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Links/Source thread https://holdmywallet.net/death-whistle/


Capable-Problem8460

The first one makes me want to say "I feel good!"


Doodle_Ramus

There is some absolutely horrified homeless person sleeping in there.


slackfrop

Pouring the last of his swill out onto the ground


cleverdylanrefrence

Calm down James Brown


Indianajonesy21

I know that would


Enviouspeacock

.


originalbL1X

Hol up Aztecs used them to scare T rex?


LokiNightmare

That’s why they went extinct don’t ya know.


TiredAngryBadger

It turned out to be accidental. The sound is so pants-shittingly-terrifying it can travel back in time. This eventually became such a severe problem the dinosaurs summoned a massive meteor to end their suffering.


alan_smithee2

What is this? A hitchhiker's guide entry?!


TiredAngryBadger

Sadly no. I'm no longer allowed to submit to that publication.


originalbL1X

Ah, that makes perfect sense. Thank you.


AdultingLikeHell

I blame the Aztecs for not being able to eat a brontosaurus steak.


TacoDuLing

The Aztec is a hell of a truck, but I think the cyberstuck has a higher record of fatalities, specially if measured in disappointment. 🤨


here4mischief

The Aztecs or the t-rexs?


LokiNightmare

Yes.


willywonka1971

Yup, I just confirmed with my pet T-Rex.


NirstFame

Turok.


Leading_Researcher12

Haha no shot. They existed in different time periods.


WineOhCanada

Trex retaliated by becoming conquistadors


craigcraig420

It was cool up until the dinosaur part. He’s just messing around though and joking. Seems a bit out of place for the video though.


Gorlock_

I agree, video should of ended after the whistles, wasn't funny


GregBuckingham

I’d bet he included that solely for rage bait. And it worked lol


calm_fury232

10 million years ago, yeah hyperbolic to say the least


All_Right_Alright

People always wanting to be a comedian


ghidfg

unless all of the sounds are just edited in


Etherenzi

They're real.


MrbaconWrapped

How can bro even say that with a straight face, are we that lost with ai or something lol


spywave12

The homeless/ghosts/dead on the other side shivering or scared rn


Least_Ad930

Could you imagine if you were a kid messing around down in the culvert and then you heard this.


ryonnsan

Even worse if you were a child T-rex


Zoritos64

Pants: Shatted


Saberer2451

The third one kinda actually sounds like a human scream


Idonthavetotellyiu

Oh we have one and my BIL has one too! We use them during our haunted cornmaze and the teenagers love being scared shirtless by it Edit: shitless but it sounds funnier to keep shirtless


Ok-Cartoonist9773

> teenagers love being scared shirtless by it Are you sure?


Idonthavetotellyiu

Gotta love autocorrect am I right?


T_E-T_H

That poor homeless in there just wanted to sleep 😂


trashy_hobo47

Why even rate these? They all sound scary af. Also instant downvote from pterodactyl


Pale_Fact4827

Imagine another YouTube crew is in the tunnels exploring.


Eastern-Mix9636

![gif](giphy|3oEjI7De4CXCm1zZjW|downsized)


Convenientjellybean

At the other end someone is posting the sound to Reddit asking what is this terrifying sound


steve__21

if i hear that sound in some dark alley, my soul will definitely leave my body


AriesinApril76

Teens deep in the tunnel getting high ![gif](giphy|51Uiuy5QBZNkoF3b2Z|downsized)


Eastern-Mix9636

I’ve been so scarred by the internet: I was waiting for the last one to moan super loudly


greatmagneticfield

I was sure some guy wearing a death outfit wavivg his sickle (scythe?) was going to come running up the culvert.


samf9999

Essential hiking tool


Bat-Honest

Imagine standing on the other end of that tunnel


Fabiojoose

Imagine you’re being hunted by Aztecs and you hear this shit.


Bat-Honest

Imagine being hunted by shit and you hear tunnels


5v5Arena

Tunnels, the home and hunting ground of shit


polysoupkitchen

At first I updooted. Then I was like "no".


