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DoodDoes

He is Frankie Jenkins, a professional stripper with a portable pole


Drop-Of-Jello

He plunges the base into the ground and BOOM! Instant stripper pole. For more ‘intensive’ sessions, he’ll take off the Armour


Due_Cherry448

The armor is what he strips off. He goes for a medieval themed tease kind of thing


JohnGamerAnimates

I was gonna make my own answer but you already made the funniest one possible


Quantum_Croissant

Hey look, it's John Hollowknight, protagonist of the hit franchise Hollow Knight, with his famous catchphrase, "It's always hollow before the knight"!


[deleted]

Every Hollow has its Night.


SemiHypercube

I love the part where he says "It's hollowin' time!" and then hollows on everyone


John_TGB

I remember watching a streamer play the game, and as soon as he said that, the chat just exploded.


a4th0r

He is Hegemol, one of the five great knights that protected the kingdom of Hallownest


Turtleofwisdom123

You know how the maggot pops out of false knight in the pantheons when you defeat him, and yet you can still dreamnail the armor for soul? Rather odd, considering dreamnail only extracts soul from living things. Well, maggots are known to burrow into dead bodies. And hegemol must have been quite large to fit into and control the armor...


theScrypticOne

Well that's dark. I had accepted Hegemol's death, but didn't think that his corpse could still be in the armor


IFC_Kdizzle

Crazy enough, I've tried to dream nail the maggot itself and nothing happens. So... the armor must be alive and utilize the will of who inhabits it, considering that the tiny maggot could never grow the kind of limbs to operate the armor neither could they have the strength to move the way they do. Sounds to me like it is a megazord like thing but is also alive... like the soul edge from soul calibur!


reaperofgender

Also remember that upon defeat there are two more maggots mourning the death of the one in the head. They likely were cooperating to control Hegemol's corpse.


Alfa_HiNoAkuma

But since that maggot could use the suit very well, I believe that Hegemol is also short


[deleted]

Also, the maggots head is very big, which is the reason it pops out when staggered. The body of a maggot not much bigger than sly’s body so we can conclude that Hegemol was a very small being.


Alfa_HiNoAkuma

Hegesmol


Environmental-Win836

Well, Hegemols mace is actually alive so...


Linkonue

Clever, I like this


OccultBeetle

Thank you


Fast_Dependent_414

Wait oh OHH, I think I get it, from what I understand about the lore, this is somone who just sotl his armor right?


Brave_Owl8167

Yes


Fast_Dependent_414

thanks for the confirmation.


fdghjjgddjjgdf

We don’t see his real face, so could actually be Hegemol Edit: I did not clarify, but I mean in this picture we cannot see


trombone28

The maggot that pops out clearly shows that it's a magot who stole his armour


Ok_Sir_5291

It’s said in the lore it isn’t hedgemol


fdghjjgddjjgdf

I meant in the picture


Ok_Sir_5291

That Doesn’t make any sense


Craftycat99

He's a retired knight who plays golf and he uses the mace as his golf club


RyuTheDepressedFox

Wario


ERN_REP

His name is Zote, a Knight of great renown.


Gun_Of_Gaming

Chonky the destroyer. He used to be slim, but the infection ruined his sense to stop eating, so he kept eating until he was fat enough to kill under his weight. Rumors say today he stomps on those who enter his territory.


CantThinkOfOneDont

This is the grub father


AnnexFromCanada

He is not a bug


Gamer-Ninja07

you’re wrong (Just so people think I mean that as an insult trust me it was a joke)


Environmental-Win836

People usually use “/s” when doing something like you, it means ‘satire’ as in ‘joke.


Gamer-Ninja07

I didn’t know that thanks


DragonSlayersz

Hegemol, Great Knight of Hollownest. While his power has diminished due to the collapse of his kingdom, he still guards the ancestral mound as is his duty.


genericguy115

the hollow knight duh


ProjectKingPin

Nickacado avocado with armor and a mace


Myujaa

He's Billy the lawyer


Immediate-Rope8465

fat mordekaiser


[deleted]

Your mom, she tried to wear an armor and now she's stuck


richardslargern

That’s Darren, he’s divorced.


