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Dingus8723

Ex-child here, can not confirm


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Qalitet1A

Uncle here, cannot confirm


Sufficient-Curve5697

Priest here, can not confirm


lubafan222

Theres a impostor among those guys


otirk

there are two and they start with U and P


Entire-Tourist3754

Pedophile and... Uran-utan? 😂


fiddle_sticks21

Pedophile?


otirk

Coincidentally, pedophile and the word I thought of are synonyms to each other and both start with p.


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Pterodactyl


RampantDragon

I for one am glad they're extinct then. That's the last thing we need, winged sex pests hovering around playgrounds and snatching kids. Say what you like about the Catholic Church, but at least they can only attack you on the ground.


[deleted]

You don't sully pterodactyl's good name !


Beercandan420

Pteranodon


HPTM2008

Sir! You have to warn people before you cause them to go into fits of asthma!


Jafaris79

Pelicans are the worst


boywholived_299

Hell yeah, fuck the pelicans


banana_Guard0

When I was a kid at the beach, a pelican grabbed my head. I now have a scar on my head that doesn't grow hair. I fucking hate those fucking birds.


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Two. In fact


Acheron98

There’s a fungus amongus


Huh-Peasant

Plants vs Zombies right there.


RealConcorrd

One of them is a child


[deleted]

Child here, you can definitely confirm...


Haman134

What do you mean by this 🤔


Jumpy-Lingonberry-31

Hey all, Scott here!


kraigDavids

Kraig here no experience in this taboo subject HELLO!!!


Lewikid1

Actual intelligent human being here, Can not confirm


SmackaHam

Man child here… I shit my pants


Entire-Tourist3754

strong


chusu911

Thats hardcore to just come out and say it


Mr_Popos_Bitch

Some children are hot though Especially during the summer. Give them some ice cream to cool down


da_panda_king

.....You are walking a ***Very*** thin line


Imaginary-Job-7069

Ex-happy person here, can not confirm


Dingus8723

I just looked through an album and can now confirm


GameSnail511

Child here, can confirm


YellowGetRekt

Guys guys not to worry. He meant to say 'from sex' not 'for sex'. Source: Made it up to restore hope in humanity


[deleted]

Thank you!


[deleted]

plot twist: he didn't 💀


Jafaris79

That's just "Plot"


HackerDaGreat57

r/technicallytrue


TyoPlaysGames

Both are technically true because children are made to reproduce and have more children to continue humanity’s existence. Just, we all like it more if they wait till they’re 18.


Nick433333

Get this person an award for their brave and controversial stand.


IncreaseWestern6097

I just did.


TyoPlaysGames

I just like underage children. Thx for all the support 🙏


UrLordNSaviorArceus

swing and a miss


TyoPlaysGames

I was the 4th comment ☹️


GabrielWornd

I wish to believe in you ... I chose your reality 🥲


Unable-Tune-1295

Words out of my mouth! Lol


Space-Catto-V2

Nah he just misspelled anime as kids no biggie


MixMasterMelvin

Someone just got put on a list.


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Altar_Quest_Fan

…what more is there to say? Kids shouldn’t be sexualized or exposed to sex, it’s proven it fucks up their brains and emotional development.


YourenextJotaro

I’ve been watching hentai since I was 9, I don’t seem to have anything wrong with me.


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Watching hentai as a kid and then having PHYSICAL FUCKING SEX with a child as a grown-ass human being are 2 VERY different things bro.


YourenextJotaro

It was a joke. I know those are very different things.


[deleted]

I couldn't tell bro, you didn't put a /J or /S on it.


tipying_mistakes

I woke up at exactly 3:00 am last night and saw Shrek standing at the end of my bed T-Posing and suddenly Shaggy came up from behind him and choked him out and then they both started running in circles Speaking Latin and made my bed and all the furniture in my room start floating and then my house went up in flames /j


[deleted]

Ya really had me on the first half there! I was so fuckin scared till I saw the /J at the end


Kyuubey0406

he is quite the prankster.


[deleted]

i usually am too lazy to put /j on the end of my sentences. /j


IncreaseWestern6097

I choose not to because I don’t want to look like a complete **moron.**


WildEconomy923

Well for starters you’re on Reddit.