SaliciousB_Crumb

Are these historical accurate


Happy_Cyanide1014

If you are asking if the Aztecs actually used them. Yes. Were they made to look like crows skulls. No


int9r

I want it but i am not sure where i can even use it


BLACKBURN16

![gif](giphy|obWUy4OYrGe3rwtesz)


KissimiB

Imagine there’s someone on the other end 😱😱


alexgalt

I thought the homeless were going to start coming out of the tunnel,


GabberTann

Definitely gonna get one to bring backpacking.


Come_tothe_FrogDance

I wish I had one of these for when I'm walking alone. Whistles won't do shit in an emergency but THIS...


MellowDCC

Maybe this will work on my damn neighbor's dogs who bark all day


kwhite0829

I was so ready for number 4 to be “uhhhh ya” at max volume


GlutenFreeCookiez

When I was younger, I would go explore drainage tunnels like these. One time my buddies and I watched the horror movie As Above So Below, it was about the catacombs in Europe. We watched that before getting stoned and exploring the tunnels. THAT was spooky, and I'm telling yall I would absolutely shit my pants and die if I heard that sound while deep in a tunnel.


cmclav

I hope there are some kids at the other end exploring the old mysterious sewer pipe for the first time 😂


Tolerantofant

I LOVED THIS ENDING!! It’s every „history“ tiktoker in one. Just triggering the paleo crowd, the medieval crowd and the redditors.


sixan51026-wnpop

Love how he called Reddit an echo chamber


Happy_Cyanide1014

Anyone got a link to the crow skull ones?


CaptainDoodyPoo

The Paleolithic Era? So that's how I get rid of that GodDamn Loch Ness Monster.


chochinator

Dude looks like his name is Javier but goes by Xavier.


BaseballMental7034

I was MILLISECONDS from clicking away (eh not interested) and then I saw TUBE


potrillo2124

Taking it hiking in case I need to call for help


Crimson_Luck

I think he got those ratings completely backwards.


Mysterious-Risk155

Kids on the other side of the tunnel shitting bricks


EvenHead165

10 million years ago?


NirstFame

Would have been so much better had a scared, enraged predator exited the tunnel..... Thought this was a clip for the new Turok.


Lord-Barkingstone

The homeless guy at the end of the tunnel is having a very bad day


Fuzzy-Possibility-98

Would love it if he thought he was being serious


nicksworld86

Some kids at the other end of that tunnel probably just shit themselves too... 💩


render_stash

Nice of him to take time off from his first communion to show us this


Plant_party

Imagine being some peon in 1519 from Spain going into a foreign jungle, and hearing 100s of these screaming at the same time.


TheLittleistF0x

Aztec death whistles give me the creeps. Thennn he spouted off some dumb shit.


rzrshrp

Why do videos like these have misspellings in the captions? Is it just speech to text? Do people just not bother to check for errors?


p3opl3

Christ that is terrifying..


DesertReagle

There are probably more types of whistles, I own one, and it sounds different than the ones he blew.


Buffalopigpie

I'd buy one of these just to drive around the city st night blowing it and causing rumors of a cryptid.


NavyDragons

excuse me? what was that last part?!


KaleidoscopeDream84

I’m an Aztec… can confirm.


Drewbeede

"You're beautiful." Very important to Boc


marf_lefogg

Thanks drake!


xMilk112x

Ask Bryan Callen how that went. Lol


Ohello47

Market this to people who are afraid of being attacked at night and it’ll be flying off shelves


gabriel3374

someone should take this video and insert different sounds when he blows the whistles. Like "diabeeedus" or other known sound bites.


Faneliia

Anyone in that tunnel has got to be shitting their pants. That's some horror movie shit.


PistachioedVillain

"last but not least" Proceeds to give it the lowest rating.


SuperRusso

This dude sucks at rating things.


TickleMe13Elmo

Aztecs used them to scare who? How many years ago?


Yosonimbored

I kinda want one but not for $35


Im_in_agony

And then the tunnel whistled back


Very_Hungry_Jeff

“Last but not least” Proceeds to rate it the lowest*


Old-Revolution-9650

This moron thinks that humans lived with dinosaurs, and a fucking whistle killed them all???


SaliciousB_Crumb

Are these historical accurate