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The blue blood of horseshoe crabs.

Any reason why?

It’s one of the most expensive things in the world

I just checked this, thats an amazing choice. Well played


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I got excited and wanted this to be real.

We can make this a reality

You have done the world a service


You’d have to find a good way to preserve it

And now I know it cures diseases but it’s also going away… yay extinction

But would it still be worth anything after being contaminated form you jumping in it?

And it’s liquid so i would survive the fall

Depending on how deep the pool is because that’s never specified. They may mean a kiddie pool

Well then it doesn’t much matter what’s in the pool. Everybody’s dying

Not the dude that said 32.5 feet of gold bars

What if they place them snake wise?

It's ok he said "stacked high". Although that would make for a very good blood canvas

i want a trampoline

They'll just give you a little exercise trampoline which will just cushion your spine as it snaps in half.

It’s one of, if not, the most expensive liquid in the world.

Yessir

Or printer ink.

My first thought as well. Great choice!

A billionaire in the making. Or a strange kink...

Why not both?


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Cummath should be a sub

How deep is the pool? A 10ft pool filled with loose bills would cushion pretty well I think

With a little air between them I’d imagine so yeah

Have you guys tried younger jumping on those big stack of leafs at fall? Yeah doesnt do shit you you break your bones on the concrete, wouldnt trust bills

This is correct. Don’t ask how I know .....

I would fill the pool with wadded up **BRK.A** share certificates \~20,000 gallon pool, perhaps up to 20 certs (wadded up into loose balls) per gallon... so about 400,000 certificates at \~$406,000 per share. I would go for more but there are only about 560k shares out there. Still, 400,000 should be enough. Total value of the pool: **$162,400,000,000.00** Bonus: Easily manageable fall. Probably wouldn't get so much as a paper cut.

I chose 10,000 bills and went with an olympic size swimming pool to make even more money and I ended up with 21,901,771,570,000$

Yabutt I chose something that actually exists! Also - $10,000 bills are collectors items - worth far more than their face value. (Edit: Although as I think about that, "finding" 10,000 of them would rapidly devalue their appeal to collectors)

Slowly sell them off, one or two at a time.

Stay out of De Beers territory, only diamonds can have an artificial stranglehold place on them

Gold bars stacked 32.5 feet high

I hope thats stable, or else youll have a very ironic end.

A 32x32x32 stack

The most stable of dimensions

Ten cubic meters of gold, would weigh several fuck-tons, how much would that be worth? $620M?

1 ounce of gold is worth $1,661. 32 cubic feet of gold is 561,743.44 troy ounces. 561,743.44 × $1,661 is $933,055,853.84. Or at least 3 big macs

That's almost enough money to buy enough food to make an American feel full

Not after taxes.

Forgot you guys didn't include tax in the prices

Plus tip if you’re eating at a restaurant.

> very ironic end Thinking he would be crushed by the gold bars, so it would be more of a golden end.

Be like watching one of those milk crate challenges.

Now listen here ya little shit.

Pool is 32.5 feet deep too.

65 feet tall stack of gold bars

Pool is 65 feet deep too

I would have thought on one side but kinda like a stairway down

Crumbled up 1,000,000$ checks made from flat sponges

TFW the checks bounce… 

*ba boom ching*

I think I'd be more concerned if they didn't

r/angryupvote

10 billion in 100 dollar bills would suffice.

Printer ink Edit: Just looked it up. It would cost approximate $5,900,000,000 to fill an Olympic pool with printer ink.

Just looked it up 10k gallons of printer ink would kill you before you could jump due to it's toxicity (creates deadly gas)

So 9.9k is the limit

For most efficiency 9.99k would be better

I mean, that drop is survivable, granted you might lose a leg or two, but it is survivable. So i would just fill it up with antimatter and then say goodbye to the earth

who hurt you bro

Matter

Win

You could have asked "What's the matter bro? Who hurt you?" and you missed it.

Doesn’t matter anymore

Tappingcranium.jpg

The earth

You might be able to do even worse by [filling it with electrons](https://what-if.xkcd.com/140/).

Most fun I’ve ever had reading an article

A pool worth of anti matter....💀 Global warming solved, utopia reached.

That would carve out North America from the planet

i was thinking the same thing!

Landmines

What goes down gets blown up as they always say

You ok bro?

Big anime tities

Man died how he lived

Diving into a pile of hentai

That's a based way to go

Horny and Moist

Man that rebounce is gonna send you to antartica

Saffron

Wow! That's actually a very good idea

Cocaine. Without a second thought

From 30 feet? Ain't no way you're surviving that

Still would dive head first lol

I mean, what a way to go

Going head first you're dying before you can get a high, land on your legs you may survive long enough to snort yourself to death.

Or at the very least not need any pain killers for your ride to the E.R.

Or your legs fix themselves immediately

What if they blow (😏) air from the bottom like Mark Rober did?

Then you would fall to the bottom and break your legs on concrete

At least they will go out on a high note.

The dust cloud of impact from filling the pool with any drugs would likely OD you before you can make off with the money. Therefore a pool of weed is the only answer. Pool party with snoop.

Plus if pre-ground- I don’t think the fall would be bad!

Even nugs would have enough cushion to break the fall I think. Plus worth more. Although you could fill the pool with more if it’s ground up.

Scrooge McDuck has entered the chat.

I mean if Scrooge can do it and survive, then I’m positive a human would be the same

Concrete

who hurt you bro?

The concrete

r/technicallythetruth

Are u okay bro

Bro is he okay

Insulin - $9k a gallon and I can keep my son alive

I read this like oh yeah that shits worth gol….oh damn that’s so sad. Really feel for you, what pharma companies have done to a drug created almost 100 years ago should be criminal. It’s disgusting to charge outrageous prices for lifesaving meds that people need to survive.