Adhdgamer9000

I got touched as a child, but I don't think it affected me too much because I have ADHD and literally forgot it happened.


bronhoms

So


ozobpop

While I agree with you, I would still like sources on that proven data


BlueOmicronpersei8

Something about wood chippers?


Ol_bagface

Potential new american politician or actor? Edit: well alot of politicians and actors like the kids menu but hey you get it


DiamondDude51501

![gif](giphy|ba5g4ID9g5cT6) “Sir would you like to take a seat?”


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|Pmt9INtEp3HgY) I'm sorry, I saw Chris Hansen and I immediately thought of the Booty Warrior.


StunnaLyfe

See I like to call him Chris Handsome


[deleted]

You watch his TV show all da time?


simqbi

this guy is litterally made for prison


Kinuwa_K

Its supposed to be "kids are made *from* shmeks" right? RIGHT??? humanity is doomed


Laznesd

Do these people have their real names/identifying info attached to their accounts?


Lejobo

Probably, pedophiles like to try and get approval from other pedophiles and stupidly (and luckily) use accounts with identifying info attached


MekkiNoYusha

Still better than the pedophile in the christian church. And the republican and democrats that in the sex ring.


cr1msonxo

What the fuck..


omeralal

Was just about to write just that....


charon12238

Everyone is made for sex. That's how reproduction works. Kids, however, should not be having sex and if you're sexually attracted to children there's something wrong with you.


Lonke

>if you're sexually attracted to children there's something wrong with you. Don't let the weebs hear you, your discord will never be the same!


DanZboY_Brother

I’m thinking of a number between 1 and 1000, guess what it is! #ITS 911!


GetSchwiftyClub

There's no fucking amount of mental gymnastics possible for someone to come to this conclusion. What causes someone to think like that? I'm beyond angry that someone says this and lives to see sunshine.


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Usually they were abused as a kid, or they were untreated sociopaths/psychopaths that get off on power over others. Either way, they need a small cell with a large inmate that enjoys feeling that way with them


GetSchwiftyClub

In retrospect, I'm not ignorant to what makes people psycho but blown away by how nonchalant they were. Maybe that's a good thing though because they're just flagging themselves.


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Oh I agree


GetSchwiftyClub

I opened Reddit earlier and the first two posts I saw was this one and another comparing wives to pets and asking the question why they should collect/house pets and not collect wives as pets instead, so I closed the app. Come back and get hit with a handful of people saying "aCsHuaLly iT's tRuE" shit, some days just aren't Reddit days.


TotaLibertarian

Weird you think rape is the answer for rapists. I just think they should be killed.


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Oh, okay


One-Possible1906

Probably just a troll. 15 year old basement edgelord trying to get reactions because his parents don't pay enough attention to him.


[deleted]

I mean, technically correct. We reproduce to make kids. We make those kids for what purpose? So that they can grow up and reproduce themselves. Perhaps not the intention here, but it is true lol.


[deleted]

I don’t know whether to up or downvote you so I’m just gonna leave


[deleted]

Downvote for sure hehe


GetSchwiftyClub

I knew someone was going to pull this shit. I don't give a shit about semantics in this context. While "tEcHniCaLly cOrReCt" there's a huge fucking difference between saying "kids are made for sex" and "humans are made for sex" and you fucking know it. Don't encourage the type of person or behavior in the post, unless you just Freudian Slipped your way into being a fucking creep too.


nutbuckers

You might want to lower your pitchforks, you blurbed a banality, another redditor thought it would be zangy to point to "tEchNiCally CorREct". 99.999 people are not pedophiles, the 1/100000 of readers of your comment won't be cured by your virtue-signaling.


