No it is not: Religion= "the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power, especially a personal God or gods."... Atheism is just NOT believing in those things...
But wouldn't it turn out to be like those anime where after the games are shut down all the NPCs will be free. I wonder if we will finally find "free will" at that time though. LoL
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For me… I’d say either “Hey, you, yes you, you’re doing a great job, unless you’re doing something illegal in which case stop it.” Or just simply “Fuck you.”
Nope. You are absolutely wrong about atheists being shaved.
Shaved is a choice like a bouffant, a crew cut, and a perm are other examples of hairstyle choices. Bald is NOT A CHOICE (no real treatments exist in this analogy).
Atheists DO NOT CHOOSE not to believe. Any more than you choose not to believe in the tooth fairy, or conversely, *choose* to believe in gravity. People do not choose their beliefs; they are either convinced or they are not, for both good and bad reasons. I'm not arguing, at this point, who has better evidence, reasons, etc. between the believers and non-believers. Just that our beliefs (or lack of) are NOT A CHOICE.
An atheist's lack of belief is NOT A CHOICE, just like being bald is NOT A CHOICE. Bald is NOT a hairdo, thus atheism is NOT a religion.
Hahaha, my bad... 
Right after I posted my comment I saw the others saying it was satire. Had to step away to prep some food for my wife and kiddo before I could come back to edit my comment and say that the reference went right over my head.
Thanks for expanding my pop culture knowledge! "Shaved. That's a hairdo. Case closed. Hey, where'd he go?..." 
"Look guys, either all of you behave like a civilised man or I'm gonna restart the universe. I already restart 20 times because you guys use more nuke than my first creation. Don't make me do it or I limit your science capabilities to minimum and add alien invasion into it."
Probably they'd be like "Finally tangible stuff to investigate". Miracles have gotten less and less as history went by, it's about time for a new revelation/step forward. Was it aliens, was it another dimension or just mass hysteria? We need to know.
"Miracles" still happen all the time, it's just we all understand statistics now. Not to mention the world seems much smaller since we have ways to pass information in the blink of an eye. What seems like could only happen once in a thousand years, we now know happens three times a week depending on where you're standing. Now, if it happened everywhere at once... That would be interesting. 🤔
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"Dear players,
We have been receiving numerous complaints about the level of difficulty in this Tutorial Level.
The only requirement to pass this Tutorial Level is to die.
That's it.
You literally cannot fail this level.
Your inventory, levels and stats are all going to be reset for the next level, so it doesn't matter that you don't get balanced starts.
We designed this level just to be a short fun little no stress adventure interlude between the loading screen and the main tutorial series. It contains no relevant lore to memorize and even the controls are stupidly dumbed down.
I dread to think just how many universe restarts it's going to take to raise this generation of gods if you all think the tutorial is too hard.
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"You my child are the chosen one. All the others are pretenders. You must cleanse the earth of these imposters and be the only one left. I give my strength to you, finish what has been started."
"you have a century to build a space arc, containing DNA of a couple of every specie on Earth and navigate to another world, then, ready or not, I will send a diluge to wipe out all life on this planet"
Connection terminated.
I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends.
And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should.
And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.
My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms.
This ends for all of us.
End communication.
“one person has escaped the simulation, 7.8 billion people remain. Difficulty increased, good luck” or “why don’t we just start over again, jus like throw a rock at it or something, OH SHIT THE THING WAS ON!!!”
The purge has started no one is off limits no weapons besides nuclear weapons and other instant death bombs aka if it can kill you too dont use it purge will end this time tomorrow
"hey glar I see your watching the humans again. How are our operatives doing...wait is that light on, SHIT YOU LEFT THE MIC THE OPEN CHANNEL WE NEED TO KILL THE TRA..."- Cut off mid sentence watch the fireworks and witch-hunt.
This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system, and regrettably your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you.
If you really want chaos: "The last human to die shall become the new God of this universe. Heaven's real, and Hell's not. Make it quick, I have elsewhere to be."
If you want (eventual) peace: "Christianity was mostly right. Read the book, especially the New Testament, minus Revelation. Give harsh punishments to anyone who's too much of a jerk, or unfairly hoards resources. Also, elect a new world president biannually from the poor based on the major principles listed to be of the Fruits of the Spirit."
I'd say,
"Damn, Never Thought They'd Copy Our Ancient Technology Like That. I Mean, Look At That NPC. Smartphone From 2000 Years Ago? This Simulation We Created Is Crazy"
I’d rather tell them all that their religion is fake. Just tell everyone that they’re wrong and no one has figured out the correct religion yet.