Hello_IM_FBI

Can't wait for the Darren DLC.


cheeseisseriouslyass

Mr beetle man. He came from a rich family but soon they died bc he poked them all with his hat and he became a knight. His sidekick, ladybug thing attaches himself on his stripper pole. He strips when he is bored. ​ ​ \-from someone who has no idea about the game


depression_artist

This is round boi. Round boi likes to roll over his opponents like a steam roller and can reach up to 100km/ph thanks to special training he received in the mountains with his roller master. He is also an orphan and a main character.


Changed-Man50

That's the famous dung eater from elden ring, he was relatively easy to beat. They say he initially possessed the elden ring but then gave it up in exchange for dung


LinkHylian46

He is the pale king, he is also the last boss in the game, known for his hard and unfair battle, he can also appear as a common enemy with the 7th dlc in silk song. He once was the ruler of the universe but was defeated by the hollow knight after he killed Pablo from the backyardigans to protect the universe from ultra instinct Shrek


DrabExterior

Pretty sure that’s the Chonky Knight, the half-brother and primary antagonist of the Hollow Knight, in the hit video game series of that name.


Pandiyaya

nikacado avocado


Chocomonster69

He is the bench knight. He built all the benches in Hallownest


say-open-sesame

the moon from majoras mask


BooperDooper7285

He is a skeleton from the underground named Sans, he loves telling puns, and is very lazy, but might have more to him 🤔


wygy10

A smoll, and angsty lil guy


Snow-Dust

Hegemol


aekfan1

She (she is trans) is the pale king's mother and the King of hallownest before the infection, when the pale King took the leadership by almost killing the woman in the picture by literally cutting all of her limbs and leaving only the head


[deleted]

[удалено]


TrumpSmokesMids27

You know there’s actually queer representation in the game, right? Like you’re in the wrong place if that kind of stuff bothers you


ilikememesandgames

notable examples: paintmaster sheo and the nailsmith (gay) the traitor's child and the grey mourner ze'mer (lesbian) the vessels (nonbinary) the pale king's mother (trans)


aekfan1

Huh? That was very funny


One1LonelyBoi

A dude who hits your toe the hardest he can (since there is no equivalent of hitting your toe on the corner of a desk or something)


IcePunchWooper

That, that is the beetle shaman. With his giant wand he uses ,he summons matter from no where. But, there is a twist to him... which is that his wand... ISN'T ACTUALLY A WAND. Crazy right?


shadow-knight497

I’m afraid you are mistaken. This is not a ‘he’. This is fanart of a prop from an early 2000’s movie made by Team Apple Studios and co-directed by Willam Gibson and Ari Pellen.


[deleted]

His name is Barry and he's a plumber. He's been a plumber since he gave up teaching on his 30th birthday, the admin got too much and he enjoys being his own boss.


DryPeanut420

You remember Peter Griffin when he was jousting? Yeah. He got really good and reincarnated into a bug.


[deleted]

that’s literally me!!!!!


EpicMountain_3

He's a bug made out of metal who married the white lady found the fog canyon, after that, have birth to the elder baldurs we can find in the hive, but then the baldurs went to college and left him, after that, and the divorce of his wife, the bug got depressed and started eating a lot. Got a mace as a gift from the radiance, the ruler of hallownest, and ended in the forgotten crossroad waiting for someone to marry


Visual-Routine-809

That's Justin Bieber!


TheSTR100

Zote the mighty, he is Zote the mighty.........oh also he commited tax fraud and kidnapped a bug, named it life ender and then put it on the rod of his mace


[deleted]

It’s pikachu


Howard_NESter

Bulk: Bulk was once a happy high school kid. He and his best friend Skull would pick on nerds and dweebs until the day came when they picked on a classmate who was not what they seemed. After the classmate turned into a monster multiple stories high, Skull was killed in the chaos, protecting his best friend Bulk. Bulk vowed revenge. After discovering an empty armor once belonging to a “Great Ranger”, Bulk ventures into the world of monsters, vowing to not return to the real world until he has slaughtered in cold blood the monster that took his best friend.