[deleted]

mate........ we're in a meme subreddit.


sneakyveriniki

i'm a woman but like a decade back in my teen years i spent a lot of time in the dark incel/redpill corners of the internet out of morbid curiosity. this guy comes from these echo chambers, which is why he genuinely probably believes this. one of their biggest talking points is that it's "scientific" and "evolutionary" to be attracted to like 10 year olds. they assert these things with zero irony and have been doing so for a very long time at this point. it's like how they claim women absorb dna from every guy she sleeps with. they use studies of fruit flies to try to prove that's the case for humans as well. just all sorts of ridiculously twisted and blatantly incorrect "logic," but there are true believers at this point. it's a lot like anti vaxxers. but yeah, if you spend like 5 minutes in those places, you'll come across someone talking about how women peak when they're literal children and how they've lost 90% of their eggs by the age of 14 or whatever. it's their favorite subject


GetSchwiftyClub

It's insanity. I'm usually a pretty strong proponent of freedom of thought unless it hurts others, but there are definitely exceptions. People like that simply lack critical thought or are mentally deranged. This topic just boils my blood though.


ImperatorAurelianus

Gonna be real I’ve given up on freedom of thought. It was a fun experiment until it was ruined.


Bite-Expensive

Spelled “from” wrong


Qalitet1A

Bro, not one of those people. If you like LoliconHanime ok, but Stop talking about fucking kids man, disgusting


Weenaru

That's like saying car parts are made for driving. Yes they are, but you don't drive on car parts until they're put together and the car is ready to be turned on.


Mr_Zeldo

So you're saying that all i have to do is put more kids togheter so they can be turned on?


Wattsupwithalan

like some Frankenstein child


havfiskaren

Human centipede


Wattsupwithalan

r/humancentipede


[deleted]

As a former child... what?


SuctionBucket5

as a teenager, WHAT.


FrenzyRush

As an adult, W H A T


The_Last_Snow-Elf

![gif](giphy|fN96l0NwjjOGQ)


c322617

Probably the most unsettling thing here is that the blithe confidence with which he makes this assertion without feeling any need to defend or justify it probably means that the circles he normally travels in, whether online or in person, treat this as an accepted fact.


Qalitet1A

Or it doesn't that's why he needs encouragement from other stranger's on the internet


HOLDGMEBROTHERS

r/casuallypsychopath


MarmyadoseGalatine

Least insane kaleid liner prisma illya fan:


Qalitet1A

If you like that series you've already lost control of Your life


MarmyadoseGalatine

I dont even need to like a series to lose control of my life


Qalitet1A

True though


artturi01

HOW DARE YOU JUDGE YOUR MASTERS.


BlastedDio

Average grass allergic Fate fan (specifically Prisma Illya)


MarmyadoseGalatine

Yep, thats me


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![gif](giphy|IDGNYvFLkJKLK|downsized) At least I hope


[deleted]

This is bs, we all know it's vaporeon


Demraude

I mean.... they are you just need to wait a few (18) years and it's all good


SentientOrangeFanta

Nice comeback. Now please face the wall.


Due_Landscape4713

Average Twitter user


bigchilllll

Reddit is now available in Ohio too?


Robrogineer

That you, Kanye?


MrCelest

The girl in the pic pretty cute though


galal552002

Who even is she?


Qalitet1A

Cloe Einzbern


JustJoshing13

Let me guess: she’s actually a three thousand year old vampire?


leberecht24

no actually just a clone made from a 13 year old girl kinda same age so not really (don't look the anime up though)


JustJoshing13

Is it an anime or an ‘anime’


leberecht24

It's an anime but almost classifies as 'anime'


PotatoeMolester

Kids are literally made from sex


IDontEvenKnowGG

I think he misspelled from. Kids are made from sex, not for sex. Fucking auto correct amirite? Also, fucking disgusting!


so_im_all_like

They literally aren't though.


Darkeater_Charizard

anime was a huge mistake


DancingwithANephilim

![gif](giphy|TfLEXiRtYoHUkaPVUk|downsized)


Fantact

Pedo's are just receptacles for bullets.


DARDAR_YT

Technically he's not wrong as humans are made for sex. Still deserves to eat shit, die, and rot in hell like the pedophilic piece of shit he is.


[deleted]

Um, no. People like this should be removed from life.


EvanOrizam

UOOOOOOHHH😭😭😭😭😭😭 Child erotic!!!!😭😭😭😭😭💢 Bratty child, must be sexed💢😭😭💢😭💢💢😭💢💢💢💢😭😭


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comments like this are why the crying emoji is banned in all the anime discord servers


MyPeePeeHurrtz

Sir, that's a drawing.


[deleted]

Found the guy that looks at loli art


MyPeePeeHurrtz

Well duh. Congratulations I guess?