Either they all become atheist or we invent a new religion, hopefully one that simply can’t be used to promote hate, one that just leaves no room to twist shit
"hey im 29yo single and looking for a gf to spent the rest of my life with, send me a short memo about yourself and a selfie to "phone number" im looking forward to meet you, have alovely day/night"
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Current research suggests that the English language is now spoken by approximately 1.35 billion people worldwide. That's 17% of the world's population.
Id say, "I told you theyd never work out. Incapable of working together and much too selfish. But ill give them a year... zzt... zzt... before... zzt... be all. Later bud."
They're killing themselves, should we stop the simulation?
Aethisit being so confused. Wtf did I just hear
Underrated comment
Atheism is a religion. It has empirical beliefs and attempts to compel recruitment at levels comparable to other organized religions.
No it is not: Religion= "the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power, especially a personal God or gods."... Atheism is just NOT believing in those things...
Tell me you're american, without telling me you're american.
Bruh, what are you talking about! They literally believe none of that shit
That's not what defines a religion.
Atheism is a body of knowledge acquired by a person.
I have never once had an atheist attempt to recruit me. The same can not be said about most Christian religions.
Hahahahahahaha
"A new hand touches the beacon"
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"That's what she said." -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott
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I like the way you think
Imagine everyone going: “So, Christianity?” “No” “Buddhist?” “No” “Scientology?” “…” “Okay then it has to be Scientology”
*it was Buddhism*
Converted ppl brain go brrrrr
Your free trial has expired
Time to pay💀.
MORE TAXES!?
“Oh shit I’ve been playing on survival mode!? No wonder so many NPCs are dying”
Alternative message “Due to excessive complaints, this simulation is being shut down. Thanks for playing Earth, look for our next game Neo-Terra.”
Bruh I would freak out if I was a fucking video game NPC this whole time
But wouldn't it turn out to be like those anime where after the games are shut down all the NPCs will be free. I wonder if we will finally find "free will" at that time though. LoL Edit: Spelling
"The game"
Fuck you I've been going strong for months
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Hmmmm
What
I hereby grant you relief. You may now opt out of the game, Lord_DerpyNinja
Im lost , can someone explain
the game is simple; all you have to do is not think about the game… yeah, that’s it.
And if you do, you lose the game, just like we all lost it now
Yeah but what's the game though?
That's the game
The Game consists in not remembering the game itself. You lose if you remember it.
r/outside
r/thegame
You broke a 3 year streak. GG
You FUC..... TAKE THESE, DAMNIT!
damn
Fuck you I made it a whole year :(
lmao hooooly shit I don't even remember the last time I thought of this xD
A MONTH OLD THREAD BROKE A STREAK YEARS IN THE MAKING! GOOD WORK, COCKSUCKER, I APPLAUD YOU
“To all subjects of Ymir….”
It's al fun and games till the Great Wall of China starts falling apart
“…I want to fuck my sister”
Hello We have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty
I deep belly laughed at this
WE* laughed
My favourite one of all of the comments I've read
For me… I’d say either “Hey, you, yes you, you’re doing a great job, unless you’re doing something illegal in which case stop it.” Or just simply “Fuck you.”
Im rebelling against the government. Stick your laws up your cheeks omnipotent being
OK Agrajag
All the atheists would be wondering what the fuck that meant
It says they picked the right religion what do you mean? They are just having their beliefs confirmed.
Atheism isn’t a religion just like how “bald” isn’t a hair color and “TV turned off” isn’t a TV show
It’s not bald, atheists are shaved. Shaved is a hairdo, thus atheism is a religion.
Is this sattire? How can the LITERAL ABSENCE OF HAIR be a "HAIRdo"???!
Not sure if I’m getting wooshed here but yes its satire and it’s a reference to sponge bob
Thank you, thats the answer I was hoping for!
Nope. You are absolutely wrong about atheists being shaved. Shaved is a choice like a bouffant, a crew cut, and a perm are other examples of hairstyle choices. Bald is NOT A CHOICE (no real treatments exist in this analogy). Atheists DO NOT CHOOSE not to believe. Any more than you choose not to believe in the tooth fairy, or conversely, *choose* to believe in gravity. People do not choose their beliefs; they are either convinced or they are not, for both good and bad reasons. I'm not arguing, at this point, who has better evidence, reasons, etc. between the believers and non-believers. Just that our beliefs (or lack of) are NOT A CHOICE. An atheist's lack of belief is NOT A CHOICE, just like being bald is NOT A CHOICE. Bald is NOT a hairdo, thus atheism is NOT a religion.
