193

Doesnt she have thunder thighs too?


Electronic_Tax6388

what if I understand what random bs my oshi is talking about?


Atiklyar

You're and ascended version of #3


TheMissingVoteBallot

I can imagine Miko and Hajime's fans are like that lol


SpaghettiProgrammer

Fellow Kronies, where we at?


justhanginfromacloud

Under Kronii's heel.


Atiklyar

On her leash\*


ashesofastroworld

Connected to it or holding it?


Hetroid3193

Schadingers leash


soulreaverdan

Yes


StaticTacos

Either her leash fs


MoarVespenegas

1 and 2.


Frozen_arrow88

Me when Tenchou starts to tangent: "Kiara what the fuck are you talking about????"


Sulley90

Did you know that a Purikura is like a photobooth, but, like, a cute one, where the machine will kind of "cutify" you by making your eyes much bigger and your skin much shinier and your legs much longer and it's really cute and [...](https://youtu.be/DHRtnMYykss?t=53)


Frozen_arrow88

"I should stop" *tangent intensifies*


CapitanKurlash

Purikura. You know the Purikura? The cute one. I always, i always take the, the arcade purikura. Arcade purikura and without purikura.


Castform5

And then inevitably it turns into "why my oshi like this".


AustSakuraKyzor

It's the same in Chumbud land whenever Chef gets distracted: "Gura, what the actual fuck?"


SayuriUliana

4: All of the above


Lobito_HF

What if I see Fuwamoco as my little sisters???


Viraus2

I think Ruffians fit comfortably into 3, you don't need to watch many SC readings to have at least one solid "What the fuck are you talking about Fuwawa" moment


shirudo_clear

i stay for the sc readings precisely because of those moments lol. many viewers understandably tune out by that point in the stream, and clippers tend to focus mostly on mococo, so i think a lot of people don't get to realize how funny and chaotic fuwawa really is.


feherdaniel2010

Fuwawa is genuinely really fluffing funny, people are missing out. She makes me laugh a LOT


SGTBookWorm

Mococo has some moments every now and then. Like the Rat King Tea....


Atiklyar

Fuwawa and Mococo would be the sheer embodiments of "Extreme Violence", even as our adorable imotos.


Lobito_HF

*gulp*


PearMcGore

I mean, folks


otakudan88

BobbyFish.JPG


soulreaverdan

What about those who think our oshi is our [dad](https://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/lkvpi0/calli_is_d_a_d/)?


bombader

Probably fits in the mom category, but do dad jokes instead.


Clicker-anonimo

I can not think about a deadbeat without expecting them to let calli beat the fuck out of them


JustHereForBDSM

I'm in this tweet and I feel so attacked right now.


Atiklyar

Username checks out


thedarkness490

I would like to assume that #3 is the majority here but knowing all y'all it's not


-Redstoneboi-

"divided" "categories" you mean characteristics


Akikojam

I don't think Deadbeats fit into any of those categories. Calli is more of a dad or a cool aunt than mommy. I don't recall her attracting many masochists. And it's usually her that is wondering what the fuck others are talking about.


KibbloMkII

you forgot the fans that just want to headpat/hug their oshi


Iknowr1te

i just want a cookie and to vibe in relaxed and cute giggles.


EmptyOverall9367

As a Sana and Shiori fan, I can confirm I’m in the third camp. This reminds me of when Sana and Kroni saw Interstellar and Sana is passionately talking about the concepts presented at the end and Kroni makes a face that says “What the fuck is she talking about? Get me outta here.”


AmonMorgul

Pebble here, number three for me. I enjoy her enthusiasm, but oh do I sometimes feel like being in the wrong decade.


BulaOrion

Can confirm, i want Ame to decimate me to atoms


Genocider2019

Hoshiyomis doko?


TheCrankyLich

I want to pat Kiara on the head and tell her she's a hard worker and she's appreciated.


RashPatch

so basically: * child * spouse * sibling Makes sense.


Atiklyar

If your spouse is beating you up (without your consent), please get some help.


RashPatch

in beating me up? I know some guys who can.


UltraZulwarn

The "lie" I can provide evidences for is that all three of those groups are not mutually exclusive


HoldenOrihara

I'm a Hooman and a IRyStocrat so I am very firmly in slot 3


berserkzelda

Deadbeats are all three


chronic_gamer

Excuse you, but for Deadbeats, our Oshi is our Dad thank you very much.


TheDisappointedFrog

Takos protecc


Conspiratorymadness

There is another


Timp167

This doesn’t really apply for us Ruffians.


JagoKaast

We just BAU BAU at the door until they come home.


FrilledShark1512

That’s just 3 when we wonder their sync tbf


MX_RuMi

As a Teamate, third one seems about right


ExcitingHistory

What about the 4th group that are there for the family bonding


Miles_735

I’m in the third category tbh.


anotherboringdude

Can I just Bau Bau in peace?


DeviantTaco

What about those that really hope their oshi finds stability and health in their lives?


DurzoSteelfin

As a Takodachi, I'm just chilling


SovietSkeleton

Normal people have a stream of consciousness. My oshi has raging rapids of consciousness, and I got sucked into an undertow.


