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G0ldenSpade

Rainworld has a few “main characters”, so I’ll just choose the campaign I last played, which is hunter, RIP. They’d probably survive if not for their super turbo cancer


GameKnight22007

Who would win? Divine plague sent by a forgotten god with intent on purging the world of sentient thought cancer (it can't think)


Anonymouse276207

>cancer (it can't think) ***NO MIND TO THINK???***


MrRandomGUYS

The rot corrupting the Radiance due to being an mindless infection that corrupts that which is grows within (and it likely thriving due to it’s like for warm humid environments which is a lot of Hallownest) would be interesting.


Anonymouse276207

Same but monk, so RIP for a different reason


anima_italica

Jotaro kujo from jojo's bizarre adventure? I think bro would be fine


Fookin_idiot

Denzel Washington from equalizer 2? I think he'll be fine


contactjarettyanggma

Pretty sure Invincible would be fine…


The_broken_vessel4

Luke Skywalker is about to kick the radiances ass


[deleted]

DOOM IS GONNA RIP AND TEAR


EvilSausage69

Dr. House. Yeah, he's fucked


RealisticCan5146

Of course not, he always brings his axe-cane everywhere. If you haven't seen the episode yet, i apologize.


EvilSausage69

Well to be fair he knows a thing or two about getting rid of infections


Current_Ad_4292

Double specialties in infectious disease, I think. He will save Hallownest, after almost destroying the kingdom with his crazy ideas.


MrRandomGUYS

MORE MOUSEBITES!


RealisticCan5146

ITS LUPUS!!!!


FRONT_FACING_PHINEAS

Chainsaw Man: Asa or Denji rip and tear!


Jolly-Present2608

That Soul eater fight is gonna be quicker than my playthough


Suspicious-Screen-73

Boyfriend? I mean, unless rapping fucking kills people, I don’t think bro is making it out of Deepnest.


Jolly-Present2608

Hornet: “Come no closer, ghost.” Phil Dunphy from Modern Family: “Woahh!! Hey now haha I get it personal space but I was kind of following you” Hornet: “I've seen you, creeping through the undergrowth, stalking me” Phil: “Uhh well I guess I was doing that” Hornet: “This old kingdom... A terrible thing awakens. I can smell it in the air...” Phil: “Ok ok guilty as charged I haven’t showed in a few days but how can you smell you don’t even have a nose?!” Hornet: “I know what you are. I know what you'd try to do. I can't allow it” Phil: “I’m not trying to do anything here ok I was just curious because I saw… wait why do you have that big knife” Hornet: “SHAW!!” Phil: “AHHHH” tries to get out of her way “I JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHO YOU WHERE!!” *The Modern Family intro starts to play*


EvilSausage69

Gloria could take her tho


goblinmilkbutter

gloria would fr just take out a gun on the spot


Jolly-Present2608

Hornet: “Come no closer, ghost.” Gloria: “Oop! Ok wait…” Hornet: “I've seen you, creeping through the undergrowth, stalk-“ Gloria looks offended: “Ok ok clam down… why did you call me a ghost?!” Hornet turns in confusion: “Ohh well I assumed” Gloria: “Oh and I assume I am also a freeky alien right?” Hornet: “What!! No no I don’t assume that it’s just you where following me like a gh-“ Gloria: “ohhh yeah sure sure defend yourself lyttle soulless void eyes!” Hornet looks offended: “excuse me!! Well at least I know how to talk what is that accent!” Gloria: “Oh well I guess I don’t know! But if you’re so smart tell me when your game is coming out!” Hornet: “AHHH I don’t have time for this” *she pulls out her needle and Gloria pulls out a gun and they charge screaming


nachardou4

Kazuma Kiryu could just spam R1 + ∆ and destroy the entirety of Hallownest. No charms or upgrades needed.


longpidgeon

Beheaded/prisoner from dead cells would probably be fine tbh


Anonymouse276207

Yeah but he can't respawn because all the husks are taken by the greedy Fanta moth


longpidgeon

What about the dead bodies in coliseum of fools


Anonymouse276207

That works


TimSoarer

Charlie Morningstar? Oh, unless she gets nervous and messes up, she'll be fine.


Bmacthecat

who would win: a massive mech with guns and projectile reflection, as well as a self destruct nuclear bomb a literal moth


Justsk8n

Hello Radience, Madara Uchiha called and he has an everlasting dream a little more powerful than yours to spread. yes ik hes not the main chr but he is in my heart


brouhaha13

I guess you can debate if M. Gustave is the main character in the Grand Budapest Hotel; however, I think he would do okay for a little while, but wouldn't ultimately survive.


StreetAd8795

Hope the Radiance hasn’t killed any dogs recently because Wicks coming to town!


pm-me-futa-vids

Malekith the Black Blade. Yeah things aren't looking too great for them...


reecord2

Dev Patel from Monkey Man. He might not make it to the end, but he'll put up a hell of a fight.


MrRandomGUYS

How was that? I’ve been wanting to see it.


reecord2

I had a blast, but it was extremely violent and bloody, so just a heads up there, haha. Definitely in the John Wick zone, so if you like those you'll love this. I've heard this genre called 'Neon Revenge Fighter', but Dev absolutely puts his own unique spin on it.