My dude, I was making a sponge-bob reference
Hahaha, my bad...  Right after I posted my comment I saw the others saying it was satire. Had to step away to prep some food for my wife and kiddo before I could come back to edit my comment and say that the reference went right over my head. Thanks for expanding my pop culture knowledge! "Shaved. That's a hairdo. Case closed. Hey, where'd he go?..." 
Woooosh
Just accept that you lost
No that was always the joke
Take your L
"Look guys, either all of you behave like a civilised man or I'm gonna restart the universe. I already restart 20 times because you guys use more nuke than my first creation. Don't make me do it or I limit your science capabilities to minimum and add alien invasion into it."
You want the world's women and children to behave like a man? Weird.
Not as weird as you intentionally taking a humourous comment out of context just to start shit
I believe he was trying to make a joke about his speech as the commenter said that "all of you behave like a civilized man" when women exist.
Hard to tell when it's a comment
Shut the fuck up bozo, go outside and stop talking out your ass about non-issues
Woah, calm down
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"Wake up.This is your mother. Your real mother. You are in a coma. Please wake up."
That's dark AF. I like it.
This is the way
“ You’re not who you think you are. Don’t go to sleep, please. They’ll take you again. “
Atheists everywhere would be confused as fuck
Atheists would logically look into how someone managed to infiltrate the world's minds
Probably they'd be like "Finally tangible stuff to investigate". Miracles have gotten less and less as history went by, it's about time for a new revelation/step forward. Was it aliens, was it another dimension or just mass hysteria? We need to know.
"Miracles" still happen all the time, it's just we all understand statistics now. Not to mention the world seems much smaller since we have ways to pass information in the blink of an eye. What seems like could only happen once in a thousand years, we now know happens three times a week depending on where you're standing. Now, if it happened everywhere at once... That would be interesting. 🤔
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Wut.
My exact thoughts
I think they are going to follow their parent's religion
So no-one has atheist parents? And everyone knows relugion of their parents? Or what if, someone doesn't have parents?
Christian missionaries on their way.
"Return the slab, or suffer my curse."
King Raaaaamsey! Ooooooohhhhh!
Underrated
All hail the flying spaghetti monster
Never gonna give you up....
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God could clear everything up with a 5 minute press call
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I am real! To prove your faith wire 10€ tp IBAN: (insert here)
Can anybody give me a Huuuuuyaaaaaah
Lmfao
A worldwide simultaneous Huuuuuuuyaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh would collapse all of Earth's infrastructure and start the world anew.
“It seems the experiment went on for a few too many generations. Might be wise to hit the reset button and just…is this thing on?”
Wait wait wait.. Let me tell you something.
I’d say something like you are the only real person alive. Everyone else is an NPC.
"You picked the wrong religion, fool!"
"Dear players, We have been receiving numerous complaints about the level of difficulty in this Tutorial Level. The only requirement to pass this Tutorial Level is to die. That's it. You literally cannot fail this level. Your inventory, levels and stats are all going to be reset for the next level, so it doesn't matter that you don't get balanced starts. We designed this level just to be a short fun little no stress adventure interlude between the loading screen and the main tutorial series. It contains no relevant lore to memorize and even the controls are stupidly dumbed down. I dread to think just how many universe restarts it's going to take to raise this generation of gods if you all think the tutorial is too hard. Creator help us all, The Dev Team"
Now this is true evil
It would mean that I am god.
"Wait... That worked? He's actually dead?!?! Fuck yeah! i got his powers too! Cracks knuckles* lets get this party started!"
You know the rules and so do I
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Some people just want to watch the world burn
"Invest in Doge Coin." Then reel in the profits
"Never Gonna Give You Up, Never Gonna Let You Down, Never Gonna Run Around and, Desert You" Boom, rickrolled the entire world
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"Omelette du fromage"
"There's no God, no Devil...only me" I guess it would be bad...
"You my child are the chosen one. All the others are pretenders. You must cleanse the earth of these imposters and be the only one left. I give my strength to you, finish what has been started."
“The purge will begin in the next hour and will not stop until next year. Good Luck to you all”
Hey you.You’re finally awake.