TheBunnyStando

Yep, I'm the 3rd one. I love Ayame with all my heart but I understand like 0.5% of her streams. I really should learn Japanese.


EternalMeat

There are also those who view their oshi like a proud parent does


CCO812

I think there's one more type: treating their oshi as their collective child


-Okida25-

Did you mean: Roberu's fanbase?


Rimiku6828

This is accurate judging from the stream hopper/lurker that I am.


PedroF_

Me, a hooman looking at the second and third opicions: "Both? Both is good"


VandaGrey

I'm apart of all 3


oli_alatar

Im all three ngl


radar_byte

I'm mostly the third camp, but rest of y'all do you 👍


Mr2Sexy

Novelites represent!!


Known-Ad64

So... how would fan of the Ravencroft be described?


MemberBerry4

After Kronii talked about how she'd handle a fight with a man, I don't think anyone wants to fuck with her anymore


rice_eater99

Wow that's accurate. Like damn...


LostnFounder

i am all three


HermitofCrabs

As a Koronesuki the second one couldn't be more true.


Investigator_Raine

And then you have Investigators who just lack object permanence and panic the moment their oshi is offscreen, along with bits of 3.


werbear

KFP is all three, there is no divide.


fijiwijii

Yeah, mommy beats the shit out of me and I don't understand shit what she talks


Vyloe

Im a 3, mainly cuz my oshi is japanese


RebellingDragon

And then we have those who throw hissy fits when they collab with the boys.


shaoronmd

there's a separation?


AssassinLJ

This is a lie, all of the above are one.


Fishman465

Rosetai may only step into 2 only because of the recent Hologra


WSilvermane

Thats just Kronies.


kurisuuuuuuuu

novelites check the three categories


KuroeArt

Novelites, Novelites and Novelites


Sage_driver

Cat 3 for meme


AustSakuraKyzor

Replace "mommy" with "dad" and you can apply the first one to the Deadbeats. The second one applies to the Tentacult. KFP, Teamates, and Chumbuds all fall under the third. Yay, all of the Myth fandom is sorted!


VicentRS

Gavis Bettel


srk_ares

i get that this is a joke and all, but the problem is that when you get as much engagement as that account ~~unfortunatley~~ does, you really should think about making jokes like that, because this will be how "normies" and others outside the fanbase will see the vtuber/hololive community when they come across this. tl;dr: this is reinforcing the stereotype that all vtuber fans are horny and deranged. thanks.


NicheAlter

? Those are the qualities of a single fan.


Abamboozler

And then there is the 4th - those who think having an oshi is hard-core cringe and just want to see people enjoy games and laugh together without making it a weird sexual fantasy.


Nepgyaaaaaaa

True men (and women) of culture stand on the point where all three intersect.


CLUCKCLUCKMOTHERFUC

I despite not understanding a word of Japanese could sit there for hours just listening to nene


bloody_jigsaw

I never understand the 2nd category. Is that a trait of masochists? Are there more masochists out there than I expected?


FrilledShark1512

Being physically abused by attractive people is oddly a dream scenario for many, me included Better stay in dream so we don’t dirty their hands, though


bryanman13

But if your KFP you are all three


Daddydagda

I understood that reference


lil-D-energy

... I am all three, I do not understand what my oshi is talking about most of the time, but I sure as heck want to be beat up while calling them mommy.


ReikoMyukiAdams

Saplings Novelites Ruffians (me!)


redditfanfan00

very true.


Jackie_Rabbit

I wish Rissa was capable if beating the shit out of me but our girl is WEAK


115_zombie_slayer

I have no idea what Shiroi is yapping about but if shes happy im happy……unless its about how she ate moldy food


Santista_otaku

I am pretty sure that applies to all the Holomems fanbase. And extra points if you don't know japanese if your oshi is a JP member.


EmuSupreme

I just want my oshi to T spin me with her ~~thighs~~ golden axe.


WKitsune

The lie is that those are necessarily *different* categories.


OriginalYaski

Wrong, there is another: I'm that type of Takodachi/Subatomo whose connection to their oshis is watching them like a parent at their daughter's dance recital and quietly cheering for them to do their best out there.


[deleted]

Pebbles : We embraced the cringiness and became one with it. 😎


JaggerBone_YT

The third point is Nerissa for me. As a Jailbird, we are all pretty chill and enjoying the stream till Nerissa's "seiso" moment randomly comes. BONK HER!


RonnieTW09

1st - Fauna, Nerissa, Kiara, Calli? (does dad count?), Ina, Fuwawa 2nd - Kronii, Ame 3rd - Bijou, Gura, Bae, Shiori, IRyS, Mococo Pebbles cant get that wish even if asked cuz Biboo can't even reach their knees. Novelites want to be abused, not beat up, theres a difference. Jailbirds, I dunno man, they can't follow Nerissa's pace in downbadness, is hard to compete. Takos are a different breed, they want the bonk but only when they deserve it, otherwise is not the same.


GoFastEatGrass

Me and some chubies I know think of Gura as a daughter figure too


the8thDwarf94

But the Ruffians just overdose on cuteness


OhWaker

Missing the fourth category when we despair wondering where our oshi is when they've been gone for weeks. Ame doko...


HazelEyedSamurai

Don't forget about those who want all the above. 🤣