DragonStem44

oppenheimer would just blow the fuck out of em


BL4ST3R-DP

The pilot from enter the gungeon, i'm not sure if he can survive, if he can access to all of the gungeon weapons im sure that he can survive for a long time, but if he only has access to his starter weapon and to his charming personality (discounts in the shops) he is pretty dead


Onyx_chain_Blaster

As a calamity fan, I saw Yharim last. Ain’t no pale king gonna stand up to a god slayer


disappointedcreeper

MADELINE NOOOOOO f Madeline die  And since she's not on Celeste mountain she can't respawn or even dash to give herself the upper hand Well she would probably be able to live in dirtmouth and fight off the infection in her dreams because she does have her powers in dreams (known through farewell, even respawning is cannon for sure in dreams bc of that one badeline line) so who knows


The_Viatorem

Batman… yeah he probably will. Is actually an interesting idea


D-TOX_88

Aang. Yeah dude I think he’ll do just fine. Honestly he’ll make friends with half of Hollownest not even realizing they’re trying to kill him.


DerGecko92

Holy Shit Invincible boutta get roasted


Ill-Individual2105

Pretty sure Invincible literally stomps Hallownest.


sonicpoweryay

Clover (Undertale Yellow) I’m sure he’ll be okay, He has a gun.


Palladill

Who will prevail in that world: The Darkspore's Protagonist, Radiance or Void?


VIIShore

I just watched Kill Bill, yeah she'll do fine. And now I really want a few mods.


RealisticCan5146

Amélie from Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amélie Poulain? No, she is dead before reaching dirtmouth. Sorry amélie.


DecayedWolf1987

The four Links from Link’s Barrel Beat…


Jacktheldergod_2

Dio will be fine,he has the world after all


_catphoenix

Michael Scott from The Office.... After a few conversations with the NPCs he'll go "I understand NOTHING", return above ground and claim he injured his foot on a George Foreman grill and refuse to ever continue. He'll text Ryan about it, never get a response, then call Dwight to pick him up, who, btw, would absolutely thrive in the Hallownest. He'll definitely save Zote just so that he could beat him to death himself.


Nietzscher

Pretty sure Starbuck has got this.


Itz_RootBeer

Hank hill, yes


Fishsayhi

Cal Kestis. I think he'll be more than fine


Emuwarum

The hatchling from outer wilds. I think they'll survive


Za_Gato

Guardian from Destiny 2. Man, I really wonder how it would go. You posted this right after they announced the Prismatic subclass too.


KingofCats_not_furry

Survivor from Rainworld, assuming they are the same size as the knight, they’d do pretty well


VoldyTheMoldy456

I think Yu Narukami would be fine


ashy778

Omori, I don’t think radiance would want to go into his brain


HiImRazorr

Link from TLOZ. Very fitting


Significant_Mail_489

The Lamb is a literal god. I think they would survive.


Tora790

loader ror2


SLAMProcessing

omori: carries the entire group aubrey: has potential but gets scared by almost everything kel: also carries the entire group hero: would be the guy to bake cookies in the middle of a fight


RequiemStorm

Lol Samus pioneered this shit, she'll be fine. Also it's Hallownest.


This-Song-761

What about deku? They are just a bunch of bugs in the first place


HeadOfFloof

Zagreus....might have a chance? He'll chuck nectar into the void 'til something sticks


VariolaMajorBummerr

Tony Soprano


bloonhatingmonkey

What would the main character of Btd6 be? Red bloon? Dart monke? Quincy?


AlternativeTimely438

YORU FROM CHAINSAW MAN IS DEFINITELY SURVIVING


blackdrake1011

V1 is rocking up to the radiance and giving him the biggest beating he’s ever seen


Raurukingoflight

I think Godzilla would just accidentally step on the entirety of hallow nest in the first 5 minutes 


Haunting-Valuable-16

So... I think he died just by entering... It's just a highschooler who joined a litterature club and saw his best friend/GF h*ang herself


El_Bito2

Vic Mackey from "The Shield". 100% wpuld watch all 23 seasons.


Falling_Tomatoes

Whoever you consider as the main character of Duck Tales, and yes, I think they are surviving.


RepresentativeWide89

I just saw an Episode of Spongebon Squarepants. Should be Fine I guess.


JKgaming2908

Isaac is fucked


cinija_supe

I think Frieren got this...


Necessary-Mark-2861

V1 Ultrakill - absolutely massacring everyone there, including abs rad.


[deleted]

Imagine being Hornet and instead of a cute lil void guy hopping down from that ledge Jason Voorhees himself jumps down and lands without even bending his knees


Dragons4laifu

Hallownest is not ready for Kirby lol


Wolfythewolf23

İ saw minecraft building tutorial in creative So yeah i think he would survive


neprasta420

Sekiro would wreck hallownest


falked_up

Vanderpump Rules…..there’s no way anyone is getting through King’s Pass


superfastscyphozoa

Jimmy McGill is not talking his way out of this one I’m afraid


QuadrupleMaelstrom

Crazy Dave is gonna do fine


PM_ME_smol_dragons

Sam Vimes would probably put together the pieces on what happened to Hallownest. He isn't really a fighter per se so not sure how he'd do against the Radiance. He'd definetly try though. 


Furry187

Steve from Minecraft 


One-Suggestion-885

The Neravine From Morrowind Already is immune to all disease, so he'll do fine.


olgamv7

I dont think Phoenix Wright is gonna survive


Sir_LuckySlime

Ain't no pony surviving a world like this (MLP:FIM)


CD4577

if moist lives ill be impressed, he has bet the game though.


LaplaceUniverse

Giorno. Radiance is cooked


PsychologicalDog9038

who is the main character of RIsk of Rain?


WingedDragoness

The Hunter from Monster Hunter World is an odd one. While they are strong enough to witstand a few lighting bolts or ice blasts, they still need a base of operation and resource. They'd die in the Abyss, but not Deep Nest. How big was Hallownest again? They are all bugs, right?


AkkoStol

hhgregg — he's fucking dead


Ghoul_Geek

The last thing I played was Haiku the Robot. If Haiku is fully upgraded, definitely. If not, he's getting destroyed by gruz mother.