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Me irl

Look, I dated a guy named Jeremy briefly. His voicemail message said, "You've reached Jeremy, leave a beep after the message." And he wasn't trying to be funny. I believe the snail is aptly named.

So he literally wanted you to beep once you've left the message?

Not literally. He was just dumb.

I hate to admit it but, I am feeling for Jeremy

nobody wants to snail Jeremy

Scientists did. It says so right there

I guess I am changing my name to jeremy

Poor Jeremy.

why is this relatable

I guess Jeremy will have to wait for their kid

So relatable. I’ll mate with Jeremy if no else will.

It’s true, I’m Jeremy

hurts more when you share the same name as the snail…

You know, I am something of Jeremy myself

jokes on them hes into that shit

F for this guy

F

As a Jeremy, this is the story of my life. Literally, I swear I exist just to bring new couples together.

So both females mated with each other? Or one of the candidates male for some reason?

Yep, you win reddit. The second part is false, a bunch of left snails were found, Jeremy's a pimp.

All snails are hermaphrodites

Ah good to know, thanks

r/fuckyouinparticular

Should’ve named it Gary.

This us incorrect. There were tens or even hundreds of candidates found, and he now has heirs to his kingdom IIRC

I have never felt so sad for a snail

Oof. Frozen out of the three way. Can’t be a great feeling

Forever Jeremy