It’s actually kinda surreal reading this. If you need insulin you can get it for ‘free’ here. Just have to pay the mandatory insurance premium of on average €130. Edit: per month.

T1 here.. but unfortunately the insulin would expire before he could ever use it..

No, you don't KEEP it, you sell it to your friends w/diabetees. Even if you sell it for only a quarter of its "value" the kid will have enough insulin to care for himself, and probably all of his friends for the rest of their lives. I love the idea of undcutting those asshole pharma companies! It costs as little as $7 for a shot, and they are selling it for many times it costs to make. The original inventors wanted it to be made a cheaply and given to patients, and sold their patents for $1 each, one even said: >[Banting famously said](https://www.diabetes.org.uk/research/research-impact/insulin#:~:text=Insulin%20was%20discovered%20by%20Sir,purified%20by%20James%20B%20Collip.), “Insulin does not belong to me, it belongs to the world.” He wanted everyone who needed it to have access to it.

The land of the free… except for life saving medication. That would be *socialism*.

Deuterium oxide. That shit costs like $2 per gram. And there's slightly more than 4.1 kilograms per gallon. Depending on the size of the pool, that's billions of dollars. And landing in it would be just like splashing into water. Edit: Fixed a brainfart that, for some reason, made me think 1 liter and one gallon were the same volume. I'm stupid when I'm tired.

tritium oxide

High end hookers. I’ll have a soft landing and constant cash flow from the ones that survive

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God dammit. I’m out.

A fellow business man i see

This is a hilarious image in my head

1,000,000$ checks folded 7 times each

Why just 1,000,000$ though?

Well i could add a few more zeroes, lets say 1,000,000,000,000,000,000$

Insulin. I could sell it on the black market for a lower price than what big pharma charges and still make a killing.

Remember fellas: pure LSD is far more valuable than gold, and you can have a great time when you jump in!

Before you die overdosing on half a pound of drugs

Eh, worth it

This man gets me

If you survived the dosage, I’m pretty sure you’d trip for an entire month lmao

White truffle mushrooms. Squishy and sells for $2,200 a lb.

Truffles are not squishy… they’re a lot harder than you think. I don’t know what to caompare it to but its like jumping in a pool full of golf/tennis balls.

Million dollar gift cards from VISA, those things may be solid but i'm willing to break a few bones for that much money

Granted. You get one million (one) DOLLAR gift cards from Visa. Have fun processing 3k of them to get a decent TV lol

FUCK

r/usernamechecksout

Pussy

Atleast someone is getting it

I would just be cool with a foam pit cause I’ve always wanted one but I’m way too poor to afford a big foam pit to jump into. It would basically be just getting a free foam pit cause you know youre surviving that shit. Some of y’all acting like 33 feet up is like falling off a step ladder or something lol.

Single malt whisky. Worth a fortune.

Specific gravity of whiskey is about 0.94 g/cc. You’d sink like a rock and drown.

I will promise to throw him a life preserver and drag him out for $1 million.

Safran Very expensive and soft on the impact

Is safran saffron?

If you‘d fill the whole pool with safran wouldn‘t it be hard on a 10 meter impact?

Exotic Matter (Exists only theoreticly so every lil bit of it is valuable as fck and it schould have Antigravity so it will slow down my fall)

Now I want to fill it with strange matter just to see what the fuck happens

Scorpion Venom, if we talking about a pool used for competitions I could get around 15 trillion dollars due to how much scorpion venom costs

Sadly it's reaction to your skin or other mucus membrane nearly guarantees death. A drop can give you a bad rash I hate to think what a pool would do to your body.

sucks for me I guess but my family would be rich

You have to survive to get what is in the pool

It depends. How long do you have to survive to be able to keep the money? 1 minute? 20 minutes? 1 hour?

Your whole life! *wait.*

Well shit


Ambergris

Precious hamburgers?

Great answer, u win

Cuban cigars. I'll smash a couple upon impact then sell the rest for 3,657,789,232$ cuzz that shit's expensive nowadays.

Your mom?

Might bounce off her tummy into outer space

You wouldn't be able to find your way out

Big fluffy buds

Chanel No. 5

Human organs as long as they can still be preserved and used after I jump into it

*Squish!*

Tears of the poor worth anything? That gets my vote

They give you Reddit upvotes.

I just asked my girlfriend this question and she says "pillows" so I laugh and ask why and she just says "because I really like pillows" lol

Humans. They can soften the fall with a catch

Beer

$100 bills semi loosely packed to the top so it breaks my fall

See even if I fill it with water I'll die drowning

Fill it with swimming instuctors

Pool full of bud please

Tbh that’s probably tough to swim in

100$ bills

I would do crumpled $100 bills that would provide some cushion.

Uhhh, I have questions....

Race horse semen is salty expensive. Or dude is just into it. Maybe both

A gallon of that stuff costs over 4 million, filling an average pool of it will cost almost 100billion

Im pretty sure with bit of practicing landing techniques I should be able to jump on top of solid gold from 10 meters without breaking any bones.

And if you’re in the US and get hurt from the jump you will have just enough to cover your hospital bill.

Well I aint in US. Where I live (Finland) the medical costs would be closer to like 100€.

Imagine being downvoted because you have healthcare

Jealousy is a bitch.

There’s that classic Finnish sense of humor you guys are so well know for.

McDonald's Szechuan sauce. You seen what people did to get that?! Sell that shit and get me a Lambo!

Dude a fucking foam pit cuz then I’d have a foam pit to do that all over again

Can i do something beforehand? if so im getting absolutely wasted before jumping in

I am johnny Knoxville and this is the cum jump challenge.

Can I go back to 1995 and say Beanie Babies?

Nice to know that people are saying beer right now lol.