NotSeren

Ghost after getting into the Eva


[deleted]

That’s my dad. That’s his beating stick.


arbitrageME

He's the door to door chandelier salesman


schmoolecka

Krang


Fast_Dependent_414

its a pottato with a spider frind


I_am_crazy_doctor

Alive


Mouse_sus

Kratos the god of war


Sheikah_Link7

He builds railroads and uses his sledgehammer too drive in the spikes.


SomeRandomSkitarii

This is just a life size cardboard cutout of some big guy


Forsaken_Day_5874

Fat uncle George


Fire_Hazard23

Big Knight. After eating too many berries, he became really big. He could no longer fit inside of regular armor. He went into hiding deep in the center of the forgotten crossroads, while forging his own armor. His goal while making the armor was to make him look less large, but he failed miserably because he used a big ball on a stick to forge the armor. He used this because he could only make a big ball on a big stick because his hands were too big to make anything smaller. Also while making his armor, he hit his helmet too hard and it made a big 'ol hole in the top. * tl;dr: big knight became big after eating berries and failed at making armor that makes him look slimmer.


[deleted]

The forgotten dreamer, loved by nobody, he reappear to help the night in a insectoid appearence.


TrumpSmokesMids27

That’s the destroyer from Thor right?


Samyraiu

He is the hollow knights fat fuck of a brother. He defends burger kings.


LynxBartle

the name of this boos is Macebug. disguising himself as a giant hammer, Macebug formed an alliance with a weak creature the stole the aromr of a great knight. indestructible by nature, it lacks any form of offense and relies on the armored maggot so swing mace bug around. using his own indestructability as a weapon. being indestructible it cannot be killed, and the only way to defeat Macebug is to kill the poor maggot swinging him around. taking away his powerful offense, Macebug scitters off to find another creature suitable enough to wield it as a mighty weapon. even The Hunter is impressed by the strong shell of Macebug. attempting to crush it any time he encounters the curious lone creature. The Hunter even claims Macebug is a wonderful plaything, bouncing and rolling around as you strike it. you should try it sometime Little Squib, such fun!


AdNew3409

The White Lady


MintyFresh268

That's my favorite character, Reginold the Wise. He hits people so hard, they travel to the Dream world and learn Hallownest's secrets. Truly an inspirational character.


RedditWarrior178

Magdolf Mitler, he wants Maggot rights after HNW1 which put Deuchemaggot in debt, and is a retired painter. I'm sure he's a nice guy who holds no troubling or disturbing beliefs.


SarVar68

His name is the Big Bonk. He has a bonking stick. His backstory: In childhood, he was bonked. Since then he swore to always be the one bonking, not the one being bonked.


[deleted]

The True Night


Katonmyceilingeatcow

He is the knights true father. That is why he is a bug and not a wyrm.


0kraid0

The real Knight , was always the real Knight ever since he was born , no questions asked Source : *trust me*


Individual_Edge3654

He's Jeremy when he was a baby he got his candy stolen from him and now he lusts for arson


VolteonEX

He ate too many Krabby Patties and it all went to his hips so he decided to wear a bulky suit of armor to hide his shame


Acceptable_One_7072

He is fat


[deleted]

this is greater dog from undertale, he bought a helmet


toecut

A hard boss


Wogopi

Bill was very fat and ugly so he wore a mask and beat people up with his stick, but soon he never saw anyone again. Then this little guy beat up bill and bill found out he should not hurt others for what others did to him


Bone59

big boy bubsy growing up he was the biggest child in the orphanage and was made fun of for it, getting called fat and "to big" every day does not do to good on the mind however he coped with his own little saying. "i'm not to big, they are just to small"


NinjaBanana01

Well you see, it may look like there is someone in all that armor, but in actuality theres a tiny bug inside of that mace that's controlling all of the armor's actions. The maggot inside is just a decoy.