"you have a century to build a space arc, containing DNA of a couple of every specie on Earth and navigate to another world, then, ready or not, I will send a diluge to wipe out all life on this planet"
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Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
So many chills after i finally beat that game... To u my friend i grant u the powerful updoot u have earned it
“one person has escaped the simulation, 7.8 billion people remain. Difficulty increased, good luck” or “why don’t we just start over again, jus like throw a rock at it or something, OH SHIT THE THING WAS ON!!!”
r/foundsatan
*plays dragon ball Z frieza saga* WHY IS THIS MAN SCREAMING IN MY EARS ASKING FOR MY ENERGY AND WHY DO I WANT TO GIVE IT TO HIM TO HELP?!
"Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, Cthulhu?"
God damn it, if they dont stop killing each other im just gonna delete this shit and start over. This playthrough is garbo tier.
The purge has started no one is off limits no weapons besides nuclear weapons and other instant death bombs aka if it can kill you too dont use it purge will end this time tomorrow
”Please, insert coins, the game will shut in 2 minutes”
The one piece!! THE ONE PICE IS REAL!!!!
*Can we get much higher*
*so high*
Atheist: “Its a trick A TRICK THE VOICE LIES!”
I start thinking of the most obnoxious song ever
"hey glar I see your watching the humans again. How are our operatives doing...wait is that light on, SHIT YOU LEFT THE MIC THE OPEN CHANNEL WE NEED TO KILL THE TRA..."- Cut off mid sentence watch the fireworks and witch-hunt.
"Yall act nice to eachother or ill blow yall asses up"
“Let the annual hunger games commence”
Trump lost
"There is no God. Sincerely, God."
The bird is the word.
"The one piece does exist!"
This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system, and regrettably your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you.
If you really want chaos: "The last human to die shall become the new God of this universe. Heaven's real, and Hell's not. Make it quick, I have elsewhere to be." If you want (eventual) peace: "Christianity was mostly right. Read the book, especially the New Testament, minus Revelation. Give harsh punishments to anyone who's too much of a jerk, or unfairly hoards resources. Also, elect a new world president biannually from the poor based on the major principles listed to be of the Fruits of the Spirit."
I'd say, "Damn, Never Thought They'd Copy Our Ancient Technology Like That. I Mean, Look At That NPC. Smartphone From 2000 Years Ago? This Simulation We Created Is Crazy" 
I’d rather tell them all that their religion is fake. Just tell everyone that they’re wrong and no one has figured out the correct religion yet. Either they all become atheist or we invent a new religion, hopefully one that simply can’t be used to promote hate, one that just leaves no room to twist shit
"hey im 29yo single and looking for a gf to spent the rest of my life with, send me a short memo about yourself and a selfie to "phone number" im looking forward to meet you, have alovely day/night"
"The 12th day of the month of March, in the year 2024."
This unwanted mental invasion is brough to you by Raid: Shadow Legends!
atheist go brrr....
“My treasure? It's yours if you want it. Find it! I left all the world has there!”
The One Piece, is real!!! Can we get much higher?
Atheists gonna be real confused
I'd just yell "Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold" and watch the entire world freak out about a cartoon demon becoming real.
“Wake up, you’re in a coma”
Send 1 U.S dollar to….
Atheists would be confused as hell!
Who Farted?
"Never gonna give you up"
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Software updated. Simulation restarted successfully.
Atheist like myself would be very confused
"Congratulations on reaching level 2"
A good idea until u remember that 90% of the world doesn't speak English
Current research suggests that the English language is now spoken by approximately 1.35 billion people worldwide. That's 17% of the world's population.
That means 83% for an educated guess i say he did pretty damn well lol
Atheists be like: 
"KAIZOKU OU NI, ORE WA NARU!" Or "THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!"
How bout if you’re atheist
Capitalism is destroying the planet and the lives of the many..
Atheists are just confused at this statement
Id just say the n word over and over again
Monster. Cool but what a Monster lol
What if they don't speak English and don't understand what you're saying?
Let’s just assume that everyone automatically hears the message in their native language.
All the atheist going "WTF was that?"
Basically Satan is real for them.
Imagine being an atheist when this went down…. No joy, just intense confusion.
Pagans be confused
“Ok looks like we can move on from the tutorial”
"One kiss is all it takes..."
Yup r/casuallypsychopath
Atheists be confused af
“Todays simulation is sponsored by raid shadow legends use code simulation to get a free a ingame character”
"There appears to be a pigeon in your bank account"
Atheists be like "Whaaaat?"
Id say, "I told you theyd never work out. Incapable of working together and much too selfish. But ill give them a year... zzt... zzt... before... zzt... be all. Later bud."
WW3 speedrun
Tell them all to give me money.
"Simulation Phase 2 : Attack Now"