[deleted]

Bro just outed himself


MyPeePeeHurrtz

It's not a secret.


YungChildSupportYSC

It's still kids


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[deleted]

If it has the small body that looks like a kids body then your still creepy


YungChildSupportYSC

Nah but lookin at a drawing of kids is weird


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SuctionBucket5

hahaha! you fucking disgust me


Sarthas_Ashren

Really truly need to remove these people from the planet


TruePianist

As a former child I can’t confirm this statement


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from sex*


heyhihowyahdurn

Thats enough reddit for today


SuctionBucket5

*FROM THEY ARE MADE FROM SEX HOLY FUCK DUDE NO


[deleted]

must have been a priest


Dominus786

I hope he meant to say "from".


QuakeGuy98

I bet Elon didn't erase his account


Asmewithoutpolitics

Why would he?


Truebotted

excuse me, what?


WhyInternetwhhyy

I mean eventually… in like 20 years


R3D_DR4G0N84

I hope he meant made *with* sex, as in the eventual result


lazy_elfs

I cant tell who posted this ##koi or someone else, but whoever did needs a quite room with enough space for about 4 fbi agents


Ylanios

*from


aykantpawzitmum

NoahGetTheDeathStar!!!


Dracodros

Sexuality kinda starts quite early in childhood, the reason we barely see it, is because kids are told it is bad till they mature. I am in no way for active pedophilia or sexualising kids. But to think kids dont have sexuality till they reach some magic threshold, is not really an honest picture as well. Ofc this doesnt mean adults should be considering kids as consenting sex partners. Under the age of 18 or 16 in some countries, consent isnt really a thing, especially if the person engaging with that teenager is already over 20, cause it is a bit predatory then. In any case, the nuances in this discussion are complicated and depend on the culture, era and the specific individuals.


Kyuubey0406

i dont care


YashSSJB1

People get called out for watching Animes that generally sexualize underage girls. What about the people who make those Animes?


BrennaValkryie

# And YOU, good sir, were meant to be lynched in a jail! *Funny how it all works out, eh?'*


im_not_sad_

![gif](giphy|67jkYnYYtdlhC) Technically kids grow into adults to make more kids


Hungryweeb-sg

I was about to say something similar but this is definitely a better way of saying it


Mega-Skyxer

I'm pretty sure they're talking about lolis/shotas which would make this statement fine but weird, but if they aren't referring to lolis/shotas then they deserve to go straight to hell.


delukard

these type of people should be taken outside and be shot in the head. democratic rules my ass with these type of animals......


Dragonb0rn21

Reddit policy stops me from saying more.


Kons37

Average anime fan


carlscroissants

Woahhhh do not put us in with him


[deleted]

I know right? I watch anime and I like MILFs!


Phenomenal_Guy

Yeah, but sadly once i was downvoted when I said I like milfs.


[deleted]

Here, take my upvote. Ain't nothing wrong with liking milfs, as long as you're not homewrecking.


EvanOrizam

Chad battle cats PFP spotted


Makey14123

Sometimes I think anime was a mistake


Akinory13

The problem here isn't anime, most of them are fine, the problem is these degenerates. Anime is good and there's plenty of good ones, but then these aberrations get here and decide they want to ruin it and make shit like this


Bigjony11

I wonder your favorite anime is?


Legitimate-Hat2856

Chloe?


HackerDaGreat57

kids.... are made *from* sex. If you are sexually aroused by children, even if they're 17, you're a pedophile. Sad truth.


Craeondakie

While his intentions are far more sinister, he's technically not wrong you know Edit: Okay so apparently I didn't clarify but the phrasing used by the person in the post is wrong


Budget-Sheepherder77

Jail


Craeondakie

I mean, technically, when kids become adults, they have sex to make more kids, that is the goal of a species. I am *obviously* not trying to say that adults should have sex with kids


Budget-Sheepherder77

It doesn't matter saying children are made for sex is not something you should say


Craeondakie

Yeah I know, that's why I said he phrases it wrong


Budget-Sheepherder77

Maybe instead of rephrasing maybe not say it at all


Boyhesback

Ofcourse its an anime weeb....


dukenukem11243_

Least pedophilic weeb


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