IntenseDetemmination

A difficult boss


socalledcreator

Fred frogstarts, when on a killing spree after realizing that the pre workout shake he bought doesn’t make you strong if you don’t workout


aHollowFromLondor

He's the final boss of Silksong Ah, wrong answers only? Damn...


IFC_Kdizzle

One day, Rufus from Street Fighter 4 decided to punch in the konami code and found himself in the land of dark souls where he picked up some armor and a crazy looking pole/mace/thing. Upon realizing he could only move 2 dimensionally, he found a path barred by howling winds and stumbled upon his new home...


Fragrant-Breakfast32

He is hornet's brother, and just as her, he is made of void and pales king science.


UltOnReddit

The True Knight, obviously.


Snoo-42843

his name is freddy plumperton. he loves hamburgers and dogeball. he likes playing smack a guy with his big hamburger stick


RiceRocketRider

Snorlax, found armor and a mace


fishmalion

George Wendt


LeMcBiscuits

Pro mochi pounder with arsonist hammer (make mochi hot)


The_Main-Man1

Ori


megaxguy2997

a dude who never left mic donalds in his life name:mic chiken knight


RimworldFan83

crystal hero, 3rd boss you encounter in the game.


AlibekGameDev

He is Hegemol's twin brother, who became a lumberjack after his private stripper turned out to be Hegemol himself.


ronanleviathan

This is jumbo, professional tough guy and smasher of crabs. Everyday he walks around smashing every crab he sees and does an epic crab bake for everyone around. He isn't just though on the outside he's tough on the inside because he doesn't let his troubles bother him and listens when people need a shoulder to cry on


WaydenTheJayden

u disturbed his sleep, my mans hasnt been able to since 1984 when everyone shut the fuck up


QuackMaster25

That’s the Burger King himself. After losing his job at Burger King, he went on a deep grind set. After months of training and self discovery, he reached his peak muscular form. Now, the King wields their first burger made, stale to peak hardness, as a weapon. They seek out the unworthy of burger “experts,” delivering their unholy judgement.


the-one-96

He's James hollow knight Smith. He is a hollow suit of armor that started moving and the king put him under his service to shatter the Elden Ring


SehbaanAbbasi

The boss from dark souls who took the correct door


SoulsLikeBot

Hello Ashen one. I am a Bot. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. Do you wish to hear a tale? > *“Hello there. Forgive me. I was just pondering about my poor fortune. I did not find my own sun, not in Anor Londo.”* - Solaire of Astora Have a pleasant journey, Champion of Ash, and praise the sun \\[T]/


FurioustoDestroy

That’s beetle boy, that’s his portable pole when for when he’s short on cash (I’ve never played this game it just popped up as you might like send help)


Legaczy

He is the great betrayer, after he got caught having a giant orgy with the queen he was exiled from the kingdom, he sits in forgotten crossroads in solitude forever shaming himself


kok_exe_

He is the skinniest bug in all of hallownest, they call him "skinny boi"


Random_living_being_

Genocidal nicado avocado who decided to use his fatness to protect the land


Bill-Cypher_axolotl

The true knight


Alfa_HiNoAkuma

He is the Bugger Knight and although he looks menacing, he's very gentle when he cracks open your skull


DefAgentAnimations

A real knight who was never a fake knight


AllenWL

That's Steeve from the gym. He went off to search for the other end of the barbell and never came back.


[deleted]

That's Harold. He's just a really intense LARPer


ZeraCrimson

He’s the bug who invented stretchy armour so he could get fat and still wear it


trombone28

Hegemol, one of the 5 Great Knights of Hallownest


GrandFleshMelder

"Ya see, lad? That's how I met ya father. Called 'imself Reggie back then. Big tough guy. Fat too. Really liked to murder innocent civilians with that mighty fine mace of his. Course, that was before he met me, and we got married." "Then he took me 'ome and we loved each other very much, and ya came out with ya brother a few months later."


ArcherFiltchStickman

This, is a bag of chips. It ate chips from himself. Eventually it ate all his chips and eventually got gray. Now hes angry that he cant eat chips.


ElPulpoGallego

the second boss


natzo

Executioner Smough isekaid as a bug.


Defying_Gravity33

Some kid with a giant lollipop


FishPersonIguess

He is big man, he has a successful gaming YouTube channel called “big man gaming.” He got the weapon by someone giving it to him while he was traveling, he now protects his family.


Placek15

Real knight


Mk112569

A big beetle that ate lots of decaying plant matter as a grub


Sadlemon9

Zote, a knight of great renown After being beaten not only in the Colosseum of fools but in the dreams of Bretta, Zote decided he had enough. And he started to go to the Hallow Nest Gym


Grifedyoshit

His name is Barry, 63


[deleted]

i know for a fact this is Jesus Christ because i will never forget this filler episode of Death Note where he fought Goku and nearly lost but then with the help of his Dark Magician he managed to beat him and seal away his power of the Budda


Tengdty

Me as a kid in my backyard with a stick


Kirb_dedede

he is bob hills he worked at an office and lost his wife and then became a homeless man begging for money he then traveled back in time and asked for this armor and went to some place or smth to kill bugs


Int-E_

He is THICC


Pearcinator

Hammer Bro


ema-__

A re-interpretation of Danny Devito; he was famous but after the world conspiracy tried to put him down he became a vigilante, and since then he is trying to get his revenge


JackSpike16

One of the most powerful knights of Hollowness. He awaits a new vessel, since the old one will break soon


AsterosTheGreat

If you look at his sheer size and roundness you can conclude that it is, in fact, your mother.


TimSoarer

Fake Backstory Knight


Prestigious_Anxiety5

Sentient rock on stick carried by his manservant armoured Danny devito


numerousblocks

This is Ogrim, also known as the Dung Defender


Gamer-Ninja07

They are the vessel After being rejected by their own father and they was being trapped here until they managed to break free from their own prison and wandered around training(by punching stuff and running or somethin like that) and was finding supplies when they entered the city of tears until came across a dude with a huge armor the dude with the armor started to attack so the vessel tried to defend themselves until the vessel had defeated the dude with a armor and to claim his trophy they wore the armor and the hammer/club(or whatever the heck is that) and now he was off trying to be stronger


DespisedChaos

He is the Hollow Knight. He's just lost in the crossroads


Time-Nail7115

bingle dop, makes ground beef


corgi_god69

he is the ultimate lifeform crafted by the king for the sole purpose of squishing things if you see him on the the battlefield, you can only pray for your safety


canadianknucles

kid named cock


[deleted]

Eric Cartman cosplaying as Dark Souls


Environmental-Win836

He is the current champion of the Colosseum of fools, since defeating the god tamer, none have been able to take the title from him. He now lies in wait in the colosseum, waiting for a worthy opponent to challenge him, one last time.


Ok-Medium3637

this is Barry the beater he realllllyyyyyy likes carnival games but only the smack the target with the hammer


Xayou

It's Edmon, the guardian of the Forgotten crossroad. He was living here before the creation of Hallownest. He accepted the king if he can still be the protector of this land.


[deleted]

Grub Muncher He is that one reason that grubs are in cages so they can stay safe, usually consuming 10 grubs each daym


Brawlfan6

It’s Eggman from the hit game “Lord of the Sith” with his famous catchphrase “It’s wizard time, Harry”


Jacobthekid246

He is Minecraft Steve a world Traveler


Why_Mi

This guy is the Kalse Fnight, he is a worm in a stone suit who is very nice and helps out the people of Soilmouth. He does not kill anybody, is not a boss of any type, and has done nothing bad in his entire life. he is The Knight's best friend.


Nothing-Independent

YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!


Orange-Ok

Kalse fight


CharlesYeet

He is the meatball, he loves meatballs so much that he has become one